Fluttercord Related Junk (A.K.A: A Bored 15 yr Old Writes a Fanfic)

I wrote this for fun, so don’t take it seriously

So one day, Fluttershy was in her cottage waiting for Discord.

Oh, I hope he gets here soon! Fluttershy worried, I hope nothing bad happened to my love...Oh what am I thinking! she blushed.

Just then, Discord knocked on the door.

Oh, I can’t wait to see my one true love Fluttershy...Oh what am I thinking! he blushed.

Fluttershy opened the door and let him inside, blushing when she looked at him, and he blushed when he looked at her..

Oh my celestia! I think I’m in love with Discord! Fluttershy blushed.

They sat down and drunk some tea, and the whole time Discord blushed at Fluttershy.

I just realized I’m in love with Fluttershy and now I have no idea to announce my feelings! Discord blushed.

“Would you like some more tea?” Fluttershy asked her one true love soul partner for life Discord.

“Of course my dear, sweet, lovely, caring, sexy Fluttershy.” Discord said looking into his soul mate’s eyes and blushing.

“What was those last three-”

“Nothing.”

So they had the tea party and blushed the whole time while drinking tea.

Meanwhile, Twilight had new guards arriving.

“I wonder who it is?” Twilight said quizzically while sorting all her books to be perfectly symmetrical to one another in size, shape, and alphabetical order.

Just then, Princess Celestia came in.

“Here’s the new guards Twilight!” she said with a smirk.

There were normal uninteresting background guards, except for a orange colored one. It was…………………………………………………..Flash Sentry!

“Oh Celesty!” she said seeing Flash.

“Ok, you got your guards, bye now!” Celestia said leaving.

Flash walked up to the purple unicorn.

“Hey bby” he said.

Twilight blushed and giggled.

Then, a piece of the castle fell off and came down towards Twilight.

“Oh no!” she yelled, “I’m going to be crushed by this piece of concrete and there’s nothing I can do to avoid this cursed fate.

Just then, Flash pushed Twilight out of the way.

“Oh my goodness! Thank you!” she said, I’m think I’m falling in love with him! I mean, he’s so dreamy and...and...complex.

Flash then started playing the guitar and Twilight swooned.

“You just the played the strings of my heart! Lets go on a date you stud muffin!”

“Rock and Roll!” Flash said.

Meanwhile, back at the cottage.

I’m gonna go tell Discord my feelings!” Fluttershy said to herself.

Eek-wok-wok-wok! Angel said, which meant ‘You crazy, he evil.’

“Angel shut up, my love for Discord is so deep and pure!”

She then headed out of the house.

Discord was in a tree relaxing. He didn’t know whether or not to tell Fluttershy his feelings because what if she didn’t like him back!

Then all of a suddenly, an blue alicorn with blue eyes and blue hair came flying down towards him using her wings. She had a moon cutie mark (basically like Luna in the show) and was colored blue all around, but it was obvious it wasn’t chaotic. It was………….....Luna!

“Discord.” she said in her royal Canterlot voice. “Thou must confesseth thou feelings to Fluttershy.

Discord though about Fluttershy and her sexah eyes and her pink hair and how her face looks just like Paris Hilton.

“No, Luna!” he shouted back.

Luna gave him a necklace, “No! Please!”

“Thou must!” she yelled. “If thou does not, then I shall tell thy beloved Fluttershy!”

“How did you know?” he asked in a surprised way.

Luna got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on her face. “I stalketh thou in your dreams.” she answered royally. “And if doth not tell Fluttershy, then thou know what I will tell!” she shouted. Then she flew away angrily using her wings.

Discord was so scared and mad and didn’t know what to do. Suddenly Fluttershy came into the woods.

“Fluttershy!” he said. “Hi!”

“Hi.” she said back and her face was all in a blush. She was wearing a dab of foundation and black eyeliner kind of like a hexagon (geddit) between Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan.

“Wanna go take a walk?” Discord asked, "Not a date." he added.......blushing

“Ok!” Fluttershy said happily and they went on a ‘walk’.

Meanwhile, Pinkie was walking down the street.

“I’m so happy, the air is warm, the sun is shining, and the bugs are mating!” she gleamed, “Everything’s just so happy!”

Just then she bumped into someone.

“Oof!” she said as she fell on her bottom.

“I’m sorry.” the cloaked man said.

“That’s okay! But who are you?” she asked.

“Its me!” the man said excitedly revealing himself to be...Cheese Sandwich!

“Cheese!” Pinkie said happily.

“Pinkie!” Cheese said happily.

They hugged and Pinkie decided that now was the perfect time to reveal her feelings.

“Cheese, for a long time I’ve like-liked you! Will you be my special somepony?”

“Of course!” he said happily and they kissed.

“Lets go on a date right now!” she said.

They then went on a date as a new happy couple.

Fluttershy and Discord were walking through the street, and Discord was wondering how to tell Fluttershy his feelings. Unbeknownst to him, Fluttershy was thinking the same thing.

I need to act natural, or he’ll be able to tell that I love him, Fluttershy thought.

“Wow! Such a nice day today?” Fluttershy said.

“Its very lovely, but needs more chaos.” Discord said, because he was the god of chaos.

“You’re such a great friend!” Fluttershy said, causing Discord to look sad.

“I knew it! You only think of me as a friend.” he sobbed, completely in character.

“No! Its not what you think!” Fluttershy yelled, but Discord knew too much.

“Whatever! Now u can go anh marry Bulk and Tree Smoker!” he yelled and made fun of Tree Hugger cause she’s a hippy.

“No! Please!” she yelled, but Discord teleported away!

“Oh! I need to find him before he leaves Equestria forever!” she cried.

Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash had gotten accepted into the Wonderbolts!

“I’m in the Wonderbolts!” she said excitedly.

Just then, Soarin walked up to her.

“You’re cute, and I have a huge crush on you since the time you saved me! Go out with me please!?” he begged.

“Of course you gullible egghead! You can definitely believe me because I’m the element of h-LOYALTY” the blue one said happily and they started making out.

“Discord! Discord!” Flutterrshy called, looking for her soulmate.

Discord was sitting in a tree sobbing, completely in character.

“Discord come down please!” she begged.

“No!” he pouted.

“Discord P. Sullivan get down here this instant!” she yelled.

“Fine!”

He came down and Fluttershy knew it was time.

“I said that because I didn’t want you to know that I love you yet!” she said.

“REALLY!” he said happily, “I love you so mu-”

Just then, Fluttershy was gone and a message fell on the ground. It was from...Chrysalis, Sombra, Tirek, and Flurry Heart!

Discord,

We have kidnapped Fluttershy because she’s the strongest element of harmony and we felt like it. If you want her back, come to our evil castle on top of the hill.

Signed,
Chrysalis, Sombra, Tirek, and Fullruyr Hrreaet

The last one looked like it was signed by a newborn.

“I must save her!” Discord said clenching his fist holding the note in the air.

Meanwhile, Rarity was stuck in a love triangle between Fancy Pants and a newly bishonen grown up Spike.

"The one you choose? I hope it's me, 'cause I will always love you madam." Fancy Pants sung for some reason.

"I will not lose, you need to choose, so-" Bishie Spike also sang.

"Choose me..."

"Choose me..."

"Choose me..."

"Choose me..."

"No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!" Rarity also sang.
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"Well that musical number didn't solve anything." Fancy Pants said.

"Yeah, come one Rarity! You know its me you want!"

"Preposterous! You don't want some dragon, you want a respectable stallion like me!"

“Oh who do I pick!” she yelled.

She then remembered her romance novel School Days ending and how it ended so well for the main character Makoto.

“I’ll just date them both!" she said, "This solves everything perfectly with no repercussions!"

She looked at them, and told them.

They both nodded, and Bishie Spike gave her a huge present! A week on a yacht with just the two of them!

"My goodness! Thank you Spike! I'll get ready right away!" she said not noticing Fancy Pants glaring at her.

"Maybe I should come with you to prepare." Bishie Spike said.

"Don't worrky Spike darling, its not like I'm gonna die or anything!"

Discord stood in front of the castle and was about to head in, but we don’t wanna see that yet we still have to talk about that orange one’s love life.

“Do you Applejack, take these 12 stallions to be yur lawfully wed’ed husbunds?” Granny Smith said

“As the element of l-HONESTY! Ah do!” she said.

“What about y’all.” Granny Smith said.

“I do.” said Caramel.

“I do.” said Tenderhoof.

“I do.” said Troubleshoes.

“I do.” said Doctor Whooves.

“I do.” said Bulk.

“I do.” said Pip.

“I do.” said Braeburn.

“I do.” said Thunderlane.

“I do.” said Cranky since he divorced Maltida.

“I do.” said Prince Blueblood.

“I do.” said Double Diamond.

“Eeyup” said Big Mac.

“Now y’all can do the whole kissing bride thing...hey! Wh’re ‘the cake?” Granny Smith asked.

Meanwhile, Mrs. Cake was baking a cake when Starlight walked in.

“Oh Starlight! Can you help me quickly make a wedding cake! I didn’t realize the time and now I’m running late.”

“Sure!” Starlight gleamed, “I love to be of help!”

Starlight then used her magic and quickly made a wedding cake that looked magnificent.

“Here you go! Just take this to them an-”

“Bitch, you trying run me outta business! Get your ass outta here!”

Starlight’s eyetwitched before she dumped the cake on her.

“What you gonna do now Mrs. Bitch? Huh?!” Starlight said as she started knocking all the ingredients on the floor.

“Get yo ass over here!”

What followed was a fight of epic proportions between Starlight and Mrs. Cake, but this fic isn’t about that so lets get back to Discord finally.

Discord walked to the main hall where all 3 of them were sitting.

“Give me back Fluttershy!” he yelled.

“No! She’s stuck in a deep sleep and only true love will wake her up!” Chrysalis told him for whatever reason.

Meanwhile, Scrappy did nothing but fly around the room and be a nuisance.

Discord thought of what to do….

I know! he thought!

“I-oof!” Tirek tackled him.

“Shut up! We’re not letting you ruin our plans!” Tirek yelled.

Sombra blinked his eyes and looked evil.

“I love you Fluttershy!” Discord managed to yell.

Then the castle got destroyed because reasons and evereyone was sent to wherever, but Sombra, who died a painful death.

Discord took Fluttershy and left the destroyed castle, not noticing Sparky-I mean Flurry Heart flying towards Canterlot destroying everything in her path.

Fluttershy woke up in her house and rembered everything. She decided to talk to her friends.

“Ashe tjhe ejement of h-LOYALTY! I shay yu cun do it!” Rainbow Dash said muffedly because she was making out was with Soarin.

“You can do it!” Twilight said while swooning over Flash who was playing the guitar.

“Yay! Do it Fluttershy!” Pinkie said while jumping with Cheese on a trampoline.

Bishie Spike withdrew a bloody dozuki from Fancy Pants who had a bloody knife. Behind him was a bloody bag with purple hair coming out of it.

"...Its a long story."

“Do it sugarcube!” Applejack said with her 37 children behind her.

Fluttershy was confident and went to go see Discord in the forest.

“Fluttershy!” he said, “I wanted to tell you that-”

“I know.” she said and kissed him.

Discord had a huge smile on his face, “Oh I’m so happy, lets get married!”

So they got married and everyone was there cheering for them.

Discord gave Fluttershy the necklace as a gift and she was elated as they went on their honeymoon.

They had 8 children and lived happily ever after.

THE END

Author's Note

So yeah, I was bored and I decided to write this. Its basically a parody of all the Fluttercord cliches I’ve noticed when reading. This story isn’t attacking anyone, I wrote it for fun. Also, I wanted to try an upload something so I can get used to the uploading system on here. Well that’s all, see ya next time.

-HowlingWolf15

P.S: Hope you guys got the reference I made to another fanfic.