Anatomy Troubles
Within a dimly lit room there lay a lone bipedal being known as a human, lying upon a king sized bed with a light blue blanket. You were that human, who lay completely naked, save for the blanket covering your legs, half of it nearly falling off the end of your bed.
You needed the blanket to be placed in such a way in order to make the task at hand all the more easier. "Task at hand", as in your hand was holding your cock rather firmly, whilst said hand quickly jerked up and down upon your member.
Held in your other hand was a 'porno' magazine of pastel ponies cuddling and kissing, which you stared at as you masturbated vigorously to the sexy ponies depicted upon its pages.
The magazine in question was entitled “Red Hot Cuddle Whorses”.
It didn’t take you very long to find these alien equines rather nice looking. For one thing their large, expressive eyes were so damn cute and seemed to stare into one’s very soul. Not to mention their asses were quite plump to the point they would make an ass-man fall to their knees in worship of those plump pony posteriors. Especially that pony who controls the sun, she got possibly the finest bootylicious big bubble butt you ever seen in your entire life.
Your eyes stared upon the sexy mares in the magazine kissing and cuddling one another. At least you thought they were all mares, for you personally could not tell the difference between a stallion and a mare unless they spoke to you directly... and, both "genders" of this alien pony race don’t have any genitalia and somehow were still able to procreate without them.
They didn’t even have assholes! But that didn’t matter because their body waste teleports underground…
What makes it even more confusing for you that toilets were apparently commonplace all across Equestria. Toilets that they never used since they didn’t need to use them like you. You were thankful they had them anyway, but you were still most confused as to why they even had them in the first place if they did not need them. The only answer you got to this question was “It’s tradition” to have toilets everywhere.
You could understand that somewhat, but every toilet you had used worked perfectly well. You could not wrap your head around this logic of repairing and maintaining the use of something they never use.
At any rate, you still managed to get off to ponies cuddling and kissing, this was the closest thing to actual porn here after all, so you might as well make the best of it. You found the group pony cuddles particularly hot.
A happy grin came upon your face when you felt your moment of blissful release rapidly approaching.
Until…
“Who’s ready for love cuddles?!” shouted excitedly the pony you knew to be Rainbow Dash, throwing the door open with a loud bang as it hit the wall.
“Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!” you screamed in panic, throwing the blanket over yourself to hide your raging boner.
“Don’t you ever knock?!” you shouted angrily, shaking your fist at her, the magazine curled tightly in your grip.
Rainbow Dash pressed her hooves to her face, happily squealing like the sound like from a dog’s chew toy. “Did I just see your penis there for a second?! Ooh, can I have a look at it again?” she shouted excitedly.
“No!” you shouted back, pointing your index finger at the door.
“Please Anon, I want to see your penis,” she said in a soft voice, looking upon you with pleading doggy eyes, her ears drooping sadly.
“I said no!” you bellowed, crossing your arms and giving her an angry glare.
“Oh come on!” she roared, raising her hooves high in exasperation.“I want to see your penis!”
“But I don’t want to ruin your inno--”
Rainbow Dash groaned, burying her face into her hooves. “Oh, not this again! I told you, I’ve cuddled and kissed hundreds of ponies. I’ll have you know I’ve been featured in Red Hot Cuddle Whorses magazine many a time.”
“But that’s only cuddling and kissing, that’s not--
“Really Anon, are we going to argue this again?” you nodded in answer, which earned you an angry growl. “As I’ve told you before, in my universe cuddling and kissing is sex. Now quit being a prude pussy and cuddle me like a human mare.”
“Oh, okay, but only cuddling and kissing, no penis stuff.”
“But I want penis stuff! I want to see your penis!“ she shouted, glaring angrily at you.
“But I don’t want to do penis stuff to you. It feels wrong,” you said in a low voice, looking away sadly.
Rainbow Dash looked down sadly, tears forming in her eyes. “You think I’m ugly. That’s why you won’t do penis stuff to me,” she said in a low, broken voice.
Your heart skipped a beat, the next thing you knew you found yourself rushing out of the bed to run over to the distraught mare and knelt down before her to wrap your arms around her. From there, you began to stroke her mane gently.
“Hey, I don’t think you’re ugly,” you said softly.
“Then… why... why won’t...you...do... p-penis... stuff... to me?” she said crestfallen, leaning back to look at you with pleading eyes.
“Because I--”
“You think I’m ugly!” she shouted, giving you a harsh glare,“If I were a human mare, you would be doing penis stuff right here, right now to me! But, since I’m a pony who doesn’t have a vagina nor an asshole you find me hideous.”
“That’s not true Rainbow Dash, I find you sexy!” you defended.
“Then why won’t you do penis stuff to me?! I cuddle and kiss you, that’s like sex to me. But you won’t show me the wonders of doing penis stuff.”
You sighed sadly. “I’m not sure about this Rainbow Dash. What if you don’t like it?”
“You kidding me?! Every time I felt your penis poke my backside through your pants I have half a mind to yank your pants down and suck your penis until it cums inside my mouth!” she bellowed.
“But what if you don’t like the taste?”
Rainbow Dash stood up upon her hind legs and wrapped her front hooves around your waist, staring up at you with a look of pure determination upon her face.
“That’s a chance I’m willing to take. You’re my friend Anon, and I want to suck your penis and drink your cum.”
You sighed, reluctantly agreeing to do penis stuff to the mare.
You suddenly felt something prodding at and flicking your penis and balls. You looked down to see her grinning at you smugly.
“Rainbow! What are you doing?!” you shouted in shock.
“Oh, don’t be such a wuss.”
“How do you even know that word?! You’ve never seen one!”
“I have now. Yours,” she said, pointing a hoof down at your crotch.
“Oh yeah, would a wuss do this!“ you exclaimed, grabbing her midsection and turning her body around in quick session, the mare making excited whinnies as you did so.
“Awww yeah, do me like a human!” she shouted excitedly, raising her tail high into the air to give you a perfect view of her featureless backside.
For a moment you stared with lust filled eyes upon her devoid of genital backside, which you imagined did have a vagina and an asshole, before you took hold of her flanks, causing your fingers to dig slightly into the thin layer of soft fat around her muscular rump.
You leaned your head forward to drive your face into where her pussy should be, before sticking your tongue out to use it in order to lick her at where a vagina usually is. You moved your head up and down between her cheeks, making the canyon of her backside slick with your saliva.
Rainbow Dash with a raised eyebrow stared back at you with a look of confusion as she felt an odd, wet sensation damping that area between her asscheeks.
“Hey, I thought you were going to do penis things to me. Not lick my butt.”
You pulled your head away slightly. “You’re not enjoying this?”
Rainbow Dash rubbed the back of her neck with a hoof. “I am sure it feels great for a human mare, but to me I don’t really feel anything. It’s not bad or anything, just boring.”
“Ok, let me try something else.”
With that you stood up to place your cock between her saliva soaked cheeks. Once in position, you proceeded to thrust back and forth between her cheeks, your saliva acting as a slight lubricant.
You could not help but utter low moans, the feel of your cock rubbing against her wonderfully soft backside, topped off with your cock brushing against her silky soft rainbow tail.
“Mmm, that looks nice. Please, don’t take too long, I want to suck your penis soon. You know, since I don’t really feel anything back there.”
You nodded wordlessly in answer. For the next several minutes you humped your cock between her soft blue buns over and over again. Rainbow Dash stared up at the ceiling, daydreaming you were doing something else with her.
Rainbow Dash uttered a sigh of relief when she saw you finally pull your cock away from her backside.
“Done? Now can we-” you cut her off when you thrust your cock forward between her cheeks into the place where her vagina should be.“Oh... you’re still not done I see.” she said in a low, disappointed tone.
You humped back and forth into her backside, despite the lack of genital it felt quite nice to dry hump the place where her pussy should be.
As the minutes went by, Rainbow Dash with a bored expression upon her face began to impatiently tap her front hoof upon the floor.
“Are you done yet?” she said in a sour voice.
“Yeah, I’m done.” you said, standing back up upon your feet. “Time for you to give me a blowjob.”
“Finally!” she shouted excitedly, clapping her front hooves together.
The pegasus flapped her wings, before quickly flying toward the bed. Once upon the bed she lay herself down on her side into a seductive pose, looking back at you with bedroom eyes.
“Do me like one of your human mares,” she said in a hot breathy voice.
With a nasty grin you proceeded to walk over to the bed and lay yourself down beside the mare. Once you were lying beside her, Rainbow Dash stood up before proceeding to straddle herself over you, her ass resting gently against your hard member.
“Now, the real fun begins,“ she said quietly, looking at you with half lidded eyes.
Your hands reached up to take a tight grip upon her rump, squeezing the soft flesh like dough along with roaming your hands in general over her ass. The mare didn’t moan, but she smiled happily nonetheless, since you were holding her cutie marks.
Rainbow gave you a simple peck on the cheek, which caused her to utter a low sensual moan, before proceeding to slide her body down over yours.
You shuddered blissfully at the feeling of her soft furry body rolling across your bare skin.
The mare tilted her head to the side curiously when she came face to face with your cock, staring at it with wide eyes.
“So ummm, do I just take it into my mouth and suck on it like a candy carrot stick?” she said nervously, blushing profusely whilst she rubbed the back of her neck with a hoof.
“Just don’t bite it okay? Please, be very gentle,” came your voice in a worried tone, your body shuddering.
“Jeez Anon, of course I will be gentle,” she said softly, looking up at you with a concerned expression.
“Hey, you’re an interdimensional alien pony that has never seen a penis before. I think I have a right to be sca-- Oooh!” you were interrupted when the mare leaned her head forward to plunge your entire member into her mouth, the tip hitting the back of her throat.
The sudden feeling of finding your cock within the warm and soft confines of her mouth felt heavenly, leaving you little more than a shivering wreck. The mare placed her hooves upon your testicles to give your balls a gentle squeeze, earning her a loud groan from you.
Your legs jerked when you felt her soft tongue lick your shaft from top to bottom, uttering muffled moans whilst she did so. She gently suckled on your pole, a delightful tugging sensation of pulling and releasing.
Your hands found their way to her mane to give her some well deserved petting. Rainbow hummed appreciatively, before she stared up at you with her rosy red eyes.
The mare uttered something unintelligible, before she agonizingly slowly lifted her head up, her muzzle gently squeezing your member all the while.
When your tip was just about to exit her mouth the mare had suddenly, quickly descended her head down, taking your whole member back inside her muzzle and throat once again, her muffled moans reverberating around your shaft. You gasped, your hands tightly squeezing her mane as your legs spasmed violently.
The mare sucking your cock was constantly moaning, you could not blame her since the lack of genital, a pony’s mouth is literally an erogenous zone. You might as well be fucking her nonexistent vagina.
Your body shook violently when she began to bob her head up and down your member. The room became engulfed with the sounds of loud slurping along with the moaning and groaning of both human and pony.
“Rainbow! I’m... I’m… about to cum,” came your voice, low and weak.
This only caused her to bob her head all the more fiercely up and down your pole. You didn’t last more than a few seconds after that.
Your legs jerked erratically before going rigid and you began to unload into her loving mouth. Thick creamy stream after creamy stream of your human spunk shot down her throat, the mare moaning aloud as her huge eyes lit up with pink love hearts.
When she swallowed down the last of your seed, her body briefly glowed with blinding rainbow light, before a horn appeared upon her head.
Rainbow squealed in delight around your softening member, before lifting her head off your cock to shout excitedly "Awww yeah, I’m an alicorn now! Thanks Anon!”
