Back Into It

           “Ow” was the first thing Tony said as he awoke in the large bedroom of his burning princess, the room smelt of their nightly activity and both Celestia’s and Anthony’s apparel was all over the room, which was odd seeing as Celestia’s was hooked on the ceiling light. “How the?” he muttered before hearing a groan and weight being pressed on his chest as the Alicorn moved up his body until he head appeared from beneath the silk sheet which her pink eyes met his own.

      “Fuck” she said with a groan as she crawled up his body and laid back down with her head on his shoulder.

         “Since when do you use human swear words?” He asked as he moved his hand onto her rump and the other to her hip.

          “A little after we first started coitus” She said as she nuzzled him and groaned. “I forgot not to play rough with you cause you are as strong as me or stronger” She groaned as she buried her face in his neck.

              “Yes hey at least it's not as bad as when I first ‘played’ with Cadence and she grew my junk she forgot to remove that spell that made her tighter so she could get off from shining” Tony said as Celestia winches.

            “So that's why she was walking funny… and explains that stupid look on her face” Celestia giggled before sitting up and looking down at her mate. “i am sorry about all the… what do you call it?” She asked tapping her chin with her hoof.

        “Dickery, Fuckery, Madness, Chaos, Insanity, Bullshit?” he asked her.

         “All the Bullshit I put you through… just I always wanted a little one and you seemed the best option...  one you are physically superior to all the others whom have proposed, you have the leading capabilities to run a country because let's be honest, you were running Armonia more than Sweetheart was and I don't believe she honestly cared. You’re smart, influential and you treated me like a normal mare… even when you kicked my flank and I am sorry again from cutting off your arm” She said rubbing the only scar on his body with her hoof.

       “Hey I don't mind, fuck I was tempted to put a bullet in your head if you didn't control the sun but you grew on me and you seemed to become less of a bitch” he chuckled as she frowned.

         “less of a bitch?” She asked.

          “Yea” he said with a shit eating grin as she hit him before climbing out of the bed.

           “You best be dressed when I finish raising the sun so I can teleport you home, i would imagine that Cadence maybe still distort at you returning” Celestia said as she stretched resulting in several pops before walking onto the balcony, at the same moment, Tony rounded up his clothes and pulled them on but stopped before he slipped the glove over his right hand and sighed.

       “i keep forgetting” He muttered as he pocketed the glove and rolled up his sleeve just as Celestia returned and stood up on her hind legs while wrapping her forelegs around her partner and kissed him deeply while pressing herself against him which he placed his hands on her hips before She broke the kiss and smiled at him.

       “I'll see you later today sweetie” She said pecking him again briefly before teleporting him.

(Sanctuary)

       As Tony returned to his home, he discovered that he was in his room but it was empty which concerned him until he heard screams from outside which made him run to the window and peer out to see the Black Alicorn from the day before with a two dozen armoured soldiers armed.

     “Where is the Guard?” Tony asked as he went to his closet “Please still be here” he begged as he activated a panel opening the hidden door to his armoury causing him to sigh in relief before pull in on his hooded Hydra leather combat armour, his jacket shield, a Sniper rifle, Shotgun, Magnum and a Machete before stocking up on ammunition and grenades and running for the door only to have his Rifle get stuck and him falling over. “Fuck” he groaned as he shuffled out and moved to the exit of the house, which he was confronted by two Griffon soldiers.

       “Halt!” one shouted moments before they discovered Magnum rounds tearing through their skulls, causing them to fall to the ground dead which also gained the attention of all the Griffon and Orge soldiers and the Alicorn Shadow Storm.

       “Get out of my town Bitch” Tony demanded as he unsung his sniper rifle.

         “Oh, You and what army?” She asked laughing moments before her front right leg detonated along with several of the soldiers in front of her discovering a hole in them. “Ahhhh what have you done” She screamed in pain as Tony slung the Rifle and drew the serrated machete and his Magnum while activating his Wrist mounted energy shield.

       “Giving you your first and only warning” he said as he moved his legs apart and moved his boy lower to ground.

        “Kill Him!” She ordered as the couple dozen soldiers charged at Tony who launched forward at incredible speed and carved a brutal path through several of them, leaving the Ogres and Griffons confused as the screams of their mortally wounded companions cried out as Tony stood at the outside of the group.

       “Right faster and stronger” he muttered before looking at the Machete to see that he had snapped the blade causing him to growl and throw it away. “I kind of miss the clawed arm” he sighed looking at his arm moments before it deformed horrifically shocking the man as the arm transformed into a dark green draconic arm with red claws. “Right Changeling” he said as he sensed something behind him and subconsciously swiped backwards, bisecting a Ogre.

      “Stop dying and end him” Shadow shouted as the group if eight remaining soldiers charged only for six to be gunned down Tony using his Magnum.

            Suddenly a bright blue flash randomly occurred as Glimmer Shield appeared next to Shadow wrapped an arm around her “The Battle is lost and my troops can't keep the Armonian Forces distracted any longer” She said before teleporting away with the remaining two soldiers.

              “Why do I get the feeling that, that is gonna get annoying” he said as his arm morphed back to normal causing him to shake his right hand. “and that just feels bloody weird” he said checking his hand over for any defects before a blinding flash of light appeared before only to vanish and reveal his herd excluding Celestia, appear before him with the rest of the townspeople. “That explains where you lot went… I was worried” he said crossing his arms.

       “Tony… you have been back for a day and you are already drenched in blood… you know how hard it is to wash blood out of clothes?” Nightmare asked crossing her own arms.

         “Well it's not like they wanted the easy way” He replied.

          “Well your washing that then” Nightmare said with a huff.

           “Sure why not, heck I'll was everything for the year” He said sarcastically.

             “Thank you dear” Chrys said as Tony just realized what he said.

               “Fuck” he growled moments before noticing a Very possed off Orc and a furious Green Dragoness. “Oh fuck” he said as Amber snorted smoke.

               “Now Ladies, we all want to do different things to Tony, most involve sharp objects but we have to bring Tony up-to-date  with everything” Chrys said as she stood behind him.

               “Yes what she said” Tony said with a nervous Smile.

           “We can do those things later tonight” She said wrapping her arms around the man.

             “God damn it” he groaned as Amber walked up to him, grabbed his shoulder roughly and pulled him into a bone crushing hug as her tail wrapped around his leg.

                 “You are in for a world of hurt my love” She promised.

                   “Looking forward to it” he groaned before she released him and Mayli walked over and punched him in the shoulder which would have been painful if Cadence didn't immediately tackle him and teleport him away.

(Tony’s home)

                 A loud thud was heard throughout the bathroom attached to Tony’s bedroom as the Pink princess of love managed to teleport them two feet above the tiled floor resulting in her landing on top of Tony. “Ow” he groaned as she got off him and walked over to the large bath tub.

                  “Before we go anywhere nice, you are getting all that blood off of you mister” She said before stopping and looking at herself before facehoofing “And I hugged you while you were drenched in it” She muttered as Tony chuckled and rod to his feet and began stripping.

                    “I guess you'll  have to join me then Candy” he said wrapping an arm around her and lifting her off the ground making her squeak in surprise.

                      “No I recently did my mane , tail and preened my wings” she said wiggling.

                         “Yes but you are covered in blood and also you to have me all to yourself” he stated which made her stop squirming and look at him.

                            “Okay but no funny buisness, we don't have time” she said half pouting as Tony placed her in the warm bath and climbed in after her once he was fully undressed.

                           “So Why did ms bitch face attack? If you know” Tony asked as he cleaned himself.

                             “She was after you, and seeing that our army was fighting a massive force directed by Glimmer, the rest of the girls and I decided to teleport all the civilians to somewhere safe” she said as she preside her back against Tony’s chest and sighed loudly as he wrapped his arms around her. “You have no idea how bucking happy I am to have you back” She said grabbing his left hand in her front legs and looking at the ring on it.

              “again I am so sorry I caused so much pain to you all, it was never my intention” he said as the mare released his hand and rotated so her chest was pressed against his own.

               “We all know that you wanted to protect us, it's just been difficult after believing you had died and it didn't help that all the nobility of Canterlot and The Crystal Empire either attempted to join the herd or try and marry us”She groaned burying her muzzle in her neck. “We took Umbra into the herd to stop ponies from the Crystal Empire wanting to join.” She said with a sigh.

         “Wait what?” Tony asked shocked.

           “Oh yea Umbra and a few others have joined our herd” Cadence said with a shrug.

           “Wha… who...why…. Whe….?” He said as his brain tried to process the new information “The herd was already like 12 strong, who else may I ask is in the herd now?” he asked as she simply giggled, kissed him and hopped out of the bath.

               “Come now Tony, or we will be late and I doubt the girls would be happy about that” She said exiting the bathroom as Tony watched the door for a few moments before climbing out of the bath.

               “Why do I get the worse feeling about this?” he muttered as he walked out of the bathroom in a towel and grabbed some clothes and his boot. When he finished getting dressed, he walked downstairs to meet Cadence who smiled and led him out the front door and towards town hall.

(Unknown location)

          “Ahhh that bucking bastard!” screamed Shadow Storm as she was laid on a bed “I'll kill him, i bucking swear it” She promised as another white Alicorn approached the bed and began reconstructing her leg.

           “Calm thyself dearest sister, thou underestimated thy’s opponents and tis not the brightest of ideas.” The white stallion said as Glimmer frowned.

             “Solaris, i thought I told you to read that literature i have you” She said with a frown causing Solaris to frown.

              “We have been busy reconstructing Brother WarSong dear sister and let us inform you that, reconstruction is difficult as it is, more so when one hast only a single wing and leg” He frowned as he finished reconstructing Shadow Storm’s leg. “Now sister, thou can't trot nor gallop for a few moons” He said causing the black Mare to groan as he picked her up in his magic. “Sister Glimmer, we believe that our soldiers are fewer then before, be a dear and obtain more” He said as he carried Shadow out of the surgery.