Welp You Ignored the Warning.
-Books are Confusing-
It was going so well, whatever I was doing. I thought, staring at the strange symbols in the book, scrunching up my face in an attempt to focus on them.
"It's upside down," Tirek told me, his head that of Discord's; while also being very tiny.
"Oh, I'll just turn it like this," I say turning the book sideways.
"No. Turn it again," Tirek said making motions with his hands.
Pinkie appeared through a portal with multiple treats while being chased by an angry creature that shouted curses after her. They ran off down the road that was in the middle of Twilights house.
"Like this?" I asked turning the book back to its original position that I had it in at the beginning of this story. Twilight you broke the fourth wall.
"Whats the fourth wall?" I asked to the voice. It's well... you know what I'm not here, ignore me.
"Okay, mister!" I said still trying to figure out the book with a fuming Tirek next to her on the table. Tirek stomped the ground in frustration, startling a tiny, headless Discord out of sleep.
"No! You turned it the wrong way! The other way!" Tirek said making hand motions; quickly tired of her antics.
"But... you said this way right?" I said while turning the book the other sideways.
"I think she's got it right," Discord somehow said while floating next to Twilight.
"See! I got it right you're wrong!" I said with a smug grin, going back to my reading.
"Discord! It's not right, can't you see that?" Tirek asked his anger reaching a boiling point.
"No, I can't, seriously!" Discord said while pointing at his head stump laughing, somehow. Tirek, if possible, turned even redder in his coming wrath. A tiny mushroom explosion the color of a rainbow appeared on the desk. Making me and Discord bask in its wonder with our eyes and mouths wide open.
-Cookies-
"Pinkie!" the voice of the creature (known as a human) rolled over the hills "Where! Are! My! Cookies! I need them or the symptoms will start again!" the human shouted.
"I don't know what you're talking about," Pinkie said, nonchalantly munching on one of the said cookies.
"Are you sure about that?" the human started calmly.
"Yes pretty sure!" Pinkie said taking out yet again another cookie and biting into it.
"Really because I just saw you eat two! Right in front of me!" I yelled sadly; the prospect of losing two fewer cookies being almost unbearable.
"Oh, I guess I did," Pinkie said noticing for the first time that she was eating a cookie "Here I'll give them back," she said while grabbing the box and putting it within arms reach. So close. I thought my hands almost grasping the case. Only for it to be cruelly away by Pinkie Pie.
"If you can catch me!" she said while running off. Gritting my teeth in determination I ran after her as fast as my body allowed.
"Come back with them!" I shouted after Pinkie keeping a good distance from the mare but not getting closer.
"If you can't catch me you won't get them back! Slowpoke!" she said with a laugh, which only made me increase my speed. My chase brought me to the edge of the Everfree, Pinke knowing this turned toward Fluttershy's house going around the long way while I decided to take a little short cut through Fluttershy's picnic.
"Sorry, Fluttershy gotta get my cookie rush!" I shouted as I passed by. But Pinkie being who she is, beat me to it and was already off to Ponyville again. I followed her not ready to give my cookies away. She finally stopped at Ponyville park on the bridge.
"Stop!" Pinkie shouted dangling the cookie holder over the river threateningly with a smile on her face.
"You wouldn't," I said in horror watching as the cookies dangled mere two feet above being uneatable.
"I would," Pinkie said with a smile, almost dropping it to prove her point making me rush forward a couple feet in reaction.
"W-we can talk this out right?" I said nervously now that the fate of the cookies was solely up to Pinkie Pie "Were friends," I said inching closer. Pinkie lowered the cookies to a safe area making me sigh in relief.
"Pinkie, I knew you would do that!" I said with a laugh now that the crisis was over.
"I know were friends, which is why..." Pinkie didn't need to speak for what happened, she did the unspeakable, she threw the cookies over the bridge and into the river below.
"No! You monster!" I shouted jumping after the cookies even though it was too late, landing in the river getting completely soaked from head to two. After a minute of struggling, I got out of the river and laid on the bank grieving for my loss.
"Which is why I'm getting you off this cookie addiction," Pinkie said with a friendly smile.
"I'll buy more!" I said remembering with relief that I could.
"No, you can't silly!" Pinkie said with a laugh "Nopony in all of, Equestria is going to sell you any treats!"
"I'll just go home then!" I said starting back toward Twilights house.
"Did I tell you the portals gone?" Pinkie said resulting in me halting in my tracks.
"H-how long without cookies?" I asked dreading the answer.
"Until you stop craving them, so a year or more," Pinkie said matter of factly.
"A-a year?" I said starting to shake in horror.
The whole town of Ponyville heard the howls of the mournful human as he lost something dear to his heart also, they became annoyed by this quickly.
Author's Note
I wrote this awhile ago, and took it down because I didn't like it, but here it is! For better or worse. I'll edit it later, but for now, enjoy. Leave your thoughts in a comment below. 
