
Relax, I'm a Professional
When Trixie's dangerous opening act comes under fire from an inquisitive journalist, it's up to an expert in manticores to set the record straight.
Trixie's Pilgrimage of Penitence (working title) wasn't supposed to be perfect. In many respects, the entire point of the tour had been to exhibit how the former showboat had changed for the better, even if that meant deliberately performing sub-par lest she be accused of boastfulness. Trixie had planned for almost everything to go wrong.
One thing she hadn't counted on was a dangerous lapse into depression, leading her to perform the Moonshot Manticore Mouth-Dive as the opening act without any safety measures. And while everything turned out more or less fine, the local newspapers are going to have a field day with this story.
Unless, of course, a credible source can swoop in and convince them she wasn't in any danger.





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