......Broke the Fourth Wall
The lavender alicorn sat at the table smiling. The sun shone through the window, birds chirped, and the table set. Life was good..... at least for now.
"I'm beginning that after friendship, the greatest magic of all is proper silverware replacement!" Twilight said, followed by a giggle. A rumbling sound erupted from the door, Starlight Glimmer galloping in with a huge smile on her face.
"Twilight, guess what? I made a new friend!" she hollered, stopping before Twilight.
"That's fantastic news!" Twilight said, moving from her previous spot.
"She's great!" Starlight said, smiling again.
"Great!"
"She's powerful!"
"Powerful?" Twilight said nervously, lowering her ears, a confused glare placed over her face. Starlight barely even seemed to notice, though. Why would 'The princess of friendship' not be happy about a... friend..?
"She's-" Before Starlight even finished, a blue unicorn came through the doors.
"Hello..... princess!" she said with a smirk. Twilight's eyes went wide.
"Trixie?! Wait, wait- cut! Stop this!" Twilight called, shutting off the camera. She placed a hoof over her head and sighed. Staring at the directors she grunted.
"I-I THOUGH YOU GOT RID OF HER FROM SEASON 3!" Twilight yelled, stomping a hoof. Another door opened, as Rainbow emerged from the bedroom, a towel hung over her back, wings spread.
"Ooh, that was a nice shower- oh hey, Twi! What's with the directors?" Rainbow asked, tossing her bath towel onto the dining table. Twilight rolled her eyes.
"D-Did they let Trixie into ANOTHER episode again? Look, Hasbro, I'm not gonna be torchered in front of my fans again, ya hear?" Rainbow commanded, three people leaving through the portal. Trixie trotted out of the room, Starlight headed for upstairs. Rainbow then stared into the fourth wall.
"Hey, what are you looking at? Can't you just... you know... uh, do something about this?"
Uh, I'm not supposed to get involved....
"Okay. Hey Twilight, uh, let's take a visit to Hasbro, shall we?" Rainbow asked, placing a hoof through the portal. Twilight was spotted fixing the silverware on the table again, as Rainbow hopped through the portal, Twilight following. Behind them, Fluttershy tilted her head, then shrugged it off heading to the throne room.
"What could possibly go wrong?" she asked herself, the miserable bunny in her hooves. He munched on a carrot, thinking the exact opposite: What could possibly NOT go wrong?
The two appeared in Pawtucket, Rhode Island. Before them was a wall. One that they crashed into while hopping through the portal. Twilight and Rainbow exchanged glances as the two pushed through the front glass doors.
"What should we do? Light a fire? Set a nuclear explosion? Put a-" Rainbow's mouth was covered by a furry, purple hoof, one that came from the smiling alicorn. Her magic popped a list out of nowhere.
"Since Pinkie had so many insulting and violent fanfics not appropriate to be reapeated since this is rated E, I decided to let the narrator guy choose.
I'm a girl, sheesh...
"Oh, okay...Sorry."
UH huh, I'm listening.
"Narrator thing, set this thing on fire."
Uh, why?
"Why- have you been listening to us at all?"
No, I just had some Cheetos.
"SET IT ON FIRE FOR PONY'S SAKE!"
Okay, okay, hold your horses.
"Don't do that." Twilight mumbled, the building instantly setting on fire as the two bro-hoofed. The last sound and sight was a crowd of Hasbro workers rushing out and screaming. Fire trucks quickly lined up, water splashing poorly onto the flaming building. Though... the building didn't burn, it just flamed. People all around started calming as Rainbow stared at the 'fire'.
"That was a fake, wasn't it"
Uhm, yas. *Puts on shades* Deal with it.
"N-No... if your gonna make references.... I will, too."
Try me.
"Celestia's sake, just set the fire! Just do it!"
Nooo way! You can't control me! I'm eating chocolate cake!
"The cake's a lie!"
STOP IT!
"Just do it!"
Rainbow, don't do this...
"Don't let your dreams be dreams!"
PLEASEEE...
"Look, your never gonna-"
Okay, I surrender! STOP IT! The fire lit the building again, this time, ashes falling and smoke puffing from every window. Rainbow Dash and Twilight trotted through the portal as it closed, and smirked. Again. Ugh, I need a life...
~ THE NEXT DAY~
Fluttershy leaned back on the throne, petting Angel bunny in her hooves. He soon drifted off to a peaceful sleep as Fluttershy set the bunny on the throne, and trotted quietly-
"Um, excuse me, but could you be a little bit quieter.... please?"
Why is everypony talking to me?!
"Because it would be rude not to. Now could you try to quiet a bit. Oh, um I mean... if you want to..."
Let's just switch the scene and-
Twilight and Rainbow Dash trotted into the room wearing battle gear, smirks on their fa- aw, this can't get any worse!
"This is the part of the show where we sing, right?" Twilight asked, shooting a beam from her horn. Rainbow nodded then out of nowhere, lifted a script of non-copyrighted songs.
"I really hate you
Stop getting in my way
I lost my patience
when are you gonna decay
I want to throw you out
just like my broken TV
if you'll come back once more
it shall be painful you'll see
i hope you die in a fire
hope you'll be stabbed in the heart
hope you'll get shot and expire
hope you'll be taken apart
hope this is what you desire
it's almost over
why can't you just let it fly
don't be afraid
it's not the first time you'll die
your mechanical parts click
sounds like when I broke your bones
once I get my second chance
I won`t leave you alone
(Oh yea!)
I hope you'll die in a fire
hope you'll get stabbed in the heart
hope you'll get shot and expire
hope you'll be taken apart
I hope you die in a fire
Hope you'll get stabbed in the heart
Hope you'll get shot and expire
Hope you'll be taken apart
Hope this is what you desire
I Hope you die in a fire."
Little did they know that Hasbro had escaped safely and were planning attack on Equestria.
THE EN-
"HI!"
AHH! Pinkie Pie!
