Escort Service

by SunnyDontLook

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Sex, Random, Slice of Life, Crossover, Alternate Universe, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 3003

Sometimes, you hire somebody for one kind of service... And get something throughly different. Lewd Hijinks ensue.

Two Ponies in the midst of a long journey through the wastes stop in a little town. Permittivity has a little plan to keep them safer, what he doesn't realize is what other services their escort provides...

What will his mare-friend think? She doesn't even like mares. Right?

Featuring characters from my other story, FoE: Transient, and a friends character: Riverbed Ransom.

This is non-canonical pure clop: So enjoy!

[M/F/F, Orientation play, A little squirting, Jealous horses.]
Written, by me, and Beegee!

Published 2017-06-24 18:30:05 UTC
Last updated 2017-06-24 18:30:05 UTC

Glad these aren't our sheets...

I usually read the fine print…

“Where’ve you been?”, I asked my posh-speaking compatriot as he entered our rented motel room. I almost closed the door in the face of some armored mare who seemed to want to follow him in.

“Open your eyes, guy!”, she hissed, as she planted a hoof against the door. But I had my shoulder against the other side for now.

“Mhm”, I nodded at her, before turning to face Perm, “Who’s this?”

“I hired some extra help while I was out on our errands. Just, let her in, Icepick.”

“Seriously, she smells like she’s been sleeping in a fucking whiskey barrel,” I shot him a look of disgust. We didn’t need any fuckin’ winos.

“I’m right here, and what do you have against me blondie? I’m just a working mare.” The random mare said to me. If I wasn’t mistaken she had a blond mane too. Dirty blonde, but blonde.

“So, you want to drag along this mare? What’s she good at?” I asked the smug stallion.

“She’s had several successful escort contracts. Moving goods and VIPs. Also some courier work. And she’s kitted out well enough for this job, no need to hand her any spare weapons. Also you may have noticed I hired her an evening earlier. She has pay rates for ‘other’ kinds of escort service as well!” He chuckled and nodded at her.
“Isn’t that right, miss?”
“It sure is. And I wouldn’t mind a fresh start with your friend here, either. Gotta stick together on the job, so why not try and get a little buddy-buddy off the clock too?”
“Oh, that kind of escort service.” I said outloud. She was wearing some nice leather. This mare was kinda cute, and I’m not normally into mares. But, then again, Perm had fucked me and that cute doctor stallion a few nights before…

I could do this.

Her.

“See, I knew she’d be up for someone else to travel with.” Perm said to her before giving her rump a smack.
“I didn’t know that you liked to smack mares, guy. You wanna get me out of this barding first hornhead?” The escort said with a purr.
I chuckled with nervousness. Was he drunk? He never did anything like this to me? I walked over to him and locked my lips on his, while putting a foreleg around his neck, putting my weight on him. I heard the door close. Good, at least she was bright enough to know when a little privacy was needed. When we broke the kiss, she still was standing there; that same eager, dopey look on her muzzle.

“C’mon hornhead, I love the feeling of getting helped out of my barding with magic! Gimme a hoof here. Or horn, rather!”, she added with a giggle.

And sure enough, Permy lit up his horn, quietly smiling at her, unbuckling her belt and loosening up some of the other straps. She practically slid out of her armor. Her cutie mark, unsurprisingly, was an empty bottle of hooch. And just then, I noticed she was winking at me.

“Like what you see, sistah?”
“Of course, Perm only likes blondes and redheads I guess.” I said to her before she grabbed Perm by the neck, then she pushed her muzzle into his neck and clamped down on his fur. He yelped, before looking at her with a grin. Then she bit him harder, and he yelped harder. Well, he was committed… I moved behind the mare to look at her behind. Nice and bouncy, I grabbed her tail with a forehoof and lifted it to the side. As I did she noticed and lifted it for me. This mare had a nice pair of lips, and a big puffy clit that was already winking at me.
“Okay, she’s got a pretty nice pair. Mine are better, and my butt is bigger.” I said before slipping a hoof under her teats and rubbing both of them in turn. She moaned around his throat, just as he pulled her mouth away with his magic. He lowered his head to match hers and dove in for a deep kiss. I could hear the sloppy sounds of it from back there. With that, the mare started shaking her rump and whipping her tail back and forth above her.
I swished my tongue around my mouth quickly before giving her inner thigh a nice lingering lick. She turned her head to face me.

“Setting a nice quick pace there! Good!”, she cooed, with a bit of a shiver. No stranger to this kind of fun either. Time to see where we could take this new, “professional” relationship.
I then gave her thigh a little nip. Now that got a reaction from her, gasping and raising her tail a bit.
“Now, bottle butt, how about we this is to the bed.” I said to her as Perm let her go, he was in full frisky mode. He kept his pace slow as his cock hung down under his barrel. The stallion’s tail was splayed and moving back and forth like an erotic pendulum, both of us starred and followed him. I pulled up to her position as she stood at the edge of the bed, her tongue poking out slightly, her muzzle leaking nearly as much as her rear.
Then she bumped her rump against mine before turning her head and whispering in my ear.

“We’re gonna eat him alive.”

By now he had splayed his hinds out as he laid on his back, his head propped up by two pillows, he made a couple strokes on his shaft. My eyes were drawn to the first drop of pre that his wide tip let out.

“Race you,” I said to her before knocking my rear into her, hoping to throw her off balance. I jumped up onto the bed, and threw myself onto my hooves just in time to grab his shaft with a hoof and lick the clear bead off of his throbbing chocolate colored cock.

A little nip at my nethers told me she wasn’t one to sit and pout over things. “You’ve sure got some nice plumbing back here”. At that, she mounted my back, stroking my flanks. “Love these hips and flanks, you weren’t just flattering yourself, I see!”, she purred, stroking my sides, trailing her right hoof back and down my flank, giving it an approving firm smack. She then got back off me and licked my slit from top to bottom. I started stroking Perm’s cock and just started getting his head in my mouth when the sensation hit me, I moaned around him. He did too, and put his hooves around the back of my head.

This wasn’t gay!

I had a stallion cock in my mouth, I said as I felt her tongue start peeling back the layers of my pussy, sticking her tongue deep inside my cunt. And she sure got working on my mare parts as I began to rub my tongue against his shaft. She seemed to enthusiastically dive in there with her tongue, working me up, winding me up, almost distracting me from my toy right here. I started taking it deeper down my throat, holding my breath. I picked up my pace as Riverbed started getting me close. I was getting there, getting closer-

Then just like that, she stopped and hopped up, giving my flank a little smack.
“That’s for the rude introduction, big girl!”
I coughed, and almost spat out Perm’s dick just to give her a piece of my mind. But I kept working on him, at least he’d get to cum in this round. After a few seconds he pushed his hooves down on my head and closed his eyes, with a moan he fired down my throat as I tried to breath with a cock blocking my airway.
After a second I knocked his hooves away from my head and pulled myself up, cum leaking from the sides of my muzzle. I felt the bed move under me and I looked to my left, she walked up the bed before leaning down and licking the last spurts of cum off of his cock.
“Guy, that’s pretty tasty,” Riverbed said before pulling herself over him and letting her crotch fall against his. She pressed her pussy against his cock, sandwiching it between that and his stomach. It perked back up, as I stayed right below it, watching this mare’s ass move back and forth over him. Damnit, why did she have to be good at this?
For some reason she decided to look me right in the eyes, winking at me as she raised herself back up a bit, aligning her hole with his tip.
“Well this is a load of horseapples,” I mumbled as I plopped down on my back and spread my hinds. I took at look at my slit and saw how excited this was making me. Somehow it pissed me off even as I let a forehoof drag along my lips. I wanted to yell at Perm for putting me in this situation, even if it was kinda hot watching him fuck another mare. For her part she was going fast on top of him, letting her ass smack against his wet crotch and thighs, the sound bouncing off the walls… Along with his reserved moans and her ‘Yes, guy!’ and ‘Oh, hornhead!’. She looked behind me as I spread my lips with one hoof and rubbed my clit furiously with my other.
“Oh, girly likes this doesn’t she,” River said before hilting herself on him. Out of nowhere Perm picked her up with his magic and threw her off of him and onto her back in front of him, and well me. Her head was right between my hinds now, as I stopped as I watched him pick himself up and pounce on the startled mare. I heard the sound of him slamming into her roughly. He made sure that his muzzle was right over my cunt. He and I exchanged a thank you, ‘thank you,’ he mouthed before stuffing his tongue inside me while he fucked the brown mare silly.
I felt his tongue enter me, rubbing and pushing against my walls, happy to see he could keep a cool head to work both of us without slacking off. I felt warm, the waves of pleasure from his work down there helping me blend out the brown bimbo wench a few inches away from me. Yeah, this wasn’t so bad… this would do nicely. He’d occasionally pull out to lick my lower lips, occasionally even nipping and tugging on them, getting the one or other squeak out of me. Now this I wouldn’t mind doing a lot more often. Even with her involved if he insisted, I guess. From below I heard her moaning his name against. I hated it, and grabbed his head with my forelegs. I placed his muzzle right over my clit and glared at him. I rubbed his head and his horn as he went to town, running circles over my clit, as it poked out against his rough tongue.
With his magic I, felt the rest of my lips being spread and covered with electricity. Like he had a spark battery pressed against them, I screamed his name and pushed his head into my cunt harder. A moment later, I felt a different kind of electricity flowing through me. The stallion had done it again, I felt my barrel lock up along with my legs. Perm was kept there as I worked through my orgasm, in my blissed out state I still felt him stop moving. He moaned into my depths before pushing himself out of pussy.
Our eyes met again before he walked himself out of the brown bitch and laid himself out over me. His muzzle just over mine.
“That’s right,” I said as I pushed my lips into his. The taste of Icepick on his lips made me happy, just like the feeling of my best friend resting his sweaty chest on mine did.
Of course, this didn’t last long before I heard her pipe up again.
“Mmmmh.”, she lazily scooted toward us. Or rather, toward me. She just sorta, flopped on her belly but pulled herself with her forelegs like one of those seals I saw in travel encyclopedias when I got bored. “Say, big gal, you wanna try your luck at tongue work too?”

Not even waiting for an answer, she already began shifting around to show me her slit. Where she’d taken Perm’s dick. Bitch. Perm looked me in the eye before whispering in my ear.
“I’d really like it, I mean, if you want a ride tonight…” That bastard. Making my aqcuisition of cock contingent on me commiting cunnilinugus! But, I loved ~~him~~-his cum!
I looked at creamed slit and let my eyes close. With a huff, I stuck my tongue out and got my second taste of Perm’s special sauce.
“Thanks blondie,” she said before giving my mane a stroke and a humping her hips toward me.

It’s his juices with just a hint of her flavors. It’s his juices. , I told myself as I started working on her, hesitantly at first.
“C’mon blondie, I know you’re not the shy type, I can take a rough eating!”, she chortled. Okay big mouth, have a load of rough play! I bit into her labia. When I got a positively surprised yelp and giggle from this, I just continued as normal, licking the alphabet like some of the gals back at camp said they did, occasionally jabbing and poking with the tip of my tongue, trying to get creative. She was in no way being subtle about how good a time she was having, so at least there was that.
Oooh! I felt a familiar warm magical touch on my hooves from a certain hornhead deciding to help me out here. Followed by his hooves firmly kneading into my flanks. Now that was a serious motivator as I kept working the call mare’s not-so-tender bits with my tongue, occasionally shifting and twitching my hindlegs at his firm but wonderful touch and feeling tempted to curl my hooves as he worked on the underhooves. Not a bad evening after all! I felt her hindlegs clamp around my head, her hooves resting on my head. “Mmmmh, I’m getting there blondie! Don’t stop, guy!” Rolling my eyes, I began swirling my tongue around her labia. Finishing her or not, I’d be damned if I was gonna push into her like Perm did with me. That was special, not something I’d share with a random paid escort skank on our first night before we even fought alongside one another. Either way, it seemed to do the trick quite well enough as she moaned a mixed load of her and Perm’s juices in my face and flopped back unceremoniously, immediately mumbling “you did good, blondie” and starting to snore.
“Eww,” I said before turning to the stallion I had just eaten pussy for.
He was standing behind me, his dick hard and leaking pre again. I felt him rest one of his forelegs on the bed beside my right foreleg, but his other stayed propped up beside my left shoulder. I moaned as he pressed into me, finally!

“Not complaining now, are you Icey?” He said with a laugh as he pushed into me. Filling me with warmth, both from his tool and from something else. Maybe it was him taking the time to pull back nicely, before entering again just as nicely. Or the feeling of his warm breath on his neck? His little nibbles on my neck?

No, I thought as I felt him press home again. The tingles down my spine weren’t normal. Most stallions I fucked, just fucked, fast or slow, good rhythm or erratic thrusting, none of them felt as nice. My head turned to look at his face, his eyes were screwed up as he pushed into me one of his forehooves moving down to play with my tits.

“Oooh, right there Perm!” I yelled as he pressed against my winking clit. He stopped for a second, before biting down on my neck… I let out another intelligible moan, before he rutted me again.

Minutes passed as he and I fucked happily. Before long he mumbled something and grasped my clit with his magic, he just held it out. My body didn’t know how to deal with it! The fucked just pulled himself out and ran his cock against my static clit. “You!” I said before I let my tongue loll out. He pressed and fucked himself into me like a rabid stallion, always slamming into my clit.

Finally, I slumped down as my entire pussy wrapped around him as the muscles inside went bonkers. My forelegs collapsed as I felt him make a few more frantic thrusts…

His voice was so damn nice, that accent made those grunts so much nicer. And the feeling of his warmth filling me, that was the best. His warmth. Filling me. Those thoughts made me happy in a way they never had in the past. He was mine. I was his.

Fuck, maybe that mare was right? Maybe he was that person, that mythically person all these non-rangers believed in? Some person that you’re meant to be with, in like a romantic way?!

As I felt him slump onto my back and soften in me, I couldn’t help but feel that they might have a point. Might. My body decided that it was time to sleep. I let my left side go a little limp, the two of us fell onto that side with a boing of springs being compressed.

I mean, shit, if you’d eat a mare out for a stallion, that must mean you love him?

Right?

Fin.