Beautiful Rainbows, Unicorns, and Rainbow Unicorns: The Daily Antics and Adventures of. . . Everyone

Price observed Onyx through the glass of the bakery shop. He wore a satisfied grin and he waved good-bye cutely to the bubbly pink mare. Price met the dragon at the front door which surprised Onyx. The smell of sex smacked Price in his muzzle as if he had run into a brick wall. He snorted in disgust. Onyx smiled at him dopily.

"Rèçèníç rest in peace," the gray wolf commented as he walked away shaking his head.

"Should I take a fourth bath?" Onyx questioned after the wolf.

"You should keep Onyx junior in your pants," Price advised, annoyed, "I will delight the day Chrysalis chops him off. I'll even bake a cake."

Onyx laughed, "I didn't have any money; I had to pay her back some way."

"Your funeral, Onyx, your funeral," was all Price had to say to his comrade. A fluffy, white blur appeared in his peripherals, and he snapped his head to catch a glimpse of Angel run behind the shop. "I gotta go," he said as he ran the direction the bunny sped away.

One would believe being able to see scent trails would make things easier, under normal circumstances, they would be correct; but, when the target redoubles his trail over and over again, that is when difficulties set in. He finally caught up to the bunny.

"Oh, you are so mine!" Price thought. He paralyzed Angel by overloading the bunny's brain, which made the bunny tumble and crashed into a stall.

"What tha hay?" Applejack peered around her apple stall and saw Angel bunny crumpled against the wood. "Angel?" Suddenly, he began to float and zoomed away. She followed the bunny and saw Price. Angel was hovering over his head. "What'cha doin' with Angel, sugar cube?"

"I have been searching for him all afternoon for Fluttershy, Applejack," Price's voice echoed in her head. (Something she struggled to come to terms with.)

"He don't wanna take a bath or sumthin'?" Applejack asked the approaching wolf.

"Vaccination time."

"Ahhh, Ah see now," Applejack chuckled. She shuffled nervously under Price's yellow gaze. "I-Is there sumthin' on mah face?"

Price shook his head, "No. Sorry for staring. It was just. . . at the moment, the sunlight really accentuates your beauty and you took my breath away," he smiled up at her. He turned tail and jogged away, "I'll see you around."

"Uh. . . yeah," Applejack said dumbfounded. She hid her embarrassed face with her hat, "Mah 'beauty', huh?"

"Applejack?" a familiar deep voice broke her thoughts.

She put her hat back on and saw Grey standing in front of the stall. "Heya, Grey. What can Ah do fer ya?"

"Wow," Grey smiled and leaned on the stall, "I could really listen to you talk all day." He cleared his throat, "Anyways, I'm here for a bushel of apples, please."

Applejack chuckled, "Your flattery ain't gunna make me lower mah prices, Grey. Ten bits."

"Hmm," Grey rubbed his short beard, "So. . . if we were to get married, I'd have access to all the apples I could want, right?"

"Sure," Applejack laughed, "When we get married is when Ah start plantin' pears."

Grey placed the bits in the money box and lifted a basket full of apples, "Let me start tilling the land."

Applejack chuckled, "What'cha gunna do with them apples anyways?"

Grey cast a mischievous grin, "That's between me and the Crusaders."

Applejack rolled her eyes and sighed, "As long as whatever yer doin' don't end up like last time."

Grey laughed, "It was just a little science experiment!"

"Uh huh," Applejack retorted dubiously, "It took tha whole town a week tah clean up y'alls last 'experiment'."

"We will be on our best behavior, Missus Applejack," Grey said as he walked away and waved goodbye.

Grey watched the guards walking out of the armory. He scanned the hall to the left and saw no guards, he scanned right and saw the last of the day shift leave. Thanks to Vinny, he knew their schedule and the perfect time to enact his plan.

"We got three minutes, ladies. Let's go!" he ran across the hall and into the armory. He ushered in the yellow country filly, the white unicorn filly, the orange pegasus filly, the blue earth filly, and the two black pegasi fillies, into the armory. "You all remember the plan?" he questioned the Crusaders." He received a round of 'yeses' from his partners in crime.

He dropped the sacks of apples onto the floor. Everyone grabbed apples and started placing them on the tips of all the spears and swords.

"We are going to be in so much trouble if we get caught!" Scootaloo giggled.

"Keep your voice down and we won't get caught," Cobalt Blossom advised.

Grey was waiting for the fillies to finish at the other end of the armory. He kept an ear out for the guards. They all lined up behind him when they were done with their mischevious task. Grey led the Crusaders outside, it was a tall order, trying to keep them in line and quiet but they made it out of the castle without being spotted.

Vinter Solace sat in the training yard and munched on an apple. He basked in the sun, letting his maroon coat and pink mane absorb the solar rays. When he had finished his apple, he spotted the giant of a man push open the double doors, followed by six fillies. A grin slowly formed on his lips as his friend drew closer.

"It is done," Grey stated, the Crusaders proceeded to do a round of hoof bumps.

Vinny chuckled, picked up a brown sack of bits from off the ground, and handed it to Grey, "The Nightwatch thanks you. And will call on you again for your excellent services."

"Anything for the foals," Grey commented and held out his fist for Vinny. Vinny obliged and bumped his fist. "This should be enough for a new clubhouse."

Vinny ruffled Cobalt Blossom's gray mane, "So, you and those two black fillies are new Crusaders, eh?"

"Yup!" Cobalt Blossom confirmed with a gleeful hop.

"Yeah!" Apple Bloom added, "Havin' CB, Jet Sentinel, an' Scout Melanite join tha Crusaders has been a whole lot more fun!"

A loud alarm sounded throughout the castle.

Grey glanced at his watch and humphed, "Thirty-seven seconds late."

Vinny laughed, "I'll escort the Crusaders out of here safely, Grey."

"Thanks. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go see how much trouble I am in," Grey smiled and waved them farewell.