My name is Curtis. My story is long and complicated so get comfortable. I used to work as a mercenary in the Middle East. One day, shit hits the fan and I end up sitting on death row for "war crimes." Then, these people who call themselves the SCP Foundation offer me a second chance at freedom so how could I say no? A short time later and I wake up in a land called Equestria with a lot of questions and no answers. My only hope is that I can get back to Earth because a man like me doesn't belong in a place like this.

This story is a cross over with SCP Containment Breach. Rated mature for language, violence, and suggestive themes. Tags subject to change.