Do It Again

Hello, and welcome to this story you see.

This story determines what you will soon be.

The rules, I hope, are simple for you:

When given a choice, choose what to do.

This story begins very early in the morn'.

Specifically, minutes before you were born.

You wriggle about inside your mom,

Who was made at ponycreator.com

At four-thirty A.M., you're here at last.

The time it took you left the doctor's aghast.

Here is the first option you must now choose:

Please tell me, what gender are you?

BOY

GIRL