Day of Discord

by Hardcover

Rating: mature
Tags: Anthro, Porn, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Sex, Random, Discord
Length: 12439

Discord gets 24 hours to do whatever readers suggest.

After becoming a good guy, Discord hasn't been able to enjoy chaos and freedom in the same way. Celestia and Luna understand how badly he sometimes wants to cut loose, and have discovered a time spell from Starswirl's collection that will give him a full 24-hour day to do whatever he wants before it all resets, as if nothing had ever happened.

So what does Discord do with a free day to do whatever he wants? Dirty, cloppy goodness suggested by readers.

Currently contains: Ch. 1 - tons of buttsex involving Luna, then Mr. and Mrs. Cake
Ch. 2 - Discord alters perceptions of reality, Spike gets a new body, M/M/F threesome

Published 2016-05-04 18:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2018-08-24 20:40:23 UTC

Prologue: A Gift from a Friend

The trip to the throne room was more tedious than anything else. Princess Celestia never summoned Discord for anything, and especially not in such a public venue. If he was being perfectly honest with himself, though, he knew he was dragging his feet.

He was probably in trouble. Although, for the life of him, he couldn't figure out what he was in trouble for. He'd actually kept his nose clean lately. Sure, there was that little joke with Twilight Sparkle and the slumber party, but would Celestia really summon him over something so childish? And if he wasn't in trouble, what in the world could she possibly want?

Either way, Discord wasn't going to give her the satisfaction of his absence. No, he already knew how he was going to make his entrance. Standing outside the door, he straightened the bowtie on his suit and cleared his throat. He snapped his fingers.

"Boo."

Celestia practically jumped out of her seat as Discord appeared behind her. She was always so easy to scare, and as she whipped her head around, it was all he could do to resist laughing at her angry blush. "There you are," she said.

"In the flesh."

"Perhaps you should step around to where we can see you?" Luna requested, sitting in the smaller throne beside her sister.

If Luna was here also, that certainly meant official business. "As you wish," Discord replied. A small part of him felt humiliated standing before the Equestrian throne like a subject, especially considering how powerful he once was. But in the grand scheme of things, it wasn't that big of a deal. Listening to whatever Celestia had to say was very different from bowing at her feet.

Although listening was the hardest part. Celestia was a beauty, and Discord wasn't about to feel bad about appreciating it. She favored a white muslin dress in a very loose style, the fabric only covering half of her great breasts. Discord's eyes took her in, her wide hips, plump from a life of cake and royal indulgence, and her tempting cleavage, greater than almost any mare's. Luna dressed similarly, but with her fit build, she couldn't compare to her sister. In Discord's imagination, he could practically feel what it would be like to shove his cock between those two great mounts, to hear her blush demurely, feigning innocence as he thrust into her breasts and tweaked her nipples.

"Discord, we've called you here because you've been very good lately," Celestia said.

"Oh have I?" he returned. He was listening, but the focus of his attention hadn't shifted.

Luna spoke now. "When my sister proposed to rehabilitate you, I must admit I was quite opposed. Yet I am happy to be proven wrong. You have behaved as a model citizen of Equestria, for the most part, and I think Twilight Sparkle and her friends are very much enjoying your company."

"Your presence at the Grand Galloping Gala was also very much appreciated. I was a little worried something might go wrong, but it was surely the best Gala I've had in ages," Celestia said.

"Always happy to provide a little fun where it's needed," Discord replied.

Celestia glared a little. "My eyes are up here, Discord."

"I'm aware."

"Discord!"

He met her glare with an eye roll. "So I've been a good little boy. Is there a point to this, your majesties?" he said with an edge of sarcasm.

"Of course there is," Celestia said. "We've asked you to come so that we may reward you for your good behavior."

"Reward me?" Now Discord was truly shocked. "You're serious?"

"We do not play pranks as you do, Discord," Luna said. "'Twould be cruel to tease you so. We have thought of something very special that we are sure you'll like."

Celestia continued now. "My sister and I have been skimming through Starswirl's spells lately, and we've discovered another time spell that we could cast for you. It's a spell that alters timelines, allowing the subject to see the outcomes of their actions before they truly occur."

"I'm not quite sure I follow," Discord said. "I have no need of precognition. You know I like to go with the flow, as they say."

"I wasn't thinking you would use it to gather information about the future," Celestia said. "Think of it like a delayed time travel spell. We cast in on you, and after a fixed amount of time, you 'reset' so to speak, traveling back in time to the exact moment it was cast, as if all the time spent never happened."

The implications were immediately clear to Discord. "You're... quite serious?" he said in a low voice.

"We've thought it through, and yes, we are," Luna said. "You would be free to do whatever you wished for a period of time, and in the end, none of it would matter, because none of it would have ever really happened."

Celestia angled her head toward Discord, her voice warm. "I can already see you hatching plans, but I want you to know that you shouldn't feel any guilt for what you do. I anticipate you to use this time to warp the world dramatically and perform all sorts of exotic sexual fantasies. And I encourage them."

"You do?" Discord was shocked.

"Of course," Celestia said. "I'm aware of how you struggle in Equestria. You don't cause chaos the way you used to, and I imagine you miss it very much. Plus, if I'm being frank, you are definitely a male, and if the focus of your gaze isn't enough indication, we all know that the first thing a male would do given this chance is to realize his deepest sexual fantasies. As a draconequus, you probably find it difficult to find a partner for such things, so I thought this would be a good opportunity for you to scratch that itch you males seem to require."

Discord was silent for a moment. "I... I don't know what to say. Except, thank you, I suppose."

"You're very welcome," Celestia replied.

"How much time will I have exactly?" he asked.

"The spell is very complicated, and time is a difficult thing to work with," Luna answered. "Even together, the most we can give you is a full day - twenty-four hours."

Discord nodded. "That'll be plenty I'm sure. And... no pony will remember anything?"

"Not even us," Celestia answered.

Discord nodded again. He grinned.

"Are you ready?" Celestia asked.

"Oh, very much," he said.

"Very well." As their horns glowed, Discord rubbed his hands together in anticipation. He already knew what he would do first.

Author's Note

What happens next is up to you guys! Please send requests by PM and I'll select them randomly for the next several chapters. I'm open to all kinds of characters, kinks, and scenarios, so go nuts!

Hour 1: Heat Wave

All it took was a snap of Discord's fingers to set his magic into motion. After all, there wasn't a second to waste.

He grinned a wicked grin as Celestia stood quickly. "Well, the spell is cast, and I think it would be best to leave you to your devices, Discord," she said. She offered a slight bow, added, "Enjoy yourself," and left quickly. The guards even seemed confused.

Luna remained, however. She looked Discord square in the face, her expression stony. "Well?" she asked him.

"Yes, my Princess?" he answered with fake sincerity.

"Are you going to finish the job? Because if you do not, then I shall have my guards fill your place."

Discord placed his paw and claws on his hips. "Now, Luna, is that any proper way to entice a stallion?"

Luna frowned a little. "Very well. I don't know what you've done, but I don't believe I have many options."

"Oh, I simply sent you and every other mare in Equestria into heat," he said, clearly pleased with himself.

"This is no heat," Luna answered.

"Well of course not. Where would be the fun in just a normal heat? I only... adjusted things a little." Discord folded his hands and smiled. "Well?" he returned.

With a sigh of resignation, Luna turned. She bent herself over her throne and lifted her starry tail, the flare of her horn raising her dress and dropping her panties. Discord feasted his eyes on the sight of her cute little bottom, the tight lips of her pussy, and her slim thighs spreading apart as she offered herself to him.

She turned her head, her expression softer, almost desperate. "My rump burns for a stallion's shaft. Please, Discord. Take me in this improper manner. Satisfy yourself with me, as long as you alleviate this need by having your way with my buttocks."

Discord could already feel the thrill racing through his veins. He rubbed his hands together once more. "As you wish, Your Highness."

Each beat of his heart was pounding, rushing through him as his erection built already in his pants. He didn't have to hold back now, and finally he was able to turn off his voice of restraint. Now he could let his balls do the thinking.

Hooking his fingers into the shirt beneath his suit, Discord ripped it all open. Beneath lay a broad, muscled chest, the lines of his powerful body hard and strong. His great, round pecs were covered in a rug of black hair that spread over his torso in a swath, snaking down his abs in a prominent trail.

Luna's eyes widened with surprise. "I did not expect you to be so masculine," she said.

"You haven't seen anything yet," Discord answered. As he shed his shirt and coat, revealing his bulging arms, he took the last step, flicking open the button of his trousers and dropping them. Standing full and proud, Discord's massive erection sprang into the open air. Shaped like a stallion's, but sporting exotic ridges, a swollen knot, and a crimson color that was evidence of his mixed blood, Discord's cock was both impressive and tantalizing. Luna's eyes fixated on it before darting down to note his large, heavy balls, swaying between his knees like overripe fruits.

Luna's curiosity got the better of her. "Why are your, um... balls blue?" she asked. Indeed, his orbs were a bright shade.

"Because Playcolt hasn't been cutting it lately," he responded. The joke was lost on her. Nevertheless, Discord approached her with relish, opening his hand to magically place a bottle of his favorite lubricant in his palm. Naughty Drake was the good stuff, and he flipped open the cap and slathered his rod with a generous dose, stroking and massaging it into his shaft until it shined and dripped with sticky fluid.

He squirted another dollop onto his fingers and began to apply it under Luna's tail, rubbing it into her ring in slow circles. He could feel waves of heat pouring off her anus, and she sighed as the first bits of pleasure came to her, even her thighs trembling. "Ahhh. Please, do not delay any longer. Standing here in this manner is driving me mad."

"Oh is it?" Discord teased. He spread his thighs as he took his position behind her. Her wings splayed out before him, just another sign of her great arousal, and she gripped her throne as if for dear life. Her tail swayed and flagged, beckoning Discord to take her. He prodded her rear entrance gently with his flared tip, running his hands along her sides, groping at her dainty breasts, slipping his paws beneath her dress and rubbing her pert nipples before tracing along her ribs and hips, ending at her bottom.

"Yes! Please! I would beg you to breed me if this were any other heat!"

Discord just smiled to himself, pulling apart her firm, azure buttcheeks, watching the way her pussy winked for him as he dug his fingers into her taut backside. "Are you so eager to act as a common whore, Princess?" he taunted.

"I am not my sister. I will not deny the obvious for a silly sense of righteousness," she said sternly. "Let us be as we are. I am a mare in heat, Discord, and you are a virile stud. I present my rump for you now, desperate and in need of humping."

"Humping?" Discord repeated, amused.

"As the animals do, yes."

Discord grinned now with great satisfaction. Leaning over her once more, prodding her backside with his lubed-up cock, slipping his hands over her body and fondling her breasts once more, he spoke low into her ear, "Then I'll hump you like a good little filly, Your Highness."

All at once, Discord rammed his girthy cock into Luna's tight asshole. She cried out as she was split open, her ring squeezing tightly around Discord's every ridge, over his midring, filling him with tight heat and pleasure until his knot was grinding into her backside. The lube had done its job, and even if other mares would have asked him to go slower on the first thrust, Luna butt burned to be stuffed full of cock, and now that her little asshole was spread wide, she let out a sigh of relief.

"Better?" Discord said, giving her butt another squeeze.

"Yes, thank you," she said. "Well, do not stop now," she prompted.

Discord chuckled to himself, but let out pleasured grumble as he started to thrust himself forward, sinking his cock into her over and over again. It didn't take long for him to get into a rough and fast rhythm, his long body overtop hers as he let his hips do the work, pumping into her body just as he liked. Each thrust sent nearly all of his long dick slamming back into her bottom, ending with the hard impact of his knot against her tight little ring and his fat balls slapping loudly against her thighs. All the while, his hands explored the mare his cock had claimed, groping and squeezing her tits and tweaking her nipples greedily as he took her for himself.

Luna moaned with relish. "Ohh, yes Discord! You are quite the skilled lover! I require more! Please! Ah!"

"More?" Discord asked, amused.

"Yes! Hump me harder! Be a dirty stallion for a dirty mare!" She begged, her face beaming in total bliss.

"It would be my pleasure," he answered. Discord stood up more, releasing her breasts only to grip her ass in his hands, squeezing and kneading it as he doubled down on her butthole, ramming her with shorter, quicker thrusts, each one rocking her as he ground his knot into her backdoor. But another thrill went through him as he reached a hand up and brought it back down quickly, striking Luna's ass with a stinging spank.

"Ohh, my!" Luna called out.

"You like?"

"Yes! It is as if I am a naughty foal, being punished! Again!"

Discord was happy to oblige, laying down another spank on the opposite cheek, and then the other, again and again, watching the way his strikes rippled quickly across her fit backside as his cock sank into her ass, the heat pouring from her growing stronger as her clit winked madly, dripping lusty juices onto her throne below.

"You are quite the naughty filly," Discord growled into her ear, groping and squeezing her ass tight as he pumped into it.

"Oh, yes! I feel so dirty, Discord! It is so exciting!" she answered happily.

"Oh, I'll make you a very dirty filly after I've stuffed your rump full of cum," he said, biting onto her ear for emphasis, spanking her again and grinding his knot hard into her ass.

"Ahh, please fill me with your semen! Empty those blue testicles into my rear! Do not delay, Discord!" she cried out.

"As you wish, Your Highness," he said wickedly. "I'll fuck your ass until you can't see straight." Discord took a pawful of her mane, holding her fast while his other hand rained down spanks in time with his thrusts, his cock laying into her bottom, spreading her wide and filling her full of hard draconequus meat. She had no more words, moaning to the heavens as she was taken. Discord tossed his head proudly, his body filled with pleasure as she squeezed his shaft, his balls tightening and heat from her pussy pouring over his orbs, her juices soaking the leathery blue flesh. Sweat began to trickle down his neck and chest as he pounded her, slowly working toward his climax, savoring ever second of the journey.

The spanking and tugging, the slapping nuts and pounding knot, the smell of Discord's musky sweat and the power of his muscles rippling through Luna sent her over the edge first. Her entire body seized, her butt squeezing his cock tightly as the ridges tugged at her insides, the burning need in her asshole releasing as all of the pleasure built up within her was expelled all at once. She cried out in ecstasy, her sticky juices flowing in heavy strings as her clitoris winked madly, her wings trembling and her belly clenching with the throes of orgasm that took her.

Her cries took Discord with her. His mind blanked with lust as his nuts tightened and churned. His hips bucked and pounded, his cock ramming into her backside, throbbing, white-hot pleasure racing through his veins as he grunted and sweat, until it all spilled out of him in a roar. He rammed his knot into her, splitting her ass open wide as he entered her fully, his great manhood stuffing her full of meat as his cum erupted from him, filling the rest of her. His fingers dug into her cheeks as he locked himself into her, his instinct still thrusting lightly with every pulse that shot through him. He unloaded into her, filling her belly full of his hot, creamy cum until he was completely spent.

When at last he regained himself, tired and happy, he wrapped his arms around her, picked her up, and sank into her throne with her on his lap. Both of them had to catch their breaths.

Discord pulled a long cigarette from the air and flicked his thumb, setting it aflame. He took a long drag as he melted into the chair, an easy grin spreading across his face. When he exhaled, a stream of bubbles floated to the ceiling.

Luna reclined against him, patting his hairy chest. "Well done, Discord. You certainly know how to pleasure a mare."

"Oh, I'm filled with all sorts of surprises." The two chuckled together as Discord rubbed her affectionately.

"After the spell resets, you should make an advance on me. Even if I won't remember this encounter, the past me isn't as prudish as you might think. I believe I'd be quite interested at the idea of having regular sex with you as a friend."

"It's called a fuck buddy, Your Highness. And I do believe I shall," he responded, taking another smoky drag, sending more bubbles upward.

"Either way, it sounds like a lovely arrangement. But I imagine you lust after my sister as well?"

"You were plenty satisfying, my dear."

Luna smiled coyly. "You cannot hide from me, Discord. I know she has a body much more enticing to some stallions than my own. What is the phrase? That she has 'junk in her trunk?'"

Discord laughed. "And what of it?"

"I believe if you are patient, she will come around. Even after the spell resets, you should let her know how you feel."

"That I want to plow her?"

"Yes. Mares have needs as well. Romance is not the only thing we desire."

"Very well," Discord said, rubbing her nipples idly as he relaxed.

After a pause, Luna said, "Would you like to have me again? You still feel quite hard."

Discord shook his head. "Perhaps later. I'd like to see what effect my magic has had on Ponyville."

Luna rolled her eyes. "I should have known. Have fun."

"I plan on it."

With a quick jerk of his hips, Discord tugged his knot out of Luna's ass, a burst of cum issuing from her onto Discord's tail and the throne below as she gasped. Slowly, he withdrew his cock from her as she moaned one more time. When he was finally out of her, he popped off the throne and into his suit once more. Before he left, he bowed before the disheveled princess, her ass stained with a white splatter, her breasts spilling out of her dress. She waved at him with a smile.

He snapped his fingers and popped off to a beautiful Ponyville morning. He wasn't surprised to find the sunny streets completely empty. He strolled down them, flicking his ears curiously about. He pressed his ear to a door.

Bang! Bang! "Oh, right there! Yeah! Just like that, Clover!" Bang! Bang!

Like music to his ears.

It did Discord's heart well to know that Ponyville was currently engaged in carnal activity, but his balls hungered for more than simply listening at doors and fantasizing like a young colt. As he paced down the road, he kept his eyes open for something to catch his interest.

He stopped at Sugarcube Corner. With a grin, he noticed that the sign remained "OPEN." Discord supposed that with Mane Street as quiet as it was, a little business could do them well.

Discord stepped inside to the jingle of the bell and the sound of hips smacking ass, the sight of Carrot Cake bending his wife over the counter as he thrust wildly into her backside, both of their attires undone, his slim chest already covered in sweat as her great breasts bounced with each thrust. She moaned desperately, the room already filled with the smell of sex.

Pinkie Pie stood nearby, watching the two eagerly, naked as the day she was born and deliciously plump as ever. She bounced impatiently, her tail flagging. "C'mon, Mr. Cake! Hurry up! I need a cock in my butt too!"

"I'm doing my best, Pinkie, but I've only got one cock to use!" he answered.

"Oh, please don't stop yet, honeybunch! It's almost unbearable!" Cup Cake groaned.

Discord surprised them all as he cleared his throat. Already undressing, he announced, "Do you need some help handling these mares, Mr. Cake?"

He sighed with relief. "Oh, yes, please! I don't know what's come over them, but they just started begging for... well, to have it in their backdoors!"

Discord stepped out of his suit and brandished his cock, both Cup Cake and Pinkie's eyes drawn hungrily to it. "What a pickle. But I believe I can take care of this."

"Thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou!" Pinkie Pie darted up to him. She stared in awe at his meat, rubbing over it open-mouthed with her soft hands. "Wowie! I think he might be bigger than you, Mr. Cake!"

"Beg your pardon?" Discord said. He stepped around the counter where Carrot was banging his wife and inspected. It was difficult to get a good look with Cup Cake's fat ass swallowing up so much of his meat, but as Carrot withdrew with his thrusts, Discord could see a thick cock spreading her butt wide, and it was clear he was only seeing a portion of its full length. He whistled. "My my, Mr. Cake. I never would have guessed you were so hung. No wonder your wife wants you so badly."

Carrot laughed, slightly embarrassed, but Cup Cake's desperate need was distracted momentarily as she asked, "Why are they... blue?"

Pinkie Pie cut in. "Playcolt not cutting it for you?"

Discord frowned at his stolen thunder. "Do you want me to fuck your ass or not?"

"Yes please!" Before he could bend her over next to Cup Cake, Pinkie jumped him. He fell to the floor, landing on his back with a thud as Pinkie sat on top of him.

"Oooh," he moaned as Pinkie Pie sank her ass onto his cock, wasting no time in riding him hard and fast. She was so much softer than Luna, her cheeks nice and plump as they bounced against his hips, and even her butthole was warm and inviting as his cock filled her. Her breasts flopped as she moved, and she moaned in return.

"Ohh, that's a real biggie Discord!"

"I could say the same about these," he replied as he reached out and grabbed a hold of her tits, rolling the plush mounds in circles in rhythm with her motions.

"I figured you'd be more of an ass guy," Pinkie said, perfectly composed as she rammed herself onto his throbbing rod, teasing at taking his knot.

"I don't think my cock minds a great ass or a great rack," he said, giving her chest a rough grope. "And how about yourself?"

"Oh, every mare likes big wieners silly!" Pinkie responded. She grinned as she ran her hands through his chest hair. "But I'm digging the shag rug you got going on." She waggled her eyebrows at her pun. "See what I did there?"

"Very clever," Discord smiled back. He released her breasts, leaning back and placing his arms behind his head, showing off two bushes of dark hair under his arms. "But it's more of a wall-to-wall carpet with me," he joked back.

"Hey, that was a good one!" she beamed.

"Thank you," he replied graciously. "Now, how about you ride me like you're Applejack at a family reunion?"

"Okie dokie Mr. Fuzzy Pits!"

Pinkie Pie's thighs took him to new heights as she bounced on him hard and fast. Her plush ass slammed down on him over and over, impaling herself roughly on his ridged, knotted horsecock until he could feel the heat building from friction. She was a jiggly, bubbly machine, whooping and hollering with pleasure as she stuffed herself with Discord's meat, her palms flat on his chest for stability, her butt swallowing his shaft rapidly.

Discord simply sighed and relaxed, pleased to have a mare do all the work for once, hums of pleasure rumbling deep in throat as she filled herself with him. Even if she was as fast as she was soft, he could tell her needs were pushing her to take his knot and get her load as quickly as possible. With the way his cock was throbbing at the soft, generous squeeze of her rear around him, he knew it wouldn't be long.

Pinkie was starting to lose her composure, moaning loudly. "Ohhh, Discord. I don't know how much more I can take this."

He chuckled. "If you want a cream filling, you'll get one. And with a nice, nutty flavor too, I might add."

She moaned loud, her arousal rising. "Ohh, you're gonna butter my buns?"

Discord swore the jokes were only bringing her closer to the edge. He continued, "I've got a shipment of fresh stallion milk just for you, but I'll have to store it in the back."

She moaned again. "That's good, because the back is where we do our unloading. Ahh!"

"I hope you have room back there for a big sackful."

"Oh, we've got a buttload of room! Oh, yes!"

Discord grinned. "Just sign on the knotted line, my dear."

Pinkie Pie rammed her ass onto his knot, taking it all at once, her body convulsing as she hit her climax. "Holy guacamole!" she exclaimed. Her fingers dug into him, her ass clenching around him, and somehow her strange exclamation sent him over the edge as well.

"Ooh, yeahhh," he leaned back and groaned as his cock pumped spurt after spurt of his hot cum into her depths. Pinkie ground her butt against his hips, twisting around his knot just right as sweet relief flooded him. His eyes crossed as it overwhelmed him, and he rode the orgasm along with the bouncy mare atop him until it all came to a pleasant, buzzing stop.

"Oh, mama Pie," Pinkie moaned as she finally stopped for a moment. "That was just what this booty needed."

"Indeed." Discord grunted as Pinkie Pie suddenly lifted herself off him, despite his knot still swollen inside of her, a loud pop sounding through Sugarcube Corner as he withdrew, his cum still leaking from her.

But without her distracting him, Discord could see that the Cakes were just as they were when he had entered, bent over, her tired husband panting with pleasure and exertion as he fucked his lusty, begging wife.

"You two okay over there?" Pinkie Pie asked.

"I don't know. How are you doing, sugar plum?" Carrot asked her.

"Harder, muffin! I need more! Please!" she begged.

"I'm going as hard as I can, dumpling!" he answered.

Discord grinned. "Allow me to assist you," he offered.

At this point, the Cakes were too tired and desperate to even care about the technicalities of faithfulness. "Well don't just stand there! Get that cock in her!" Carrot ordered.

Discord raised his hand and floated the humping ponies off the counter and into the air for a moment while he positioned himself underneath them. "Oof!" he exhaled as he lowered Cup Cake's hefty body onto his torso.

His cock was still hard and ready to go. He craned his neck around her stubby body to get a view of her backside, positioning his tip near her rear entrance. Discord retrieved his bottle of lube and began to squeeze a generous dose onto Carrot's thrusting cock, her stretched butt, and his own flared tip below. "We're going to need all the help we can get," he said as he rubbed it into his shaft.

Carrot faltered at the sight of Discord's huge manhood. "Crumble, are you sure you can take us both?"

"I need you both! Please, just shove it in!" she begged.

Pinkie Pie commented on the sidelines. "Isn't this a teensy bit gay?"

Discord grinned. "Only if the balls touch." With that, he thrust his hips forward, ramming himself into Cup Cakes rear, stretching her asshole to its limits as he shoved his cock in all at once, his nuts plopping against Carrot's heavy sack above him as hilted in his wife. Cup Cake gave a throaty moan above them, more animal than pony, as she felt herself truly stuffed.

Carrot was ever the concerned husband. "That feel better, lemon drop?" Cup Cake could only nod and moan now.

"Come now, Carrot. Let's satisfy this wife of yours, shall we?" he offered with a wicked grin.

Carrot nodded, and the two began to thrust, alternating rhythms, making sure that she was feeling the impact of her ass being pounded at all times. She screamed with the pleasure of being split open, of being stuffed full of thick stallion cock and being fucked hard. The stallions felt the pleasure too, not only of her ring like a vice around them, but also their slick shafts throbbing rubbing together, their balls bouncing, the room filled with animalistic moans and the scent of sweaty sex.

Discord reveled in it all, the rubbing and thrusting and wet slapping. His blood boiled when he felt hot, sticky fluid drip from Cup Cake's honeypot onto his nuts. He could see Carrot getting into it as well, biting down on the nape of his wife's neck as he fucked her. Discord joined in, nipping and kissing at throat. The other advantage of his position was that he was able to palm Cup Cake's huge breasts. He had to chuckle as he squeezed her nipples and felt Carrot's fingers brush against his own.

"Seems as if we're on the same page," he commented.

Carrot didn't let up though. He pounded his wife with gusto, and Discord tried to mimic his thrusts, as it was clear he knew his wife well. Even with Discord's superior size and exotic shape, Carrot knew just what to do to pleasure his mare, and with Discord following his lead, Cup Cake was quickly reduced to a bundle of lust and nerves as her two studs fucked her brains out.

Despite his quick finish with Pinkie Pie, Discord could already feel his next load building within his balls. Cup Cake's tits were second to none, and he took great pleasure in shoving his face into her cleavage, rolling them around his muzzle, and taking her large, pointed nipples into his lips and suckling hard, hearing her cry out at his attentions. This only encouraged him to latch onto the other nipple, greedily taking his satisfaction from her large mounds. "Carrot, I must say, there are few things in life more divine than a pair of great, plump tits to suckle," he spoke before returning her nipple to his lips.

"She's sure got some hooters, doesn't she?" Carrot agreed. "And the rump to match." Discord could hear a spank ring out, feeling the ripple against his meat as Carrot brought his palm down on her backside. Carrot groped and squeezed his wife's ass as Discord fondled and suckled her breasts, their lusts rising as they rammed their cocks into her tight asshole.

Discord didn't want to hold back. He wanted to shove his knot into Cup Cake and unload all the desire that was pent up in his balls. He had his way with her, listening to her moan and feeling her buck back against them as Carrot did the same, until he felt himself nearing the precipice. "Ohh, I'm ready to cum, Carrot," he announced.

"I'm gonna cum too," Carrot replied. The two threw themselves to their needs, each gripping onto Cup Cake tightly as they fucked her, the dual motions of their pistoning cocks bringing her to a swift climax as well.

Heat poured from their three bodies as they approached the point of no return, sweat dripping down from Carrot's muzzle onto Discord's matted chest hair. Cup Cake grabbed onto his muscled arms, holding on for dear life as the stallions pounded her without abandon. Discord could hardly stand it anymore, thrusting wildly into her stuffed ass, feeling Carrot do the same against his throbbing cock.

"Ready?" was all Discord could say. Carrot could only nod. Biting down, ramming his hips into her, Discord felt it begin. "Ah! Ohh! I'm cumming!"

Carrot joined in. "I'm gonna cum! I'm gonna cum! Ahhh! Cumming!"

Discord and Carrot's sweaty nuts mashed together as they shoved themselves all the way inside of her, Discord's knot popping into her as Carrot pushed himself to the sheath within her. With loud cries, the three climaxed together, Cup Cake crying out as the pleasure of having two stallions fill her to her limit with cum spread through her. The males could only grunt as they unloaded, feeling the thick, sticky mixture of each other's loads flow around each other's shafts, leaking out of their imperfect seal and making a mess of their crotches. Cup Cake was in tears, breathless as the cum poured into her, more than any mare could hope to take, and their bodies became soaked with sweat and cum, sticky with their hot, heavy sex.

Cup Cake collapsed on top of Discord. He gave her a couple pats on the back as she worked to catch her breath.

Carrot, hot and out of breath, managed to grin at Discord and say, "Thanks for the help there. I owe you one."

Discord was breathing hard as well, but lit up his cigarette at another job well done. "All in a day's work for the friendly new Discord," he said.

He offered the cigarette to Carrot, but Cup Cake snatched it up. "I gotta say, boys, that was something. Best sex I've ever had. Apart from our honeymoon, of course sweetie," she said. She took a puff on the cigarette, but handed it back after she blew out a stream of bubbles.

"You know, if you wanted to come around some other time for some fun, I don't think Cup or I would mind. It wasn't so bad having someone else to spice things up," Carrot offered.

Discord waited until he had took a hard drag on the cigarette before answering. "It's a lovely offer. I'll be sure to keep it in mind." He yanked himself out of Cup Cake with a gasp from her, and wormed his way out from under her toward his clothes.

"Wait, you're not going already, are you?" she asked. "After a romp like that, you boys must be thirsty."

"I'll pass for now," he answered. "After all, there's only so much time in the day, and I don't intend to waste it."

"What do you mean?" Carrot asked.

"I've had my fun with this, but I think it's time to move onto something else," he said. As he redressed and straightened his bowtie, he snapped his fingers once more, and was gone, his magic rippling through the air once again.

Author's Note

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Hour 2: Helping Hand

Discord raised an eyebrow as he set himself down in front of Twilight Sparkle's castle. Compared to the thatched roof cottages it was situated next to, the thing just looked out of place. In that regard, it was perfect.

The entire structure still teemed with energy from the Tree of Harmony, though. It's aura always managed to make Discord's skin crawl a little, but he knew once he got down to work and threw a little chaos in the mix, he would feel right at home. Twilight was always so uptight, and her magic was potent enough to be an obstacle to his tricks and plans. It would be a woefully squandered opportunity not to mess with her now that he could do so without repercussions.

Although what he would do with her, he hadn't decided yet. Discord knew he couldn't just barge in with his cock out, as silly and entertaining as the image was. But he felt that a little exploring would eventually yield his chance.

He stepped through the door and began to float about, not wanting his hoof and claw-steps to sound against the crystal floor. Every surface sparkled and shined in bright pastel colors, furniture and walls alike. He could only imagine the hours Twilight spent cleaning this place.

He floated up the stairs and found himself in a hallway of rooms. Even after being inside the castle a few times, finding his way around was still tricky. Discord had accidentally poofed himself into enough empty rooms trying to startle Twilight or interrupt her conversations that he had just given up. He sailed down the hall, keeping his ears open for anything interesting, poking his head into any silent rooms.

Much of the castle was quiet. He imagined his previous spell had cleared out any of Twilight's friends, even if it had worn off by now. He liked to think that Twilight was holed up somewhere, and had been plugging her butt with some toy for the past hour or so, but he wouldn't be surprised to learn that she had found a way to counter the spell. Twilight Sparkle always had a way of ruining his fun like that.

But after peeking into a number of rooms that seemed to contain only bookshelves, Discord stumbled upon someone behind a closed door. He pressed his ear to the crystal surface.

Pap pap pap pap

"Unng..."

Discord grinned wide. The low, needy moan was unmistakable. It seemed Twilight was unable to resist the insatiable lust he had imbued in the mares' backsides, and it was just as he hoped. He rubbed his hands together. Twilight may have spoiled his fun in the past, but now it was his turn.

Discord poofed himself inside, and he heard a shriek before he even had a chance to get his bearings. He turned toward a small bed in the corner.

Discord crossed his arms and frowned. "Oh. It's you."

Spike had drawn the covers up to his chest, but the tent in the fabric and the issue of Playcolt told all. The whole scene struck Discord as a little pathetic. Spike had certainly done some growing up, so much so that his oversized feet stuck out the end of the bed and over the foot. It wasn't just his feet that had grown; the dragon was pitching a very adult-sized tent in his sheets.

"Wh- Discord? What are you doing here? Get out!" Spike shouted, his voice cracking a bit.

Discord crossed his arms over his chest. He looked down at the young dragon, tall, but scrawny, still clutching his naughty magazine with sweat dripping down his temples. It wasn't the sexy bookworm he had been looking for, but he supposed this wasn't an unwelcome surprise. It was something to work with, at least. "Need a hand?" he simply offered.

Spike recoiled at the mere suggestion. "What? No way! I'm not - you know - and even if I was, you can't just barge in on me like that! So get out!"

Discord crossed his arms in annoyance. "Alright, fine. But you wouldn't happen to know where Twilight is, would you? I've got a little something for her and I'm positively dying to see the look on her face."

"No, I don't know where she is! So get out of my room!" Spike repeated, jabbing a finger at the door, only to retract the claw to cover his magazine cover.

With a roll of his eyes and an exasperated sigh, Discord muttered to himself, "I don't have time for this. I've only got twenty-three hours left of my once-in-a-lifetime day of no-rules debauchery and mild tomfoolery, and I'm not going to waste it on modesty." With a snap of his fingers, his spell went into effect. "Honestly, I should have done this for the last little bit, but oh well."

Spike knew what the snap meant, and scanned the room, slightly confused. "But... what did you do?"

"Well, since I have the power to warp reality itself and all, I just altered your perception of the world to not see any fault or oddity in anything I do for the time being. So tell me, did it work?" Discord asked, leaning forward and tapping his talon and paw-tips together excitedly.

Spike simply regarded him with an even expression. "Oh. Alright then."

"Splendid!" He said, shaking his balled-up fists with glee. "Hmm. Mind if I take a look at that magazine you're so engrossed with?"

Spike only gave a half shrug. "Uh, sure, knock yourself out." He handed the issue over to Discord.

"And you aren't embarrassed at the thought of me seeing what gets your adolescent rocks off?" Discord said as he took the magazine.

"Well, with any other pony, I probably would be," Spike admitted, rubbing the back of his head. "But if you just want a quick look or to borrow it, I guess there's no harm in that."

"Then don't mind if I do!" Discord said, quickly opening the issue and letting the centerfold unfurl. His eyes extended out of their sockets and his tongue lolled out of his mouth at the sight. "Spike, you dog! You didn't tell me this was the zebra issue! Who knew Zecora was so stacked?"

Spike smiled, chuckling awkwardly. "I've always had a thing for top-heavy mares, I guess."

At that moment, the two heard a rapping on the door. "Spike? Are you alright?" It was Twilight Sparkle's voice. "My teleportation wards just tripped, and there's some other very strange magic happening, and I don't know if it's you or Starlight or what's going on. Can I come in?"

Spike crossed his arms and gave a wry grin to Discord. "She knocks."

Discord gave him a withering glare as he strode to the door. Opening it wide, the shock on the Princess's face was clear when she saw who set off her spells. "Morning, Twilight," Discord greeted her. Even after being crowned, Discord could see she hadn't quite shaken the habit of dressing like a bookworm - plain blouse, vest, tie, dark skirt and shoes, long stockings - she lacked any of the pizzazz he hoped his friendship would inspire in her. Although, when he tilted his head right, she did carry some of that sexy schoolgirl aura.

Twilight didn't react with anger, but was clearly surprised. "Wh- what are you doing here? What have I told you about poofing in without warning?" She said, annoyance starting to come forth.

Discord leaned against the doorframe, aloof, his long neck stretching down to bring his face closer to Twilight's as he towered over her, the gleam in his eyes predatory. "As it happens, Princess, I came looking for you. I've been granted a wonderful time spell to do whatever I want for a day before the timeline resets and I find myself in a terribly randy mood. So I came to see the result of my last little trick, and to see if you might be down to do a little horizontal tango," he said, waggling his eyebrows seductively at her.

A blush stole across Twilight's cheeks, but she wasn't caught off-guard for long. "That - that spell earlier - that was you?" The redness in her face only grew fiercer.

"Yes," he admitted, leaning in closer. "And I assure you, the real thing is much better than rubber."

Twilight grit her teeth and stamped her foot. "Just get out, and stop casting all these spells! And wait until Celestia hears about this!"

Again, Discord rolled his eyes. "Ugh, you are such a bore, Twilight." He reached out with his taloned hand and touched her directly on the tip of the horn. "Boop."

Twilight stopped momentarily, her anger and blush fading. "What an... unusual spell," she commented.

"Now, Princess, do tell me again how you feel about me casting that little butt-stuffing spell from earlier?" Discord asked her.

"Well, it seems very much like the sort of thing you would do," was her answer, plain and unaffected.

Spike leaned forward from the edge of his bed. "What did you do to her?"

"The same thing I did to you, of course," Discord said.

"Awesome," Spike replied simply.

Turning back to Twilight, Discord said, "Now, why don't you and I while away the rest of the hour humping like rabbits, hm?" He traced his paw beneath her chin, his eyes gleaming madly.

Twilight smirked and rolled her eyes at him. "I suppose it couldn't hurt anything, so why not?"

"Excellent," Discord said, grinning widely as his paws began to slide over her body.

"Hey!" Spike interrupted. "Can I watch?"

Now it was turning into the wild time Discord was looking for. "I don't mind, but I suppose it's up to Twilight, now isn't it?"

"If you're okay with it, then it doesn't bother me," Twilight answered simply.

"There you have it," Discord answered to a gleam of genuine excitement in Spike's eyes. "But I imagine most mares don't fantasize about getting railed by one buff, handsome stud while a scrawny, awkward teen watches."

Discord snapped his fingers, and in a poof, Spike was like a completely different dragon. His head shot up, about as tall as Discord himself and broad as a barn, even sporting a strong, square jaw, bulging pecs, and chiseled abs, not to mention the blankets he sat beneath were barely enough to cover his now deluxe-sized tent. Spike inspected his body with awe and eagerness. When he spoke, his voice was somewhat deeper, but still recognizable. "Woah! I'm like - just like my daydreams!"

"And ponies say I'm only interested in serving myself," Discord said with a grin. But his hands were still tracing over Twilight's body, feeling the curves of her hips and chest, average, but still pleasant beneath his palm. He led Twilight to the edge of the bed, placing her between himself and the new Spike, turning her to face the dragon. "Now, let's see what our country's newest Princess is working with, hm?" Discord's fingers were a quick blur, undoing the buttons on her vest and blouse, even unhooking her bra with instant precision.

The males' eyes feasted on the sight that bounced from beneath Twilight's clothes: a pair of full, perky breasts, each enough to fill a hand, her nipples quickly hardening in the open air. She exhaled in surprise, but smiled demurely, not covering them, giving Discord and Spike plenty of time to admire them.

"Wow," Spike said simply, staring eagerly.

"Indeed," Discord agreed, his head snaking over her shoulder to get a good look. "Certainly larger than I expected. A good day for you, eh Spike?"

"Hey now, I believe I was promised two buff studs, and all I see is a big dragon and a skinny draconequus," Twilight commented, tracing her own finger along Discord's jaw and tugging on his beard.

"Right you are, Princess. How rude of me," he said. Manifesting a zipper where his bowtie was, Discord unzipped his clothes, suit, shirt, and all, puffing out his muscular, hairy chest as he did so.

"Nice," Spike commented with approval.

"Well, well, I retract my statement," Twilight said, turning toward Discord as he stepped out of the rest of his clothes, her hands running over his body and her eyes ogling the long, flopping piece of meat that hung between his strong thighs.

"Glad that you've come around," Discord said with a grin. "Now, I believe Spike here has been pent up long enough. Let's get to the fun." Discord gripped Twilight's waist in his powerful hands, picking her up with ease in his thick arms and tossing her face-up on the bed. Discord enjoyed the view of her clean, white panties lurking beneath her skirt, and slowly felt along her soft, supple thighs until his fingers reached the last barrier between him and her treasure. Meanwhile, Twilight looked up at Spike, her head laying between his legs, looking up at his sheet-covered member. With a playful smile, she tugged at the sheet and grinned at the great green dragon cock that sprang up before her, easily comparable to Discord's own pride.

"This is awesome," Spike said, admiring his own erection with a mixture of surprise and ego.

"You're telling me," Twilight commented. "I don't know why I was ever so against the idea of fooling around with Discord before. This is a dream come true!"

Discord's chuckle brought their attention to him as he knelt down in front of Twilight's splayed legs. He slid her panties off her legs, revealing her puffy marehood, moist with anticipation. Spinning her underwear around a finger, he said, "And I haven't even shown you why I've won a dozen first-place trophies in the Equestrian Oyster Eating Championship." Quickly yanking off Twilight's skirt as well, leaving her lower-half completely bare to him, Discord hung her panties up on his antlers and gripped her knees in his strong hands, spreading her thighs apart and splaying her wet lips in the open air for him.

But Discord didn't dive right in for his meal. After millennia of experience, he knew exactly how to work a mare into a horny frenzy. His lips traced along her legs with careful kisses and tiny nips of his teeth, massaging her thighs with his hands as he slowly worked himself lower, feeling Twilight shiver in arousal as he drew closer. He let his warm breath wash over her, his beard tickle her, and coupled with his kneading palms, Twilight was treated to an array of sensation that left her marehood burning and throbbing before he had even touched it. "You weren't kidding..." Twilight moaned as she and Spike watched Discord work his magic.

Discord flicked his tail, content with their praise as he continued. He closed in on Twilight's mound, not quite yet giving it direct contact, still kissing, nipping, and gently licking around it, his hands massaging her butt and thighs while he planted his lips on her lower belly. Twilight shivered again as she watched his kisses slowly descend from her navel, lower, lower, his beard tickling her nethers and soaking in her juices. Twilight's voice was a series of lusty sighs and half-moans, the need for his direct touch growing stronger every moment, but Discord continued to tease her, his first touch of her lips a mere kiss on top of her labia. His lips were wetted with her moisture, and he licked it with relish, grinning at her tangy, fresh flavor before peppering her mound with a barrage of light kisses. His lips battered at hers, pressing into her lower entrance and teasing her throbbing clit without sucking on it. Even as Discord's muzzle was soaked with her warm wetness, Twilight could hardly stand it. "Discord..." she groaned.

She was prepared to beg for more when she looked between her legs. Discord paused, his head hovering above her nethers. He wore a wicked grin, licking his lips as he prepared to feast on her. The anticipation in Twilight's body could hardly handle the suspense, her hips quivering, only wanting to mash herself into Discord's face just to get some kind of relief for the tension he had worked up in her. Discord held there, listening to her shaky, lustful exhales, until the moment was just right.

Discord's maw opened wide as he dove in, devouring Twilight's pussy, his tongue plunging deep into her burning nethers, dragging across her g-spot and deep within her before lapping up her folds in one long motion, ending as his lips closed around her clitoris, sucking hard as he closed his eyes and twisted his head over her button, his tongue swirling and lips tugging at her charged nub.

Twilight's eyes shot open, and her gasp of pleasure burst into a climactic moan, her tension erupting into a powerful orgasm that shook her whole body. "Sweet Celestia!" she cried out, her back arching and her fingers digging into Spike's sheets, her juices soaking into them as Discord's agonizing build up paid off in mind-numbing wave after wave of bliss. Even Spike could only stare on, engrossed in the performance and mentally taking notes.

When Twilight eventually came down, Discord picked his head up, his smirk incredibly self-satisfied as he wiped his muzzle with the back of his paw. "I should have mentioned I'm also a multi-champion of several pussy-eating contests as well." After Discord's display of skill, even Twilight and Spike couldn't be sure if he was joking or entirely serious.

Now that she had some measure of clarity after coming down from the heavens, Twilight wore a highly satisfied, yet still eager smile. "Well don't stop now!" she encouraged Discord, spreading her legs further for a repeat performance.

"Oh, I'm very much looking forward to seconds, little Princess. But don't be selfish now," Discord said. He nodded toward Spike. "That big dragon cock isn't going to suck itself, after all."

Twilight nodded. Reaching up, she took a hold of Spike's rock hard member, stroking it fondly. "I suppose this is a good way to thank you for all the hard work you do for me," she said, displaying an unusual amount of coy seduction, Discord noted. Perhaps Spike wasn't the only one who had fantasies.

Spike eagerly rearranged himself on his knees so that Twilight could bring his pointed, triangular head to her lips. She kissed and licked along the crown, teasing the already-throbbing shaft. Spike huffed, running his claws through her mane with a grin. "Maybe once I'm done with you, I'll be the boss around here," he teased, reaching lower to fondle a breast, palming it and squeezing it firmly. "Celestia, that's nice," he moaned.

"Then why doesn't the big, hung dragon show me what he's got?" Twilight encouraged. She laid her head down and Spike held the back of it in place as she gripped the base of his girthy dick. With her muzzle open wide, Spike pushed forward, pressing the head of his member into her lips. He met a moment's worth of resistance as Twilight's lips parted around his cock, but then with a pop, the first few inches of green dragonhood slid into her mouth, and Spike uttered a sigh of pleasure.

"Ooooh, yeah," he groaned. He pumped his hips forward gently, watching with pride as his impressive member slid deeper into the older mare's maw, a taboo thrill running through his body. Twilight struggled with the size, certainly no expert in giving head, but she made up for it with enthusiasm, using her hands to stroke along his length, her lips pursing around his flesh and her tongue stroking the hard length as it slowly plunged deeper in.

Twilight could only take about half of Spike's full length, but it was quite a treat to see the Princess's throat bulge, watching that cock stuff her face full, not to mention Twilight's eager gags as she worked for more and Spike's husky groans of satisfaction. Discord knew that now was a better time than ever to get a second helping of princess pussy, so he spread Twilight's legs wide again and dove back in, shoving his tongue deep within her, drinking from her fresh, fragrant flavor and making her spine curl once more as he tongued at her g-spot.

Spike's bedroom was mostly filled with the wet slurps of oral sex, but was also a chorus of muffled moans and grunts and Spike's long, gruff vocalizations of all three's enjoyment. It was difficult to say who was having more fun. Spike wanted to capture every moment of watching the mare who was some strange combination of mother, sister, and teacher suck his cock like an eager slut, all while he had full access to her heavenly tits. Discord was certainly enjoying his feast, battering Twilight's inner pleasure button and savoring her taste, every prod, kiss, and lick making her groan and shiver for him like she was a puppet dancing on his strings. But both males could see just how much Twilight was getting off, both on the fantasy of the masculine sandwich she found herself in, but also also more literally on Discord's expert cunnilingus. It wasn't long after he started that she felt a second orgasm rip through her body, making her cry out around Spike's cock as that draconequus tongue found more and more sweet spots within her, shoving her face forward and letting her throat be speared on hard dragon dick, only to have another climax begin to build moments later, quickly leaving the sheets a mess of her juices and the sweat that trickled down her back. The gagged sounds of her ecstasy and the taste of her nethers had brought Discord to a nearly full erection, but Spike was tortured with more pent-up pleasure that had nowhere to go.

"Ahh... I'm close... Can't you get a little deeper, Twilight?" Spike begged, his breath heavy and sweat trickling down his temples.

Discord withdrew from between Twilight's thighs, standing up and wiping his muzzle once more. "I think that's about as far as she goes. But perhaps a change of position is in order." Without much warning, Discord gripped Twilight's waist again and yanked her toward him, causing her to release Spike's dick in one sudden motion that left her coughing.

"Discord!" she protested, but he paid her no mind. Instead, he took her in his great arms again and flipped her over, laying her on her belly, staring up at Spike's wet, throbbing cock, her rump positioned over the bed for Discord to ride her.

He hefted his cock in his paw, his great crimson erection long and imposing. "Don't forget to polish Spike's favorite gems while you're down there, Princess," Discord commented. After his quip, he lined himself up with Twilight's thoroughly-eaten marehood. Twilight could feel his head parting her folds, and the sight of Discord's thick stallionhood poised to enter Twilight's tight snatch promised quite a stretch for her.

"Two males at once is - Ohhhhhh!" Twilight's voice melted into a heavy moan as Discord sank himself into her. The spread in her folds sent shivers up her spine, Discord's thick, throbbing erection having much more of a presence within her than his tongue. When she felt her marehood full of his great spear, feeling much larger than it looked, she groaned, "Celestia, that's big..."

Discord smirked. "Princess, my dear. That's only halfway."

"Wha- ooohhhhh!" Twilight's voice was again cut off as Discord pumped his hips further into her. Indeed, what she thought was the whole of him had only been a portion, and now her eyes bulged as he plunged his long stiffness deeper and deeper, further than she knew a stallion could reach. When she felt his fat balls resting against her body, his knot throbbing on the outside of her folds, she knew she had reached the end, and she felt so very full. "That's... wow..." she said, her mind hazy as her pussy clenched around him, stretched gloriously and wanting more, to feel that knot bury itself to his true full depth within her.

For Discord, every slick inch he gained within her was heavenly. Her pussy was as tight as he expected of the nerdy princess who didn't get out enough, and after his thorough warm-up of her, she was plenty slick and wet to accept even his robust length and girth, and the feeling of her folds stroking his ridges as he thrust deeper within her was magical. Discord let out a satisfied sigh, his eyes crossing a bit in a moment of suspended bliss. "That's what I've needed..."

"Does the Spirit of Chaos have trouble getting some action without magical assistance?" Twilight teased him, turning her head back to shoot a smirk his way while her hands stroked the base of Spike's cock.

Discord frowned. "You shouldn't talk with your mouth full, Princess."

"My mouth- mmmmf!" Once again, Twilight's words were cut off by Discord, this time as he gripped the back of her head and planted her muzzle directly in the cleft of Spike's heavy nuts. Twilight didn't protest, and now Spike groaned as she nuzzled her nose into his orbs, her lips suckling on the flesh and her tongue bathing them. With Twilight silenced and at his mercy, Discord withdrew his long dick to thrust back within her, earning a smack of their hips, a muffled moan from her, and a shiver of hot sensation through his body.

Discord set his pace, rocking his hips into Twilight's backside and thrusting evenly into her marehood. Watching her tail flag, her young backside ripple with his hard strokes, and her marehood wet his thick flesh with tight lips and shining fluid quickly built up the pleasure within his body, growls of satisfaction rumbling in his chest to match Twilight's groans and Spike's husky grunts. Discord didn't know how long he could hold his hips so steady before he lost himself to pounding lust, but judging by the way Twilight flung her rump into him, seemingly desperate to be stuffed full and spread by his knot, perhaps he wouldn't be the first to cum after all.

The view in front of him was just as inspiring as the view of Twilight's behind. The princess's hands wrapped around Spike's thick, needy dragon cock, kneading and pumping at the base and up the shaft while her lips and tongue lavished his scaly balls until they indeed shined in the crystal light of the castle, coated with her spit. Discord bucked his hips more firmly into Twilight, his knot pushing and threatening to plunge into her as his cockhead throbbed deep within her, but also shoving her repeatedly into Spike's sack, the greater momentum earning audible smacks from Discord's own nuts as they impacted on Twilight's soft thighs. To see her pinned between two powerful, hung males in such a dirty, even downright slutty, position excited Discord just as much as it excited the demure princess.

Spike, however, was reeling with pent-up lust. His raging erection throbbed powerfully in Twilight's hands, his imminent release growing more distant as the stimulation from her blowjob faded. He gasped, becoming more desperate. "This might be better for you, Discord, but what about me? I can't get off to a handjob, and I don't want sloppy seconds!"

Discord chuckled, the laughter rippling through his barreled chest. "Oh, Spike, don't you see the advantages this position affords? I didn't flip Twilight over just so I could enjoy a little doggy-style." Discord leaned forward, his long neck easily stretching toward Spike's crotch, his beard and long muzzle hovering over Spike's pointed-up hard-on. He licked his lips pointedly. "Put hot dogs on the list of foods I'm talented with."

When Spike realized what Discord had planned, he gulped audibly. "But... that's... I mean, I'm not-" The young dragon was at a loss for words, but he couldn't deny how tempting the offer was. He wondered just how far Discord could go, and in his thoughts, neglected to give a true denial.

"Down the hatch," Discord said with a devilish grin. Then, he opened his maw wide and dove down on Spike's cock, the draconequus swallowing half in one motion like a snake engulfs its prey.

"Gah! Ahh... ohhh, fuck..." Spike cursed under his breath as Discord's lips stretched around his shaft and his tongue swirled around his sensitive, ridged flesh. Discord had taken easily what Twilight had struggled to fit into her throat, and with that long neck of his, Spike had no doubt the draconequus could deepthroat him, the thought alone making his toes curl with pleasurable anticipation. Discord stroked and sucked on his length, bobbing lightly, humming in satisfaction.

"Mmm..." It had certainly been a while since Discord had entertained a stallion, but he hadn't forgotten how satisfying the feeling of a stiff, needy cock in his throat could be. As the Spirit of Chaos, wild, horny, unfettered sex was practically his signature, and the blend of acts and roles occurring, fucking a mare while blowing a male, dominating a princess utterly with his fat cock while preparing to guzzle a fat load checked off so many chaotic boxes. The heat was quickly building within him, the others, and even the room itself now that Spike was back in on the action, and Discord intended to show him just what he could do. He didn't let up on Twilight's hips, his girth spearing into her hot folds hard and fast while he moved lower.

Spike's claws gripped his bedsheets when he felt Discord make for another descent on his length. His throbbing cockhead met some resistance as it hit the back of Discord's mouth, but when it popped into his throat, all he felt was the tight squeeze of Discord's neck, slowly engulfing more and more of his upper shaft while Discord's pursed lips and swiping tongue devoured more and more of his lower member. He watched with rapt attention as his mouth sank lower, saliva and gulping noises accompanying every inch, until finally he felt Discord's beard tickle the top of his ballsack and his nose bump into his pelvis. He couldn't help but cry out, "Ohh, Discord! Yeah! Mmm, yes!"

Spike's magically-enhanced malehood was challenging for Discord, requiring a slow descent rather than simply swallowing every inch at once like a female guard might. But even he had to moan when he finally succeeded in taking it all, his throat stretched and stuffed sufficiently and his muzzle picking up the hints of a mature, draconic musk on Spike's scales. But now was time for the home stretch, and the very best part. Discord was leaned over Twilight completely, and planted his paw and talons on the bed, straddling her with his chest while she kissed and fondled Spike's balls below. The heat of the act built his arousal with each new thrust into her, and he began to pick up the pace, ramming his knot against her marehood, battering her entrance to prepare her for its eventual conquest within her. As he did, he bobbed on Spike's shaft once more, pulling out all the stops. He twisted his head, sucked with his lips as he rose and stroked with his tongue as he descended, laying on the saliva and moaning in his neck for vibrations, slurping, slobbering, giving Spike's big dick the most thorough, sloppiest, and downright dirtiest blowjob Discord could muster.

When Twilight's eyes uncrossed and she looked up to see the big stud that was Discord eagerly fellating the big stud that was Spike, the realization of a fangirl fantasy she had held deep in her heart quickly sent her over the edge of climax. Every inch of thick cock Discord slammed into her, reaching the deepest depths even her toys had failed to explore, rocked her body to its core, her clit burning and pussy throbbing for more. She could feel the tension building in her very womb, growing bigger and hotter as Discord's long cock stabbed at it with his powerful thrusts. "Oh, Celestia! Discord! Ahhh!" she called, withdrawing from Spike's orbs as he plowed her rump harder and harder.

Spike also felt his climax quickly approaching. His solo-session before Discord had even arrived, plus Twilight's blowjob had left his teetering on the brink nearly the whole time, and now, feeling Discord's firm lips and tight throat handle his great dragon dick with ease pushed him over as well. His meat throbbed in Discord's neck, the pulses growing quicker and quicker as his balls prepared to unload. "Fuck! I-I'm cumming!" he grunted as his claws bunched the sheets below him even tighter.

Discord could feel it too. His knot swelling, nuts rising, shaft throbbing with imminent release. But he held onto his focus for as long as he could, slathering Spike's cock with his tongue and burying his muzzle onto it as deeply as he could, ready for Spike's fresh release while he pounded into Twilight, ready for the sweet satisfaction of his own release as well. His hips bucked faster and faster, burying himself more and more into her, his knot stretching her folds a little more with every thrust. For the longest time, it seemed like it wouldn't go, that his girth was too great for her to accept completely. He was so close! Just a little more! He growled in his throat, bobbing faster on Spike's dick, sweat beading his eyebrows and matting his chest hair. He gripped Twilight's tail in his paw, his cock throbbing painfully trying to fruitlessly earn his climax as the others barreled toward theirs. But with a strong yank of his beefy arm and a powerful thrust from his strong hips, Discord popped his knot into Twilight's hot depths.

Cum flooded from every which way as Twilight spasmed beneath the males, her clitoris electrified and her pussy trembling to be stretched so wide, finally taking Discord's fat, hard knot and the full length of his mighty cock. Her voice caught, and she could only gasp as her body exploded, clenching hard around Discord's thick, pulsing dick buried deep within her. Her contractions milked Discord's balls for all they could, his seed flowing out of him in great gushes, stuffing Twilight full as his knot sealed her off, leaving his hot spunk with nowhere else to go, his throbbing cock eager to give her more, his weak thrusts within her drawing out his pleasure. His knot sang to be clenched by her tight pussy, just as much as Spike's sang to be stroked by Discord's expert tongue. His dragon cock throbbed hard, spewing fat wads of hot cum down Discord's gullet, who stroked Spike's shaft with every drop he swallowed. Discord was in heaven. To be buried balls-deep in a princess's cunt while a big dragon was buried balls-deep in his face, erupting hot cum into her just as much as he took it, buried to the knot and breeding Twilight while his tongue swam through salty, creamy dragon jism was nothing short of divine. So Discord held Twilight's rump fast for his knot and sucked at the cock that fed him, letting the release pour out of the three in equal measures until they were well spent.

And when they were spent, they collapsed. Discord fell to his side, taking a knot-tied Twilight with him while Spike reclined, pulling his cock free from Discord's lips with a wet slurp. Twilight was left gasping for air, Spike breathed heavily, and Discord released a satisfied sigh.

"Wow..." was all Twilight could say.

"That was... uh..." Spike faltered.

"Given you some things to think about, eh?" Discord teased the young dragon.

"I'm not too worried about it," Spike replied. "But... I can keep this body for now, right?"

Discord waved his paw nonchalantly. "Ehh, sure. At least until the spell wears off. But-" here Discord popped himself across the room, suddenly leaving Twilight feeling very empty as he re-donned his suit jacket, straightening his arms through the sleeves, "I believe this is where I take my leave."

"So soon?" Twilight said. "But what about the time spell you mentioned? I was hoping you could explain to me a bit more about it."

Discord shrugged. "Truthfully? It doesn't matter, even if I understood it. My recommendation is that you two take the day off. Enjoy that big hot body of Spike's while it lasts."

Spike grinned. "That sounds like a good idea."

Twilight grinned as well, rubbing Spike's thigh. "Round two then?"

Discord waggled his finger after zipping up his trousers. "Tootles." With another poof he was off. His sexual shenanigans were quickly escalating, and now that he had a good warm-up, he was ready to start getting really wild with his temporary temporal freedom.

Author's Note

I'm still taking requests on this fic! Even though it's been a long time since it's been updated, I still have all the old requests saved.

I know a lot of readers would rather me work on other things, but if I'm going to attempt to return to clop to finish all the things I've started, I'd like to spend some time working on a fic I really enjoy, involving my favorite character. Seeing this thing get attention even when it sat in limbo for so long really motivated me to finish this chapter, so keep the requests coming, and thanks for the support!