Cupcake Insanity

by Pkmnpass

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Dark, Horror, Random
Length: 2684

A young earth pony comes across a point of Honesty and insanity

in a universe not quite set in Equestria, but a split between it and earth. A young confused pony named Andrew Emersky Starts to make a change in his life by turning his friends into baked goods. with the later help of his twisted buddies and some family bonding with his brother and sister, but even thought the story ends the fun never dies.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-05-04 19:11:32 UTC

Sweet yet Salty

After what happened to Alyssa Caster Andrew Emersky wasn’t going to stop there, he had more plans for his other school friends…

After Andrew turned Alyssa into cupcakes, he went out and gave them to his friends at his group home. With an addition to giving a cupcake to Tyarah Cuppamilk one that had sleeping powder baked inside.

Tyarah wakes up on a weird table her back was spread through the middle while the sides were open curving from the top to the bottom like an hourglass

“Oh my god what’s happening?!” Tyarah screamed

“Welcome Tyarah. This is your lucky day! you’ve been chosen to make baked goods with me.”

“What the hell are you talking about!?!”

“You’re going to become a brownie with my help!”

Tyarah starts to scream and struggle but it was no better than to use all her strength, and the fact that Andrew was smiling made her even more terrified.

After Andrew was done he took a second to think...he looked at the empty bodies of Alyssa and Tyarah, and what else would you think. He had an idea...he decided to sew them up so he could have them forever, he sewed and stuffed them up because they were his friends and he didn’t want to forget the time they made cupcakes.

"Hey." Cayden said

"I thought you said I could make brownies this time!"

"Oh sorry she woke up. Plus I didn't want to let life go with someone who hates her." Andrew said not thinking anything about it.

"Oh look another just woke up" Andrew added

"Who is it?" Cayden asked

"Devyn, she really mean to me today. So I guess it's her turn, even if her name didn't come up...I guess I could let it slide."

"May I do the baking this round?"

"You may."

“what the...where am I?!” Devyn started to panic

“Guess who’s going to be a Cupcake...” whispered Cayden.

Richer than honey.

Andrew Emersky was walking to school one day when all of a sudden...

“Hello Andrew...” Mobsie greeted

“Oh, hello...Mobsie.” as I walked by her something seemed off...and i mean more than she is already...I shrugged and kept moving. by the time i was in class there was warning signs all over the school they said to watch out for missing children...

“Hey Andrew how's life?” my teacher asked

“Fine...why?” My Confusion grew.

“Well... come here for a second” Shawn said leading me into the hallway

“I know why you’re here...you’re here to take all of my class!”

“How do you know about this?” Andrew was shocked to what he was hearing.

“That’s not important. The important thing is that you rot in hell-”

Andrew Emersky stabbed his teacher Shawn in the chest, and as Shawn fell to the ground to lie dead he softly laughed and passed Andrew didn't know what to do he was going to get caught for sure...but just then...

“Hey need some transportation?” Mobsie quietly said walking from around the corner

Andrew nodded and went under the schools secret tunnel that connected all the way to his basement. Andrew made cupcakes with a dash of something “special” while Mobsie whipped the floor clean from blood.

Andrew then went online and found his other friend. He went to Sierra Bondi's house, went on her doorstep and rang the doorbell.

"Hey Sierra, can I come in?" Andrew asked in a polite manor

"Oh, sure" Sierra threw out

"So what's up?" Sierra asked, she seemed uneasy maybe even scared.

"Well...what's up with you?" Andrew asked in concern

"It's a long story..."

"I think I can help"

"How could you help me? Sierra jumped

"Well, when I'm feeling down...I have a cupcake!"

"Andrew...you know I make baked goods all the time, I don't think it'll be better than what I make...and not even my own cooking makes me feel better!"

"Well, there's only one way to find out." Andrew held out a cupcake.

Sierra took a bite of the cupcake and as her eyes flew wide...she barely chewed, it was so good. When she was done she started to get dizzy

"See you on the other side..." Andrew said

Sierra collapsed...by the time she woke up she saw Andrew right away.

"Hey sierra it's time to make more cupcakes!" Andrew said in a high yet happy tone

"And you're our special something that's going into the cupcakes." Cayden tried to scare her.

It runs in the family.

Andrew Emersky yet again found his classmate on the internet, this time being Erica Lurker. He thought for a second and realized that him and Erica were not the best of friends...just then while thinking of what he was going to bake today.

“Andrew what are you doing down here-” Hannah Emersky stopped herself to what she was seeing.

“...What the hell Andrew!” Hannah was terrified

“It’s okay, nothing and nobody here is going to hurt you here.” Andrew tried to comfort his sister.

“This...What is all this?” Hannah managed to force her words out.

“I make cupcakes with sleeping powder. Then I give them to whoever’s name comes up then I bring them here and start the process to make cupcakes out of them! And if I think their special I’ll stuff them with cotton and sew them up.” Andrew cheerfully explained.

“That sounds cool, that way I can bake my enemies!” Hannah said

“Personally I make cupcake out of my friends, but that’s okay too.” Andrew told Hannah how he did things.

“Wow, this is going to be fun... do you think we could get Rowan Emersky in on this?”

“I would think so.” Andrew thought for a second, then one of his victims woke up.

“Hey, can I try what you were doing?” Hannah asked

“That is the part of being a baker after all!” Andrew assured with glee as Hannah walked over to someone familiar.

“Hey Morgan Trifloral, guess who’s time it is to become a cupcake?” Hannah asked not expecting an answer.

She had killed her best friend and turned her into a cupcake. Afterwards Andrew made a doll out of Morgan’s body while Hannah ate her cupcake.

Then the next day she got rowan to go into the basement, since rowan didn’t know any better he just went with it. And after a while he told us that he was going to make “cupcakes” in the country, and he did a good job out there too.

We sent Cayden to get the mix and he was gone for longer than we told him to be. after 20 minutes of waiting we assumed there was trouble, so we went to the shop across from school to look for him but the lady at the counter said that he got more than just cupcake mix...we stood in a group looking for him in any places that gave off weird vibes, and we found a house made from stone that looked older than us. We exchanged confused faces and opened the door...there we saw something that even scared us. There was no windows throughout the building, there was blood covering the walls that had photos hung of us and our victims. All the photos had arrows that connected to each other which leaded to the center which had a picture of Andrew Emersky beside Cayden Brownie. As we walked in slowly the door slammed shut Mobsie wasn’t scared at all, while Hannah was trying to find light I just stood and waited for my eyes to adapt to my surroundings.

“Well, well.” Cayden said as he turned on a light.

“You think you’re the only ones who can make cupcakes by killing people? Wrong! I can do just a good a job as you guys all by myself!” Cayden yelled just getting even more anger building throughout his body to trigger an adrenaline rush.

“And to prove how serious I am, I tell you Andrew Emersky that I have your little brother!”

“Where is Rowan” Andrew demanded

“Well you can kill me or you can help me kill your brother!”

“So what’s it going to be Andrew?” Cayden asked.

“I’m not going to kill my cupcake team, so if have your own group and you’re not helping us anymore you are now our enemy!”

Then Hannah stabs Cayden in the right shoulder, Cayden then falls to the ground swearing while Mobsie takes the knife from Hannah and cuts Cayden’s stomach open and smashes his head into the ground. In the process Cayden’s head cracked open and in half, and was killed.

“Hey guys, who killed Cayden?” Rowan Asked as he came through the door the other came in.

“Mobsie...Wait, where were you?” Hannah asked while all was in confusion.

“I was in the forest not too far from here, I was waiting for Cayden to come by so I could tell him you guys needed cupcake mix!” Rowan explained

“We told him that he needed to get some mix how come he didn’t come back?” Mobsie said.

“he told me to remind him later…I guess he forgot.”

Disconnected

After they got rid of Cayden's nonsense they needed to find more members, but currently that was not important. Their goal was to disconnect the current Elements of Harmony, and to do that they needed to get rid of Erica Lurker which she held loyalty

"So what do we do now?" Hannah seemed bored

"Well...we have to get Erica some time." Andrew Emersky let out a big yawn

"Mobsie...do you have any family members that could help us with the cupcakes?" Rowan wondered. Mobsie looked down to her feet.

"Not any that can make it here."

"Well then we need to get Erica before she gets locked up to a safety facility."

Andrew, Mobsie, Hannah and Rowan went to Erica lurker's house. Hannah used her Girl Scout talents to ring the doorbell, while dressed in uniform she handed out a cupcake towards Erica.

"Here, you've been chosen by fisher park school, your teacher reserved this cupcake on our list. He really wanted you to eat one because he thought you took part in school at your very best...here." Hannah told Erica with a tear in her eye.

"He sent me this!? That's so sad! I'm going to eat it right now." Erica pounded the cupcake back while crying, she fell frontward and Hannah caught her. Erica was knocked out.

Later Erica woke up and she didn't even struggle

"You know you're not getting away with this, right? Erica said as if she was bored

"Well, we’re going to turn you into a cupcake...so how are you going to tell anybody?

"Were going to cut you open and use your insides for the batter. Then were going to sew up your body like a doll...it'll be like you’re with us forever!" Andrew said in a delightful tone

"You can kill me...but not my spirit."

"Hey everyone guess what I have to tell you. You know all the weapons we have right? Well, where do you think they came from?" Andrew questioned the group, but everyone was silent.

"The answer is right here!" Andrew opened the door for a girl with green eyes and black hair with purple streaks, her hair was the longest of the group in fact.

"This is Shay Roara! She has been collecting the weapons for us, and even buying some of them too! This is a member you've never even met...until now."

"What's the special announcement for? Hannah wondered in confusion

"I'll tell you all everything after I announce another member that you didn't know about!"

"Banner Rubistar, she used to be nice and friendly, and she still can be! Just don't ignore her when she talks to you." Andrew walked in a girl from upstairs. She had short bright Fuchsia hair, one of her ears had a big open cut and a smile from her was rare.

"So why did you call us for a meeting again?" Mobsie seemed bored

"Because ever since the elements of harmony have been disconnected we need to be the Elements of Cupcake Insanity"

"What in the whole wide world are you talking about!?" Everybody yelled

"Well, since the Elements of Harmony are gone we could name our group the elements of cupcake insanity. Plus we don't have to save the world...we'll just do what we always do! And to do this we need elements." Andrew explained

"Hannah Emersky, element of Perseverance here you go!

"Rowan Emersky, element of Slaughter is for you!"

"Hannah Rubistar, element of Bitterness makes use of it!"

"Shay Roara, Element of Deviousness you earned it"

"Mobsie, Element of Isolation"

"As for me, I get the element of sorcery!"

Everyone started to clap their Hands and celebrated with Cupcakes, each of which ate the opposite of their element, they had a blast, but when all went to bed Andrew then thought to himself...did he make the best choice?

Just a little joke...

Andrew Emersky asked Alyssa if she would come over to help me with something. Hoping that she would come, Andrew made a batch of cupcakes and ate one and gave the rest to my class at school. So Andrew waited in the kitchen for Alyssa to knock on my door, he almost lost hope after fifteen minutes...but just then he heard a knock on the door. Alyssa greeted me with...

“Hey I’m here, you asked me to come over?” Andrew nodded and directed her to the entrance to the kitchen and stopped at the closed door.

“So what are we doing today, just talking and walking?” Alyssa questioned.

“Nope” Andrew said bluntly.

“So...what do you have in mind?” Alyssa getting into curiosity, Andrew paused for a moment with a big grin on his face that looked like he was going to explode with joy.

“I asked you to come here so we could make...Cupcakes!” He said joyfully aloud.

“Cupcakes did you even had the stuff to-” Alyssa had got cut off.

“Don’t worry I got it all under control…” Alyssa was a little freaked out she thought as she shrugged her shoulders, Andrew seemed a little off. But Alyssa let it slide.

“Okay” she said

“Here, have a cupcake.” I offered her a vanilla cupcake with vanilla icing and multi-colored sprinkles.

“Hold on, I thought we were going to make some cupcakes?” Alyssa was confused

“That’s right, but I made one for you. And I gave some to the other classmates too!”

“Sure, I’ll have one.” Alyssa ate the cupcake in four bites.

“Now what?” Alyssa waited for instructions on what she needed to do next.

“Now, you go to sleep.” Andrew glared

Andrew glared at Alyssa with a very malevolent look. Alyssa soon started to watch her world spin round and Round. Not too long after she collapsed.

Alyssa Caster woke up. She was on a metal table tilted just above standing upwards; Alyssa was wearing a collar that was glowing orange. She was starting to freak out, not knowing where she is or what was happening...she was screaming until a face slowly wandered out of the shadows and turned on a light.

“Hey Alyssa, I guess you’re wondering why you’re here.” Andrew said slowly

“Here let me explain…I asked you to come here to make cupcakes right? Well, I had every ingredient but one special thing…” Andrew paused for ten seconds

“What are you talking about!?”

“Well, I asked you to come to my house, I asked you to make cupcakes and I need your help to make them...Alyssa I need you for my special ingredient!”

“Haha, wow. I thought you were serious, turning me into a cupcake? Thanks for the laugh... now please let me go...” Alyssa start to breath heavy

“Andrew, this isn’t funny anymore!”

“Then why did you laugh? This isn’t a joke…” Andrew pouted for a good five seconds

“Please! You have to let me go!” Alyssa was now sobbing

“Oh please you think you’re the first one to cry, and by the way how long do you think I’ve been doing this for?”