Average Tuesday Night

by AurumLupus

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle, Anthro, Main 6, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Rarity, Romance, Sex
Length: 1197

Unashamed Porn with no rhyme or reason. Read at your own risk.

Twilight and Rarity write a porno.(two drunken idiots write a pony story) AurumLupus feat. Jason Jax (comedy advisor) two sexy as hell horse fuckers who fight over Luna (she's mine/ Jax) (No, you get Celestia-Aurum)/ could be worse (or we could double team Luna-Aurum)/Jax, always an option! Tiz Jokes (But seriously who would not wanna bang that sweet succulent princess?) Grade A Shitposting this is FIM youtube poop .
This is unashamed porn.
And judging by the downvotes, we did the right job

Published 2016-05-04 08:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-05-04 08:50:01 UTC

Fuckshipping is magic

FUCKSHIPPING IS MAGIC

“Darling you simply are not the useful alicorn for the task before us.” Rarity exclaimed, huffing mightily at the Purple Pony Princess. Wishing, instead, she had chosen Cadance. The atmosphere in the tight cramped library grew heated.

“But I know this lifestyle from Celestia’s summer camp” The alicorn said coyly. Rarity’s cunt widened at the erotic idea of her friend bringing disciplining her upon her marehood. Who would have guessed the little purple bookworm would be this kinky?

Rarity licked her lips, imagining Twilight dressed in black leather, the jacket she stole from Sunset Shimmer looked even better on Twilight, who knew she could be such a dirty mare. The whole point of this exercise was to test something for Celestia’s private erotic stash.

Meanwhile, Luna looked over her tower doing nothing looking sexy as all hell. Those sweet blue moons straining against her tight spandex.

Anyways, Twilight was blushing, imagining her friend dressed in a Prench maid outfit. (Prench is french for fuck that hot whore of a pony with a horse sized cock). Those sexy marshmallow hips squeezed into a tight short skirt with those tight little thongs that slutty ponies love, with those sweet succulent pony pussy lips hidden behind a single scrap of cloth.

Neighther (booo /Jax) one of them had any idea what the other was thinking, but suddenly the room smelled like sex. Like, orgy level of hormones raging throughout the small room in the library. (Because everybody knows libraries are the best place for sexy times, thank you college). Little did Rarity know that this particular room was the one Twilight used for her BDSM dungeon. If Rarity had looked closely at the walls, ceiling and floor, she would have noticed many hidden anchor points.

Little did Rarity the airheaded ditz know what Trixie and Twilight were planning. Twilight and the cuntbuzzing blue magician had planned to make Rarity their bitch. Rarity also did not notice the hidden camcorders placed strategically around the room. Celestia had asked for something erotic, so that is what her star pupil would give her, anything for that big-assed white alicorn. THis would get that thousand year old cunt dripping.

Apple horse having wincest. Moving on.

Rarity suddenly found herself strapped to a wall, magic inhibitor over her white horn, with a very sexy strapon-clad Trixy grinning evilly. (Though in wrestling terms trixie is a mid-card at best. Jax 2016) “Twilight, dear, help me!” she cried out, not knowing whether to be turned on or terrified. (Turned on, this is the emotion to feel, do it.). Her eyes widened in horror as Twilight grinned, turning to the closet and returning with crotchless panties highlighting that beautiful purple pussy. Rarity would love for nothing more than to bury her face in those sweet succulent purple folds.
Twilight grinned, gently cupping Trixies generous B-ish cups. Although trixy may have small boobs, her ass was beautiful, perfectly rounded, although if one had looked closely, one would see the enchanted buttplug lodged in her ponut.(mmm, FILTHY added Jax)It was through this device that Twilight could control the blue mare.

“Tonight, you are mine you may whine and dine but you are mine you swine and my devine line shall be to entwine your behind, ungrateful bitch.” Twilight spat at Rarity, waving a riding crop menacingly close to Rarity’s now dripping cunt.

Luna and Celestia committed many acts of princest, namely grinding their immortal cunts together. *Im Batman, moving on,(Oh Damn! errybody fuckin/Jax)

Trixie smiled as she watched Twilight rare back and smack the pristine white cunt lips of Rarity. “This. Is. For. All. The. Pointless. Bitching. You. Have. Always. Been. Doing.” With every word came a harder slap. Rarity whimpered as Twilight shifted from the kind Princess of Friendship into the Dominatrix of DOOM. She stepped aside and motioned to her mindslave Trixie. “Now then, for your crimes against my sanity, you will receive the fucking of your life, take it away, slut.” she motioned to Trixie, who stepped forward, slamming the 17.000000001^2 inch long by 5 inch diameter rubber model of Big Mac’s cock. (its the biiig shoooowww/Jax)

Trixie rared back and rammed the dick in dry, as Phoenix in june. Rarity almost fainted from the colliding sensations of being filled to the brim, and the pain from having something so goddamned huge slammed into her virgin cunt. Rarity came and went. Hard. Like, hard enough to shove the massive dildo out of her now ruined cunt, throwing poor Trixie to the ground.Trixie was doused by the explosion with marecum and some blood and marecum and more marecum. Trixie was literally almost drowning in Rarity’s juices. (Oh My)

“DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM” Twilight said, as she looked from the now unconscious Trixy to the half sobbing/ half almost comatose Rarity still chained to the wall.

Then Silver spoon was caught with an ass load of illicit “plants” and was arrested as a felon, what will happen to her in prisondon't drop the silver soap. Pez dispencer of cocks. Carrying on....

Twilight grinned as she walked up to the now almost broken cocksleeve named Rarity. “Hmmm, I see you are not broken yet. Let me fix that.” She conjured two massive dildos, which she procedded to ram into poor cocksleeve Rarity. Rarity gasped as her poor ponut was stretched painfully by the massive fake cock. She screamed in agony as she was stuffed to the brim with dick. Twilight could see the outline of the dicks against Rarity’s belly.(

Rarity was gasping, but still somewhat coherent.(just how i like em) Deciding to make the final push, Twilight began pouring magical semen into Rarity,a t the same time beating the shit out of her supple white mounds of glory. (At least double D’s). Trixie was still passed out on the floor from the knockout punch of Rarity’s orgasm. Rarity screamed incoherently to the heavens as her belly began to descend from the amount of magical spooge being pumped into her by the Princess of Fuckship.

Cherilee lay at her desk being eaten out by all the adorable innocent little foals in her class enjoying the feeling of their tiny tongues. It is a feeling that cannot be replicated by any dream or other pony with a spell. Truly divine. Moving on…

Rarity was completely broken. Twilight allowed her to collapse to the floor on top of the poor Trixie. THen she put her hoof over top of them like some sort of war hero. But Rarity was still twitching, so, being the logical one, Twilight sat on her face, forcing the white mare’s muzzle deep into her folds. Twilight groaned as the wakening tongue of her dressmaking friend began to labor intensely. Twilight finally came form muzzle fucking her broken friend.

“WHAT IS THIS THOU HAST SHOWN US SISTER?” Luna screamed at Celestia, holding the videotape labeled ‘Element of Harmony, the fun version.’Her other hand was covering her sopping wet cunt.

Author's Note

So, this is what happens when you get two drunken bronies together really late at night, with no idea what is happening. This is unashamed porn with no rhyme or reason.