Chapters New Beginnings
Celestia walked down the hallway of Canterlot Castle. It was a beautiful day, and she was enjoying the fact that there were no problems to be dealt with today, which was a rare event in the land of Equestria. Celestia’s moment of serenity was interrupted by shouting coming from the room of her nephew, Prince Blueblood.
“You call these pancakes?!” Blueblood shouted. Celestia peeked into his room to see him yelling at a butler. “And this tea is too bitter! I demand a sweeter taste!” Blueblood then tossed the tea into the butler’s face.
Celestia sighed and kept walking. Blueblood had always been spoiled, but he was getting worse as he got older. “He just doesn’t appreciate what he’s got.” Celestia thought to herself. “If only there were some way to teach him some humility.” A light bulb went off over Celestia’s head. She had the perfect idea.
Later that day, Blueblood made his to the royal hall. His aunts Celestia and Luna both insisted on seeing him at once about an important manner. “What could Aunt Celestia and Aunt Luna want to see me for? Don’t they know I have a busy day of playing croquet, attending garden parties, and meeting with Canterlot’s elite?”
While lost in thought, Blueblood accidentally bumped into a maid. His face became red with anger. “Watch where you are going!” The maid tried to respond, but Blueblood continued his tirade. “Do you know who I am? I am Prince Blueblood! Nephew to Celestia and Luna! And I will not have pathetic help like you getting in my while I’m needed for important business!” The maid broke out crying and ran down the hall. “Such a weakling. I’ll be sure to see to it that she is fired.”
Blueblood entered the royal hall. Celestia and Luna sat in their thrones and looked at him. “Blueblood, we need to talk.” Celestia said.
“Can we make this quick aunt Celestia? I have an important lunch date in half an hour.” Blueblood said with a bored tone of voice examining his manicured hoof.
Luna spoke up. “Blueblood, Celestia and I have noticed that lately you have been very selfish. Not to mention arrogant, boastful, and rude to other ponies.”
Blueblood simply smiled. “I don’t see what the problem is. I am only asserting my importance as a member of the royal family. And if a few peasants get upset for being put in their place, then why should I care?”
Celestia stomped her hoof and gave Blueblood a nasty stare. “That is not what being a royal is about! We are here to help and protect the ponies of Equestria, not walk all over them. You have become a disgrace to this family!”
“How dare you call me a disgrace! I am Prince Blueblood! My family has been royalty for generations! My ancestors personally knew the two of you!”
Luna just shook her head in disappointment. “Your ancestors were hard working ponies. They cared about every pony in the land, always putting others before themselves. But you have led a sheltered life of luxury, cut off from the rest of society. You no nothing of the daily hardships of ponies who live outside these castle walls.”
“My sister and I have been talking.” Celestia said. “We have decided that you need to learn some humility. That is why we are stripping you of your title of Prince.”
Blueblood could not believe his ears. “What?! You can’t do this!”
“Oh yes we can. And that is not all we have planned.”
“You are no longer allowed to live in the castle. Or Canterlot for that matter. From this day on you will live with the “common ponies” of Equestria. You are also cut off from the royal funds.”
Blueblood was in shock. “How I am supposed to live then?! I don’t have any talents that can provide me a steady job!”
Celestia could not help but smirk. “Do not not worry. You will also be getting a do over on life. You will learn to work hard, and hopefully be humbled by your experience.”
Blueblood raised an eyebrow. “And how exactly will you do that?”
Luna and Celestia smiled. They touched their horns together, creating a bright white light. The light shot out as beam towards Blueblood. When he was hit, there was a bright flash. Following the flash Blueblood laid on the floor, having been turned into a newborn foal no more than a day old.
Celestia walked over and picked up Blueblood with her magic. The now newborn foal began to cry, so Celestia gently rocked him.
“Is this really the best course of action?” Luna asked.
“It is the only way he will learn. Blueblood will retain some of his mind, but most parts will be replaced by his new foal mind. This way he will forget all of his bad habits and learn better ones.”
“But where shall he go to learn how to be a better pony?”
“I already have the perfect place in mind. Ponyville.”
A few days later, as Celestia rose the sun, Big Mac was up early and in the kitchen. He was preparing a big breakfast for the Apple family. Big Mac had a surprise in store, and was hoping that a hearty meal would help with the announcement.
Applejack was the next to wake up. She made her way downstairs, the smell of a warm breakfast greeting her nose. “Good mornin’ Big Mac. You sure are up early.”
Big Mac replied with his usual “EeYup.”
Applejack took a seat at the table. “Hay bacon, applesauce, apple cinnamon pancakes, toast with zap apple jam. You’ve cooked up quite a spread here Big Mac.”
Big Mac smiled and replied with a simple “Mm-Hmm.”
Granny Smith was the next one to come down stairs. “Well I’ll be. I can’t remember the last time you cooked breakfast all by yourself Big Mac.” She took her usual seat at the table.
Applebloom came down last. “Wow, what a feast! Thanks Big Mac!” Applebloom took her seat, and the whole family started eating.
After everypony had finished breakfast, there was a knock at the door. “I’ll get it.” Applejack said. She opened the door to find Soarin standing on the front porch.
“Good morning Applejack!”
“Soarin? What are you doing here? Rainbow Dash isn’t helping on the farm the today.”
“I’m not here for Rainbow Dash.” Soarin replied.
“Ah, you must be here for some Apple family pie. Sorry, but we haven’t baked any yet.”
“Actually, I’m here for Big Mac.”
Applejack raised her eyebrow. “Say what now?”
Soarin let himself in. As soon as he and Big Mac saw each other, they smiled and hugged. They both then looked into each other’s eyes, and kissed.
It became so quiet in the Apple house that a pin drop could be heard. Applejack, Applebloom, and Granny Smith’s jaws collectively hit the floor.
Applejack was the first to speak. “What in tarnation is goin’ on?”
Big Mac looked at his family. He took a deep breath and told them everything. “I don’t know how to say this, so I’m just gonna say it. I’m gay, and Soarin is my lover.”
“And when did this happen?” Granny Smith asked.
Soarin answered. “It was a couple of days after the Grand Galloping Gala. I enjoyed that apple pie so that I decided to come to Ponyville to buy another. I arrived at the market, and Big Mac was tending to the cart. We locked eyes and couldn’t look away. We started talking, and found out that we have a lot in common. We’ve been dating ever since.”
“Until last week.” Big Mac said. “I asked Soarin to marry me, and he said yes!”
Granny Smith sat down. This was all happening a little too fast for her.
“What does gay mean?” Applebloom asked out of nowhere.
“Well sis.” Big Mac replied. “When two ponies who love each other are of the same sex, like two stallions or two mares, they are known as gay.”
Applejack was still trying to figure all this out. “Big Mac, why didn’t you tell us that you were gay sooner?”
“I was too afraid to be honest. But it’s not like I didn’t drop hints. Like the time I dreamt that I was an Alicorn Princess when Luna had us all in that shared dream, or when I dressed up as a mare for the Sisterhooves Social.”
Applejack thought back. She should have noticed the signs. Especially with Big Mac not showing any interest in Mares like Fluttershy or Marble Pie. There was that one Hearts and Hooves day with Cheerilee, but that didn’t really count because Big Mac was under a spell.
“So, are you my uncle now?” Applebloom asked Soarin.
Soarin could not help but laugh. “Technically, I’m your brother in law. Well, not yet anyway. Later today Big Mac and I are going down to the town hall to get a marriage license.”
“But don’t you want a wedding?”
“No. We just a private ceremony. Same sex marriage may be legal in Equestria, but not all ponies approve of it.”
Applejack put a hoof on Big Mac’s shoulder. “Big Mac, you’re my brother and I love you. I will never stop loving you. You being gay will never change that. I fully support your marriage.”
Applebloom ran up and hugged Big Mac’s leg. “I love you, too!”
A tear rolled down Big Mac’s cheek as he smiled. “Thank you both very much. It makes me feel good to know that I have your support.”
Soarin stepped forward. “Why don’t the two of you come down to town hall with us? We would like to have some witnesses to our our union.”
“That sounds wonderful.” Applejack looked over at Granny Smith. “Aren’t ya gonna come too Granny?”
“I..I just need a minute.” Granny Smith replied. Big Mac, Soarin, Applejack, and Applebloom all had worried looks on their faces. They decided to head down to town hall and give Granny Smith some time.
The four ponies arrived at town hall. Big Mac and Soarin approached the desk of the marriage clerk and rung the bell.
“How may I help you?” The clerk asked.
“We would like a marriage certificate please.” Said Soarin.
“Names?”
“Soarin and Big Macintosh.”
The clerk gave them the certificate and they both filled it out. The clerk took it back and signed it to make the certificate official. “By the power vested in me by Equestria, I now pronounce you married. Congratulations!”
Big Mac and Soarin both smiled and kissed. Applejack and Applebloom applauded, with tears running down Applejack’s face. Big Mac took notice of this. “I thought you only cried on the inside?”
“I guess I’ve sprung a leak.” Applejack replied as she smiled and wiped away the tears.
The four returned to Sweet Apple Acres, only to notice a trail of rose petals leading to the barn. Big Mac and Soarin opened the barn doors and were instantly surprised by Pinkie Pie.
“HAPPY POST WEDDING PARTY!!!”
The entire barn was covered with decorations, with a tall wedding cake featuring a candy Big Mac and Soarin as the centerpiece. Twilight, Fluttershy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash,Spike, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle were all there. Granny Smith was also there, but she was sitting in a corner quietly.
Big Mac was speechless. “Pinkie, how did you know about our relationship?” Soarin asked.
“Duh, my Pinkie sense has been going crazy for months! I’ve been waiting for you two to get hitched so I could present you with my seven layer, white chocolate wedding cake!”
“And what about everypony else?” Big Mac asked.
“Pinkie told us this morning. We’ve been preparing for the party while you were out.” Twilight said.
Big Mac and Soarin knew better than to question how Pinkie worked, so they joined the party along with Applejack and Applebloom. Rarity approached the newly wed couple.
“Congratulations darling! It looks like another fine stud is off the market.”
Big Mac could not help but blush. “Eyup!”
Rainbow Dash approached Soarin. “I’m very happy for you Soarin.”
“Thanks Dash. I’m sorry I never told you that I was gay. I didn’t mean to lead you on.”
Rainbow Dash simply waved him off. “Don’t worry about it. You’re still my teammate, and I’ll always have your back.”
“Thanks Dash, that means a lot.” Soarin said with a smile.
“It’s time to cut the cake!” Pinkie announced.
Big Mac and Soarin held each other’s hooves as they cut out the first slice of cake. They fed each other a piece, getting frosting all over their faces. Everypony laughed and then they kissed.
“So, what will you two do now?” Fluttershy asked.
“Well, Soarin and I have decided to stay here at Sweet Apple Acres.” Big Mac said.
Applejack was ecstatic. “That’s wonderful Big Mac! I thought the two of you were gonna move away to someplace fancy.”
“Nope.”
Soarin spoke up. “We are going to need to build some additional rooms to the house. You see, Big Mac and I want to adopt a foal of our own.”
Everypony at the party awwed at the announcement. Applejack threw her hat into the air with excitement. “Yeehaw! I’m going to be an aunt!”
Applebloom jumped with joy. “I’m gonna be an aunt AND a big sister!”
Meanwhile, Granny Smith remained in the corner. “This just isn’t right.” She muttered to herself.
Author's Note
I made this story because I haven't seen a lot of stallion loves stallion stories. There will be some tough moments, but nothing dark.
Big Mac wiped the sweat from his brow. He and Applejack had spent all day building two new rooms in the Apple family house. One was for him and his husband Soarin, the other was for the foal that two planned to adopt. Both rooms were side by side with connecting door in the center.
Soarin soon returned from shopping with Applebloom. The two had picked up supplies from the foal supply store. “We’re home!” Soarin announced. Big Mac came downstairs and greeted him with a kiss. Applejack helped to bring in the supplies.
Applejack looked over the supplies. “Looks like you got everything. Diapers, changing table, foal powder, rash cream, foal bottle, playpen, blanket, onesie.”
“And toys!” Applebloom jumped into a pile of stuffed animals.
“Hmm, it doesn’t look like yall forgot to get a crib.”
“Well, we figured we would use the Apple family crib. It worked for me, it worked for you, and it worked for Applebloom. I’m sure it will work wonderfully for the foal.” Big Mac said.
Everypony went to set everything up in the nursery. But Soarin noticed that something was missing. “Hey, where’s Granny Smith?”
Applejack thought for a moment. “I saw her this morning making cider out back. She’s probably still out there. I’ll go check on her.” Applejack went out back and found Granny Smith still making cider. “Hey Granny, we’re all decorating the nursery. Do you want to come help?”
“No thanks.” Granny Smith replied, not even bothering to look up from her work to face Applejack.
Applejack became a little bit concerned. “Granny, are you alright?”
“I’m fine.” Granny Smith said plainly.
“Well, I’ll leave you be then.” Applejack headed back inside to help the others with the nursery.
That night the whole family got together for dinner. “So, are you two looking to adopt a filly or a colt?” Applejack asked.
Big Mac swallowed his food. “Oh, definitely a colt. Don’t get me wrong, I love having two sisters but I think the Apple family could use some more stallions.”
“Hooray! I’m getting a little brother!” Applebloom shouted with joy.
“He’ll also be your nephew.” Applejack added.
Soarin spoke up. “Also, Big Mac and I have been talking. We’ve decided that since he’s an Earth pony and I’m a Pegasus, we want the foal to be a Unicorn to round out the family.”
“Aww, that is so sweet.” Applejack said.
Granny Smith muttered something incoherent.
“Did you say some something Granny?” Big Mac asked.
“Just some trouble swallowing.” Granny Smith said flatly.
Applejack was growing worried. “Granny, you’ve been acting odd these past couple of days. Is something wrong?”
Granny Smith put down her knife and fork. She wiped her mouth and looked up at the family. “Yeah, this.” Granny said pointing a hoof at Big Mac and Soarin.
“Granny, what do you mean?” Big Mac asked.
“I mean you and Soarin, that’s what’s wrong! Two stallions aren’t supposed to be together, it just isn’t natural! On top of that, You’re in a relationship with a Pegasus and you want to adopt a Unicorn?! The Apple Family have been proud Earth ponies for generations, and now you want to muddy the waters with a feather brain and cheap magic user! Your parents must be spinning in their graves.”
Tears rolled down Big Mac’s face as Soarin held him for comfort. Applejack was overflowing with anger. “Granny Smith! How dare you say such horrible things! Big Mac is your grandson for cryin’ out loud!”
“I’m just speaking the truth.” Granny Smith said, crossing her front legs.
Soarin looked over at Granny Smith. “I’m sorry that you feel the way you do, but the REAL truth is that times have changed. Ponies can love whomever they want, be they stallion or mare. You and your family founded Ponyville, there is no denying that. But Ponyville isn’t home to just Earth ponies. Pegasus and Unicorns have every right to call Ponyville home as well. I love Big Mac more than anything in Equestria. And if you can’t accept that, then I feel sorry for you.”
Granny Smith grew frustrated and slammed her hooves down on the table. “I’m not the one in the wrong here! And I won’t sit here and be judged!” She then stormed off to her room and shut the door loudly. The rest of the family sat quietly at the table. Big Mac closed his eyes and shook his head.
Applejack looked over at Soarin. “Soarin, I must apologize for Granny Smith’s behavior. She’s very old fashioned and traditional, and tends to be stuck in her ways.”
Soarin smiled at Applejack. “That’s alright Applejack. Big Mac and I suspected that this might happen. Something like this is really unexpected, and can take some getting used to. We just need to give Granny Smith her space, and in time she’ll come around.”
“I hope you’re right sugarcube.”
As Applejack tucked in Applebloom that night, the young filly asked a question. “Applejack, what are a feather brain and a cheap magic user?”
Applejack’s eyes went wide. “Beg pardon?”
“Granny Smith said feather brain and cheap magic user at dinner. What are they?”
“Sugarcube, those are very negative terms used to describe Pegasus and Unicorns.”
“So why did Granny Smith say them?”
Applejack sighed. “Sometimes your Granny doesn’t know better. She’s very proud of her Earth pony heritage. Those are very hurtful and mean things to call another pony, and I never want you to say those words ever again. Understood?”
Applebloom nodded her head. “Good. now get some sleep. Tomorrow is a big day for the family.”
The next morning Big Mac and Soarin headed for the foal adoption center. Applejack and Applebloom, along with Twilight, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Scootaloo, Spike, and Sweetie Belle stayed home to prepare the welcoming party. Granny Smith stayed up in her room.
As they approached the entrance to the foal adoption center, Soarin turned to Big Mac. “Are you ready for this?”
“Eyup.” Big Mac said with a smile. The two held each other’s hooves and walked through the front door. They were greeted by one of the caretakers.
“Welcome! How may I help you?” She asked.
“My partner and I are here to adopt a foal.” Soarin said.
“That is so sweet. Have you thought what kind of foal you would like to adopt?”
“Eyup. We’re looking for colt. A Unicorn to be specific.” Said Big Mac.
“Alright, follow me.” The caretaker lead Big Mac and Soarin to the nursery. The room was full of foals who were asleep, feeding, and playing. “You came at a good time. A Unicorn foal was just brought in.”
“Where is he?” Soarin asked.
A loud scream came from the back of the room. “Right over there.” The caretaker pointed to a crib. Big Mac and Soarin walked over for a closer look. Inside the crib was a crying Unicorn foal with white hair and a yellow mane.
“Where am I? I don’t belong here!” The foalified Blueblood thought to himself. “Who are all these strangers? ”
Big Mac looked down at the crying foal. He started making silly faces. “What’s that big pony doing? Heh, it’s kind of funny. ” Blueblood stopped crying. He laughed at Big Mac and waved his little hooves.
The caretaker was impressed. “You certainly have a way with kids.”
“Eyup. I helped raise my two sisters growing up. Stopping a temper tantrum was daily occurrence.”
Soarin reached down and tickled the little foal’s tummy. “So what’s this little guys backstory?”
“I have no idea. We found him outside in a basket the other day. The only thing he had with him was a note that read PLEASE GIVE TO A CARING HOME.”
Big Mac and Soarin looked down at the little foal, who looked up at them and smiled. The two stallions looked into each other’s eyes, seemingly knowing the others thoughts. “We would love to adopt him.” Said Soarin.
“Great! Just come with me to the front desk to fill out the paperwork.” The caretaker lead Big Mac and Soarin to the front desk and gave them some papers. The two filled them out and gave them back. “Congratulations, the foal is yours.”
Big Mac and Soarin both picked up the foal. “Are you ready to meet your new home?” Big Mac asked. “We’re your new daddies. I’m daddy Mac, and this is daddy Soarin.”
“Two daddies? This is new. ” Blueblood thought.
Big Mac and Soarin arrived back home to be greeted by everypony. They all looked at the little foal that Soarin had in a foal stroller and let out a unanimous Aww.
“He’s simply adorable! Rarity proclaimed.
“Have you’ve decided on a name?” Applejack asked.
Big Mac and Soarin looked at each other, then the group. “Soarin and I have been talking, and we want to stay with the Apple family tradition. So, say hello to Apple Cider.”
“But I already have a name. Wait, what was it again? ” Apple Cider tried to say. But all that came out was “Aba ba giba baba.”
“I think he likes his name.” Said Applebloom.
The rest of the party went off without a hitch. Apple Cider crawled around, examining his new home. Spike approached Big Mac, Soarin, and Apple Cider holding a crystal music box.
“Guys, I want you to have this gift. It’s a music box that Celestia gave to Twilight to help me fall asleep when I was still a hatchling. I’m sure Apple Cider will love it just as much as I do.” Spike cranked up the the music box, which let out a sweet melody.
“But I’m not even ti- ” Apple Cider let out a big yawn, then fell asleep.
“It looks like our little guy just had his first big day.” Soarin carried Apple Cider up to the nursery and tucked him into his crib. Both Soarin and Big Mac then kissed him. “Sweet dreams little one. And welcome to your new home.” Soarin and Big Mac left the Nursery with the music box still playing. Apple Cider slept with a smile on his face.
Author's Note
From this point on, Blueblood will called Apple Cider.
Apple Cider stirred in his sleep. He woke up to find himself in a dark room. “Where am I? ” He thought to himself. Apple Cider crawled out from under the blanket, his eyes adjusting to the dark. “Now I remember. I was adopted by daddy Mac and daddy Soarin. ” Apple Cider was so lost in his thoughts that he didn’t notice where he was going and bumped into the bars of the crib. “Owie !” Apple Cider started crying.
Upon hearing the crying, both Big Mac and Soarin were instantly awoken from their slumber. They both shot up from their bed and rushed into the nursery. Soarin picked up Apple Cider and rocked him back and forth.
“Shh, it’s ok. Your daddies are here now.” Soarin said reassuringly. Apple Cider kept crying. Soarin then had an idea. “My mother did this with me when I got fussy, and it always cheered me up.” Soarin then blew a raspberry on Apple Cider’s tummy.
Apple Cider stopped crying and instantly began laughing. “Heheheheheheheheh!” He waved all of his hooves wildly through the air.
Soarin then heard a grumble from Apple Cider’s tummy. “Looks like somepony is hungry! Big Mac, will head downstairs and get a bottle of milk?”
“Eyup.” Big Mac went downstairs to the kitchen and retrieved a foal bottle full of milk from the fridge. He heated it up in a pot of boiling water, then tested it to make sure it wasn’t too hot. Big Mac went back upstairs and put the tip in Apple Cider’s mouth. Apple Cider chugged away at the milk.
“My, he certainly has the Apple family appetite.” Said Big Mac.
After drinking the entire bottle, Soarin patted Apple Cider on the back to burp him. Apple Cider let out a mighty belch.
“Bring it up again and we’ll vote on it!” Soarin said with a laugh.
Applejack entered the room. “Is everything alright in here?”
“Don’t worry sis.” Big Mac said. “Apple Cider was just upset and hungry.”
Seeing Big Mac and Soarin with Apple Cider put a smile on Applejack’s face. “Good to know that everything is O.K. Since I’m already up, I might as well start breakfast.”
Later that morning while the family was eating breakfast, Applebloom peek-a-boo with Apple Cider. “Where’s Apple Cider? Peek-a-boo!” Applebloom said as she uncovered her eyes. Apple Cider giggled and clapped his hooves at the silliness.
“Applebloom, don’t you want any breakfast?” Applejack asked.
“Naw, I’m too busy being an aunt/big sister. Can I just have an extra big lunch?”
“Well, O.K. But just this once.” After breakfast Applebloom headed out for school. Big Mac and Applejack went out to do their work around the farm, and Soarin stayed in to take care of Apple Cider.
Soarin bounced Apple Cider on his knee until he smelled something foul. “Looks like somepony made a stinky.” Apple Cider’s cheeks became red with embarrassment. Soarin took him up to the nursery to be changed. He laid Apple Cider on the changing table and removed the dirty diaper. Soarin then wiped and powdered Apple Cider’s bottom and put a fresh diaper on him. “There, nice and clean.” Soarin said as he tickled Apple Cider on the tummy.
Granny Smith looked into the nursery and sneered. “What do you think you’re doing?”
Soarin was startled by her sudden appearance. “Apple Cider needed a diaper change.”
Granny Smith narrowed her gaze. “Around here we work hard all day. I expect you to do the same.”
“I am working hard. I am taking care of my son.”
“That’s just your excuse for playing around.”
Soarin was beginning to lose his temper. He took a deep breath and relaxed. “I think I’ll take Apple Cider out for a stroll.”
“You do that.” Granny Smith gave soarin and Apple Cider a nasty look as they passed by. Apple Cider became frightened and buried his face in Soarin’s chest.
Soarin wrote a note informing Big Mac that he would be out with Apple Cider. He stuck the note to the fridge and placed Apple Cider in his stroller. As the the two took off, Apple Cider could not help but wonder “Why does Granny Smith not like me? ”
As Soarin strolled through town with Apple Cider, numerous ponies stopped and commented at how adorable the little foal was. Soarin went to Sugar Cube corner where he was greeted by the Cakes and Pinkie Pie.
“Well, hello there Soarin!” Cup Cake said with a big smile. “And who might this little bundle of joy be?”
“This is my son, Apple Cider.”
“He’s adorable!” Carrot Cake said. Apple Cider simply sucked on his hoof.
“He is my pride and joy.”
“So, what can we get you?” Carrot Cake asked.
“Do you still have those vanilla scones?”
“Sorry, but we just sold out. How about we bake you up some fresh ones, and while you’re waiting Apple Cider can play with Pumpkin and Pound.” Cup Cake suggested.
“That sounds like a wonderful idea.” Soarin lifted Apple Cider out of his stroller and placed him in the playpen with Pumpkin and Pound Cake.
Apple Cider looked over at the Cake siblings. Pumpkin smiled and waved. “Hewollow!”
Apple Cider was surprised. “Wu can twalk?”
Pound giggled. “We spweek fwoal. Gwown ups tant understwand us.”
“Wat’s ur name?” Pumpkin asked.
“Apple Cider. Bwut I keep gweeting the fweeling tat’s it’s something elwes.”
“Do wu want to pway wit us?” Pound asked.
Apple Cider had no idea what play was. But soon Pound started rolling a ball between himself, Apple Cider, and Pumpkin. Apple Cider liked this play thing. Soon he and the Cake siblings were all giggling and rolling around with each other.
Soarin stared happily at the three foals. “They are so cute together. And they’re even doing foal talk. I wonder what they’re chatting about?”
“Where are wu frwom?” Pumpkin asked Apple Cider.
“I live at Sweet Apple Acres with daddy Soarin and daddy Big Mac.”
Pound was confused. “Wu have two daddies? How dat work?”
“They bwring me home from a Pwlace where other foals are. Daddy Soarin and daddy Big Mac are very nice.”
“It sound wike fun at ur houwse.” Pumpkin said.
“Not weary. My Gwanny Smith no like me. I don’t know why.”
Cup Cake informed Soarin that his scones were ready. A moment later Big Mac walked into Sugarcube Corner. “I got your note Soarin. I thought the three of us could have lunch in the park.”
“Great idea Big Mac.” Soarin and Big Mac then kissed. When they did, Cup Cake and Carrot stood there in shock.
Big Mac looked at the Cakes. “Is something wrong?”
Cup Cake pulled the box of scones away from Soarin. “I’m sorry, but we cannot serve you.”
“What? But why?” Soarin asked.
“You never told us you were...homosexuals.” Cup Cake said with shudder. “And we do not support or approve of your lifestyle.”
“But we’re paying customers.” Big Mac said.
“And this is private property, which means we have the right to deny service.” Carrot Cake replied. “Now please leave.”
Soarin picked up Apple Cider from the playpen. Apple Cider wanted to keep playing, and reached out for his new friends. He was strapped into his stroller and Big Mac and Soarin left.
As the three rounded the corner, they heard somepony calling to them. They looked and saw Pinkie Pie peeking out from the back door of Sugarcube Corner.
“You guys, I’m really really sorry about Mr. and Mrs. Cake.” Pinkie said. “They have a very traditional view of marriage and are not fans of change.”
“That’s alright Pinkie.” Said Big Mac. “You can’t force somepony to change.”
Soarin let out a sigh. “It’s too bad. Apple Cider really liked playing with Pumpkin and Pound.”
Pinkie thought for a second. “Well, perhaps they still can! The Cakes always ask me to foalsit. How about I bring them over to Sweet Apple Acres to play with Apple Cider? The Mr. and Mrs. Cake won’t even know about it.”
Apple Cider smiled and clapped his hooves. “It looks like our little guy is on board.” Soarin said.
“Great! Oh, and one more thing.” Pinkie gave Soarin his box of scones. “On the the house.”
“Thanks Pinkie. You’re a true friend.” Big Mac then walked off with Soarin and Apple Cider towards the park.
Across town at the market, Granny Smith was selling apples. Business was slow, until a certain customer appeared.
“Hello Spoiled Rich, how’s the family?” Granny Smith asked.
Spoiled lifted her nose into the air. “Not that it’s any of your business, but my home life has gone down the tubes. First, my ungrateful daughter makes a mockery out of me in public, even after all I have done for her. And now my good for nothing husband is filing for a divorce. He says he will no longer be pushed around and he thinks he will be a better influence for Diamond. The nerve of that stallion! He is nothing without me!”
Granny Smith nodded her head in agreement. “It’s a shame when ponies don’t respect family values. I know exactly how you feel. My grandson just came out as a queer, married a Pegasus, and adopted a Unicorn!”
“Yes, I had heard about that. It disgust me. Two stallions should not be allowed get married, much less raise foals. I swear Equestria is going to Tartarus in hoof basket.”
“Yer preachin’ to the choir Spoiled. If only things could go back to the good old days.”
This gave Spoiled an idea. “Perhaps we can. As head of the school board, I have a lot contacts at Town hall, and many of them share our sentiments. With the right amount politicking, we can make Ponyville, and all of Equestria, pure and wholesome once again!”
Granny Smith Smiled. “Spoiled, I like the way you think.”
Author's Note
After seeing Mrs. Cake react so negatively to Starlight Glimmer using magic in No Second Prances, it just natural to have her being apposed to something like same-sex marriage. As for Spoiled, that was a no brainer.
