The Principal & The Student

by ace_attorneyfan800

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Principal Cinch, Romance, Vice-Principal Luna, Original Character, Equestria Girls, Principal Celestia, Sex, Main 7 (EqG)
Length: 13803

The events from the Friendship Games had changed Cinch for the worse. The Crystal Prep students had "turned her hair grey" long ago and she was shortly starting to drink alcohol during school. Then she met a teenage boy who wasn't from Crystal Prep..

The events from the Friendship Games had changed Cinch for the worse. The Crystal Prep students had "turned her hair gray" a long time ago and she was starting to drink alcohol during school because of all the pressure building up onto her as well as depression. Not to mention the upcoming swimming tournament with Canterlot High not too far away, all of the pressure was starting to kill her. She needed relief, and she needed it very bad.

Then, one day while going through the halls after checking up with the swimming coach, she met a teenage boy who wasn't from Crystal Prep at all. Maybe the relief she needed was closer than she thought.

(Cover Art found on Derpibooru.)

Published 2016-05-05 03:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-12-05 16:05:03 UTC

Chapter 1

Crystal Prep. Academy
Swimming Pool
April 15th, 2:00 PM

A whistle was blown and the Crystal Prep swimming team was off into the pool. Cinch watched on with a deadpanned look at her head coach.

"Hmm. Looks like the swimming team is getting better and better." Cinch said to the coach of the swimming team

"Of course! Crystal Prep is always at their best!" The coach replied

"Everything looks to be in order. I'll be on my way then." Cinch said as she started walking towards the door

Unknown to her, someone was listening in on the other side. He stood at 6 foot 2 and a half with messy light blue hair and gray skin with hazel green eyes. He wore the signature Crystal Prep uniform, and he was around the age of 19. His name is Skull. He has a last name, but he would prefer to be called Skull or Skully as to not to be confused with what he was named after.

The second he heard her footsteps he ran away and rounded a bend and ran right into a locker. He sighed and pulled out a notepad saying, "Crystal Prep Dirt."

"Nothing. Just nothing." He said to himself, "Crystal Prep's not got a single trick up their sleeve for the swimming competition. Could Celestia's assumptions have been wrong? If so, why did she hire me? She knows I only did this job in the first place because I needed the money. This is questions for later, as of now, I gotta return to C.H.S and report my quote on quote finding. Celestia's not gonna be happy about this."

Suddenly Skull started hearing footsteps.

"Eep! Not now, not now!" Skull quietly said to himself, "Just stay quiet and maybe you won't get spotted! Your reputation will be ruined if you do!"

Cinch was walking down the hallway. The students and the events that happened at the friendship games had long made her go into a depressed state some time ago and she was starting to Drink alcohol during school days. As Cinch kept walking she then heard a sneeze coming from the lockers. Skull then quickly covered his nose and went wide eyed as Cinch got to the lockers.

"Don't find me, don't find me, don't find me, don't find me, don't find me!" He said to himself

She approached a locker and looked at it for a bit, before deciding to try and open it.

"Who ever you are, you are in BIG trouble when I find you!" she said

She then pulled out her skeleton key, which could be used on every locker in the school, but just as she pulled it out her key fell out of her hands and onto the floor.

"Oooh botheration!" She shouted, "Wine's made me get butterfingers!"

She had to Bend over and pick it up. But the thing was, in doing so, her ass was in the air and in good shape and sight for anyone to see. Especially those who were in the lockers. Skull noticed. He couldn't take his eyes off. He was mentally slapping himself trying to get him to look away, but for some reason he just couldn't look away. It was like as if it was calling to him or something.

"Oooh myyy." Skull said a bit too loudly resulting in him covering his mouth and talking quietly, "Whoops."

Cinch perked up and turned to the locker beside the one she was at.

"Did that locker just speak?" Cinch said to herself

"My virgin mind has betrayed me." Skull said to himself

Certain that a Sound came from there, with Keys in Hand, she approached the locker and tried to open it. But. in doing so she was a little too close to the locker and as a result her cleavage as wide open to Skull's limited view. The result? A nosebleed.

"The second that door opens, get ready to move Skull!" He said to himself, "But do I really? Why am I thinking that!"

Hearing the mumbles Cinch opened the locker without hesitation. The result? Someone she didn't recognize ran out of it, and face first into the lockers on the other side before running into front doors of the school. With a shocked expression, Cinch saw how the teen fell to the ground with a bleeding nose. Was he a student here? Was he dragged here by bullies from a rival school and put in that locker to frame her students? Questions, questions, so many questions so little time to answer. Cinch was a bit of an impatient woman and decided to get the answers out of the young man the hard way.

"Who are you." She asked sternly heading over to the young man

"EEEEK!" Skull screeched crawling into a corner, "MY NAME'S SKULL MAM!"

"QUIETER!" Cinch ordered

"Yes mam." Skull said in a shaky voice, "Y-y-y-y-you must be Principal Abacus Cinch of Crystal Prep. Academy right?"

"Yes I am. Just WHAT are you doing here young man! This is private property and I will NOT allow trespassers on school grounds!" Cinch said sternly

"I-I-I-"

"ANSWER ME!"

"I WAS SENT HER BY CHS TO SPY ON CRYSTAL PREP TO SEE WHAT YOU GUYS WERE UP TO FOR THE SWIMMING CONTEST! I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT BUT CELESTIA MADE ME AN OFFER I COULDN'T REFUSE! I'M TELLING THE TRUTH I SWEAR!" Skull shouted nearly on the verge of tears in fear

Cinch's face looked like as if she had ate a habanero pepper.

"CHS?! CANTERLOT HIGH?! SOOO CELESTIA THINKS SHE CAN SPY ON ME HUH!?" Cinch said in anger, then she looked at Skull, "I'm reporting you to the authorities young man! Perhaps this will teach you that spying is bad!"

"PLEASE NO! I DIDN'T WANNA DO IT I SWARE!" Skull shouted, "I'm just a bystander in all this! I only went to CHS for a year and that was my senior year! They just brought me back because of my expertise in getting info!"

"ENOUGH!" Cinch shouted getting Skull to shush, she looked back to her phone, 911 only 3 buttons away

"PLEEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING!" Skull begged, "I CAN'T GO TO JAIL! I'M ONLY 19!"

Clinch stopped. Her Finger hovering over the Green phone Button.

"Define what you mean by everything." Cinch said

"You name it I'll do it!" Skull said, "Please just don't call the cops! I've got a reputation to uphold as a spy!"

The word reputation got the gears running inside Cinch's head. Was she really so low now? Would she really stoop so low as to ruin another's reputation to keep her own? Then again wouldn't this hurt her reputation as well? From the looks of things, it was a lose lose situation she was in. If she called the cops, he would lose credibility and since he heard her talking about wine, she'd get sent to jail too if he confessed it. Cinch sighed and looked at the teen. In her eyes he was quite the "handsome", young, from the looks of things somewhat athletic if his slight muffin top was any indication. He didn't have a good hair style, but the blue certainly brought out the grey in him. Well formed hands as well. She then put the phone away.

"Up on your feet." Cinch commanded

Skull did so with a bit of a shake afraid of what she might do.

"Follow me to my office. NOW!" Cinch ordered as she went down the hall

"C-coming!" Skull said in fear

And like that he ran off after her unaware of what Cinch had in store.

Chapter 2

The duo soon arrived in Cinch's office, Skull looked around the room and wasn't surprised by the lack of any decor. Cinch took a seat in her chair and motioned Skull to come over which he did.

"Sit." Cinch ordered

Skull did so in a seat that was at the opposite end of the desk.

"Why have you asked me to come in here?" Skull asked a little afraid

"You said you would do anything to make sure you kept your reputation wouldn't you?" Cinch asked

"Yes, but what does me coming into your office have to do with this?" Skull asked

"Has anyone ever told you you're a pretty boy?"

"Well... Yeah. I get that a lot. Though I don't really consider myself that since I lost a girlfriend I once had during 3rd grade." Skull said, "Had her in 3rd, lost her in 3rd. And then went on to nearly kill myself multiple times due to depression with nobody giving a absolute flying fuck about me. Who would though with the reputation I've acquired."

Cinch cringed. Just one more reason to drink in her mind, suicidal students.

"What reputation have you made anyways that's so important?"

"I'm very good at spying and getting info." Skull said, "I'm ashamed of it though."

"How did you acquire this reputation anyways?"

"It was a part time job thing I was doing back in eighth grade. Depending on my price depended on the job. Most of the time it was just simple jobs from women, things like them thinking their boyfriend is cheating on them, someone was trying to frame them, that kind of thing. All the cliche things you'd expect in school."

"Was that it?"

"Nope. I remember once the principals asked me to spy on a couple of students who had been rumoured selling illegal drugs with no proof found on them. He found out about me when one of the students reported me making a deal with someone. Realistically, he probably would've suspended or expelled my ass, but he said he wouldn't if I helped him with that. However, it turned out the ones I was spying on were clean. But I did find the real ones! However, it costed the principal extra." Skull said with a little laugh before groaning in sadness

"Hmmm."

"I never got caught once. Soon high school came and went for my freshman to junior years as well as my spying part time job. Soon though me and my family ended up moving here to Canterlot City where my reputation followed me and I started up my part time job again while I was in my senior year at CHS. Then high school was over for me as well as school in general." Skull said, "Well. I thought so at least."

"Hmmm?"

"I wasn't around to see the friendship games, but it wasn't long until Celestia called me back to CHS for one last job. This one." Skull said

"To spy on me and find out about our strategy for the swimming contest?" Cinch interrupted

Skull snapped his fingers and pointed at Cinch smile on his face.

"Exactly." He said

"But you din't get anything did you?"

"Nope." Skull said, "Not lying. I didn't find anything out at all. For the first time one of my spying jobs ended in failure. And then you showed up and caught me. First time I've been caught ever. Gotta take my hat off to you, you really impressed me with how ya caught me. Especially since ya pretty much got me to speak from my position."

"Just what was it exactly that made you give away your position?"

"Two things." Skull said, "Number one, my virgin mind that's horny as hell, and number two your ass and boobs. Not lying."

Cinch just blushed in shock. She's was used to hearing the other male teachers say her boobs were rocking or her ass looked toasty, she knew she wasn't the only one to receive these comments, but to hear it from a student-no a teen was completely new to her.

"Remind me. How old are you again?" Cinch asked

"Nineteen. Why?"

"Well. I've heard the other teachers say I had a fine ass and boobs before, but never from a teenager or student have I heard them say that about me."

"Well. People say the same about me, I'm sweet, and if you're gay or bi, nice ass. I don't really pay attention though. I mean look at me! I weigh 200 something pounds, and I have a muffin top! Who would be interested in someone like that?! No woman ever really pays attention to me though." Skull said

No one is interested in him? Why? He's quiet the good looking young man, even if he is a bit fat. And sexy and handsome-........Holy hell I'm in love with a teenager. Cinch thought

"Uhhhh? Ms. Cinch?" Skull said snapping Cinch out of her little zone out moment

"Uh, sorry. Just thinking to myself." Cinch said

About you and me in-NO! BAD MIND! HE'S JUST A TEENAGER FOR HELL'S SAKE!

"Well. Are you sure you're single?" Cinch asked

THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED TO ASK!

"Yeah. No matter what, nobody wants me." Skull said

"My dear boy maybe you've been searching in the wrong age group."

"Wat?" Skull asked

"My dear boy, the older they get the less demands they have and the more attention they need." Cinch said getting up and walking behind Skull's chair

I'm not liking where this is going. Skull thought

Cinch slowly moved one of her hands onto Skull's shoulders and down to his pants.

"Uhhhh. What are you doing?" Skull asked, "I-I think I need an adult."

Cinch laughed for a bit before stopping as one of her hands messaged Skull's shoulders and the other hand clenched softly at the area where his dick and balls were.

"I am an adult."

Chapter 3

"Um I can see that." Skull said as Cinch moved the hand on his balls to his other shoulder, "What are you proposing exactly? A date?"

"My dear boy I am far too old for you."

"Then why does it look like you wanna get into my pants?"

"Over time I've found that pressure to the lower region can clear one's mind."

"Maybe to a girl, but with a boy, they're more sensitive."

"I know." Cinch said

I can't believe I'm gonna say this. Skull thought

"Look. Just because you're older than me doesn't mean we cant do date to make sure I don't get in trouble. I never saw age as a restriction. It's a free country you should do what you want!" Skull thought

"Though people prefer more security over freedom anyways."

"Yeah, true." Skull said, "Still. Let me ask you this? When was the last time you went on a date or even fell in love?"

Cinch stopped rubbing Skull's shoulders and was being reluctant in answering.

"Well?" Skull asked

"Never. I just know a lot of this stuff from memory on reading books and my parents." Cinch said

"Well. I did know love at one point, but then I was back stabbed."

"Back stabbed?" Cinch said in confusion and wonder, "What do you mean back stabbed?"

"There was this girl I knew in 3rd grade named Nature Lover. We never dated, mostly because we were in 3rd grade at the time. Though I was actually a year older than her because I failed 2nd once."

"Go on." Cinch said

"Recess was the only time we got to be together. During then she'd fend off bullies that used to pick on me, and one day she invited me to her birthday, but I never got to go."

"Why?"

"My mom wouldn't allow me. She did give me a necklace to give to her and I did, but the next day, she went and back stabbed me by breaking up with me. I was torn. Hurt. I was so hurt I became depressed for the rest of my life and had suicidal thoughts during seventh and eighth grade. High school came and went and my depression didn't get any better. I've just been too afraid to ask anyone out out of fear that I might get back stabbed again."

I don't know of the pain he's been through, but maybe with his spying ability he might become a valuable ally. Cinch thought, I'll have to be careful though. It sounds like he is a very emotional person. His heart can be easily broken, and he might be very sensitive, if I'm not too careful with my wording and movements. It seems like if I'm going to get him on my side I'll need to go on a few dates with him. I'm going to hate it, but I'll do anything to get an upper hand on CHS at this point with those fancy shmancy magical students of hers.

"Well. Since we are clearly both single, how about we go on a date?" Cinch proposed

"But didn't you say you were too old for me?"

"And didn't you say age shouldn't matter?"

Skull was about to say something but paused for a minute.

"Touche Ms. Cinch. Touche." Skull said, "Very well then. When is it happening?"

"Tomorrow. There's a place in town I know." Cinch said before heading over to her seat

"Tomorrow?" Skull said in confusion and shock

"What's the matter? Have plans or something?" Cinch asked

"N-no not really." Skull said, "It's just, why tomorrow?"

"Well my dear boy, do you wanna put it off and eventually forget about it, or do you wanna start as soon as possible and get it over with?"

"Good point." Skull said, "Especially considering I have a VERY bad memory."

"Noted." Cinch said, "But tell me. Why do you hate your old spying job so much?"

Just at that moment the bell rang.

"You cannot be serious right now..." Cinch groaned

"Whoa! What time is it?!" Skull asked

"3:16." Cinch said, "You better get along home."

"Uh. Right." Skull said, "See you tomorrow. I'll tell you all about why I don't like it tomorrow!"

And like that Skull got up and left. He exited Crystal Prep earning strange looks from people for obvious reasons and then ran down the sidewalk towards CHS before eventually giving up on running and taking a bus there. When he arrived he was met with a group of students calling themselves the Rainbooms, Vice Principal Luna and Principal Celestia.

"Did ya find out anything?!" the rainbow haired one going by the name Rainbow Dash asked as she grabbed Skull

"Calm down Rainbow!" the southern accented one named Applejack said to Rainbow as she got her off him

"She is right though. Did you find out anything?" The former Crystal Prep student Twilight Sparkle asked

"No." Skull said, "They've got nothing up their sleeve."

"I guess my assumption was wrong after all." Celestia said

"Not entirely." Skull said

"What do you mean not entirely?" Luna asked

"Yeah, do they have something?" the red and yellow haired girl named Sunset Shimmer asked

"Yes and no."

"Darling you're not making any sense." The fashionista known as Rarity said

"And usually I don't make sense." the pink one known as Pinkie Pie said

"Um, I have to agree with Pinkie there." The shy one known as Fluttershy said

"Well ya see, what I do know is that I've heard that they've been perfecting some kind of routine, but I was never able to get a good look at it. Mostly because that's a normal thing so I didn't really count it." Skull said

"You're hiding something aren't you." Celestia said sternly

"What gave it away." Skull groaned in defeat

"The fact you're sweating worse than a farmhand on a hot summers day." Applejack said

"Well I'm not lying when I say that's all I know. But the thing is, ....... I...... I...."

"SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!" Everyone shouted

"I GOT CAUGHT!!!" Skull shouted back

Chapter 5

"How the heck did you get my cellphone number?! We never exchanged phone numbers!" Skull said

"Boy, when you're part of a school who has a huge reputation anything is possible." Cinch answered

I'm pretty sure that's not how it works. Skull thought

"Rrrriiiiight." Skull said, "Soooo, was that it? Ya called me to remind me about our little date tomorrow?"

"You did tell me you are quiet the forgetful person."

I blame my average IQ at times. Skull thought

"Yeah good point. I'll be seeing you tomorrow. But are you gonna come pick me up or do I have to?"

"You'll have to since I usually take the bus home."

"Alright, I'll see ya tomorrow. But first, just where do you live exactly?"

While Skull was having his conversation with Cinch over the phone, Wet Flower and Smoking Hot were siting on the couch with the strap on now in the floor. Smoking then proceeded to slap Wet.

"OW! The hell was that for?!" Wet shouted

"Why in the holy mother of fuck did you think doing that to our son was a good idea!!!" Smoking shouted back

"You know how horny I can be without a man nearby to keep me in check, I'm not fully lesbian like you I'm bisexual remember?!?!"

"Then why the hell did you marry me?!"

"BECAUSE YOU STOLE MY HEART SMOKIN'!"

"The duo then calmed down and looked at each other again.

"I'm sorry I yelled at you." Smoking Hot said to Wet Flower

"You had every right to, I shouldn't have acted that way to our son. He may be a man, but he's still our son." Wet said, "What I did to him a few minutes ago was just wrong."

"Can we help it though? The boy's got the looks."

"Indeed Smokin', indeed. Apology sex?"

"Apology sex." Smoking said grabbing Wet's tits

The two then locked up into a kiss that held until Smoking had Wet Flower pinned onto the couch feeling their pussies rub against each other making them moan in pleasure. The duo looked at each other with bedroom eyes as Wet Flower used her legs to push Smoking Hot's body closer to hers and locking them into position as thy felt their pussies rub against each others again causing them to moan again before Smoking Hot started to giggle.

"Oh honey. You know I'm the dominatrix of this relationship, we both said that was how it would be in our vows at our marriage." Smoking said playing in Wet Flower's hair some before going in close to her ear, "Now take it like the pussy you are."

Smoking Hot then used the arm she was using to stroke through Wet Flower's hair as support as Smoking used her other hand to start finger banging Wet Flower causing a shock wave of pleasure to skyrocket through Wet Flower's body and make her squeal in pleasure and delight.

"OOH! OH YESS! OH, MMMMM!" Wet moaned as Smoking continued to finger bang her

Smoking Hot moved her body down to where her head was at Wet Flower's pussy, and after taking her fingers out, Smoking Hot then began to give Wet flower's flower a little bit of tong magic making Wet Flower clamp her legs even harder onto Smoking Hot. Smoking Hot knew Wet Flower was getting close, she always was quick to the trigger.

"MMMMM! HONEY I'M CUMMING!" Wet Flower moaned out loud

Smoking Hot only continued to lick and suck away at Wet Flower's pussy only this time going even faster. Wet Flower felt like she was in heaven. She loved the strap on that they always used during sex, but Smoking Hot's tong was a rarity that she used to do often but now a days rarely even did it to make it feel special, which Wet Flower loved a lot.

"NGHMMMM! I LOVE YOU SMOKING HOT!" Wet Flower shouted as she clamped her legs down onto Smoking Hot and came all over her face

Smoking Hot didn't mind this as she expected it when she got married to Wet Flower. In fact when Wet Flower's legs finally decided to let go of her she rose up and licked the cum off her lips smiling seductively at Wet Flower with bedroom eyes.

"You're tasty as always my little Wet Flower." Smoking said in a seductive voice

Wet only made a very girly and submissive giggle in response smiling as she and Smoking hot locked up lips again.

"Alright. I've got that all written down." Skull said pitting a piece of paper into his pocket as well as a pencil

"I'll see you tomorrow then." Cinch said before hanging up

Skull only sighed before turning off his phone.

"Well. Now I know where Cinch is and to add onto that, she has my phone number now." Skull said to himself as he looked up at the sky as it slowly turned from night to day, "I can say that this just a Sunday compared to my OTHER days."

Placing his phone back into his pocket he then faced towards the door.

"Ah well. Time to fix up a late supper. Bet those two were probably having sex while I was talking over the phone. Isn't the first time nor the second time it's happened. I'd say probably sixteenth or eighteenth. I lost count last month." Skull said as he headed towards the door, "Ah well. Time to see what those two sexual predators are up to."

Chapter 6

When Skull entered he wasn't surprised to see his moms having sex on the couch. He swears those two will have sex at any time, any where, in any mood, emotion, well you probably get the point.

Those two give lesbians a bad name. Skull thought, They mean well, but they REALLY need to lower it down on the sex. ..... Oh who am I kidding. Those two are sex machines.

Supper was soon made and after a supper of fried chicken, Skull's favorite, night soon fell and the dishes were washed, and Skull went to the bedroom to pull off all of his cloths, plus his underwear, and slip into bed in between his moms. He hated their incest teasing at times, sometimes funny if he was in a good mood, but he would say that sleeping in the nude with his moms was a good way of warming up for the night, even if he did end up with morning wood, but he'd never verbally admit it.

Next morning the time was 12:30 a.m. It was the same thing as it was every other morning with Skull and his moms. Wet Flower on top of Skull, morning wood inches away from going into Wet Flower's pussy, Smoking Hot very close and hugging Skull, yup, same shit different morning. The trio soon woke up and went about their day, Wet Flower had put on her gardening cloths to check on her little vegetable garden in the greenhouse by the apartment, Smoking Hot continued to stay naked as she was in the laundry room washing Skull's cloths as he was kind of the only one who wore anything. Well Wet Flower had her gardening cloths, shopping/outside cloths, a revealing one piece women's swimsuit, a nurses outfit from her previous job as a nurse, which she and Smoking Hot now used for role play, as well as her wedding dress she wore the day she and Smoking Hot got married, but outside of that she was naked all day everyday inside the apartment room. Smoking Hot had next to nothing in terms of the cloths department. The only things she had was her own wedding dress, an extremely revealing one piece women's swimsuit, and N Gal Purple Women Nightwear which, just like Wet Flower's old nurse's uniform, she only used for role play, she was feeling very horny, or just wanted to surprise Skull on mother's day with an incest prank. She didn't have any outside cloths like Wet Flower did because she didn't like going out a lot. Neither had a single bra or pantie because in Smoking Hot's own words, "Too much trouble for sex."

Skull, in the meantime, was making breakfast as he usually would of the mornings which consisted of the usual eggs and bacon along with a few toasted veggies from Wet Flower's little garden. Skull was toasting himself some crab, it was his favorite food, and the reason why his shirt emblem was a giant crab. His name was Skull, but when he was cooking he preferred to be called Crab Cakes because of his love for crab and seafood. Wet Flower soon came back and took off her garden cloths which was given to Smoking Hot and put into the laundry basket for later. With everyone finished with what they were doing, breakfast was served. Wet Flower had eggs with some f her toasted veggies, onions, asparagus, carrots, and leek, Skull had bacon and crab, and Smoking Hot had regular eggs and bacon. Smoking Hot didn't mind as she actually preferred it over toasted stuff.

"Honey. How's your job been at the coffee shop?" Smoking Hot asked Skull

"Oh Donut Joe's doing pretty good. My job's been paying pretty well. I mean, how else could we afford all this?" Skull said

Minus the time I was a spy. Skull thought

"The manager doing pretty good?" Wet Flower asked before biting into a leek

"Yeah. Pony Joe's been looking to expand to another area though, so we might not be around long." Skull said before biting into a crab leg

"We know." Smoking and Wet said together

"I've gotta go back to work tomorrow. Pony Joe's gonna make an announcement tomorrow."

"Okay then." Smoking said before going back to eating her breakfast

Those two will never understand. Skull thought

When everyone was done eating the dishes were put into the sink and Skull went to the laundry room and washed Wet Flower's gardening cloths out before going back into the bedroom to put on the cloths he had from yesterday. He soon noticed the time was around 2:30, around six hours before he had to pick up Cinch to go on the date.

"Okay I've still got time." Skull said to himself

"Time for what?"

Skull immediately turned around to see Smoking and Wet there at the door.

"Well, uh, ya see um, how do I explain this? I've got a date today." Skull said nervously

Smoking let out a happy gasp.

"A date?! Wet, honey, our boy's got himself a woman!"

"Or man." Wet Flower pointed out

"*gasp* You're right! Maybe our little boy followed in our footsteps after all!"

"No, no, no, no ,no!" Skull said, "I might be a bit bisexual, but I'm not COMPLETELY into guys! Also the date I have is a girl!"

"Still, we're happy for you Skull." Smoking said hugging her son

"Yeah thanks." Skull said

"Who's it with?" Smoking asked as she ended the hug

"Not gonna tell you. I'm gonna leave it a secret until I feel like you two are ready to know." Skull said with a sly smile

"Okay then honey. Good luck." Smoking said before she and Wet Flower left the room

"I really need to learn to keep my thoughts inside my head." Skull said to himself

Chapter 7

It soon came 7:30 and Skull was ready. He had brushed his teeth well, made sure he was in his best attire, in this case his stolen Crystal Prep Uniform, and made sure his hair was still like it was. Before he could leave, however, he was stopped by him moms.

"Honey. Go get her." Smoking said

"Thanks mom." Skull said with a smile

"And if ya get her pregnant please let us be it's baby sitter." Wet Flower said

"MOMMY!" Skull scolded before his moms went into a laughing fit

"We'll see you later honey. But, want to drink mommy's tit milk for good luck? You know it always works." Smoking said playing with her naked boobs a bit

"Ah well, might as well. It does usually bring me good luck and it's quiet tasty." Skull said walking up to Smoking Hot

"You know Skull you can be a hypocrite at times. You call us out for our incest jokes, but you sucking on her tits is just as much incest as fucking her." Wet flower pointed out

"No it's not. It's just a childhood thing." Skull said

"Mhm. Indeed son." Smoking said

"Smoking Skull." Wet angrily mumbled to herself as Skull got onto his knees and began to suck onto Smoking Hot's tits

Smoking Hot was used to Skull sucking on her tits and lets him drink her milk, it always gave him luck no matter what, sort of like a lucky charm if you would. As Skull kept sucking it wasn't long until he felt Smoking's milk hit his taste buds, the taste tasting as good as ever. He sucked just a little more before pulling off on Smoking's tits and getting up.

"Mmm. Delecious." Skull said, "I'll see you two later."

Skull then exited out the door leaving Smoking Hot and Wet Flower to themselves.

"I'm so proud of him." Smoking said to herself, but loud enough so that Wet Flower could hear

"Me too honey me too. Celebration sex?" Wet Flower asked

"I'll prepare the strap on." Smoking said as she headed towards the bedroom

Skull was driving along down the road in his 1969 Camaro SS to Cinch's house outside of the city. As he drove he continuously looked at the piece of paper that had Cinch's address on it while looking at the road at the same time. Soon he arrived at the location, a two story house, parked close to the sidewalk, and honked for Cinch.

"About time we got started. These character development filler chapters were getting on my nerves." Skull said to himself, "Then again that's every book and fan fiction I've ever read."

Skull then looked to the front door of the house and his eyes nearly popped out of his eye holes as he saw Cinch coming towards his car with her hair down and in a dress.

"VECTOR SIGMA!" Skull said as he saw Cinch coming his way

Cinch giggled to herself a bit seeing him start panting like a dog seeing her. She went over to the passenger side and got in with ease.

"Damn you a pretty one." Skull said, "Well. Where to?"

"There's this old restaurant in town that I used to go to as a kid. It's closing down in a few months and I wanted to spend it's last days with you." Cinch said making Skull blush

"Oh. Um. Thank you." Skull said as he started up the car, "Where in the city is it exactly?"

"Right next to the CCW arena." Cinch said

"Oh yeah I remember now! I've passed by there plenty of times before! I never went there myself, but I've heard it was pretty good."

"You have?"

"A lot of times when I go to work." Skull said as he pulled out onto the driveway and turned around to drive towards the city,

"Well, don't you get around." Cinch said

"Tell me about it." Skull said as they passed by CHS

Unknown to the two Principal Celestia and Vice Principal Luna had been working late that night and had made their way out of CHS's front door's. Luna had also had a pair of binoculars with her from a field trip earlier today.

"The end of the school year swimming contest has put a lot of stress on me sister." Luna said to Celestia

"Indeed. So much preparation to do so little time." Celestia added

Soon they heard a car.

"Who could be out at this time?" Celestia asked Luna

"It looks to be Skull and he's with someone." Luna said noticing the car in her binoculars she pulled out of her pocketbook

Luna's eyes went wide and she dropped the binoculars onto the grass as the car sped by.

"Luna?! Sister what is it?! Did you see who he was with?!" Celestia asked in a bit of a panic

""Sister! He was with Cinch!"

"WHAT?!?!"

Author's Note

Uh oh spotted-os.

Chapter 8

The duo soon arrived at the place Cinch was talking about and to neither of their surprise it was called Zesty Gourmand's.

"It's ending in a few days because it's moving to a new location in the city." Cinch explained, "This is where my parents met up."

"Well that explains that good looking dress." Skull said

"Can I not wear what I want to wear to celebrate 40 years?"

"Good point." Skull said before the duo went inside

Soon the duo found a seat on the outside and ordered themselves some steak.

"I've been meaning to ask. Where did you get that Crystal Prep Uniform?" Cinch asked

"I took it from the laundry." Skull said, "Clean laundry though, clean laundry. It was in a pile labeled unused. Took a long to time to piece it together because of my size and all, but I finally got it together."

"Also, why do you hate your old spying job so much?" Cinch asked

"Because back then I only did it for the money." Skull explained, "Back then I was so depressed, I cared little for anyone and everyone or even myself. I did the whole spying thing because I wanted to know what the lunch menu was early. Then it spiraled out of control when I did it again for a quote friend unquote, who wanted me to know if his girlfriend was cheating on him. Was I successful? Eeyup. And then it all went down hill from there."

"You only did it for the money? Not exactly original." Cinch pointed out

"Well back then I was so depressed I didn't really care for anything." Skull said, "I only managed to get over it because.... well... the reason I'm ashamed of my spying."

"And that is?" Cinch asked

"I... I became addicted to drugs because I was so depressed." Skull said

Almost... almost like my alcohol addiction.... Cinch thought in shock

"I continued until my senior year when I was found out and sent to rehab. I got over my addiction... but the memory remains..." Skull groaned, "I used my part time job as a means to get the key to my eternal life ruiner."

"Oh my god... I... I am so sorry-"

"Don't be. It's what I deserve for taking my life down a path I can never return from." Skull said, "It's one of those moments in my life that's made me into the person I am today though, I couldn't be anymore thankful. It is both a blessing, and a cruse I must wear. Very few know about it, and now you are among those few who know."

"I wish I could've been there to help you."

"You're not the first to tell me that. But there's nothing you could've done. I was too far gone already then to be helped."

His spying lead to him making a choice he can never take back. Is this a sign of what's to come should I continue my drinking habits? Cinch thought

Soon their food arrived and they began to eat. But over the course, Cinch couldn't help but wonder. If he couldn't be saved then, could it be possible for him to be saved before he made another choice like that again? She knew for a fact that rehab never usually works. There's always some kind of catch to being out of rehab, or they're lying that they were cured. To her knowledge, he sounded and looked pretty cured of his addiction. But... there was always the chance he could go back at any time. His body was just a ticking time bomb waiting to go off with drug addiction once again. Maybe there was more to this boy than she thought. More than just another potential ally for Crystal Prep. If she played her cards right... he might just be a lover. She never thought she would admit it, but she was in love with a teenager. And to be honest? She didn't care.

"So. What's your work like?" Cinch asked

"I work at Pony Joe's Coffee Shop. It's not much but it makes ends meet. I'm saving up so me and my two moms can move out of here. There's no reason for us to stick around here." Skull said

Move away?! When she just met him?! Cinch WOULDN'T stand for it. There had to be something she could do to make sure he stayed. But what?

"Moms? Don't you have a father?" Cinch asked

"I never knew him." Skull said, "One of my moms worked as a stripper and ended up getting pregnant after a dude offered her a good night. I never met him. All I know is my two lesbian mothers who don't bother to put any cloths on and just have sex at home while I'm out actually getting money to pay the bills. I just wish those two were like you. You're sophisticated, have higher standards, you run a clean and organized school, you're just everything my moms are not. And I like you for it."

"You... really like me?" Cinch asked

"Yeah, and by that, I mean, like like." Skull said

"You know what? I like like you too." Cinch said

Unknown to the group Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash saw them from a far and were completely in shock.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" The duo said together

Chapter 9

"Lets go back to your place shall we?" Skull asked Cinch as they left the restaurant

"Indeed lets." Cinch said

And like that the two were off towards Skull's car. Pinkie and Rainbow Dash could NOT believe their eyes.

"WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!" Rainbow asked

Meanwhile outside where they parked, Skull opened up the door to the passenger side for Cinch and went to the other side where they closed their doors simultaneously.

"Ready to go?" Skull asked

"Do you need to ask?"

"Yeah good point." Skull said

Skull then hit the gas and they left the area unaware that Pinkie and Rainbow had watched from a far.

"This, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!" Rainbow shouted

"We need to tell the others!" Pinkie said

"ASAP!" Rainbow shouted

Sunset was in awe. She couldn't believe what just happened on CCW. Suddenly her cell phone started ringing.

"Hello?" Sunset said as she answered

"SUNSET! YOU ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED!" Rainbow said

"Yeah?" Sunset asked

"SKULL'S DATING PRINCIPAL CINCH!"

"WHAT?!"

Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Twilight had the same reaction to receiving the news. They all even agreed to meeting up at CHS tomorrow to discuss the situation further. Meanwhile Skull had returned to Cinch's house.

"This was kind of fun!" Skull said, "Sorry we have to part ways like this."

"Nonsense. Wanna come into my house?"

"Um, I'm not sure."

"Why not?" Cinch asked

"It's only been the first date and we're already in love with each other. I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure that's not how it works."

"Skull, do you not remember what I said?"

"What did you say?"

"The older a woman gets, the less demands they have, and the more attention they need. I don't exactly have that much in terms of standards despite my appearance in others."

"Weird. When I first saw you I thought you had standards up the ass."

"Well you know what they say. Looks can be deceiving."

"Indeed they can. Well. I guess I'll take you up on that offer after all."

"Lets head in shall we?"

"Yes. Lets." Skull said before turning his car off

"You won't regret it." Cinch said

I hope not. Skull thought

The two then exited out of Skull's car and made their way towards Cinch's house holding hands as well. Cinch then used her house key from under the mat to unlock the door and went through first. Cinch's house looked like any old house would to Skull's surprise, normal looking living room, kitchen, stairs leading to the upper floor, looked pretty normal.

"Huh. This is kind of-"

"Normal?"

"Yeah. I expected it to be a little different given who you are and stuff."

"Rumors and little things like that can ruin one's own image. Make them appear to be someone they aren't. Like for example, everyone knows me to be the 'perfectionist winning' principal right?" Cinch said as she poured two glasses of wine

"Yeah?"

"Well. What if outside of that I'm someone else entirely? What if outside of that supposed character I'm actually a really nice person?"

"Ummm."

"What if you got to know me better, the rumors look like nothing but just that. Rumors."

"That's a good point." Skull said as Cinch offered him a drink which he took without hesitation

"I'm letting you drink wine even though you're under age. The supposed real me wouldn't do that now would she?"

"No."

"See? This is what happens when we let appearances tell the tale. I'm only like the way my profile reads because I need to be. Truth be told, the Friendship Games did change me for the worse. I've now started drinking during school time and it's caused confusion and delay."

"Why though?"

"I've always been a bit of a drinker. It wasn't until the Friendship Games though that it got this bad."

"I remember. I was told by a few of the CHS classmates."

"I think it's time though that I put the past behind me. Let me ask you, do you happen to not get a lot on your check at the end of the month?"

"No not really, I've basically been given a small minimum wage due to the fact Pony Joe's in many different cities and countries. A lot of the big bucks go to the cooperates who just sit on their ass and do nothing while I'm trying to fill out orders non stop."

"What if I was to offer you a job at Crystal Prep?

"'Scuse me?" Skull asked

"Well, lets look at it this way. You're not gonna get anywhere at your rate in terms of money right? Crystal Prep has huge a funding. We'd certainly pay you enough to get you the money.." Cinch said before present her drink, "To our new start?"

"To our new start." Skull said clanging his drink against Cinch's before taking a sip, "Ngh! Man! I forgot wine gave me a headache."

"Well I know something that'll cure it."

"Huh?"

Just then, Cinch came in for a passionate kiss, which you shared with her. Truth be told, he finally felt happy for the first time in forever.

Chapter 10

The kiss soon broke and Cinch took her shoes off revealing her perfect pedicured toenails and purple toenail polish, all on the feet that looked like as if she hadn't aged over 23.

"Heh. You've got some lovely toenail polish." Skull said, "And your feet look quiet good as well. You look like you haven't aged past your 20's."

"Skull. You haven't seen ANYTHING yet." Cinch said in a seductive voice

"What do you mean?" Skull asked

Suddenly Cinch took her dress off revealing her in only her black bra and panties. Skull's nose was on the verge of bleeding. Just like her feet, Cinch looked like she hadn't aged past her 20's. er boobs were quiet average, but still big. He wanted to touch them.

"Like what you see?" Cinch asked

"Oh hell yes." Skull replied

"I was hoping you'd say that."

"Why do you say that?"

Cinch then got close to Skull's ear.

"You. Me. In bed." she whispered into Skull's ear before pulling away, "What do ya say?"

"What do I say? Well I say lets do it."

"I love your way of thinking. No time to decide. You just get right into the action."

"I don't think before I act. I just do it."

"Then follow me." cinch said as she turned and walked towards the stairs swaying her ass side to side some

"I'm comiiing!" Skull said in a sing song voice following Cinch

The two soon found their way upstairs as Cinch guided Skull to her bedroom, it looked tidy just like the house, minus the alcohol bottles.

"Never mind those. I never got around to cleaning them up-"

"Because you were too drunk to?"

"Yes."

"Close the door." Cinch ordered as she got onto the bed exposing her back

Skull did so and Cinch placed her glasses on the desk next to the bed.

"Don't you need those glasses?"

"Heavens no! They're just for looks!"

"Uuuuh?"

"Don't question it. I've honestly forgot why I even wear them to be honest."

"Same with some ripped up cloths I wear."

"Why does you wear that!t?"

"My last name is Island. My name is Skull Island."

"Like the island in the King Kong movie?"

"Yes. My moms gave me the name because she loved the movie a lot and I did too as a baby."

"2005 one or the 30's one?"

"I don't remember."

"Why a name such as that though?" Cinch asked sitting up and looking at Skull

"It was different. According to them at least." Skull explained, "I went by the name Skull Survivor for a while as a parody of the term soul survivor until I retired it and finally went under the name Skull. I've went by that name ever since because the name Skull ISLAND doesn't exactly sound like a normal name."

"Indeed."

"I've actually been thinking about changing my name to Crab Cakes. I have been told I make REALLY good crab and lobster."

"Do you? Mmmmm. I might try it for myself one day."

"You won't regret it." Skull said, "But what do you think?"

"Hmmm?"

"Should I change my name?"

"I say go with whatever you feel is right."

"Well. I think. I think I need more time to decide."

"Well. Whatever you feel is natural." Cinch said before turning back onto her stomach, "Now, would you be a dear, and get these bra and panties off me?"

"Sure thing." Skull said in a seductive voice

Skull went to the side of the bed and proceeded to unbutton Cinch's bra with ease having had to do it for his moms before. Then came the panties. Skull took them off of Cinch slowly and with care, he wanted the moment to last. At last the panties were off and Cinch turned around to showcase her boobs and pussy.

"You like what you see?" Cinch asked in a very seductive voice giving Skull bedroom eyes

Skull only nodded with a dumbfound look on his face as his nose bled causing Cinch to giggle some.

"I'll take that as a yes." Cinch said, "Now. Take your cloths off."

"Yes, miss Cinch." Skull said

"Please, call me Cinchy Winchy."

"Yes Cinchy Winchy." Skull said as he took of his button up followed by his shirt

"You might wanna rub that blood away." Cinch pointed out

"Sorry." Skull said, "Ya got a tissue?"

Cinch then handed Skull one from a box next to her bed.

"Thanks." Skull said as he proceeded to rub away the blood before continuing to remove his cloths

The next thing to come off was his shoes followed by his pants and finally his underwear. There he stood naked in front of Cinch who, truth be told, was starting to get turned on. A lot. He wasn't muscular, truth be told again it was another factor into his in ring retirement, but just from looking in front you could hardly even tell the guy had a muffin top. Cinch then used one of her fingers to motion skull towards her and onto the bed which Skull complied to. Soon Skull found himself over Cinch, right on top of her, Cinch placed her hand on the side of Skull's and slowly took it down to his neck before pulling him in closer for another passionate kiss before breaking it and switching positions with Skull to where she was now on top on Skull and Skull was below her.

"You ready?"

"It's not just a yes it's a, OH HEEEELL YES!"

Cinch giggled a bit at Skull's enthusiasm.

"Oh how I love your enthusiasm Skull."

"And I love you." Skull said back

Cinch then moved down to Skull's crotch and noticed his limp member making Cinch smile.

This is gonna be, lots, of, fun

Author's Note

Cliffhanger because reasons. :)

Chapter 11

Cinch then decided to play with Skull's limp dick until it got hard. During the whole thing, Skull was just lying back looking at the ceiling, of course, what Cinch was doing didn't really give him much in terms of pleasure, since, being a boy, it came natural that he would be pleasuring himself when he was alone. Soon Skull's limp dick was as hard as a rock and standing tall in front of Cinch as she decided it give it a few licks.

"Mmmmmm~ Ohhhh that feels good~" Skull moaned in pleasure

Cinch then went into a full on blowjob and began bobbing her head up and down on his dick. Skull moaned in pleasure as Cinch continued. And then when she clamped down a little onto his balls with a free hand, he ended up cumming in her mouth. But Cinch didn't mind at all as she swallowed all of it down as it came out. Cinch then stood on her knees on the bed and wiped her lips of the invisible, white, substance on it.

"Tastes like crab~" Cinch moaned

"Well, I DID tell you I did know how to make some gooood crab." Skull said with a seductive smile

"And you weren't kidding~" Cinch moaned back

Cinch then took her D Cup breasts and started pleasuring Skull's dick with them. Skull was in total bliss as he felt his eyes almost go into the back of his head, Cinch's breasts rubbing and motions all over his dick was sending him into total lust. Letting out a moan after a minute of Cinch's Tit Fuck Skull came once again, this time getting cum all over her face and chest. Chinch didn't care as he gave Skull a handjob and made him cum again, this time getting into position to where it got on her nipples, the bottom of her chest and stomach. Yet, Skull's dick was STILL hard.

"You'd be surprised how much I've saved up from never having sex and rarely masturbating." Skull said with a slight chuckle

"I imagine quite so~" Cinch moaned as she got on her back and started giving Skull a footjob

"Nnngh. At this rate we'll be going through every form of sex in the book." Skull giggled, "And You'll be so covered in sperm you'll need to take four showers."

"Fuck the showers." Cinch said as she continued to give him a footjob with both of her feet, "All I care about is you right now. Plus tomorrow's Saturday. No one will mind us going at it until my stomach becomes so big my belly button turns from an innie to a permanent outie."

Skull gave a little laugh before transitioning into a moan as he came all over her legs and absolutely covered both the top and bottom of her feet.

"Time for the ender." Cinch said as she got on top of Skull, "Time to turn you from a teen to a REAL man."

Cinch then got into position and lowered herself making her moan out, as Skull's dick penetrated her vagina. The duo moaned out together in total pleasure as Cinch moved up and down his dick. This went on for a few minutes before Cinch picked up her pace.

"NGH! Ohhh this next one's gonna be a big one!" Skull moaned out, "You on the pill?!"

"No! And I don't care if I get pregnant! I want it, and I need it!" Cinch moaned

Cinch's fucking went on for about a few more minutes before Skull finally gave in and released inside of her, expanding her stomach some until her belly button popped out and then it stopped.

"Cinch... that was a risky move..." Skull said as Cinch collapsed ontop of him, dick still in her, and planted a kiss on him that the two shared for about three minutes

"I don't care... if there's anyone I'd like to have a kid with, it's you~" Cinch moaned

And in the exhaustion of their lovemaking, the duo fell to sleep, naked and covered in Skull's cum as Cinch did indeed refuse to take a shower. The next morning, what did the two do? Make love some more as Skull continued to cum inside her vagina. Cinch didn't mind one single bit though. They even did it later in the showers. Upon getting dressed, the duo exited the house.

"What do you wanna do today?" Cinch purred to Skull

"TRAITOR!" came Rainbow's voice

The duo then looked to see The Mane 7 along with Principal Celestia and Vice Principal Luna headed their way. And they did not look happy.

"Oh boy. This is gonna get ugly." Skull said

Chapter 12

"Mister Skull, you have some 'splaining to do!" Pinkie stated

"Ummm...."

"Why in the heck are you with HER?!" Sunset pointed out, "She's our enemy!!!"

"Maybe to you, but don't you forget I don't even go to CHS anymore?"

"You're still an alumni of the school, so you still are!" Twilight argued

"Twilight, I don't think you understand what alumni means-"

"Honestly, who would eve want to hang around her of all people anyways?!" Rarity scoffed

"Rarity you're really jumping to conclusions-"

"Yeah! We're never forgiving her for what she made Twilight do at the Friendship Games!" Applejack added

"You seem to be forgetting I never participated-"

"She pier pressured Twilight into releasing some unstable magic to use against us, only to have it turn Twilight into a monster instead!" Rainbow said, "No offense."

"None taken." Twilight groaned

"If you people would let me get a word in edgewise-"

"Um, girls?" Fluttershy said, her voice falling on deaf ears

"You're not gonna let me are you-"

"I know you're not part of the school anymore, but this constitutes as mutiny against CHS!" Luna added

"If you people would just let me explain-"

"So what did she offer you? Money, power, a good job?! Well, we can-"

"SHUT UUUUUUUUP!!!" Skull shouted cutting off Celestia and having finally snapped, "SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU! LET ME GET A DAMN WORD IN FUCKING EDGEWISE SO I CAN EXPLAIN MYSELF!"

Everyone's, outside of Cinch, faces were in complete shock. Why would he yell at them!?

"First off, you're REALLY jumping to conclusions here! You're not looking at the facts that are being presented, RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! You're all just coming to the conclusion that just because I stayed overnight with Cinch, that she managed to silver tongue me into working for her! Well, guess what?! I, CHOSE, to work with her, ON MY OWN TERMS!" Skull explained, "I CHOSE to go on a date with her, I CHOSE to have a drink with her, I CHOSE to do it with her, and I most certainly CHOSE to work with her at Crystal Prep!"

"Wait, you fucked her?!" Rainbow shouted

"EWWW!" The others went

"She's way too old for you!" Rarity shouted

"RARITY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!" Skull shouted at her, "You assume that because of her looks she's too old for me!? RARITY IF YOU SAW WHAT I SAW, YOU'D TAKE IT BACK!"

"Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder-"

"WROOONG!" Skull shouted, "This isn't a case of beauty is in the eye of the beholder miss fancy pants!"

"HEY!"

"Underneath these looks is a naturally beautiful young woman! Plus, she and I have a lot more in common than you think! We went through similar struggles within our life, one that she's even going through right now and I plan on helping her with to make sure she doesn't end up like what happened to me!" Skull added

"Just what in the world are you talking about?!" Sunset asked sounding extremely confused

"Her current alcohol problem stemming from her loss at the Friendship Games is way too similar to my, DRUG ADDICTION STEMMING FROM MY SPYING JOB YEARS AGO!"

Gasps came from the Humane 7 as well as Celestia and Luna.

"Now the big secret is out! The truth about my old addiction stemming from my old spying job is out of the bag! To be honest it never really was a secret! EVERYONE AT CHS KNEW ABOUT IT! And no one was willing to stop me because they viewed it as MY problem and not THIER problem!"

"I... I never knew-"

"OHHH! DID YOU REALLY NEVER KNOW?! How curious! Because as far as I remember, there were practically signs all over me showing I WAS AN ADDICT!"

"Now there's no reason to be screaming at my sister!" Luna scolded

"OHH! WELL IF IT ISN'T DARK AND BROODING!" Skull taunted

"I told you not to bring that phase I was going through up ever again!!"

"I'm surprised you're not on my side in this, NIGHTMARE MOON, you practically went through a similar experience years ago with your Nightmare Moon phase after having a taste of heroin!" Skull said

"I said quit!" Luna stuttered

"Yeah, not funny now that I'm revealing your secrets now too eh?!" Skull taunted, "How do you think I feel revealing that to you bunch considering the signs were right in your faces years ago!"

"You've changed Skull. You've changed for the worse." Sunset said under her breath in anger

"I'm not the one that's changed Sunset. All of you are the ones that changed! You call yourselves the epitome of love and tolerance, but all I've seen from you CHS people right here right now is hate towards something that doesn't fall in line with your ideas that Crystal Prep is the enemy!" Skull retorted

"But it's just unnatural! CHS alumni and Crystal Prep alumni don't match!" Rainbow argued

"Rainbow, have you ever stopped to consider that maybe YOU GUYS are the villains?" Skull suggested

The others gasped in shock.

"WHY I NEVER!" Rarity said in anger

"Rarity, from what I've seen today, only just backs up my statement. All because I decided to be different, you guys are attacking me like I'm Hitler risen back from the dead! All because I don't match up with your ideas of Crystal Prep being the villains and you guys are supposedly the good guys. Well, guess what? Now you guys have only given me more of a reason to NEVER return to CHS ever again!" Skull shouted, "I hope you're all happy with yourselves, because of your actions, you just lost the respect and trust of a supposed CHS legend."

"Now get off of our property before I call the cops and have you all arrested for trespassing!" Cinch shouted as the CHS crew turned and left

"You think I was too hard on them dear?" Skull asked

"No my dear, you said what needed to be said clear as day." Cinch replied

Chapter 14 "Epilogue" (A PROPER ONE)

It had been a few more months since Cinch gave birth to Crab Cake's daughter Bohemia Cakes, a name chosen by Crab Cakes because of her color pattern matching that of the Czech Republic/Czechoslovakian flag. Unfortunately for the married couple Cinch had to quit her position as Principal in order to help Crab Cakes raise their kid. Though Crab Cakes did still keep his position as new principal Cadence's assistant and made the same pay as he did while working with his wife. But on the side, he worked as a substitute history teacher to ear a little more pay. Who knew he was a wizard in it?

Today Crab Cakes was filling in for the usual as he had gotten a severe case of tuberculosis and called in Crab Cakes to fill in for him on a subject involving the Great War. Or as you all know it as World War I. But it was during a lecture about Trench Warfare that something would come back to haunt him...

"...and that class." Crab Cakes said wearing a full WWI German Uniform, "Is why Trench Warfare is almost never used in modern day."

"Hey, question. Why in the blue hell are you in a German Uniform? This isn't kindergarten." laughed one of the students

"Because why not? Also, it's no different than your uniform smart ass." Crab Cakes retorted, "And since you seem to like my uniform, obvious by the fact you even asked such a question, I expect you, Mr. Blueblood, to write me a five hundred word essay on why the German World War I uniform is the best one by tomorrow."

The whole class then laughed at Blueblood who was fuming but then sighed once the bell then rang.

"Remember class! Tomorrow we're going over all the fronts in the Great War along with who fought in which front!" Crab Cakes announced before everyone left the classroom

Crab Cakes was then setting up for his next class when he heard a knocking on the door.

"Door's unlocked." Crab Cakes hollered

The door then opened... and Crab Cakes nearly dropped his marker out of surprise. It was them. The ones he confronted all those months ago.

"What. Are. YOU! Doing here." Crab Cakes said sternly

"We... we came to apologize." Sunset said simply

"As if." Crab Cakes scoffed as they entered the room, "I thought I made it perfectly clear I never wanted to see any of you ever again after the way you treated me and my wife."

"Wife?!" The shouted

"Yes. Wife. We're perfectly and legally married now and on top of that, I've got a kid now that I'm raising alongside her." Crab Cakes said

"Wow. Dude, I never thought you two would get together." Rainbow Dash added

"And what the hell is THAT suppost to mean?" Crab Cakes asked with a frustrated look

"We... we did jump to conclusions... And... We're sorry." Luna replied

"We've just never dealt with one of our own going out with someone else who was of Crystal Prep. Much less the Principal herself." Celestia explained

"Former."

"Huh?" They asked

"Cinch is no longer the principal. Cadence is. My wife had to quit so she could take care of our daughter." Crab explained

"Oh.... I see..." Luna said in a somber tone

"And for the record? My name's no longer Skull. It's Crab Cakes. I work here as Cadence's assistant. I'm only subbing for the history teacher today because I'm making a little extra cash on top of my already fat paycheck." Crab explained

"Well anyways." Sunset stated, "We just wanted to say we're sorry for attacking you two like we did. We just didn't understand the love you two shared for each other and, at the time, we didn't want to understand because she was the enemy. The leader of our rival school."

"Well guess what? Apology NOT accepted." Crab replied

"WHAT?!" they shouted

"We said we were sorry!" Rarity stated

"Yeah. And I DO NOT forgive you." Crab said simply

"WHY?!" Rainbow asked

"It's been MONTHS since you people attacked me and my wife like you did. You had PLENTY of time to come out and admit you were wrong about jumping on us! Time mends all wounds right? Wrong. I will NEVER forgive ANY of you for the way you treated me and my precious wife. It's just now that you come crawling back to me and beg for forgiveness? No. You're not getting that satisfaction. NONE of you are. You attacked us, and you HURT us just by assuming something to the equivalent of thinking I was under mind control! You guys were suppost to be understanding people, but from what you did to me, you left a knife in my back I've NEVER recovered from!"

"But-"

"No. None of you are getting a word in edgewise in. You're not getting the satisfaction of justifying what you did."

"Uhh... Not sure you get what's happening here." Sunset said, "This could be the last chance we ever-"

"No. I'm not gonna give you closure. I'm not gonna give ANY of you closure. You don't get that. You'll all have to live with the shitty thing you did, for the rest of your lives. You have to know that it's NEVER, EVER, gonna be okay."

"I really think we'd feel better if we-"

"I'm NOT okay with what ANY of you did to me and my wife." Crab restated, cutting off Celestia, "I'm not gonna feel better! And I'm not gonna become a puppet to any of you to use at your leeway!"

"We wanted to talk to you Skull, we really did!" Pinkie said

"They why didn't you? Huh?" Crab asked, "Many months you never tried to talk to me."

"L-l-look. We wanted to. But we didn't think-"

"Do you know what it's like to have the people you once called your allies yell at you for seemingly no reason? It feels like you have nobody. That everyone's turned on you. I knew once word got out that everyone at CHS would hate me and never want to speak to me again because THEY didn't even bother trying to help me during my drug problem, but you guys?"

"It's not our fault you quit-"

"I don't CARE about that stupid spying stuff I did anymore! I've moved on from it, and come to accept it as a phase in my life that's helped me grow to become the person I am today! I'm doing fine. I have a good life. But what I needed then was, a friend. And none of you offered me a chance to have a friendship when I was showing the obvious signs that I NEEDED one. And you ended up abandoning me as a result of me not sticking to your so-called norm. And I will NEVER forgive you for that. Now get the fuck out of my classroom." Crab Cakes said pointing to the door

"J-just listen to us!" Sunset screamed

"You know what your problem is?! You people wanna think of yourselves as the good guys! But I can tell you that you're NOT! In fact, you people would probably sleep a lot better at night if you would just admit you people are prejudice against people who don't fall into your ideals of a good person and don't give a shit about who you hurt as a result of your actions! That's you! That's the Rainbooms!" Crab Cakes shouted back, "Now leave before I have to call the cops!"

"Come on ya'll. Ah, don't even know why we came here." Applejack said in a monotone voice

"Yeah. You do." Crab said back

They all left one by one, except for Sunset who was practically crying.

"You've changed Skull...." Sunset said behind her tears

"I'm not the one that's changed Sunset." Crab said softly, "It's you and your so-called friend entourage that's bringing harm to people... she-demon."

That was the last straw. Sunset then ran away crying as she joined up with the others.

"It might've been harsh, but it needed to be said." Crab said to himself

Soon enough Crab returned home to Cinch and Bohemia's smiles.

"How was work?" Cinch asked

"THEY confronted me down at Crystal Prep." Crab explained with Cinch knowing EXACTLY who he was referring to causing her smile to drop

"What did they say?" She asked

"They came to try and apologize."

"Did you forgive them?"

".... No." Crab said simply

"Did you let them have it like you said you would if you didn't forgive them?"

"Eeyup."

"They won't be bothering us anytime soon then." Cinch said with a sigh as Crab took Bohemia

"To think... This whole mess began with a principal and a student....."

END? Up to you really....

Chapter 4

The group then looked at him confused before Rainbow and Pinkie burst out into laughter.

"Hahahaha! You! The legend got caught! That's hilarious!" Rainbow said

"Yeah! You're, like, the greatest spy eveeeer! You can't get caught!" Pinkie added

"I'm serious guys." Skull said sternly

Rainbow and Pinkie immediately ceased their laughter.

"D-dude?" Rainbow said a little worried, "Please tell us your joking!"

Skull continued to give Dash a look that said, "Do I look like I'm joking to you" on it.

"B-b-but if you got caught!" Sunset stuttered

"Who caught you?!" Twilight asked quickly

"Principal Cinch." You said

"How?!" Rainbow asked

"I hid in a locker next to it hoping she would walk by quick enough for me to escape, but lets just say those lockers were dusty enough to make me sneeze."

Skull was telling the truth, but not the full truth, and Applejack might've known, but the others surely didn't. In all honesty though, he really, REALLY, didn't wanna tell them that the reason he got caught was because Cinch's boobs and ass made his teenage hormones and virgin mind go cuckoo crazy over her. At the same time, he knew if he told them the whole truth they'd never look at him the same way again. If you think about it logically, just how would you react to finding out one of your fellow classmates was caught by a rival school's principal, not to mention a rival school that beat you at everything, all because you thought they looked hot.

"Guess the so called legend isn't all he's cracked up to be." Sunset said

"To be fair, it's kind of been a year since my last spying job. I'm kind of out of touch." Skull said, "Especially considering I'm trying to balance my social life with my part time job at a local coffee shop. Can't exactly live up to my legend if I'm working something else, it's not exactly easy you know!"

"Okay, okay, we get it!" Rainbow said, "You're not exactly the legend you were back then!"

"Also, I've just plum out lost my passion for spying! It was okay back then because I needed the money then to pay off my car and stuff, but now I get five times as much as I did when I was doing spying as a part time job!" Skull stated, "I just plum out quit the spying business, I only came back this time because I was offered 10,000 dollars to find out what Crystal Prep was up to for the swimming contest! That's a price no one has ever gave me in my life, not to mention the highest offer anybody has ever given me as well! I HAD to take up on the offer! Well now you know. Crystal Prep is doing nothing except just doing what any old school would do! Working on some kind of routine and trying to perfect it, when we all know perfection is only meant for Marty Stu's, Mary Sues, and computers!"

"Whoa, don't have a cow man!" Sunset said

"Sorry. It's the truth though. I'm DONE with the spying business for good. And there is NO force on this planet that can change my mind about my decision either." Skull said

"What?! You can't just quit!" Rainbow said

"Actually, he has every right to quit." Celestia said

"Besides. Anymore of it and I might end up like Edward Snowden!" Skull said

"Who?" everyone asked

"Never mind." Skull groaned, "Point is, I'm done. I just wanna go back to a normal life now that this is all said and done."

"Well, if that's what you want." Sunset said

"Who knows. I might go back to doing it sometime down my life. But as of now, I am officially retired." Skull said, "Now where's my money."

Skull was now in his car, a 1969 Camaro SS given to him by his mom for his 17th birthday, leaving CHS with the briefcase of 10,000 dollars in the front passenger seat. He soon made it back to his apartment in the city and with the briefcase in tow headed to his room in the second floor of the nine story building. When he opened the door he was welcomed to the sound of a bed creaking and the door to his parent's room half way opened.

"Good thing we don't have any neighbors in any of the next door rooms." Skull groaned, "Yo moms! I'm home!"

The creaking stopped and soon two women came out of the room fully naked revealing their boobs and pussies. One was wearing a strap on that was immediately token off. The one without the strap on was slightly taller than Skull and had dark pink skin with black finger and toenail polish and dark grey lipstick with dark grey eye shadow. Her eyes were dark blue and her hair was black like her makeup. Her name was Wet Flower. Her special talent was that she was good at farming and had a keen eye on being able to spot ripe foods.

"Welcome home Skull!" She said going over to Skull and hugging him

Skull felt her breast and pussy brush against him. He only groaned internally for he had to put up with stuff like this for his whole life, from being a baby to now to be exact.

The woman with the strap on was Wet Flower's wife, Smoking Hot. She was slightly shorter than Wet Flower and had yellow skin with red and orange finger and toenail polish with blue lipstick and white eye shadow. Her eyes were dark green and her hair was the different flame colors. Her special talent was that she was good at cooking. Especially with propane.

"Hey mommy." Skull groaned, "How are you and mom doing?"

"Oh honey you know we miss you whenever you go out this long, we just get so worried. We just get so horny wean ever you're not around." Smoking purred to her son Skull

"Moooom. What have I told you about incest thoughts." Skull scolded

Smoking Hot just giggled as Wet Flower stopped hugging Skull, but not before putting her hand into his underwear and having a quick grab of his balls and rub of his limp dick.

"EEEEEEK! H-hey!" Skull squeaked as Wet Flower took her hand out of Skull's pants

"Sorry. I just couldn't help myself. I may be married, but I'm bi, I need a dick in me sometimes." Wet claimed

"But that doesn't give you the right to have sex with me! I'm your son for fucks sake, have you no shame?!" Skull counter-claimed

"Boy. One day you've gotta learn that in this world, it doesn't matter what you think." Wet said

Somewhat copyright infringement of The Rock. Skull thought

Suddenly Wet Flower drew Skull into a kiss on the lips and held it for a little bit, Skull trying to break the hold the whole time. She soon released her kiss and Skull had a look that said, "DAFUQUE?!" Then his phone rang to a little devious tune.

"Um, uh, um, I uh gotta um take a c-c-c-call." Skull said in a shocked voice

He then rushed out the door and puked out onto the outside driveway and answered his phone.

"Hello?" Skull answered

"Hello Skull. I'm just calling to remind you about our date tomorrow." Came a voice that was all too familiar to Skull

"PRINCIPAL CINCH?!"

Chapter 13

It had been a few months since Skull unleashed his fury upon the CHS crew that, in his opinion, attacked him for no reason. He was working a very stable job over at Crystal Prep as Cinch's assistant, the duo even started going out more and more as Skull, officially now Crab Cakes, helped Cinch with her drinking problem. Cinch even met Crab Cakes's moms', and even though she found them a little odd at first, was welcoming to her soon to be in-laws and they were welcoming to her. At the same time, Cinch was beginning to show some not too long into her pregnancy, and the duo would eventually marry.

Crab Cakes had never heard a word from CHS since the incident, but to him, they were better off dead. It had been MONTHS since that event where he blew up on those who insulted him and Cinch practically, and since they didn't even try to apologize within the months since then, then they truly were the bad guys all along if they weren't willing to mend ties with him. For all he knew, he was labeled as a traitor in CHS's books. They were probably waiting for him to be the one crawling back to them to accept him back. But he would NEVER return to CHS to stroke their massive ego. He was waiting for THEM to be the ones crawling back to him for an apology.

But if they did would he accept? Who knows. All he knew was he wasn't going to give in to their mindset that he needed them. No. He was going to make them submit to the real truth through mental warfare that THEY needed him. And in reality, after seeing CHS for what they truly were, Crab Cakes was dedicated to showing that his mindset was the truth. Even if he had to wait years for it, he knew it would only be a matter of time until they submitted and admitted he was right. Though seeing as how Crystal Prep has been winning more ever since he joined their ranks as an on and off coach alongside his assistant job, that really would be anytime soon.

CHS might still be in the mindset of their old days that Crystal Prep was evil and they were still the good ones, but Crab Cake's mindset had been opened for what felt like the first time in forever. No longer was he strapped down to CHS's twisted philosophy that any other school outside of theirs was evil. For once he truly felt free, and seeing Crystal Prep in action for himself, he honestly wished he had gone to this school instead of CHS. Here, he had more freedom than when he was at CHS. Sure CHS might've been more friendly and open to anyone, but honestly, he preferred Crystal Prep's controlled environment over CHS's, anarchy could reign any second, environment.

Crab Cakes knew that his second chance at a happy life was gonna have a few bumps in the road, but as long as he was with Cinch and his soon to be child, he felt like he could take any challenge head-on.