Nightmare Moon's got a lovely bunch of coconuts

by Fillypans

Rating: everyone
Tags: Crossover, Alternate Universe, Comedy, Random
Length: 351

Nightmare "Scar" Moon captures Philomena "Zazu".

Nightmare "Scar" Moon has capture philomena "Zazu". To sing "I've got A lovely Bunch of Coconuts".

Just a short fic I thought up….Out of nowhere….:trollestia:

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-05-04 12:55:14 UTC

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..."

As Nightmare moon plays around with her griffin skull, she starts singing to her self...Philomena notices and starts to hum herself! Dark Moonbutt sees and says:

"Oh, Philomena! Sing something with a little bounce in it!" Nightmare "Scar" Moon commanded.

"It's A small world AAAFTER ALLLL~" Philomena "Zazu" Answered sarcastically.

Nightmare moon's ears perked up and she exclaimed: "no, NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! I've HAD IT WITH THAT SONG!!!"

Philomena thinks for a secend and starts singing:

"I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS~  Dedl dely~ THERE THEY ARE STANDING IN A ROW~ bum bum bum bum~ THREE ONE SMALL, ONE AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD~"

"Ugh, jeez....this wouldn't of happened if Celestia "Mufasa" was here..." Philomena whispered quietly.

"WHAT Did you say?!"

"Uh- um! I m-mean that if SHE Wasn't here, wh-which she is, th-then it's better! ha..ha..." Philomena tried correcting herself, only to fail miserably.

"Well, don't let it slip out again...OTHERWISE I WILL EAT YOU ALIVE!" Thunder strikes somehow in the background of the cave as Nightmare Moon stands up from her rock.

Just as she was done stretching, three ponies show up... The Dazzling Hyenas.

"Hey! Boss, We got a griffin bone to pick with you!" The second one said.

"Oh, stop it...I'll handle it...Nightmare Moon, there is no food, no water...and nowhere to go for us."

Nightmare moon just sits there amused.

"Yah, Yah! And there is no FOOD!" The third one exclamed

"I just said that, you numb-skull!"

"You don't think I don't know?!"

"SHUT UP!" Nightmare moon suddenly roared, and almost everypony there jumped back.

"Dosn't the Pegisi get the stuff we need?"

The second one looked annoyed, while the first one said calmly:

"But, the thing is...They're protesting, and not doin' their job..."

Nightmare moon was on the verge of exploding, anger on the rise...

"GET OUT!!!!!"

After that, everypony but Philomena and Nightmare moon filed out.

"ha...ha.....ugh..." Nightmare moon looked out of breath.

Philomena, seeing that this as an opportunity to escape, broke through the cage of bones and flys away, to find twilight "Simba".