captan thulk

by silent-judge

Rating: mature
Tags: Anthro, Comedy, Human
Length: 266

a displaced fic

I just got a bit sick of over powered characters so I made my own designed for crossovers
free to use in any crossovers.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-04-27 08:45:27 UTC

Enter Nasty

I am Captain Thulk. the greatest hero ever. how did I become the greatest hero ever, it began when i went to a some convention, did i get dressed up for it. NO only a complete fag would bother getting dressed up for something like this.

So I rock up to the con and tell them I'm one of the helpers(as if id be stupid enough to) as they check I head in and loose them in the crowd.

Any way I spot a starters Pokemon game for starting kids. Two games later and I score one deck of cards and one rares folder. Ill probably just sell them all.

Any way the tournament is about to begin so I am off, not five minutes later some fag is demanding I give him his sun's deck back, but I one it fair and square. If i remain calm and get him to make the first swing I can get him kicked out, Shit! I am about to get hit am I near a booth so I can grab some stuff, Shit it's late just take bag off shoulder and stumble back woulds till I hit something.

I hit some weirdly dressed up moron and some booth. Shit! it's just some costume shop, oh well just say my stuff got sent every were and shove random objects into my back pack then put it back on.

Sweet they have replica weapons I grab the hulk fist first, captain America shield and Thor's hammer and the booth idiot is yelling suddenly every thing is gone.