The adventure of a Human called Connorby Hydra_1324ChaptersThe BeginningThe Shootout and The Pre-ArrivalThe Arrival...?The True ArrivalThe Twiroductions (Oh and Spike(Mini Chapter))The Meeting with the rest of the Mane 6. (Part 1)The meeting with the rest of the Mane 6. (Part 2)The meeting with the rest of the Mane 6 (Part 3)(SIDE CHAPTER) Lyra's DreamThe BeginningOnce upon a time, in a town called Ponyville, Twilight was complying to Celestia's attempt to recruit an alien from another world for Friendship purposes. This world was full of sadness, war, danger, anger, threats, and hardly any Kindness, Loyalty, Generosity, Honesty, there was NO Magic, but plenty of Laughter... But, that type of Laughter, was the wrong type. It was evil, maniacal, sinister Laughter. The princess had observed this alien's world, and had discerned that one of the aliens would be pulled out of that world and attempted to be changed. Twilight looked through book after book, with her purple cartoony hoof, preparing and looking for spells to help her summon an alien. So far, her searches had been unfruitful, and at the moment, it was the bitter truth that she still had no luck summoning an alien. This was very hard for her, she was going to fail the princess again, and she knew she didn't want to. Even if in reality nothing really bad for her would've come from it. She looked to her pet Owl, Owlowiscious and asked if it knew any books that could help. As usual, the Owl just answered with "Hoo?", its feathers moving indifferently, its wings staying still, completely still where they were. Twilight licked her lips a little, then shook her head annoyed, her mane going over her eyes, she pushed it out of her eyes with her hoof, taking a huff, her mane sparking a little but not burning quite yet. Twilight scowled and yelled for Spike next. "SPIKE!!! Get down here!" As usual, Spike was lazy and took a while to come down. Once he did, with his spines being messy and untidy, he scowled and asked what she wanted. "Twilight, what the emerald do you want?" Twilight kept scowling and responded with an annoyed voice, her mane sparking with little embers as she started to get infuriated with Spike's laziness. "I'm looking for a spell to summon an alien from another world! CAN you help me?" Spike argued back with surprising volume for a young dragon such as himself. "WHAT do you THINK?! Twilight, just get a break already! You LOOK like you need one to think this over." Twilight growled in response with high ferocity, the embers starting to turn into flames. "A Break? A BREAK!? SPIKE. I CAN'T JUST STOP NOW!" Her mane and fur glowed with Anger, as smoke started to bristle off her and out of her purple nostrils. Spike said quietly but firmly with a trembling voice "T-Twilight... You... You need to calm the ruby down, r-right now... You might b-burn the Library, you r-remember what happened last time, r-right?" Last time, when Twilight had gotten out of control, the library had burnt down, and Celestia had to regrow the library. That day, and many more to follow, Twilight had gone through counselling to help her anger issues. Clearly, this hadn't helped, as they were resurfacing. Twilight took a few deep breaths as the smoke dissipated, the flames started to turn back to embers, and the embers vanishing. "Y...Your right Spike.. I should take a break. I'm.. gonna read a book." Twilight got up and trotted towards the nearest bookshelf and started looking for a good book Twilight narrated as she looked. "A dummies guide of how to burn down a library... N-No.. How to find gems... No... A tale of Vincent Vanegoth... Already read it... The Legends of Tomarerow... Already read it.. It was a cliche... Fifty Shades of...." Blushes deep, dark red and muttered, biting her lip "L-Lets move onto the next bookshelf..." She trotted to the next nearest mahogany bookshelf, and started looking through the books on that shelf. She continued to look, narrating as she goes again. "A birds tale... No... Already read it." The book she missed was ominously moving off the bookcase. It slowly fell to the floor with a THUD. Twilight twitched and yelled "Spike! Pick that up right now!" Spike hurried over to pick it okay with a quick retort "Yes mom" and picked it up, blushing at the title... It was Fifty Shades of Pony. He slowly put it away in the same bookshelf that it had been in. Twilight continued to look through the bookcase until she found a good book. "Humanity" written by Lyra. Lyra was strange, but interesting to Twilight. She went over to where she was and started to read the book, eventually falling asleep in its bookish claws. Spike sighed and dragged her into bed, waiting for her to wake up, as he did, he tidied the library, going around with a feather duster, mop, etc. Spike sighed in annoyance "This would be a lot easier with magic, but NOOOOO, Celestia had to deny my application to get a unicorn horn. ...Maybe I'll try next year!" As Spike cleaned the library, in another world, a Human was scared, hiding behind a stood up table, which defended him from the bullets that his attackers were trying to kill him with. EARTH POV ___________ This human was a teenage inventor called Connor, his large pale, hairless hands clutching a makeshift gun, painted orange. He wasn't fat, nor skinny, nor muscular. He was a little over-balanced, but he wasn't fat. Every now and then he took a shot from behind the table, occasionally hitting and sometimes killing or just injuring a human out of the gang that was trying to kill him. One of the mafia gang members yelled in a cliche Italian accent, "Oi! If ya give us the money, we'll-a let ya go, caipche?" Connor, yet knew this was just a trick. He just needed to hold out until all the gang was dead, and then he would be safe. He was wanted because of his inventish brilliance, they wanted to kill him so it would be stamped out. Connor started to fire recklessly at the members with his gun, it smoking with every shot, due to it being poorly made, serving as a way for Connor to become mostly unhittable, as he didn't have to hide behind cover. Due to his recklessness and loss of patience, then and there, quite a few of the mafia gang were dead, a few of that few were only injured, but most of the few were very much so dead. To be continued.... Author's Note This is my first fanfic on mlp. I have written in the past, though. Please don't flame/hate this (if you dislike it, try to give me Constructive Criticism.) Hope you enjoyed! Connor belongs to me. Twilight, Lyra, Celestia, Spike, Ponyville, Equestria and MLP related stuff not mentioned in this belong to Hasbro. The Shootout and The Pre-ArrivalConnor continued to hide behind the smoke wall his gun had produced. It slowly started to get less effective as he narrowly dodged bullets that were aimed at his general area. The bullets bristled with heat and steam as they skidded across the ground. He quickly ran behind the beechwood table again, and waited for the smoke wall his gun had produced to fade away. The said table had quite a few bullet-holes in it. Once it did, he started his routine of firing out the table, then hiding behind it again. This included him coming slightly out from over, or from a side of the table, and firing, then coming back in if he thought he was gonna get shot. He thought to himself of a rough estimate by looking that there was about 20 left. He could do this. He could do this. He could do this. He repeated this to himself several times. His will to pull this off, kept him from surrendering to the Italian Mafia Gang members. He made a shot from above the beechwood table, and managed to get a head shot on one of the Mafia Gang members. This was responded to with deep anger to what he had just done. The said member fell to the floor, a pool of blood surrounding him, the Mafia Gang members looking at the beechwood table with disgust, one yelling in fury. "We will kill you HERE and-a NOW!" cries of "Yeah!" were shouted loudly by the other members. They started firing recklessly, all of the bullets missing Connor through the beechwood table. This was extremely lucky for Connor, as likely he wouldn't have had the strength to keep going. Even if he did, he would need to get home quick. Connor used this to his advantage and put a lighter to his gun, and setting it alight. It was now sparking, about to blow, he then threw it like a grenade at the Mafia Gang members. It quickly detonated with a large explosion, scorching and setting the table alight. It killed most of the Mafia Gang that was attacking him, the car park he was in was now bloody, as the Mafia Gang ran off, well, what was left of them anyway. In the background, there was police sirens ringing out loudly. The table was burning away Connor got up, then sighed and grumbled to himself "Welp... Better get outta here." He legged it to his house. He was wearing a brown shirt, a black with white stripes jacket and blue jeans, with white sneakers. As he ran away it burnt away, the ashes on the ground, smoke rising into the air, fire-ambulance sirens audible too. EQUESTRIA POV ________________ Twilight had woken up and taken a shower, the crystal clear shiny water had been rolling down her fur, as she washed herself. Then she dried herself with a brown towel, which had to be washed afterwards as it stunk of Twilight-ness. Twilight chucked it into the washing basket with her magic. She went downstairs after combing her hair in the usual way she did, making her hair look casual as usual. She called, curious if Spike was still awake, unaware that it hadn't been that long since she fell asleep. "Spiiiike?" Her call was answered by Spike's shout. "Coming!" Spike ran up to her "Your awake! Uh... Listen, I found a spell in a book that might be what you're looking for, while you were asleep. I... Uh.. will lead ya there!" He smiles as he led her to the book, titled '100 strange but useful spells'. The book was in a brown leather casing, the pages normal white sheets with black writing on each page, with page numbers on each page, marking each page. Twilight smiled back, her teeth shiny and white. She then responded "Thanks, Spike, You're the number 1 assistant." She followed Spike eagerly, her cartoony purple hooves moving across the wooden floor easily. Spike responded with an arrogant remark. "That I am, That I am." He grinned widely at the frequently used compliment. His arrogance was ignored by Twilight effectively. Twilight asked next, curiously "So... where's the spell?" Her question was also impatient. She wanted to get this out-of-the-way, ASAP. Spike responded, his smile lessening to a normal one. "It's here, RIGHT here." He pointed at the page and paragraph, which Twilight trotted towards. It was an average page, but it contained the important spell of summoning an alien from another world. Once she was there, she said with a smile. "I'm gonna cast it then." Then she started chanting the spell, her horn glowing slowly brighter and brighter. Her mouth and teeth clenched as she struggled to do the spell. To be continued... Author's Note Hey. Heres another chapter for this. Please don't flame. I own Connor. Hasbro owns MLP and any MLP characters I referenced/used in this chapter. The Arrival...?Twilight continued to concentrate, her mane starting to form little sparks of fire. As she did, her teeth gritted more, in slight fury. She may cause the library to burn down this way. Spike encouraged her by yelling. "You can do it Twi!" His 'hands' went up in the air in excitement. He kept yelling words of encouragement. Twilight groaned and worked harder, concentrating harder, her mane starting to form embers. As this happened, her fur gained heat and glowed magenta. It was a pretty sight. Spike encouraged her some more, by telling her firmly she could do it "C'mon Twi, You can do it." His words of encouragement helped, but not enough to actually make her succeed. The magic started to fizzle, crackling. Her magic would likely fail at any moment, and end up burning down the library. Twilight's mane set alight. Her mane now looked like a row of fireballs on her head, shaped like her mane... sorta. Spike took a fire extinguisher that had been in every corner of the library since the previous Twilight fire accident. He sprayed it all over Twilight, putting out the fire, saying sadly. "You worked too hard." He then smiled and encouraged her a bit more. "Maybe next time? After a break?" Twilight groaned, looking up. She then said with a small smile. "Yeah... I'll read some more then continue trying!" She smiled softly and said "Thanks for the encouragement Spike." Spike grinned at that and said excitedly. "You're welcome Twi!" then he yelled responding to the second one. "That's the spirit Twi!" He continued to encourage her, despite her not actually doing any magic at the moment. Pinkie Pie popped in briefly and said "Hey mister! Stop saying meanie stuff in non-speech! That's mean!" ...She then promptly vanished in a cloud of confetti. Twilight and Spike shook their heads in confusement, then Twilight trotted over to a nearby bookshelf and started looking through the books, skimming through them, narrating as she went along. "Guide for dummies; how to do everything... That... was an interesting read but never again... Hunting Ground, Ehh... It was a bit underwhelming.. What about this.. Starswirls guide to the galaxy... The meaning of life is 42... How to build a giant statue of discord... Okay, who put that there?" She continued looking, grumbling, and narrating more. "The Moon Cycles... Hm... Lets read that then." She picked it up and walked to where she was working, and started to read. However, like last time, she fell asleep half-way through the book. Twilight snored "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....." Spike sighed in annoyance and dragged her to bed again, and did his own thing for a while. Which this time, just happened to be sitting around. EARTH POV ___________ Connor sighed, in his bedroom, quickly changing into new clothes in case his old ones would get him in trouble, which was likely. This consisted of a red, velvet shirt with blue stripes on it, a dark purple hoodie with a black zipper, and a pair of black trousers. His shoes stayed the same. He started playing video games, which did not consist of your every-day games. Instead, this consisted of him playing games referencing games that your average gamer wouldn't play, such as Ponytale, Crash Pony, Spike the Dragon. Who knew why Connor played such... Brony/Pegasister games, but he played them regardless of what people thought. When he was playing Ponytale, his character would Save and Help the Ponies he met. Most that played this game actually chose to Kill, never Save. He met characters such as Sares, Larayus, Dyne, and others. This was one of the funnest games he had played all year, yet it wasn't taken very well by the non-brony/pegasister community. However, his play style changed obviously when he played Crash Pony. He jumped around on balls that smashed when he jumped on them. He dodged TNT thrown at him by wolves. All this time he did so, playing as a Brown, overly happy Pony. It was a fun game for Connor. When playing Spike the Dragon, his play style didn't change much from Crash Pony. He ate gems, and used gems to fight the bosses in the levels, and also the enemies in the levels. This consisted of gems flying like rockets, smashing into rock golems like bullets. These had the effect of doing certain things per gem. For example, a Sapphire, would freeze the enemy. A Ruby on the other hand would melt the enemy. He had to be careful not to fire Emeralds however, as those healed the enemy. He didn't want that. These games may be very... Brony/Pegasister based, but they also were inventive, doing things games hadn't really done in the past before. Such as for Ponytale, it introduced a RPG style game where you did things differently from the others. Saving and Helping the Ponies he met. For Crash Pony it was a game that went into a fun, but not very used genre. It was the same for Spike the Dragon, except this was a mix of RPG and Plat-former. To be continued... Author's Note Oh hey. You stuck around for a 3rd chapter. Go you. No flaming please, as this is my first story. I own Connor. However, the original concepts of these, belong to Sierra, Toby, and Sierra. (Who currently own Crash and Spyro) MLP and all MLP themed things I mentioned here other than the concepts belong to Hasbro. (The actual concepts used for the parodies doesn't really have a owner.) The True ArrivalTwilight woke up with a groan. She groaned to herself "...S...Spike...?" After getting no response, after 5 minutes, she dragged herself reluctantly to the bathroom, and got in the bathtub. She started pouring herself a bath, while getting a shower, moaning slightly in relief as the warm crystal clear pretty water went around her and washed her with the shower. She used a sponge and cinnamon scented shampoo to wash her hair, and her body. She liked that shampoo. It made her smell nice and not like a bookish tramp. She continued washing, rubbing the sponge along her lavender, purple fur. After a while, she looked around, and got a peculiar grin on her face. She started playing immaturely with the bubbly water, splashing it onto the floor. She giggled, but after a while she got bored of this. So she got out of the bath. Then she started thoroughly drying herself with a purple towel. She started with her mane, rubbing her silky mane with the towel, until it dried, which took about 2 minutes, surprisingly. So she moved to drying her head and shoulders. Which in total took 4 minutes. Then she went to drying her back, sides, stomach and shoulders, which took 10-15 minutes. She was almost done. She dryed her hooves and legs, which took around a minute. Twilight chucked the wet, dripping purple towel into the wooden, golden trimmed washing basket with her magic. She then trotted downstairs, down the wooden stairs in the library. Spike looked at her and asked curiously. "Are you ready to try again?" A small grin was on his face. Twilight smiled and exclaimed. "Of course Spike!" Twilight went over to the book and started to chant the spell, her horn glowing. "Huh, it's easier then last time..." ...5 seconds later, a Mirror appeared infront of her. Twilight asked curiously, and confused. "Huh?" She was very confused by this. Spike faceclawed. "I think you did the wrong amethysting spell." His hand was purple and had claws instead of fingers. Twilight said dumbly. "...Oh." She had the most stupid look she had worn this year. Oh wait, there was that one at the gala. Spike pulled her up by asking her to try again, this time with the right spell. Spike exclaimed a encouragement "C'mon Twi! You can do it!" He grinned more. Twilight smiled "Sure!" She found the right spell this time, and concentrated, working on casting it. She chanted the spell. "Humana vocabis, vocandi homines!" She gritted her teeth in pain, as it started to work, her hair catching embers. The spell was in ancient Potin. She exclaimed in further chant. "Pallentesque manus, pallentesque manus!" She continued to grimace, as it worked more, the lining of a human appearing nearby. It was fascinating, but not enough for Twilight to stop doing what she was doing. She exclaimed in higher chant. "Innocentes et terra! Innocentes terra!" She almost passed out, her hair on fire. The human appearing. He blinked in confusement. He was very confused. The human's clothing was consisting of a red velvet shirt, with blue stripes on it, a dark purple hoodie with a black zipper, and a pair of black trousers. His shoes were a pair of white sneakers, with 3 brown straps on each to keep them on his feet. His face was freckled and pale, along with his hands being pale. The reasons for that were unknown, perhaps he was a vampire? Connor exclaimed in surprise. "What?" He was very surprised. Spike exclaimed in further surprise. "WHAT?" But Spike was even more surprised than Connor! Twilight ran around him in circles, interested so much, already. She exclaimed "Ohh! I have so many questions... and so little time!" Connor backed up in slight fear Connor whispered in fear. "Uh... Please have mercy..." He had a feeling he was going to die here. Only a feeling. To be continued! (Little random sneak peek of a future chapter: ) Lyra ran around him with excitement and asked. "Can I eat your hands?" She had a very wide grin, a crazy grin. Connor backed up and retorted. "N-No. Please don't eat my hands I need them.." His skin quivered in fear. He was terrified. Lyra jumped on his shoulder, making him drop to his knees from the weight. She asked again, cutely. "Pwease can I eat your hands?" She had a small red blush on her muzzle. She wanted it so badly. Connor whimpered. "Please don't take my hands." He didn't want to die. He really really didn't. Bon Bon exclaimed "Lyra get off him this instant!" Her fur bristled in slight anger. She did NOT want her to kill Connor. She couldn't deal with another court case. Lyra said in sadness, her ears going down "Awww....." She hopped off and ran outside. Connor sighed and said in thanks. "Thanks Bon Bon" He was really thankful for this. Probably Lyra would've killed him if she hadn't intervened. Bon Bon shrugged dismissively and said "Don't mention it. Seriously. Don't. Mention. It. If there wasn't a law against killing humans, you'd be dead." There was a dark look in her eyes. Connor shivered and ran outside too. Lyra was long gone. Author's Note MLP doesn't belong to me. It belongs to hasbro. I own Connor. The Twiroductions (Oh and Spike(Mini Chapter))Spike exclaimed matter-of-factly. "Twi... Maybe you should... I don't know, introduce yourself or something?!" He pointed a sharp claw at Connor. Twilight smiled, in realisation. She then exclaimed, her smile widening. "I'm Twilight Sparkle!" Her horn sparked in happiness at the possibility of having a pet alien. Connor resisted the urge to say 'Twilight Sparkler'. He sighed and said in a low voice. "Right... Where am I, What are you, and... WHY am I here?" His hand clenched slightly, impatiently. Twilight grinned and exclaimed excitedly. "Your in Equestria, Ponyville, and I'm a Unicorn, a Pony." She grinned even wider "The question is now... WHO you are, WHAT you are. Your GENDER, Your sexu-" She was about to ask what his sexual interests are/were. Connor retorted, annoyed a little. "One. Question. At. A. Time." His fingers clenched in anger. He might kill something if she makes him any more angry. Twilight snorted and responded "Well, you asked me 3 questions at once, but okay." She grinned a little. "Who are you exactly then?" Luckily, that wasn't the case. Connor smiled a little and answered. "I'm... Connor." Connor sighed in relief. Twilight giggled and said with a blush "Cute name" Her blush was noticed by Spike, but Spike didn't say anything. Connor said embarrassed. "Uh... Thanks.." His eyes stared at the floor embarrassed. Twilight giggled and said with a grin. "What are you? Do you like books?" Her grin expanded in anticipation of his answer. Connor smiled a little. "I... read them occasionally. I'm a Human." His eyes traced around the bookcases. Twilight asked cutely. "Hoo-man?" It was cute, sure, but it would soon get annoying. Connor said correcting her. "HUMAN." He was angered by the fact she couldn't pronounce Human correctly. Twilight asked cutely again. "Hoo-man?" This was getting on Connor's nerves. Connor sighed and face palmed. "Forget it.." His fingers curled in slight anger. Twilight then asked with a smile "Okay." Her smile turned into a :3 face. "What's your gender?" As if it wasn't obvious, but to her it wasn't really. She had no idea what a female/male Human looked like. Connor said matter-of-factly. "I'm Male." 'How intriguing!' she thought Twilight asked curiously what his age was. "How old are you?" He honestly interested her alot. Connor said this honestly. "I'm 23." She was curious about him. Twilight grinned "And your... sexual interests?" She was really curious about him. Connor said even more honestly, stoic-like. "I'm asexual." Which meant that he likely wouldn't want a sexual relationship. Or would he? Twilight and Spike then asked together. "Want to meet our friends?" Both grinned happily, then realised they said that at the same time. Spike exclaimed. "Jinx!" He fist bumped the air. "Aw." He said with disappointment. Twilight just scowled. "No." She was starting to get angry, embers coming off her mane. Connor said a little confused. "Sure, why not?" then he asked "So you live in a library huh?" He smiled a little, but not nearly as big as what Twilight's grin was. Twilight said with a giggle. "Yeah. It's called Golden Oaks Library. Why?" Her giggle was noticed by Connor. Spike then suddenly exclaimed "I'm Spike! Spike the Dragon!" He grinned showing off his sharp teeth. To be continued... Author's Note Disclaimers: (Twinor is currently not a thing. It could be, but right now, not. She's just... sort of flirting with him.) Mlp belongs to Hasbro. Connor belongs to me. The Meeting with the rest of the Mane 6. (Part 1)"I was just wondering" Connor said to Twilight. His hands curled and uncurled naturally, as he waited for a response. Twilight said with a grin on her face. "Are you ready then?" Spike said "I'll stay here and watch over the library." Twilight nodded at him, Spike nodding back. "Sure, lets go." Connor said again. His fingers curled a little in anticipation of meeting Twilight's friends. He hoped they wouldn't react badly to him. He walked out of the door with Twilight, and got odd looks from ponies outside, some running inside their houses. He sighed, as they reacted less then he hoped. He was slightly upset by this, but he tried to ignore it. Soon after, Lyra jumped on him. She was one of the few that didn't give him odd looks or ran away from him. Lyra exclaimed excitedly "A Human!! Hai!!" Needless to say, she was VERY excited to see this new human. ..."Can I look at your hands?" Lyra asked curiously, she wanted his hands. For her human collection. Needless to say, this felt like a very bad choice for Connor. Lyra HAD killed a human in the past. Connor sighed and answered her with a reluctant. "Sure." 'This may not be the best idea...' He thought to himself. "Yey!" Lyra took one of his hands, and twiddled with his fingers, then stuck it in her mouth. She licked his fingers and hand thoroughly, enjoying it a lot. Much tasty. Very good. So hand-like. Connor asked a little afraid. "What... Are you doing?" Indeed, what was Lyra doing? She was certainly enjoying the taste. "Mfffmm~" Lyra said muffled. Yep. She was REALLY enjoying the taste. Connor said annoyed. "Please free my hand." He doubted that this would work. She didn't. Instead she enjoyed his taste more. "mmmm" It didn't work. Twilight yelled in anger. "Lyra let his hand go!!" 'Would that work?' He thought to himself. Lyra said annoyed, spitting his hand out. "Fine." She trotted away, disgruntled. Connor sighed in relief and dried his hand off on his hoodie. Pinkies Pov ___________ "A Knee Jerk... Eye roll.. Hoof shaking... Aaah my body is shaking!... I sense a newcomer... And this one's.. gonna be a doozy!" She bounced out of Sugarcube Corner, and looked for Connor. This would really be a doozy. Twilight and Connors Pov _________________________ Twilight said with a smile. "Lets meet Rarity first." 'Rarity might not react well to him...' She thought to herself. Yet, their plans were disrupted when Pinkie Pie hopped up to them. "Pinkie!?" She exclaimed. Her eyes widened on seeing Connor. Pinkies Pov ___________ "Ye- Ooooh!" She jumped ontop of him. He groaned in slight pain. "Your-connor-23-years-old-male-asexual-and-im-sure-you-would-love-a-party!" She said all these things extremely fast. It sounded like gibberish to everyone around. She quickly ran off, supposedly to make that said party. It probably was what she was doing. Not making cupcakes. Connor and Twilight's Pov __________________________ Connor said, his eyes slightly wide. "That was... Odd." His hands curled a little. Twilight said with a small smile. "That's Pinkie for ya." She rolled her eyes a little. "Anyway... Lets meet with Rarity then!" She exclaimed. She was practically jumping up and down in excitement. She and Connor, went towards the Carousel Boutique. Human walked, and Pony trotted. Either way, the movement was very similar. As they trotted towards the Boutique, they got closer and closer. The Boutique looked like a giant marshmallow from afar though. Twilight knocked on the door. The knock was audible through most of the house. Rarity Pov __________ "Oh darling, I'll be there in a minute." She smiled, as she went down to the entrance. Her white elegant hooves went down the small staircase to the entrance. When she opened the door, she saw Connor. It was a huge surprise to see something that wasn't a pony with Twilight. "Oh... My..." She was about to faint. She fainted, her body falling to the ground. This was a surprise to Connor, but not to Twilight. She had sort of expected that. Twilight and Connor Pov ________________________ "Well.. That was unexpected. That was Rarity?" Connor asked Twilight. His eyes looked at Rarity's unconscious body. He sighed a little. Twilight sighed. "Yeah, that was Rarity." She had expected that to happen. It was very Rarity-like to do that. They left and went on their journey to meet the rest of Twilight's friends. 2 down, 4 to go. To be continued.... Author's Note I own Connor. MLP is owned by Hasbro. Please don't flame. First story. (Also, from this chapter non-mini chapters will have 700+ words.) The meeting with the rest of the Mane 6. (Part 2)Twilight decided on taking Connor for lunch before going to meet the rest of her friends. This involved going to a restaurant called Hooves Dinner. It was designed to look like a oval/cloud shape, statues of ponies with one hoof up, the rest on the ground. There was 4 around the building. Two at the sides, Two at the front. At the top of the building's entrance, a oak wood set of doors, with a majority of it glass window to allow you to see inside, there was a silver sign with black bubble writing saying 'Hooves Dinner'. The doors looked like they were mostly glass doors with a rectangle of wood cropping around the glass. Twilight asked him with a smile on her face. "Are you ready?" Her hoof pointed at the oak, glass filled doors. Connor asked her what for, not quite understanding what she meant. "What for?" The sun was getting a little to him. It was a nice day. Twilight facehooved and pointed at the restaurants doors. "There." She walked in with Connor, with a smile on her face as she smiled at him. A brown pony came up to them and said with a monotone voice, and a straight face. "What can I do for yo-" He then noticed the Human with her. "Sorry. Pets can't come into the restaurant. ...I'm going to have to ask you to put your pet outside." Twilight said firmly not wanting Connor to be put down by this. "He's not my pet. He's Connor and he's my friend." She stomped her hoof on the ground. The same brown pony said slightly panicked. "Sorry Ma'am, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave. It's not a pony, and only ponies are allowed in this place." The pony was annoyed that she hadn't bothered to look at the sign outside that said "Ponies only" Twilight sighed, not wanting to start a fight. "Alright then..." She led Connor outside. "Sorry about that, Connor." Connor sighed too. He was sort of disappointed. "Yeah, it's.. Okay." ...And he was angry. His fingers curled in anger, making fists once, but then relaxing. Pinkie's Pov ___________ Pinkie said happily, hopping around "Cupcakes!" She puts down several trays of cupcakes on a set of tables by the wall. She then span around in a 360, to do her next thing. Which was then setting up a dance floor, and stuff for the dance floor, like a mic, random upside down tables on the ceiling (Okay pinkie, that is just silly.) "Awww..." She said with sadness. Her ears went down and she started to wail. Twilight and Connor's Pov __________________________ Connor walked with Twilight to look for her friends. His sneakers walked across the grass, er... gravel, WHATEVER. Twilight looked at him with a smile. "Lets do Applejack, then Fluttershy?" Not what you think. Connor decided to tease her. "Fluttershee?" He tried to conceal his chuckle. Twilight grumbled and said. "NO. FlutterSHY." Her mane set alight a little. Connor chuckled and said with a little laugh. "I know, I was just teasing you like you said hoo-man, instead of human." He failed to conceal his CHUCKLE OF DOOM THAT COULD POTENTIALLY KILL HIM. Twilight said cutely. "hoo-man?" She had gone back to being cute and cuddly. ...or not. (Hater: You suck, bitch. Me: No u.) Connor said with a grumble. "Don't start that again." He was slightly annoyed, however unlike Twilight, he didn't have the hair setting on fire thing. Twilight said with a giggle. "Okay then" Then she asked curiously. "Are you ready?" ARE YOU? ARE YOU READY FOR TWEDDY? Connor said to her with a small smile. "Ready when you are." Inside he was eager to go. Twilight nodded and led him to Sweet Apple Acres. They both walked and trotted, hoof and sneaker walking against the gravel path thing. Applejack Pov ______________ She was bucking trees, collecting apples from said trees, when she noticed Connor and Twilight coming towards her. Her strong, firm back-hooves slammed into each and every tree she hit. "Well howdy Twi! What can I do for y'all?" She was happy to see Twilight. She said this with a smile on her face. A very happy smile. Too happy. Time to- ..................................... Interdimensional pink hoof slapped my knife and hand away. "Bad Narrator!" Pinkie said. ................................................... Twilight and Connor Pov ________________________ Twilight said with a smile on her face. "I'm just showing Connor here around." She seemed unaware of the strange activity that had happened just before. Applejack nodded. She then said "Well howdy sugar cube!" She took his hand in her hoof and shook it excessively. She also was unaware of the same activity that had happened before. Connor yelped "Ni-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-e-e-e-e-e-e-e t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-o-o-o-o-o m-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t y-y-y-y-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-u-u-u-u-u-u" He also didn't know about it. Applejack said with a smile as she continued to shake his arm a lot. "Nice ta meet ya sugar cube!" She was a happy mare, to meet this strange creature known as a- "HOO-MAN!" ...Twilight... She smiled without knowing she was making Connor dizzy. Very dizzy. To be continued... The meeting with the rest of the Mane 6 (Part 3)Meanwhile... Twilight said to Applejack, trying to get her to stop shaking him. "Uh.. Applejack, I think that's enough, don't you?" She was worried that Applejack might break his arm or something. She probably could've easily done that. Applejack said with a smile, stopping. "Sure thang, Sugar cube." Her hooves went back onto the ground, the grassy wet ground. The pegasi had made it rain here for the trees. Connor then fell over, groaning. "Aaah....." He was sore from the shaking. Twilight and Applejack asked at the same time, but with different accents. "Are you okay Connor?" and "Are ya okay there, Sugar cube?" If Pinkie was here, likely she'd of said 'Jinx'. But she wasn't, so that didn't happen. Pinkie popped her head into the text. "Did anyone call?" She was ignored so she vanished. Connor said dumbly, tired out. "5 minutes please.." He was tired by the shaking. He was tired and sore from the shaking. He needed a break. After 5 minutes had passed, Twilight and Connor tried to get away. Likely though, that wouldn't be easy. Applejack would probably have other plans. Applejack had other plans. She asked them if they'd like to stop by for brunch. "Y'all wanna stop by fer sum brunch?" She had a questioning smile on her face. But Twilight probably wouldn't want this. Twilight said in a firm voice. "No, we've gotta meet the others first. ...Maybe another day." Yep. She didn't want this. But she would likely have to at a later date. Or something. Applejack said with a smile. "Sure thang." She was mainly happy because they would come at a later date to have brunch. Very very happy... Too happy.... But I resisted to hurt her. Then they went on their way to meet Fluttershy. She was going to be shy as usual. They went to her house and Twilight knocked. She knocked again, and again, repeatedly. Because Fluttershy hadn't answered the door yet. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Kn- A small voice was heard. It was Fluttershy's. "W-Who is it?" She was curious who the knocking bandit that was Twilight was. BUT WOULD SHE FIND OUT? SEE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER. Twilight said with a small smile. "It's Twilight." ...Aw. Her smile was so cute... Makes me wanna smile too. Fluttershy slowly opened the door. She was curious to why they were knocking so much. "Umm... Who's that?" Fluttershy points a hoof at Connor. "And why were you knocking...? So... much..." See? I SAW THE FUTURE! Fluttershy was slightly annoyed, which was uncommon for her. Twilight replied with a happy smile. "He's Connor." ...Twilight you forgot to answer the second question! ...And she kept forgetting. "Uhh.... He looks nice." Fluttershy said with a small smile. Twilight you forgot again? Forget it.. Fluttershy was happy. Not as happy as me though. Connor cut to the chase and asked her. "Whats your name?" He asked this gently, but it still wasn't GENTLE ENOUGH GOD DAMN IT CONNOR!! Pinkie then popped in again. "Don't blame him! It's your fault!" She vanished again. "F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Fluttershy..." She said in a tiny, quiet voice. She was scared of Connor. Twilight sighed and told him her name was Fluttershy. "She's called Fluttershy." Twilight smiled softly at her, in a attempt to make her not scared of Connor. "Oh..." She said quietly. But she was. Sigh. Fluttershy, why you so cute? Since they had met Fluttershy now, they looked around for Rainbow Dash. And that would be a hard thing to do, noting that she lives in the clouds. To be continued... (SIDE CHAPTER) Lyra's DreamMeanwhile... Lyra was chasing Connor, wanting to merge with him to become human. Even though this was a dream. But she didn't know that. Lyra yelled with high volume. "HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! COOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" He was afraid, of this toothpaste mare, and wanted desperately to get away. Connor ran as fast as he could, barely keeping away from the scary unicorn. He was running out of energy fast. Lyra kept chasing, her body glowing. "C'mon! I wanna merge with ya!" Lyra's body glowed like a lava lamp. It was warm and stuff. Connor said loudly, running faster. "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE" Even though his nopeiness would get him killed in the end. Lyra kept chasing but she had a feeling she wouldn't be able to do this just yet. She then yelled, meaning she wanted something. "MEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" STOP Lyra, your scaring him! ...My voice of reason was annoyed. From all this yelling Connor was now deaf. He continued to run, rapidly, but soon it became hard. But he kept running. Even though it was pointless. He stopped to take a breather and asked her "Ca...Can't... we ta....talk... about... this?" He wanted not to die. But it seemed he would die. Lyra yelled excitedly. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEE!!" And jumped on him and absorbed him, turning into a toothpaste coloured human. She had Connor's old clothes on. And she rocked 'em. Even though this was just a dream, she looked pretty cool. ..... She woke up, confused. VERY VERY CONFUSED. Lyra asked softly, in her human coloured bed, with a human shaped teddy bear. "...That was all a dream?" She cuddled her teddy bear slightly. She then screamed in fury. Cuddling her teddy bear tightly. Bon Bon ignored this though. Y U GOTTA BE SO MEAN BON BON? To be continued... Author's Note Thanks for the concept idea to Adusk. MLP is owned by our great and powerful overlords Hasbro Please don't hurt me.. Anyway. I own Connor and this fanfic. (However, you ARE allowed to use Connor in your own fanfics as long as you link me to them once they are published.) I apologize for the wordcount. From now on, side chapters will have a minimum of 300 words. The reason for the lack of words is pretty much because I didn't really have much to do in this chapter. I didn't want to overdo it. (I don't know why some of the words are seriously spaced out.)
The BeginningOnce upon a time, in a town called Ponyville, Twilight was complying to Celestia's attempt to recruit an alien from another world for Friendship purposes. This world was full of sadness, war, danger, anger, threats, and hardly any Kindness, Loyalty, Generosity, Honesty, there was NO Magic, but plenty of Laughter... But, that type of Laughter, was the wrong type. It was evil, maniacal, sinister Laughter. The princess had observed this alien's world, and had discerned that one of the aliens would be pulled out of that world and attempted to be changed. Twilight looked through book after book, with her purple cartoony hoof, preparing and looking for spells to help her summon an alien. So far, her searches had been unfruitful, and at the moment, it was the bitter truth that she still had no luck summoning an alien. This was very hard for her, she was going to fail the princess again, and she knew she didn't want to. Even if in reality nothing really bad for her would've come from it. She looked to her pet Owl, Owlowiscious and asked if it knew any books that could help. As usual, the Owl just answered with "Hoo?", its feathers moving indifferently, its wings staying still, completely still where they were. Twilight licked her lips a little, then shook her head annoyed, her mane going over her eyes, she pushed it out of her eyes with her hoof, taking a huff, her mane sparking a little but not burning quite yet. Twilight scowled and yelled for Spike next. "SPIKE!!! Get down here!" As usual, Spike was lazy and took a while to come down. Once he did, with his spines being messy and untidy, he scowled and asked what she wanted. "Twilight, what the emerald do you want?" Twilight kept scowling and responded with an annoyed voice, her mane sparking with little embers as she started to get infuriated with Spike's laziness. "I'm looking for a spell to summon an alien from another world! CAN you help me?" Spike argued back with surprising volume for a young dragon such as himself. "WHAT do you THINK?! Twilight, just get a break already! You LOOK like you need one to think this over." Twilight growled in response with high ferocity, the embers starting to turn into flames. "A Break? A BREAK!? SPIKE. I CAN'T JUST STOP NOW!" Her mane and fur glowed with Anger, as smoke started to bristle off her and out of her purple nostrils. Spike said quietly but firmly with a trembling voice "T-Twilight... You... You need to calm the ruby down, r-right now... You might b-burn the Library, you r-remember what happened last time, r-right?" Last time, when Twilight had gotten out of control, the library had burnt down, and Celestia had to regrow the library. That day, and many more to follow, Twilight had gone through counselling to help her anger issues. Clearly, this hadn't helped, as they were resurfacing. Twilight took a few deep breaths as the smoke dissipated, the flames started to turn back to embers, and the embers vanishing. "Y...Your right Spike.. I should take a break. I'm.. gonna read a book." Twilight got up and trotted towards the nearest bookshelf and started looking for a good book Twilight narrated as she looked. "A dummies guide of how to burn down a library... N-No.. How to find gems... No... A tale of Vincent Vanegoth... Already read it... The Legends of Tomarerow... Already read it.. It was a cliche... Fifty Shades of...." Blushes deep, dark red and muttered, biting her lip "L-Lets move onto the next bookshelf..." She trotted to the next nearest mahogany bookshelf, and started looking through the books on that shelf. She continued to look, narrating as she goes again. "A birds tale... No... Already read it." The book she missed was ominously moving off the bookcase. It slowly fell to the floor with a THUD. Twilight twitched and yelled "Spike! Pick that up right now!" Spike hurried over to pick it okay with a quick retort "Yes mom" and picked it up, blushing at the title... It was Fifty Shades of Pony. He slowly put it away in the same bookshelf that it had been in. Twilight continued to look through the bookcase until she found a good book. "Humanity" written by Lyra. Lyra was strange, but interesting to Twilight. She went over to where she was and started to read the book, eventually falling asleep in its bookish claws. Spike sighed and dragged her into bed, waiting for her to wake up, as he did, he tidied the library, going around with a feather duster, mop, etc. Spike sighed in annoyance "This would be a lot easier with magic, but NOOOOO, Celestia had to deny my application to get a unicorn horn. ...Maybe I'll try next year!" As Spike cleaned the library, in another world, a Human was scared, hiding behind a stood up table, which defended him from the bullets that his attackers were trying to kill him with. EARTH POV ___________ This human was a teenage inventor called Connor, his large pale, hairless hands clutching a makeshift gun, painted orange. He wasn't fat, nor skinny, nor muscular. He was a little over-balanced, but he wasn't fat. Every now and then he took a shot from behind the table, occasionally hitting and sometimes killing or just injuring a human out of the gang that was trying to kill him. One of the mafia gang members yelled in a cliche Italian accent, "Oi! If ya give us the money, we'll-a let ya go, caipche?" Connor, yet knew this was just a trick. He just needed to hold out until all the gang was dead, and then he would be safe. He was wanted because of his inventish brilliance, they wanted to kill him so it would be stamped out. Connor started to fire recklessly at the members with his gun, it smoking with every shot, due to it being poorly made, serving as a way for Connor to become mostly unhittable, as he didn't have to hide behind cover. Due to his recklessness and loss of patience, then and there, quite a few of the mafia gang were dead, a few of that few were only injured, but most of the few were very much so dead. To be continued.... Author's Note This is my first fanfic on mlp. I have written in the past, though. Please don't flame/hate this (if you dislike it, try to give me Constructive Criticism.) Hope you enjoyed! Connor belongs to me. Twilight, Lyra, Celestia, Spike, Ponyville, Equestria and MLP related stuff not mentioned in this belong to Hasbro.
The Shootout and The Pre-ArrivalConnor continued to hide behind the smoke wall his gun had produced. It slowly started to get less effective as he narrowly dodged bullets that were aimed at his general area. The bullets bristled with heat and steam as they skidded across the ground. He quickly ran behind the beechwood table again, and waited for the smoke wall his gun had produced to fade away. The said table had quite a few bullet-holes in it. Once it did, he started his routine of firing out the table, then hiding behind it again. This included him coming slightly out from over, or from a side of the table, and firing, then coming back in if he thought he was gonna get shot. He thought to himself of a rough estimate by looking that there was about 20 left. He could do this. He could do this. He could do this. He repeated this to himself several times. His will to pull this off, kept him from surrendering to the Italian Mafia Gang members. He made a shot from above the beechwood table, and managed to get a head shot on one of the Mafia Gang members. This was responded to with deep anger to what he had just done. The said member fell to the floor, a pool of blood surrounding him, the Mafia Gang members looking at the beechwood table with disgust, one yelling in fury. "We will kill you HERE and-a NOW!" cries of "Yeah!" were shouted loudly by the other members. They started firing recklessly, all of the bullets missing Connor through the beechwood table. This was extremely lucky for Connor, as likely he wouldn't have had the strength to keep going. Even if he did, he would need to get home quick. Connor used this to his advantage and put a lighter to his gun, and setting it alight. It was now sparking, about to blow, he then threw it like a grenade at the Mafia Gang members. It quickly detonated with a large explosion, scorching and setting the table alight. It killed most of the Mafia Gang that was attacking him, the car park he was in was now bloody, as the Mafia Gang ran off, well, what was left of them anyway. In the background, there was police sirens ringing out loudly. The table was burning away Connor got up, then sighed and grumbled to himself "Welp... Better get outta here." He legged it to his house. He was wearing a brown shirt, a black with white stripes jacket and blue jeans, with white sneakers. As he ran away it burnt away, the ashes on the ground, smoke rising into the air, fire-ambulance sirens audible too. EQUESTRIA POV ________________ Twilight had woken up and taken a shower, the crystal clear shiny water had been rolling down her fur, as she washed herself. Then she dried herself with a brown towel, which had to be washed afterwards as it stunk of Twilight-ness. Twilight chucked it into the washing basket with her magic. She went downstairs after combing her hair in the usual way she did, making her hair look casual as usual. She called, curious if Spike was still awake, unaware that it hadn't been that long since she fell asleep. "Spiiiike?" Her call was answered by Spike's shout. "Coming!" Spike ran up to her "Your awake! Uh... Listen, I found a spell in a book that might be what you're looking for, while you were asleep. I... Uh.. will lead ya there!" He smiles as he led her to the book, titled '100 strange but useful spells'. The book was in a brown leather casing, the pages normal white sheets with black writing on each page, with page numbers on each page, marking each page. Twilight smiled back, her teeth shiny and white. She then responded "Thanks, Spike, You're the number 1 assistant." She followed Spike eagerly, her cartoony purple hooves moving across the wooden floor easily. Spike responded with an arrogant remark. "That I am, That I am." He grinned widely at the frequently used compliment. His arrogance was ignored by Twilight effectively. Twilight asked next, curiously "So... where's the spell?" Her question was also impatient. She wanted to get this out-of-the-way, ASAP. Spike responded, his smile lessening to a normal one. "It's here, RIGHT here." He pointed at the page and paragraph, which Twilight trotted towards. It was an average page, but it contained the important spell of summoning an alien from another world. Once she was there, she said with a smile. "I'm gonna cast it then." Then she started chanting the spell, her horn glowing slowly brighter and brighter. Her mouth and teeth clenched as she struggled to do the spell. To be continued... Author's Note Hey. Heres another chapter for this. Please don't flame. I own Connor. Hasbro owns MLP and any MLP characters I referenced/used in this chapter.
The Arrival...?Twilight continued to concentrate, her mane starting to form little sparks of fire. As she did, her teeth gritted more, in slight fury. She may cause the library to burn down this way. Spike encouraged her by yelling. "You can do it Twi!" His 'hands' went up in the air in excitement. He kept yelling words of encouragement. Twilight groaned and worked harder, concentrating harder, her mane starting to form embers. As this happened, her fur gained heat and glowed magenta. It was a pretty sight. Spike encouraged her some more, by telling her firmly she could do it "C'mon Twi, You can do it." His words of encouragement helped, but not enough to actually make her succeed. The magic started to fizzle, crackling. Her magic would likely fail at any moment, and end up burning down the library. Twilight's mane set alight. Her mane now looked like a row of fireballs on her head, shaped like her mane... sorta. Spike took a fire extinguisher that had been in every corner of the library since the previous Twilight fire accident. He sprayed it all over Twilight, putting out the fire, saying sadly. "You worked too hard." He then smiled and encouraged her a bit more. "Maybe next time? After a break?" Twilight groaned, looking up. She then said with a small smile. "Yeah... I'll read some more then continue trying!" She smiled softly and said "Thanks for the encouragement Spike." Spike grinned at that and said excitedly. "You're welcome Twi!" then he yelled responding to the second one. "That's the spirit Twi!" He continued to encourage her, despite her not actually doing any magic at the moment. Pinkie Pie popped in briefly and said "Hey mister! Stop saying meanie stuff in non-speech! That's mean!" ...She then promptly vanished in a cloud of confetti. Twilight and Spike shook their heads in confusement, then Twilight trotted over to a nearby bookshelf and started looking through the books, skimming through them, narrating as she went along. "Guide for dummies; how to do everything... That... was an interesting read but never again... Hunting Ground, Ehh... It was a bit underwhelming.. What about this.. Starswirls guide to the galaxy... The meaning of life is 42... How to build a giant statue of discord... Okay, who put that there?" She continued looking, grumbling, and narrating more. "The Moon Cycles... Hm... Lets read that then." She picked it up and walked to where she was working, and started to read. However, like last time, she fell asleep half-way through the book. Twilight snored "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....." Spike sighed in annoyance and dragged her to bed again, and did his own thing for a while. Which this time, just happened to be sitting around. EARTH POV ___________ Connor sighed, in his bedroom, quickly changing into new clothes in case his old ones would get him in trouble, which was likely. This consisted of a red, velvet shirt with blue stripes on it, a dark purple hoodie with a black zipper, and a pair of black trousers. His shoes stayed the same. He started playing video games, which did not consist of your every-day games. Instead, this consisted of him playing games referencing games that your average gamer wouldn't play, such as Ponytale, Crash Pony, Spike the Dragon. Who knew why Connor played such... Brony/Pegasister games, but he played them regardless of what people thought. When he was playing Ponytale, his character would Save and Help the Ponies he met. Most that played this game actually chose to Kill, never Save. He met characters such as Sares, Larayus, Dyne, and others. This was one of the funnest games he had played all year, yet it wasn't taken very well by the non-brony/pegasister community. However, his play style changed obviously when he played Crash Pony. He jumped around on balls that smashed when he jumped on them. He dodged TNT thrown at him by wolves. All this time he did so, playing as a Brown, overly happy Pony. It was a fun game for Connor. When playing Spike the Dragon, his play style didn't change much from Crash Pony. He ate gems, and used gems to fight the bosses in the levels, and also the enemies in the levels. This consisted of gems flying like rockets, smashing into rock golems like bullets. These had the effect of doing certain things per gem. For example, a Sapphire, would freeze the enemy. A Ruby on the other hand would melt the enemy. He had to be careful not to fire Emeralds however, as those healed the enemy. He didn't want that. These games may be very... Brony/Pegasister based, but they also were inventive, doing things games hadn't really done in the past before. Such as for Ponytale, it introduced a RPG style game where you did things differently from the others. Saving and Helping the Ponies he met. For Crash Pony it was a game that went into a fun, but not very used genre. It was the same for Spike the Dragon, except this was a mix of RPG and Plat-former. To be continued... Author's Note Oh hey. You stuck around for a 3rd chapter. Go you. No flaming please, as this is my first story. I own Connor. However, the original concepts of these, belong to Sierra, Toby, and Sierra. (Who currently own Crash and Spyro) MLP and all MLP themed things I mentioned here other than the concepts belong to Hasbro. (The actual concepts used for the parodies doesn't really have a owner.)
The True ArrivalTwilight woke up with a groan. She groaned to herself "...S...Spike...?" After getting no response, after 5 minutes, she dragged herself reluctantly to the bathroom, and got in the bathtub. She started pouring herself a bath, while getting a shower, moaning slightly in relief as the warm crystal clear pretty water went around her and washed her with the shower. She used a sponge and cinnamon scented shampoo to wash her hair, and her body. She liked that shampoo. It made her smell nice and not like a bookish tramp. She continued washing, rubbing the sponge along her lavender, purple fur. After a while, she looked around, and got a peculiar grin on her face. She started playing immaturely with the bubbly water, splashing it onto the floor. She giggled, but after a while she got bored of this. So she got out of the bath. Then she started thoroughly drying herself with a purple towel. She started with her mane, rubbing her silky mane with the towel, until it dried, which took about 2 minutes, surprisingly. So she moved to drying her head and shoulders. Which in total took 4 minutes. Then she went to drying her back, sides, stomach and shoulders, which took 10-15 minutes. She was almost done. She dryed her hooves and legs, which took around a minute. Twilight chucked the wet, dripping purple towel into the wooden, golden trimmed washing basket with her magic. She then trotted downstairs, down the wooden stairs in the library. Spike looked at her and asked curiously. "Are you ready to try again?" A small grin was on his face. Twilight smiled and exclaimed. "Of course Spike!" Twilight went over to the book and started to chant the spell, her horn glowing. "Huh, it's easier then last time..." ...5 seconds later, a Mirror appeared infront of her. Twilight asked curiously, and confused. "Huh?" She was very confused by this. Spike faceclawed. "I think you did the wrong amethysting spell." His hand was purple and had claws instead of fingers. Twilight said dumbly. "...Oh." She had the most stupid look she had worn this year. Oh wait, there was that one at the gala. Spike pulled her up by asking her to try again, this time with the right spell. Spike exclaimed a encouragement "C'mon Twi! You can do it!" He grinned more. Twilight smiled "Sure!" She found the right spell this time, and concentrated, working on casting it. She chanted the spell. "Humana vocabis, vocandi homines!" She gritted her teeth in pain, as it started to work, her hair catching embers. The spell was in ancient Potin. She exclaimed in further chant. "Pallentesque manus, pallentesque manus!" She continued to grimace, as it worked more, the lining of a human appearing nearby. It was fascinating, but not enough for Twilight to stop doing what she was doing. She exclaimed in higher chant. "Innocentes et terra! Innocentes terra!" She almost passed out, her hair on fire. The human appearing. He blinked in confusement. He was very confused. The human's clothing was consisting of a red velvet shirt, with blue stripes on it, a dark purple hoodie with a black zipper, and a pair of black trousers. His shoes were a pair of white sneakers, with 3 brown straps on each to keep them on his feet. His face was freckled and pale, along with his hands being pale. The reasons for that were unknown, perhaps he was a vampire? Connor exclaimed in surprise. "What?" He was very surprised. Spike exclaimed in further surprise. "WHAT?" But Spike was even more surprised than Connor! Twilight ran around him in circles, interested so much, already. She exclaimed "Ohh! I have so many questions... and so little time!" Connor backed up in slight fear Connor whispered in fear. "Uh... Please have mercy..." He had a feeling he was going to die here. Only a feeling. To be continued! (Little random sneak peek of a future chapter: ) Lyra ran around him with excitement and asked. "Can I eat your hands?" She had a very wide grin, a crazy grin. Connor backed up and retorted. "N-No. Please don't eat my hands I need them.." His skin quivered in fear. He was terrified. Lyra jumped on his shoulder, making him drop to his knees from the weight. She asked again, cutely. "Pwease can I eat your hands?" She had a small red blush on her muzzle. She wanted it so badly. Connor whimpered. "Please don't take my hands." He didn't want to die. He really really didn't. Bon Bon exclaimed "Lyra get off him this instant!" Her fur bristled in slight anger. She did NOT want her to kill Connor. She couldn't deal with another court case. Lyra said in sadness, her ears going down "Awww....." She hopped off and ran outside. Connor sighed and said in thanks. "Thanks Bon Bon" He was really thankful for this. Probably Lyra would've killed him if she hadn't intervened. Bon Bon shrugged dismissively and said "Don't mention it. Seriously. Don't. Mention. It. If there wasn't a law against killing humans, you'd be dead." There was a dark look in her eyes. Connor shivered and ran outside too. Lyra was long gone. Author's Note MLP doesn't belong to me. It belongs to hasbro. I own Connor.
The Twiroductions (Oh and Spike(Mini Chapter))Spike exclaimed matter-of-factly. "Twi... Maybe you should... I don't know, introduce yourself or something?!" He pointed a sharp claw at Connor. Twilight smiled, in realisation. She then exclaimed, her smile widening. "I'm Twilight Sparkle!" Her horn sparked in happiness at the possibility of having a pet alien. Connor resisted the urge to say 'Twilight Sparkler'. He sighed and said in a low voice. "Right... Where am I, What are you, and... WHY am I here?" His hand clenched slightly, impatiently. Twilight grinned and exclaimed excitedly. "Your in Equestria, Ponyville, and I'm a Unicorn, a Pony." She grinned even wider "The question is now... WHO you are, WHAT you are. Your GENDER, Your sexu-" She was about to ask what his sexual interests are/were. Connor retorted, annoyed a little. "One. Question. At. A. Time." His fingers clenched in anger. He might kill something if she makes him any more angry. Twilight snorted and responded "Well, you asked me 3 questions at once, but okay." She grinned a little. "Who are you exactly then?" Luckily, that wasn't the case. Connor smiled a little and answered. "I'm... Connor." Connor sighed in relief. Twilight giggled and said with a blush "Cute name" Her blush was noticed by Spike, but Spike didn't say anything. Connor said embarrassed. "Uh... Thanks.." His eyes stared at the floor embarrassed. Twilight giggled and said with a grin. "What are you? Do you like books?" Her grin expanded in anticipation of his answer. Connor smiled a little. "I... read them occasionally. I'm a Human." His eyes traced around the bookcases. Twilight asked cutely. "Hoo-man?" It was cute, sure, but it would soon get annoying. Connor said correcting her. "HUMAN." He was angered by the fact she couldn't pronounce Human correctly. Twilight asked cutely again. "Hoo-man?" This was getting on Connor's nerves. Connor sighed and face palmed. "Forget it.." His fingers curled in slight anger. Twilight then asked with a smile "Okay." Her smile turned into a :3 face. "What's your gender?" As if it wasn't obvious, but to her it wasn't really. She had no idea what a female/male Human looked like. Connor said matter-of-factly. "I'm Male." 'How intriguing!' she thought Twilight asked curiously what his age was. "How old are you?" He honestly interested her alot. Connor said this honestly. "I'm 23." She was curious about him. Twilight grinned "And your... sexual interests?" She was really curious about him. Connor said even more honestly, stoic-like. "I'm asexual." Which meant that he likely wouldn't want a sexual relationship. Or would he? Twilight and Spike then asked together. "Want to meet our friends?" Both grinned happily, then realised they said that at the same time. Spike exclaimed. "Jinx!" He fist bumped the air. "Aw." He said with disappointment. Twilight just scowled. "No." She was starting to get angry, embers coming off her mane. Connor said a little confused. "Sure, why not?" then he asked "So you live in a library huh?" He smiled a little, but not nearly as big as what Twilight's grin was. Twilight said with a giggle. "Yeah. It's called Golden Oaks Library. Why?" Her giggle was noticed by Connor. Spike then suddenly exclaimed "I'm Spike! Spike the Dragon!" He grinned showing off his sharp teeth. To be continued... Author's Note Disclaimers: (Twinor is currently not a thing. It could be, but right now, not. She's just... sort of flirting with him.) Mlp belongs to Hasbro. Connor belongs to me.
The Meeting with the rest of the Mane 6. (Part 1)"I was just wondering" Connor said to Twilight. His hands curled and uncurled naturally, as he waited for a response. Twilight said with a grin on her face. "Are you ready then?" Spike said "I'll stay here and watch over the library." Twilight nodded at him, Spike nodding back. "Sure, lets go." Connor said again. His fingers curled a little in anticipation of meeting Twilight's friends. He hoped they wouldn't react badly to him. He walked out of the door with Twilight, and got odd looks from ponies outside, some running inside their houses. He sighed, as they reacted less then he hoped. He was slightly upset by this, but he tried to ignore it. Soon after, Lyra jumped on him. She was one of the few that didn't give him odd looks or ran away from him. Lyra exclaimed excitedly "A Human!! Hai!!" Needless to say, she was VERY excited to see this new human. ..."Can I look at your hands?" Lyra asked curiously, she wanted his hands. For her human collection. Needless to say, this felt like a very bad choice for Connor. Lyra HAD killed a human in the past. Connor sighed and answered her with a reluctant. "Sure." 'This may not be the best idea...' He thought to himself. "Yey!" Lyra took one of his hands, and twiddled with his fingers, then stuck it in her mouth. She licked his fingers and hand thoroughly, enjoying it a lot. Much tasty. Very good. So hand-like. Connor asked a little afraid. "What... Are you doing?" Indeed, what was Lyra doing? She was certainly enjoying the taste. "Mfffmm~" Lyra said muffled. Yep. She was REALLY enjoying the taste. Connor said annoyed. "Please free my hand." He doubted that this would work. She didn't. Instead she enjoyed his taste more. "mmmm" It didn't work. Twilight yelled in anger. "Lyra let his hand go!!" 'Would that work?' He thought to himself. Lyra said annoyed, spitting his hand out. "Fine." She trotted away, disgruntled. Connor sighed in relief and dried his hand off on his hoodie. Pinkies Pov ___________ "A Knee Jerk... Eye roll.. Hoof shaking... Aaah my body is shaking!... I sense a newcomer... And this one's.. gonna be a doozy!" She bounced out of Sugarcube Corner, and looked for Connor. This would really be a doozy. Twilight and Connors Pov _________________________ Twilight said with a smile. "Lets meet Rarity first." 'Rarity might not react well to him...' She thought to herself. Yet, their plans were disrupted when Pinkie Pie hopped up to them. "Pinkie!?" She exclaimed. Her eyes widened on seeing Connor. Pinkies Pov ___________ "Ye- Ooooh!" She jumped ontop of him. He groaned in slight pain. "Your-connor-23-years-old-male-asexual-and-im-sure-you-would-love-a-party!" She said all these things extremely fast. It sounded like gibberish to everyone around. She quickly ran off, supposedly to make that said party. It probably was what she was doing. Not making cupcakes. Connor and Twilight's Pov __________________________ Connor said, his eyes slightly wide. "That was... Odd." His hands curled a little. Twilight said with a small smile. "That's Pinkie for ya." She rolled her eyes a little. "Anyway... Lets meet with Rarity then!" She exclaimed. She was practically jumping up and down in excitement. She and Connor, went towards the Carousel Boutique. Human walked, and Pony trotted. Either way, the movement was very similar. As they trotted towards the Boutique, they got closer and closer. The Boutique looked like a giant marshmallow from afar though. Twilight knocked on the door. The knock was audible through most of the house. Rarity Pov __________ "Oh darling, I'll be there in a minute." She smiled, as she went down to the entrance. Her white elegant hooves went down the small staircase to the entrance. When she opened the door, she saw Connor. It was a huge surprise to see something that wasn't a pony with Twilight. "Oh... My..." She was about to faint. She fainted, her body falling to the ground. This was a surprise to Connor, but not to Twilight. She had sort of expected that. Twilight and Connor Pov ________________________ "Well.. That was unexpected. That was Rarity?" Connor asked Twilight. His eyes looked at Rarity's unconscious body. He sighed a little. Twilight sighed. "Yeah, that was Rarity." She had expected that to happen. It was very Rarity-like to do that. They left and went on their journey to meet the rest of Twilight's friends. 2 down, 4 to go. To be continued.... Author's Note I own Connor. MLP is owned by Hasbro. Please don't flame. First story. (Also, from this chapter non-mini chapters will have 700+ words.)
The meeting with the rest of the Mane 6. (Part 2)Twilight decided on taking Connor for lunch before going to meet the rest of her friends. This involved going to a restaurant called Hooves Dinner. It was designed to look like a oval/cloud shape, statues of ponies with one hoof up, the rest on the ground. There was 4 around the building. Two at the sides, Two at the front. At the top of the building's entrance, a oak wood set of doors, with a majority of it glass window to allow you to see inside, there was a silver sign with black bubble writing saying 'Hooves Dinner'. The doors looked like they were mostly glass doors with a rectangle of wood cropping around the glass. Twilight asked him with a smile on her face. "Are you ready?" Her hoof pointed at the oak, glass filled doors. Connor asked her what for, not quite understanding what she meant. "What for?" The sun was getting a little to him. It was a nice day. Twilight facehooved and pointed at the restaurants doors. "There." She walked in with Connor, with a smile on her face as she smiled at him. A brown pony came up to them and said with a monotone voice, and a straight face. "What can I do for yo-" He then noticed the Human with her. "Sorry. Pets can't come into the restaurant. ...I'm going to have to ask you to put your pet outside." Twilight said firmly not wanting Connor to be put down by this. "He's not my pet. He's Connor and he's my friend." She stomped her hoof on the ground. The same brown pony said slightly panicked. "Sorry Ma'am, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave. It's not a pony, and only ponies are allowed in this place." The pony was annoyed that she hadn't bothered to look at the sign outside that said "Ponies only" Twilight sighed, not wanting to start a fight. "Alright then..." She led Connor outside. "Sorry about that, Connor." Connor sighed too. He was sort of disappointed. "Yeah, it's.. Okay." ...And he was angry. His fingers curled in anger, making fists once, but then relaxing. Pinkie's Pov ___________ Pinkie said happily, hopping around "Cupcakes!" She puts down several trays of cupcakes on a set of tables by the wall. She then span around in a 360, to do her next thing. Which was then setting up a dance floor, and stuff for the dance floor, like a mic, random upside down tables on the ceiling (Okay pinkie, that is just silly.) "Awww..." She said with sadness. Her ears went down and she started to wail. Twilight and Connor's Pov __________________________ Connor walked with Twilight to look for her friends. His sneakers walked across the grass, er... gravel, WHATEVER. Twilight looked at him with a smile. "Lets do Applejack, then Fluttershy?" Not what you think. Connor decided to tease her. "Fluttershee?" He tried to conceal his chuckle. Twilight grumbled and said. "NO. FlutterSHY." Her mane set alight a little. Connor chuckled and said with a little laugh. "I know, I was just teasing you like you said hoo-man, instead of human." He failed to conceal his CHUCKLE OF DOOM THAT COULD POTENTIALLY KILL HIM. Twilight said cutely. "hoo-man?" She had gone back to being cute and cuddly. ...or not. (Hater: You suck, bitch. Me: No u.) Connor said with a grumble. "Don't start that again." He was slightly annoyed, however unlike Twilight, he didn't have the hair setting on fire thing. Twilight said with a giggle. "Okay then" Then she asked curiously. "Are you ready?" ARE YOU? ARE YOU READY FOR TWEDDY? Connor said to her with a small smile. "Ready when you are." Inside he was eager to go. Twilight nodded and led him to Sweet Apple Acres. They both walked and trotted, hoof and sneaker walking against the gravel path thing. Applejack Pov ______________ She was bucking trees, collecting apples from said trees, when she noticed Connor and Twilight coming towards her. Her strong, firm back-hooves slammed into each and every tree she hit. "Well howdy Twi! What can I do for y'all?" She was happy to see Twilight. She said this with a smile on her face. A very happy smile. Too happy. Time to- ..................................... Interdimensional pink hoof slapped my knife and hand away. "Bad Narrator!" Pinkie said. ................................................... Twilight and Connor Pov ________________________ Twilight said with a smile on her face. "I'm just showing Connor here around." She seemed unaware of the strange activity that had happened just before. Applejack nodded. She then said "Well howdy sugar cube!" She took his hand in her hoof and shook it excessively. She also was unaware of the same activity that had happened before. Connor yelped "Ni-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-e-e-e-e-e-e-e t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-o-o-o-o-o m-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t y-y-y-y-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-u-u-u-u-u-u" He also didn't know about it. Applejack said with a smile as she continued to shake his arm a lot. "Nice ta meet ya sugar cube!" She was a happy mare, to meet this strange creature known as a- "HOO-MAN!" ...Twilight... She smiled without knowing she was making Connor dizzy. Very dizzy. To be continued...
The meeting with the rest of the Mane 6 (Part 3)Meanwhile... Twilight said to Applejack, trying to get her to stop shaking him. "Uh.. Applejack, I think that's enough, don't you?" She was worried that Applejack might break his arm or something. She probably could've easily done that. Applejack said with a smile, stopping. "Sure thang, Sugar cube." Her hooves went back onto the ground, the grassy wet ground. The pegasi had made it rain here for the trees. Connor then fell over, groaning. "Aaah....." He was sore from the shaking. Twilight and Applejack asked at the same time, but with different accents. "Are you okay Connor?" and "Are ya okay there, Sugar cube?" If Pinkie was here, likely she'd of said 'Jinx'. But she wasn't, so that didn't happen. Pinkie popped her head into the text. "Did anyone call?" She was ignored so she vanished. Connor said dumbly, tired out. "5 minutes please.." He was tired by the shaking. He was tired and sore from the shaking. He needed a break. After 5 minutes had passed, Twilight and Connor tried to get away. Likely though, that wouldn't be easy. Applejack would probably have other plans. Applejack had other plans. She asked them if they'd like to stop by for brunch. "Y'all wanna stop by fer sum brunch?" She had a questioning smile on her face. But Twilight probably wouldn't want this. Twilight said in a firm voice. "No, we've gotta meet the others first. ...Maybe another day." Yep. She didn't want this. But she would likely have to at a later date. Or something. Applejack said with a smile. "Sure thang." She was mainly happy because they would come at a later date to have brunch. Very very happy... Too happy.... But I resisted to hurt her. Then they went on their way to meet Fluttershy. She was going to be shy as usual. They went to her house and Twilight knocked. She knocked again, and again, repeatedly. Because Fluttershy hadn't answered the door yet. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Kn- A small voice was heard. It was Fluttershy's. "W-Who is it?" She was curious who the knocking bandit that was Twilight was. BUT WOULD SHE FIND OUT? SEE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER. Twilight said with a small smile. "It's Twilight." ...Aw. Her smile was so cute... Makes me wanna smile too. Fluttershy slowly opened the door. She was curious to why they were knocking so much. "Umm... Who's that?" Fluttershy points a hoof at Connor. "And why were you knocking...? So... much..." See? I SAW THE FUTURE! Fluttershy was slightly annoyed, which was uncommon for her. Twilight replied with a happy smile. "He's Connor." ...Twilight you forgot to answer the second question! ...And she kept forgetting. "Uhh.... He looks nice." Fluttershy said with a small smile. Twilight you forgot again? Forget it.. Fluttershy was happy. Not as happy as me though. Connor cut to the chase and asked her. "Whats your name?" He asked this gently, but it still wasn't GENTLE ENOUGH GOD DAMN IT CONNOR!! Pinkie then popped in again. "Don't blame him! It's your fault!" She vanished again. "F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Fluttershy..." She said in a tiny, quiet voice. She was scared of Connor. Twilight sighed and told him her name was Fluttershy. "She's called Fluttershy." Twilight smiled softly at her, in a attempt to make her not scared of Connor. "Oh..." She said quietly. But she was. Sigh. Fluttershy, why you so cute? Since they had met Fluttershy now, they looked around for Rainbow Dash. And that would be a hard thing to do, noting that she lives in the clouds. To be continued...
(SIDE CHAPTER) Lyra's DreamMeanwhile... Lyra was chasing Connor, wanting to merge with him to become human. Even though this was a dream. But she didn't know that. Lyra yelled with high volume. "HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! COOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" He was afraid, of this toothpaste mare, and wanted desperately to get away. Connor ran as fast as he could, barely keeping away from the scary unicorn. He was running out of energy fast. Lyra kept chasing, her body glowing. "C'mon! I wanna merge with ya!" Lyra's body glowed like a lava lamp. It was warm and stuff. Connor said loudly, running faster. "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE" Even though his nopeiness would get him killed in the end. Lyra kept chasing but she had a feeling she wouldn't be able to do this just yet. She then yelled, meaning she wanted something. "MEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" STOP Lyra, your scaring him! ...My voice of reason was annoyed. From all this yelling Connor was now deaf. He continued to run, rapidly, but soon it became hard. But he kept running. Even though it was pointless. He stopped to take a breather and asked her "Ca...Can't... we ta....talk... about... this?" He wanted not to die. But it seemed he would die. Lyra yelled excitedly. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEE!!" And jumped on him and absorbed him, turning into a toothpaste coloured human. She had Connor's old clothes on. And she rocked 'em. Even though this was just a dream, she looked pretty cool. ..... She woke up, confused. VERY VERY CONFUSED. Lyra asked softly, in her human coloured bed, with a human shaped teddy bear. "...That was all a dream?" She cuddled her teddy bear slightly. She then screamed in fury. Cuddling her teddy bear tightly. Bon Bon ignored this though. Y U GOTTA BE SO MEAN BON BON? To be continued... Author's Note Thanks for the concept idea to Adusk. MLP is owned by our great and powerful overlords Hasbro Please don't hurt me.. Anyway. I own Connor and this fanfic. (However, you ARE allowed to use Connor in your own fanfics as long as you link me to them once they are published.) I apologize for the wordcount. From now on, side chapters will have a minimum of 300 words. The reason for the lack of words is pretty much because I didn't really have much to do in this chapter. I didn't want to overdo it. (I don't know why some of the words are seriously spaced out.)
