Flurry Heart Can Drive Ponies Mad

by The_Laundry

Luna try's her hoof at babysitting

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Luna try's her hoof at babysitting

"It'll be fine Luna." Celestia said pleadingly.

"No! Tia I already told you I won't." Luna said firmly.

"Luna please , I need you to do it." Celestia begged.

"Ugh. Fine I'll watch her. But only for you Tia." Luna said as she began to leave the room. "Oh, and you owe me after this." She said before leaving completely.


    Luna watched as the crystal train pulled into the station and as the crystal guards poured out, pulling out their trumpets and playing a royal fanfare as the prince & princess of the crystal empire trotted out. Luna smiled at the sight, for she knew Cadence hated it. Luna began her walk down to the great hall to meet her sister and niece.

"Luna! Great to see you again!" Said Cadence happily.

"Urg ma hooooo!" Flurry Heart gurgled as Shining Armor struggled to wrangle his daughter, a sight that made Celestia chuckle.

"Come to mama Flurry Heart!" Cadence called. "Baba!" Flurry Heart cooed as she flew to her mother.

"Thanks hon" Shining Armor said relived from his burden.

"Thank you so much for watching Flurry Heart for the weekend Luna!" Cadence  said Cadence.

"You're quite welcome." Luna said halfheartedly.


        "Buba! Buba!" Flurry Heart called.

"Yes? What is it this time?" Luna asked.

"Blay! Umt hooo!" Said the baby.

"What do you want to play?" Luna said with a sigh.

"Baaa gadooo!" Said Flurry Heart joyfully as she flew from her crib and out the door.

"Pony Feathers." Said Luna.

       "GAURDS!!!" Luna yelled "Catch the baby!!".

Most guards gave her a funny look but one brave unicorn attempted to stop Flurry Heart. She simply flew over him.

"Garrrrrr!!!!" yelled Luna unintelligibly. With a loud "POP!" the Princess of the Night appeared in front of the baby, forcing her to turn. "I have you now." Luna said in her best Vader impression. The unicorn guard from earlier skidded to a halt and took in the situation, two alicorns facing of, one an infant the other thousands of years old. "Arrrgh!" yelled Luna as she tackled Flurry Heart.


         "SWEET CELESTIA!!!" yelled a furious Luna "WHO DARES TOUCH MY ONE OF A KIND ATTACK ON DRAGON FIGURINE!!!".

Searching for her lost toy- "FIGURINE!!!" yelled Luna at the narrator. Searching for her lost "figurine" she decided to check Flurry Heart's room only to find the young Crystal Princess gnawing on her collectible. "I'LL RIP YOUR SOUL OUT!!!" Luna screamed.

"Buba!" Flurry Heart replied, dropping the statuette.

"Nooooooo!" Luna yelled as she lunged for the figurine. Catching it Luna cooed " The precious is safe now, yes...". Snapping out of her trance Luna said "Now hear this, NEVER TOUCH MY FIGURINES AGAIN, EVER. Understand?".

"Vlarpff." said the baby.


        "Only 5 hours left of this torment. " groaned Luna. Hearing knock Luna said "come in" in return.

The guard who was previously behind the door said "Princess Cadence and Prince Shining Armor have been delayed in Manehatten and will be a day late.".

"WHAT!!" Luna roared. "I WILL NOT SPEND ANOTHER DA-" Luna stopped as mischievous smile spread across her muzzle. "Isn't Celestia returning later this day?" Luna inquired.

"Yes your highness she is" said the guard.


          "Luna!" called Celestia " I'm back from Ponyville!".

"Tia!" Luna cried "Help me with this child!".

"Luna!?" Yelled Celestia as she ran towards her sister's voice "I'm her- Luna?" Celestia said "I see one happy baby and one happy sister.".

"HAPPY!? HAPPY!? I AM THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF HAPPY RIGHT NOW!" Luna yelled.

"Luna just tell me what's wrong so I can help." Celestia asked.

"THAT- THAT THING IS WHATS BOTHERING ME!" screamed Luna.

"Oh? Is that it? Well I'm back now I can watch her for  the rest of the day.".

"YES PLEASE DO THAT NOW! OKAY LADY I LOVE YOU BUH-BYE!" Said Luna as she placed the baby on he sister an closed the door. "FINALY FREE!" yelled Luna at no pony.


        "Celestia! It's good to see you!" said Cadence.

"Here! take it! It's driven me stark raving mad! Mad I tell you!" said a crazed Celestia as she handed Cadence her snoozing baby.

"Okay then! See you!" said Cadence as she left for the crystal train.

"I need a nap" thought Celestia aloud.

As she neared Luna's "Luna Cave" she heard her younger sister yell "OH! OH! WOMBO COMBO! OH!".

"Young ones these days." said Celestia

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