The Story of Pat Wayne

by ThunderPour

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Human, Sad, Romance, Comedy
Length: 1042

Alright this is my first Fic sooooooo... just try to enjoy it!

The story is about a sad brony who's life isn't what he wants it to be. One day a light appears in his window . He finds himself in an ally wondering where he is, when a figure appears.

Rated T for Teen for Adult Language, a make out scene, and some other stuff.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-19 09:34:03 UTC

Ch. 1 Da Prolouge

The Prologue

My name is Pat, and I am a brony. Some days I enjoy watching my favorite episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. But, that's about the only happy thing about my life. The rest is a living hell, an outcast at school, no friends, no social status, and when I get home no respect from my two brothers and sister, all who are older than me. So I retreat to my comfortable attic room to escape reality and submerse myself in Ponies and friendship.

Day after day it's basically the same: wake up, tortured, go to school, tortured, come home, eh, so-so, and me time. Me time is me time. Internet, TV, Books, and Xbox (AWW YEAH!). My life seemed to be nothing but pain and misery.

I was jogging one night, watching the stars as I ran by. Suddenly, I heard "Whoops!" and "Yeah's!" coming from behind me. It was the school's bullies in a pickup truck. They were armed with fire extinguishers, and water guns. They pointed me out and said "Get that nerd!" I ran as fast as I could when I saw bush and jumped in. They drove past, firing their weapons as they flew. To my avail they missed wide and never hit me. My clothes were black so I thanked myself quietly when they slowly came back around. After a few seconds I heard tires screech and engine going in the distance. They were gone. I thanked God quietly, and walked the rest of the way back. On the way I saw a shooting star, I gasped, closed my eyes and wished, "I wish I were in Equestria!" But I'm not the superstitious one, so I laughed and went on.

I get home ten or so minutes later,only to be met with knuckle sandwiches and constant pinching from my siblings. I break free and get to my room. I go to my computer and go to Google. I look up "shooting stars" and find nothing about people wishing upon them and having it come true. So I lay back in my chair for a few seconds and watch My Little Pony for awhile. After the episode I eat dinner, take a bath, and get ready for bed.

Around ten o' clock, I hear a whirring sound a light came through the window, the room started spinning and everything went black...

Author's note:

Dear Anypony who reads this,

I am just writing my first Fic but not good for my ego I think its pretty good leave positive comments I'll keep working

Sincerely,

ThunderPour

Ch. 2 Da Arrivial

The Arrival

When I awaken, I smell garbage, hear galloping and chatter, and feel on a cobblestone sidewalk. I try to stand up but don't feel feet and hands. Instead HOOVES! I look in a puddle, and see a dark blue pegasus with a blue and white tail and mane. I scream and shut my muzzle when a couple of ponies walked by staring. When I heard hoof steps behind me I turn to see who it is. I give myself a tiny sigh and stay on guard.

The mysterious shadow asked, "You okay?"

I responded, "Yeah, who are you?"

As they came closer, you notice large black rimmed purple shaded glasses, blue spiky mane, and marshmallow white fur.  I almost fainted from shock, fear, and excitement. It was the famous pony DJ PON3 or Vinyl Scratch given by large fan groups. But I wondered what is she doing here in this ally way.

She answers, " I am Vinyl Scratch, or DJ PON3 at clubs and raves. Equestria's best DJ!"

My eyes widened, knowing the fact that I wished upon a shooting star back home. Suddenly I realize Vinyl is circling me.

"You aren't from around here are ya?"

"N-no"

"You need a place to stay, Octy wouldn't mind."

"Sure"

We walked for awhile asking where I came from, who I was, and my business. Eventually, we came to a average sized house. The mailbox had the initials VS and OP. I could only guess that the other was Octavia or Octy. We walked inside it was cozy and warm. The air smelled of cinnamon and spice. I then see a grey earth pony walk out of what I think is the living room. Vinyl jumps at the pony hooves outstretched giving her several pecks to the cheeks,I counted eight for some reason, she returned with a soft kiss of Vinyl's lips. She looked surprised as she looked at me wide eyed and blushing a furious red.

"Welcome!" she said with a upbeat sophisticated accent.

"Hi," I said shyly.

"Octy, this is Thunder Pour, Thunder this is Octavia Pie."

"What have I told you about that name around other ponies!"

Vinyl gave a seductively sly smile, warning her of their later plans.

"Anyway, as I saying, this is Octavia, yadda yadda yadda, and this is our house!"

"Would you like a tour?" asked Octavia.

"Sure, I'd love one." I asked

Octavia and Vinyl gave me a quick tour starting with the living room, equipped with a fireplace, a large bookshelf, turntables, a couch, and a loveseat. The bathroom had an odd toilet, normal enough sink, and a tub that could fit 5 humans. They showed me their room and the one I'll sleep in. We ate dinner, conversed with Octavia about myself, took a shower, and laid in my bed.

It was almost impossible to go to sleep. First, I heard a door slam and soft giggling. Then, I heard moans and soft panting. At another point, the headboard in the other room was banging against my wall. Last, I heard a loud shriek, a body collapsing to the bed spring and loud snoring, had to be Vinyl, I wondered as I drifted off to sleep.

Attack of the Author's Note DUN DUN DUN!!!

I kinda like that I think I shall do that to original(LIKE A BOSS) anyway if there are any grammatical errors with this or the last chapter I will make these changes and shall be made again in future stuff of my making. Just wait or not for PIGS IN...wait...THE STORY OF PAT WAYNE!!!! DUECES!!!!