Tales of Ivan

by Recon3li3t

Rating: teen
Tags: Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Original Character, Queen Chrysalis, Adventure
Length: 2345

Follow Ivan on his adventure in equstria

**Note this is my first ever writing anything and I need all the criticism thanks.

Published 2012-06-18 13:54:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-27 00:06:43 UTC

The story begins Intro

*Bump Bump Bump* “What is going on now,” I wondered as I slowly got out of bed. ”Better go see what all the noise is about,” I thought as I walked past my Brony shirt. Its been about five months since I became a brony. I got to the door and opened it “Hey Mom what’s all the noise about?” I looked down the hall to see that the living room was a mess. “Mom what happened in here?” “Oh Ivan you're up ‘bout time to,” My mom said exhausted.

This is probably a good time to tell you about my family. Well we live in Texas in the really backwoods area. My mother is a sweet person who jokes around a lot.My father is not in the picture he and my mother split before I was born I see him every so often. I also have a brother who wreaks havoc and chaos everywhere. When I was young my mother was forced to move often due to her job so I was never really ever make friends, and if I did we weren't friends for long. After a while my mom meet a guy and married and settled down.
“Why what’s up?” I asked her.

“Well your brother is out of control as of all ways. Do you think you could help out and clean up the living room?” She asked.

“Ehh sorry mom I kinda was going to go to the lake with some friends today,by the way what time is it?” I asked.

She looked at clock and said “About 1:30 in the afternoon Why?”

“Well I need to meet my friends at about two so could I borrow the car?” I asked.

“Yea its fine just make sure you get back at around Ten ok?”

“Yes ma’am,” I replied.

I went back to my room to get dressed. I put on some black swimming trunks, a wife beater undershirt, and my trusty brony shirt.

I went and got the keys to the Jeep and turned it on. I started to pull out when I thought of something I can’t go to the beach without my Ipod.

I quickly ran to my room and got my Ipod and went back to the Jeep. “Now I better get going or i'm going to be late.” I plugged in my Ipod and started listening to Pony Swag by Swagberg.

I finally got to the Beach were a couple of friends where they were playing some volleyball I walked up to them

“Hey guys whats up?” I said

“Not much bout time you showed up though,” That’s my friend Cody kinda a douche at times but cool

“Why what’s goin on?” I asked

“Well there’s this Haunted house we wanted to go to.” Cody said

“Well then you guys have fun with that I’ll be staying here at the beach.”

“Come on man don’t be such a pussy.”

“Dude chill out with the language aight.”

“So you’ll go?”

“Yea.”

“Then let's get going.”

So we all walked to the “Haunted House” it took us about 30 minutes to get there

“Dude this house better be worth it.”

“Man it is people say that they feel like they're being pulled and they hear noises like people screaming.”

“All right if you say so.”

We kept on walking I then say this kid that looked about five.

“Mister wake up.”

“What are you talking about?”

“This isn’t real wake up.”

I stopped “Kid listen you're freaking me out.”

I turned to look at him but he wasn’t there instead there was rock with a symbol on the front of it. It looked like an H with a exclamation point in the middle “weird the fuck is going on? What ever is going on I better take this rock with me.”

I noticed the others kept going “Hey guys wait up!” but then they suddenly stopped.

“Ugh.. guys why did you stop?”

“Dude are you blind look in front of you.”

I looked there was a giant house like the one from casper or that Eddie Murphy movie with the haunted mansion

“Dude where did you find out about this house?” I asked Cody

“Craigslist,” He said.

“I don’t think that’s how it works but okay.”

“Well are we gonna stand here all day or what?”

Everybody started to go but that kid was still messing with my head. I started up the hill out of the corner of my eye I could've sworn that kid was there oh well. We all got to the front door.

“Well who’s going in first?” Cody asked

Everybody just stood around not saying anything.

“I guess I will,” I said.

I walked up to the door I hesitantly went for the doorknob as soon as I was about to open it the doors swung open an invisible force dragged me in.

“AHHH,” I screamed will flailing my arms around trying to grab hold of anything solid; it was too late I was already too far in the house. The invisible force picked me up into the air That’s when I noticed the rock was gone from my pocket.

“MISTER WAKE UP!!!” I heard I looked around for where the voice came from but saw nothing.

The invisible force dropped me to the floor I landed with a sickening thud “If I wasn’t about to die that thud would of sounded pretty cool.” I got up slowly looking around “Is it toying with me?” I need to get out of here fast I looked around “Okay there are books, bookshelves, a piano, and a fireplace must be a study. Hey look there’s that rock but how did it get in here?”

“Mister please hurry and wake up.”

“Who said that show yourself.” I said
The rock began to glow then something was projecting itself out of it it was that kid again.

“Kid you have to tell me what’s going on here.”

“When you wake up all will be explained.”

He then vanished back into the rock “That was weird.”

I looked around again “Did that wall just flicker?” I got closer to examine it I pushed my hand through it. “AHH.” I screamed “Jesus I’m a wuss.” I slowly walked through the wall. I was in a new room it looked like a laboratory “What is going on in this house?” I walked up to this tube looking machine it there was a label it read “The Awakener” “This is probably what that kid was talking about. Well I have got nothing else to lose let’s do this.” I stepped into the tube

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It was dark for what seemed like ages but was probably five minutes in reality. Then I was hit with bright lights “What the hell is going on?” then I stopped I looked around “I appear to be in a cocoon in what looks like alien horses

“Tell the queen Its awaken from suspension.” The what im guessing commander said

“Hey what’s going and why can’t I move?” I asked

“Silence thing you will not talk till the queen gets here.” The commander said

“Yes sir Commander sir.” I said with a smartass tone

“Your lucky the Queen wants to talk to you or else I wou-”

“Would what Kill me transform me go ahead I could care less.” I said

I then felt a strong pain all over my body “AHHHH.” then I passed out from pain

The Plan

“ugh my head what’s going on?” I thought to myself as I looked around. “First I was in a cocoon now im on a lab table what the fuck is going on?”

“Good you’re up I was hoping that shock didn’t kill you.”

“Who are you and what the fuck is going on?” I asked.

“Dear Human I thought you were smarter than that who do you think I am?”

“Ugh the queen?”

“Correct Human.”

“So Your Majesty what the fuck is going on?” I asked a little annoyed

“Oh no need to be formal you can call me Chrysalis.”

“Ok Chrysalis what the fuck is going on.”

“You see Hum-”

“You do know I have a name and this table is fucking uncomfortable right.”

“Oh yes I know that table is uncomfortable and I could care less about your name Humane.”

“Ok fine be a bitch.”

“Know where was I oh yes, You see Humane my Species ,known as Changelings, feed off of love.”

“We tried to live amongst others so that we could feed off of them to survive but because of our appearance they treated us like animals and ran us off.”

“Faced with near extinction our great queen ,my mother, ordered our greatest mages to research a way to change our appearance.”

“As you can see it was a success.” Chrysalis said as she changed forms from herself to a normal looking pony then back to herself.

“But there were consequences, When the mages came to my mother with the spell to change our appearance they weren't entirely sure how to actually use the spell.”

“My mother hearing this was outraged at the mages coming to her of a spell and not knowing how to use it.”

“Booooring.” I said

“Listen queen I could care less about the story just get to the part about what you need me to do,” I said.

She glared at me “Fine what I want you to do is infiltrate the kingdom of cantorlot and sabotage it from the inside.”

“You should be able to do that with your changing spell so why don't you do that?” I asked.

“We tried but unfortunately we were stopped by the very thing we feed on,” Chrysalis said.

“So why do you think I’ll do any better?” I asked.

“Because you have no choice but to succeed,” as Chrysalis said that I felt different.

“AAHHHH!” I screamed in pain.

“What the fuck was that!” I screamed at her.

“Insurance so that you don't tell anypony what you’re doing,” Chrysalis said.

“What did you do to me?” I asked

“I merely put a spell on your heart to feed off it and to stop it if you betray me.” Chrysalis said calmly.

“Know I will let the guards take you and tell you what you need to do.”

My vision started to fade from me till nothing was left.

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*Crack* “Ow what the fuck was that for?” I asked.

I looked around I was in a circular area probably a carriage we were bouncing every few feet. There were two guards looking at me One was big with holes in his legs and the tip of his horn was missing. The other one was smaller thinner his horn had a circle straight in the middle of his horn.

“We had to wake you up,” the thinner changeling guard said.

“So you decided the best action was to hit me in the face to wake me up?”

“Yea anyway we need to brief you on your mission so shut up and listen,” He ordered.

“Hold on what are your name?” I asked.

“Why does it matter?” the big one asked.

“So I know who the first two Im looking for when this is done,” I said

“Oh cocky well my name is Deceit,” Said the thinner one.

“My name is Lies,” the big one said.

“Real original douchebags,” I said

*Crack*

“Know then we need to brief you on what to do,” said Deceit.

“We are going to drop you off on the outskirts of ponyville from there you will walk to ponyville and look for one Twilight Sparkle you are to make friends with her and her five other friends Understood?” The guard asked me.

“Sir yes sir,” I said mockingly

“Don't like your tone boy but whatever.” Lies said agitated.

“Wait what about my clothes,” as I said that I look at my clothes

“Those fuckers dressed me differently,” I thought to myself. I was now in a undershirt, black T-Shirt, and shorts.

“Son we took care of that you are in a special kind of fabric that reads your mind and changes to what ever you think of,” Lies said.

“Really?” I asked

“Try it and find out.”Deceit said

I concentrated as hard as I could on the outfit I wanted. I opened my eyes Nothing happend

“What the fuck nothing happened,” I said

“No shit nothing happened dumbass,” Lies said.

“We may have magic but not that much magic,” Deceit said.

“We're here get out,” Lies said

The carriage stopped I was forced out. I fell face first.

“Thanks assholes,” I said

“No problem,” Lies said

as I got up the carriage was already gone “well fuck which way do I go”

“Also how do I do this with revealing I know about them that will probably be the hardest part, Fuck me this will be hard.”

as I stood there wondering where to go and how I was going to do this I heard a scream.

“Well I better go see what that is,” I said

I started running in the direction of the noise when I got there I saw a White unicorn with a purple mane.

“What's going on why did you scream?” I asked worried

“This is the worst possible thing ever,” She said.

“Well what wrong?” I asked starting to get annoyed.

“I got dirt in my coat,” She said.

“Are you Fucking kidding me!” I yelled

“Darli-” She stopped mid sentence

“What do I have something on my face?” I asked.

“What are you and what are you wearing,” She asked

“Oh fuck me, hold on what's your name?” I asked

“Its Rarity darling,” Rarity said

“Fuck thats what I thought,” I said under my breath.

“What was that darling I didn't catch that last part,” Rarity said

“Oh ugh nothing it was nothing,” I said.

“Rarity what's going on we heard screaming,” Said a violet unicorn

“Well this might be easier than I thought.”