The All Powerful Lime! ||A rivalry begins?||

Applejack and Rarity managed to make it to ‘my' party. Twilight told me that they were bringing the ‘presents’ and that they were late because they were trying to calm down someone missing his wedding ring.

Eventually, everyone and I mean EVERYONE in ponyville showed up. DJ Pon-3 got ahold of the music. And somehow this normal party became a block party. I’ve never been to a party, much less a BLOCK party! This is too much.

I sat on the stairs of the Golden Oaks Library, watching things escalate before me with a twitchy eye and a trembling lip. Twilight gazed at me from across the room, was she planning on staring at my the entire night?

Twilight sat there watching Pinkie try not squirm, which was weird because Pinkie love’s parties. There's this nagging feeling in her gut that something was off but she just can't put her hoof on it. It’s probably nothing, but she can’t seem to shake this feeling that Pinkie has something to do with it.

I’m going to find out what is wrong, even if I have to sit here all night! Twilight vowed.

Speaking of Twilight, how am I gonna tell her that I’m not Pinkie Pie and I need to get home? Wait a moment, what if she see’s me as a threat?! I shuttered, how far will Twilight go to get her friend back? What if she trys to k-kill me?! I shook my head, no she wouldn't do that.

Would she?

I let out a shaky breath and took a long sip of punch.

“Hey guys, I think somepony spiked the punch!” My eyes widened in horror and I spat it out. Staring at my cub, I gulped nervously.

I need to get out of here, this is a breeding ground for rape attempts!

I observed my surroundings until I saw a hallway on the far right and bolted for it. As I ran down the hall I opened and shut doors searching some something, anything, that can help me. Finally I opened a door that could help me. A bathroom.

“What the hell?!” Unfortunately someone was already in there. I felt my face heat up and quickly shielded my eyes.

“Oh God, I’m so sorry!” I apologized and started backing up.

“If you're so damn sorry then SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR!” I sqeaked and did as told. I sat down and nervously waited outside until the pony came out.

The pony was a tall unicorn mare a little older then me with a green, yellow, and white mane. Her eyes were amber and her coat was light brown. And finally, her cutie mark was of a lime with some stars.

“Next time don’t be such an idiot.” She hissed. I could feel anger boiling up inside me and I scrambled to my hooves, glaring in her eyes.

“Who you callin’ a idiot?” I growled.

“You.”

“I ain't no idiot, in fact I’m far from one. Next time, lock the damn door,” I snapped.

“Maybe we won't,” She smirked “What are you going to do about it?”

I rubbed my temples and walked into the bathroom. “Just get lost” I mumbled and shut the door. And unlike her, I locked it.

“The All Powerful Lime listens to nopony!” My eye twitched. Dear God, please tell me she's not related to who I think she's related to.

Lime started banging on the door “Open the door this minute, Lime commands you!” Oh Lord, give me strength.

Eventually things became so quiet I relaxed and leaned against the sink. I looked over, there's a toilet and against the wall is a bath. I let a small smile brushed across my face. Twilight wouldn't mind if I use her bath, right?

I walked over and climbed in. I examined the bath, it seems to work like the ones back on earth. Looking up I noticed that there’s a shower head. I started up the water and adjusted it to my liking, very hot. I turned on the shower.

I just stood there in bliss, feeling the warm water flow across my body. And let me tell ya, wet fur doesn't feel very comfortable. I snickered.

Flop

I glared through strands of dark pink hair. Damnit, I forget about the cotton candy in my mane. I can’t use the other bag, I wanna eat it! Well, I guess I will have to take more from that stallion. I reached outside the certain and grabbed a bottle of shampoo. I popped it open and squeezed soap on my mane and tail then scrubbed it in. Once I was done with my hair I moved onto my body. Remembering that I’m covered with fur I quickly got confused.

Do I use the shampoo or the body wash? Forget it I’ll worry about it latter. I shut of the water and got out.

I shook my body like a dog and scanned around me, trying to find a towel. Much to my dismay, there wasn't one. I opened the drawers under the sink.

Toothpaste for dragons. Horn file. Bandages. Condoms, what the hell? I shut the drawer and backed away slowly.

I guess I’m going out wet. I gulped, and with a flat mane. Well, I’m wet so I won't get too many looks, right? I mean, when Pinkie's wet her mane looks straight. Turning away from the sink, I opened to door.

“Ouch!”

I jumped back in surprise, I peered around the door to find Lime on the ground holding her nose. My eyes narrowed “Didn't I tell you to get lost?”

Lime let go of her nose and jumped to her feet.

“The All Powerful Lime was impressed with your bravery-” Me, brave? Yeah right. “-nopony has ever stood up to Lime before.”

“Lime is just a wandering mare looking for a home, and we think we found it!” Oh HELL no, I’m not sure how much of this girl I can take!

How do I get her to leave… aha!

“Then where are you going to live? All the houses are far unworthy of your talent. A traveling mare such as yourself needs the best of the best right?”

Lime puffed out her chest with pride “But of course!” Good, now leave and never come back.

Instead, she put her arm over my shoulder and smirked “How much does it cost to rent a room at Sugarcube Corner?”

Dear God, what have I done?