Hello, my name is Bloody Nose. I am a light grey earth pony with a cool blue spiky mane and tail, and my cutie mark... oh sweet celestia, thats a story. My mark is a image of a crimson water drop, it all started back years ago now that I think about it. My name actually coincides with my cutie Mark, there's a reason why my name is bloody nose. It all started when I was born, most foals when they pop out of their mothers usually cry, the doctors make sure that the baby cries to to ensure that it is breathing. My case, was... Different. Yes I still cried but, I cried for a different reason. When I popped out both of my nostrils were bleeding. Thus my father, Crimson Falcon, and my mother, Lilly Schmidt, decided to name Bloody Nose. I was 16 years old when I learned what my special talent was. I was going to Ponyville General Hospital to donate blood, I slipped and fell, and my hoof just so decided to land on a very sharp piece of glass. Fortunately I was near the hospital, and when I went in they immediately patched me up. I had apparently lost about 5 pints of blood before the doctors patched me up. I didn't feel lightheaded or anything. In fact, I decided to press on with the blood donation, even though it was advised against bye a young intern by the name of one RedHeart. After the doctors Took 10 pints of my blood, I felt, strangely, as if nothing had happened. Seriously. There were no ill effects. No nausea, no lightheadedness, nothing. After that I felt a strange tingle on my flank, and lo and behold my cutie Mark was there. That red water drop.
Now know a little bit about me I can finally tell you exactly what happened. I was in the shower single rather joyful tune I heard from the resident party planner Pinky pie (say that five times fast), when I felt the tingling sensation in my right nostril. I sighed. "not again" it was bleeding. Not much of a surprise. But what I noticed was the color of the water that was circling the drain. Oh, I forgot to mention. I saved up enough bits to buy one of those fancy shower and bath appliances. Anyway. At that moment an idea occurred. "what would happen, if I filled up my bathtub with water, then let the blood dripping from my nose into the water?" I thought out loud. I decided to test it. I filled up my bathtub with water, looking down into the clear liquid so my crimson fluid could drain out from my nose into the clear Dihydrogen Monoxide below. It was a beautiful sight. watching the blood splash into the water, swirling like a red ballet dancer in stop motion. I could feel every drop. I watched in awe as the color change from clear to a Crimson clear Color. Laying back in the warm substance. It was like taking a normal bath. But this one felt, different. Swimming in your own pool of blood Makes you think. My very first thought was, " what the hell am I doing? I am literally swimming in my own blood. My own blood!" Then I started to laugh. "ha ha. this it's rather fun" I start to splash around playing with the blood soaked water. Splash. Splash. Splash. I thought to myself, "I must be the first pony, in equestrian history, to be laying in a pool of my own blood, and not to have a scratch anywhere on my body."
After sitting in the bloody water for a couple minutes after that. I decided that I needed to get out before I became a bloody prune. As the water drained from the tub, I thought, "somepony is going to be in for quite the surprise next time they decide take a shower"
Not an hour had passed after my, bizarre choices in bathing, that quite a fuss arose around town. Apparently, the unlucky pony who Took a shower right after me (it's Not in the same building of course) was not another then the princess of friendship, Twilight Sparkle. She had just got back from visiting the crystal empire due to her brothers new baby being born. Apparently, she was exhausted, and in desperate need of a shower. She wasn't for quite a surprise, when the water that came out of the faucet, looked not like normal water, but bloody water. Needless to say, she presumed that there had been a murder and that the body was hidden in towns water supply. Of course we're travels fast in the town of Ponyville, and within 30 minutes the whole city was in a state of lockdown. The first thing that twilight sparkle did, after she locked the entire village Down, was to actually check the water supply. What she found was not surprising in the least. Well, it's more or less what she didn't find. There was nothing but freshwater. A majority of the water I had bathed in was already diluted,
