Tales of Ivan

“ugh my head what’s going on?” I thought to myself as I looked around. “First I was in a cocoon now im on a lab table what the fuck is going on?”

“Good you’re up I was hoping that shock didn’t kill you.”

“Who are you and what the fuck is going on?” I asked.

“Dear Human I thought you were smarter than that who do you think I am?”

“Ugh the queen?”

“Correct Human.”

“So Your Majesty what the fuck is going on?” I asked a little annoyed

“Oh no need to be formal you can call me Chrysalis.”

“Ok Chrysalis what the fuck is going on.”

“You see Hum-”

“You do know I have a name and this table is fucking uncomfortable right.”

“Oh yes I know that table is uncomfortable and I could care less about your name Humane.”

“Ok fine be a bitch.”

“Know where was I oh yes, You see Humane my Species ,known as Changelings, feed off of love.”

“We tried to live amongst others so that we could feed off of them to survive but because of our appearance they treated us like animals and ran us off.”

“Faced with near extinction our great queen ,my mother, ordered our greatest mages to research a way to change our appearance.”

“As you can see it was a success.” Chrysalis said as she changed forms from herself to a normal looking pony then back to herself.

“But there were consequences, When the mages came to my mother with the spell to change our appearance they weren't entirely sure how to actually use the spell.”

“My mother hearing this was outraged at the mages coming to her of a spell and not knowing how to use it.”

“Booooring.” I said

“Listen queen I could care less about the story just get to the part about what you need me to do,” I said.

She glared at me “Fine what I want you to do is infiltrate the kingdom of cantorlot and sabotage it from the inside.”

“You should be able to do that with your changing spell so why don't you do that?” I asked.

“We tried but unfortunately we were stopped by the very thing we feed on,” Chrysalis said.

“So why do you think I’ll do any better?” I asked.

“Because you have no choice but to succeed,” as Chrysalis said that I felt different.

“AAHHHH!” I screamed in pain.

“What the fuck was that!” I screamed at her.

“Insurance so that you don't tell anypony what you’re doing,” Chrysalis said.

“What did you do to me?” I asked

“I merely put a spell on your heart to feed off it and to stop it if you betray me.” Chrysalis said calmly.

“Know I will let the guards take you and tell you what you need to do.”

My vision started to fade from me till nothing was left.

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*Crack* “Ow what the fuck was that for?” I asked.

I looked around I was in a circular area probably a carriage we were bouncing every few feet. There were two guards looking at me One was big with holes in his legs and the tip of his horn was missing. The other one was smaller thinner his horn had a circle straight in the middle of his horn.

“We had to wake you up,” the thinner changeling guard said.

“So you decided the best action was to hit me in the face to wake me up?”

“Yea anyway we need to brief you on your mission so shut up and listen,” He ordered.

“Hold on what are your name?” I asked.

“Why does it matter?” the big one asked.

“So I know who the first two Im looking for when this is done,” I said

“Oh cocky well my name is Deceit,” Said the thinner one.

“My name is Lies,” the big one said.

“Real original douchebags,” I said

*Crack*

“Know then we need to brief you on what to do,” said Deceit.

“We are going to drop you off on the outskirts of ponyville from there you will walk to ponyville and look for one Twilight Sparkle you are to make friends with her and her five other friends Understood?” The guard asked me.

“Sir yes sir,” I said mockingly

“Don't like your tone boy but whatever.” Lies said agitated.

“Wait what about my clothes,” as I said that I look at my clothes

“Those fuckers dressed me differently,” I thought to myself. I was now in a undershirt, black T-Shirt, and shorts.

“Son we took care of that you are in a special kind of fabric that reads your mind and changes to what ever you think of,” Lies said.

“Really?” I asked

“Try it and find out.”Deceit said

I concentrated as hard as I could on the outfit I wanted. I opened my eyes Nothing happend

“What the fuck nothing happened,” I said

“No shit nothing happened dumbass,” Lies said.

“We may have magic but not that much magic,” Deceit said.

“We're here get out,” Lies said

The carriage stopped I was forced out. I fell face first.

“Thanks assholes,” I said

“No problem,” Lies said

as I got up the carriage was already gone “well fuck which way do I go”

“Also how do I do this with revealing I know about them that will probably be the hardest part, Fuck me this will be hard.”

as I stood there wondering where to go and how I was going to do this I heard a scream.

“Well I better go see what that is,” I said

I started running in the direction of the noise when I got there I saw a White unicorn with a purple mane.

“What's going on why did you scream?” I asked worried

“This is the worst possible thing ever,” She said.

“Well what wrong?” I asked starting to get annoyed.

“I got dirt in my coat,” She said.

“Are you Fucking kidding me!” I yelled

“Darli-” She stopped mid sentence

“What do I have something on my face?” I asked.

“What are you and what are you wearing,” She asked

“Oh fuck me, hold on what's your name?” I asked

“Its Rarity darling,” Rarity said

“Fuck thats what I thought,” I said under my breath.

“What was that darling I didn't catch that last part,” Rarity said

“Oh ugh nothing it was nothing,” I said.

“Rarity what's going on we heard screaming,” Said a violet unicorn

“Well this might be easier than I thought.”