Flurry Heart Can Drive Ponies Mad

by The_Laundry

Alternate ending #2

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As Celestia made he way through the halls of Canterlot Castle towards the throne room she heard a voice that came from everywhere and nowhere at the same time.

"SILLY PRINCESS. YOU CANNOT PAWN ME OFF LIKE THAT OLD TUBA YOU PLAYED ALL THOSE YEARS AGO."

"Sombra?! Tirek?! Show yourself!" Celestia said fearfully. "Also, how do you know I played tuba?"

The voice chuckled. "NO NO NO. I AM MUCH, MUCH STRONGER THAN THOOSE FOOLS. I AM SOMEPONY VERY CLOSE... AN ALICORN."

The ivory princess turned her head to look at her young niece. "Flurry Heart?" asked Celestia.

"BINGO. YOUR SMARTER THAN YOU LOOK SUN-BUTT. NOW... I HAVE A THRONE TO USURP." Flurry Heart said as she flew towards the throne room.

"I need a nap." said Celestia.


As Flurry Heart sat upon her new throne, waiting for her moronic great aunt, she heard hoofsteps- no... footsteps. looking up she saw the dark lord of the sith... Donald Trump.

"You must be Flurry Heart." said Trump. "I have defeated your mother, so kindly get off my throne and you'll only get 10,000 years of imprisonment."

Flurry heart let loose a wave of mocking laughter until she spoke again... "OH WAIT. YOU WERE SERIOUS, LET ME LAUGH EVEN HARDER." before letting loose a torrent of laughter, this one much stronger than the last.

"Be quiet! Now I have been forced to kill you!" the bigot said as he drew his saberstaff.

"SO BE IT. BUT YOU WILL DIE." the baby said as she drew her own crimson blade.

Charging at Flurry, Trump was stopped by a flash of blue light before none other than Gorge Cloony appeared.

"YOU HAVE NO PLACE HERE, CLOONY!!" roared Flurry Heart before she destroyed the multiverse.


"NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE. YOU NOT ONLY DESTROYED THE ENTIRE MULTIVERSE, YOU BROUGHT US HERE WITH... HIM." Cloony yelled

"OOPS." said Flurry Heart.

HEY! GORGE! FLURRY! LONG TIME NO SEE! WANNA PLAY SOME D&D? called "Him" from a distance

"GREAT. JUST GREAT. GYGAX FOUND US" muttered the actor.