dragon ball: equestria

DISCLAIMER I DON'T OWN DRAGON BALL Z OR MY LITTLE PONY THIS IS A WORK OF ART IF YOU WANT TO HATE THATS FINE BY ME I COULD CARE LESS AT WHAT YOU THINK (MOSTLY ANYWAYS PLEASE DO NOT HATE I AM SO SORRY IF ANY OF THIS OFFENDS YOU)

many eons ago...

it was a calm and dark night in ponyville the cool night air and the full moon up above shines with a luminecent glow that leaves a pale light that lights up everything in the dark night. but as calm as the night was an alien pod was on it's way and in it the main protagonist of this story is on his way to the world of equestria in search of answers on where his brother nion is the last known whereabouts were around this quadrant. his name is Bardack a saiyan from planet vegeta he looks just like bardock but with teal and black armor with a hot pink scouter on his face. loves to kill things for his amusement and also he is very serious about everything including partying, drinking, sports and especially eating but his only weakness is cute or adorable things he can't help himself when he's near something cute he must hug it immeadiatly all the others used to make fun of him for it until he killed them.

Bardack POV midnight

as i sit in my pod playing kingdom of the dead on my GSP (game station portable) i start to get bored waiting for it to land "pod what is the ETA?" i ask the pod computer

"10 MINUTES UNTIL ARRIVAL MASTER" it replies with a robotic tone of voice but strangely enough it sounds just like a CL4P-TP from that planet pandora i destroyed. as i near the planet the pod start blaring with the emergency alarm

"ALERT UNKNOWN PROJECTILE IN RANGE BRACE FOR IMPACT" the computer starts blaring turning the inside of my pod red with the emergency lights.

as i activate the safety barrier in case of damage should occur on my pod as it starts shaking wildly in the asteroid field fearing the worst i open the pod door and immediately start blasting all the asteroids within a thirty yard radius of my pod. as i sit down to admire my hard work i close the pod to rest and take a 'breather' i turn off the barrier i ask the computer again "what's the ETA?" I shout waiting for a reply as I hear the computer beeping and making a weird buzzing sound.

"5 MINUTES UNTIL ARRIVAL MASTER" it says with that annoying voice again that makes me cringe whenever i hear it. why would hyperion make such a fabulous robot? was it to make profit or piss people off? or make robots look lame? i stop thinking about that as i start to see the planet i ready myself for impact as the pod is hit with an unknown projectile.

"WHAT THE FUCK COMPUTER?!" i shout as the computer starts up again making a chime sound telling me that the computer is now online and operational.

"IT APPEARS THAT AN EMP HAS TEMPORARILY DISABLED ME AS THE SHIP CAME WITHIN RANGE OF IT HAS HIT US FROM THAT BLAST OF UNKNOWN ENERGY" it states matter-of-factly.

as the pod shuts down after another hit shaking it entirely and hittng the ground with a crash as the door breaks off sending me flying through the air as i hit the ground making a small crater next to the large crater made from the pod. i try to get up but the feeling of what feels like multiple broken ribs and a fractured arm  as my vision blurs i pass out from the pain.

SIX HOURS LATER EVERFREE FOREST

As i get up to see the morning sun i quickly block it out with my hand because it was too bright out here as i just stand there getting used to the light i start walking but stop as my scouter picks up multiple small energy signatures i quickly get into battle stance as a wolf made of wood jumps out, wait wood? it starts to howl as nine more of them jump from the underbrush each one snarling with a green goo oozing from their gaping mouth i cover my nose as a putrid smell fills my nose. one of these mysterious creatures takes advantage of the opening and bites my arm before i blast it off with some energy breaking it's face off entirely.

"dark genocide cannon!" i shout before shooting out nine dark teal blasts of ki at the these abominations destroying them entirely but as soon as I turn around I hear rumbling from behind me I look at the creatures I just destroyed only yo see they regenerated so I run up to them and blast each of them again using my dark booray cannon which incinerates them instantly I walk away from the charred remains with a smile on my face the first ten minutes I'm here I get to kill something. But as i look at the scouter once again to see one signal coming from the other side of the forest. i start to walk towards the direction the signal came from when i came across a small hut i walk up to a dirty window and look inside to see a what I think is a zebra brewing what looked like chemicals or something to me.

"what a wierd planet not much wierder than pandora but still much wierder than elpis where i met that one handsome fellow that i lost most of my money to fucking asshole i wonder how he's doing?" i ask myself before seeing a sign that says ponyville >. i swear if this town has ponies all over i must kill myself and end this nightmare before it gets worse. oh wait I just remembered I blew up both planets a while ago why am I being so forgetful? it's probably because i'm so hungry right now my mouth starts watering as I start to think about spacey's mmmmm they had the best burgers in the entire galaxy as soon as I get off this planet i'm gonna go there and get the heart stopper burger that has two pounds of beef with provolone cheese and the works I shake off the want for a burger as I see town in the distance I set out towards the town as my adventure begins.