Funny Mornings

by Lighttone GryphonStar

Rating: teen
Tags: Sex, Comedy, Random, Pinkie Pie, Slice of Life, Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Cheese Sandwich
Length: 1743

Often things are not as they appear. Sometime things need a closer look.

The cutest couple in all Ponyville have their first fight. Will it end their relationship? Will it make their relationship better? And will anypony get some sleep this morning? Wait...... what?

Proofread by Hail King Sombra

Art by h0mi3

Published 2016-05-14 05:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-05-14 05:30:01 UTC

"The funny thing is this story don't have a chapter name. So give it what ever you want," said Pinkie Pie.

It had been another incredible party from the cutest couple in town. The party had been going on nearly all night long and was now at an end, so everybody was going home.

Heading home after a long night, the lovers couldn't stop kissing. Home meaning a two story, thin-walled apartment building. The girl opened the door as the two made their way upstairs, continuing to kiss. They got past the door to her apartment and made their way to the bed for some nightly escapades until morning...

******

Morning came finally as a cute, big, pink curly-haired girl slowly woke up. Her name was Pinkamena Diane Pie, however, she always preferred the name Pinkie Pie. She was so happy from the party last night. She had had a lot of fun. And today she hoped to have more fun.

She opened her eyes slowly and sat up, not noticing a hand that had been grasped around her hand all night. She held her hands up to her eyes, rubbing away the sleep. Meanwhile, the blanket fell forward, revealing her c-cup size, as well as the fact that she was naked. She looked down to see that everything was showing and quickly pulled the covers over herself. Her face blushed as she looked off in embarrassment to nowhere as if there was an audience watching. She could almost hear the laughing track that would often play in live comedies.

As she pulled the blanket, she unveiled another person in her bed. It was a guy with big brown curly hair. His name was Cheese Sandwich. He was Pinkie Pie's boyfriend. He had been for a very long time. Pinkie Pie looked to see her boyfriend and blushed even more as she realized he was naked, too.

Anybody would have had a hard choice between what was more embarrassing - the idea of seeing their boyfriend naked, or being impressed by the size of his well......but not Pinkie Pie. This was actually the seventh time this week that she had woke up next to him naked. Sure she was embarrassed that this fact this kept happening, but at the same time she had gotten used to seeing her man naked.

******

Pinkie Pie leaned over to her boyfriend and poked him on his slim stomach. He slowly awoke, raising his arms and rubbing the sleep out of his eyes. After he was done, he looked happily at his girlfriend, that is until he saw her pointing. He looked to where she was pointing only to realize he was naked. Instantly he grabbed the lower part of the blanket and quickly covered himself in embarrassment as he looked off to the same direction she had as if indeed there was an audience watching. He could almost hear the laughing track intensifying. But of course, such a track would be even louder considering that fact he was pulling the blanket, which caused his girlfriend to be pulled a little bit to him as well, giving the appearance that she was about to mount his umm well.....

The blanket hid everything, and they certainly weren't doing anything under it, but any imaginary audience members could have conjured up with even a little dirtiness in their mind that they were doing something under the blanket. Both Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich looked again with even more embarrassment at the imaginary audience.

Pinkie Pie pulled the blanket. “Cheese let go. I’m naked.”

Cheese pulled back, “Uh hello...I’m naked, too.”

The two continued to pull the blanket back and forth. This continued for unnecessary amounts of minutes. They kept going and going. Finally, Pinkie Pie pointed out the obvious.

“Hey Cheese are we having our first argument?”

“I think we are.”

“Yeah!! Oh, I got an idea. How about we yell random words to make it sound more authentic?”

“Okay?” he raised his eyebrow. “ Sure, why not.”

“Oh, oh, I’ll go first….” she took a moment to think. “Oh I know, this writer is terrible!”

“We are awesome cakes!” he continued with the randomness.

“Cloppidy, clop, clop, clop, clop.”

Cheese’s eyes widened. “Why did you say that?”

“I have no idea.”

******

As the two continued to fake argue, a tall man with white hair and wearing working attire, arrive at the apartment building. He had arrived earlier than usual and was hoping to surprise his wife. He opened the door to the apartment building and was about to head upstairs when he heard the argument. “What the? Are those two having their first argument?" he questioned as he headed for their door instead.

Usually, he would let something like this be, but he was worried with the thin walls and all. If the argument got too bad, it might wake his wife up and ruin the surprise. He remembered that she said yesterday she was going to some party last night and would want plenty of sleep. The worrisome husband approached the door of Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich’s room. The argument was getting louder. He didn’t know what they were arguing about, but it had to quiet down.

He knocked on the door and there was no answer. The argument got louder. Taking a deep breath, he grabbed the doorknob. It was unlocked. He twisted the knob and opened the door.

“Cheese, Pinkie, I don’t mean to bother you two, but could you quiet down the arg--” He instantly stopped himself as he quickly covered his eyes.

Pinkie Pie screamed and ripped the blanket right out of Cheese’s hands and quickly covered herself. “Thunderlane!?!?”

“What the?” Cheese turned to the intruder. “Thunderlane, haven’t you ever heard of knocking?!?”

“I did knock. You didn’t answer, so I walked in. Look, I’m sorry, whatever you two are arguing about, could you keep it down? My wife is trying to sleep,” Thunderlane said as he headed for the door to take his leave.

“Oh, of course. After all, Rarity needs plenty of sleep after that night of passion you two had.”

Instantly he was stopped by Pinkie Pie’s words. He turned while still keeping his eyes closed.

“What do you mean?”

Cheese’s eyes widen as he saw the obvious, while his girlfriend continued. “Well, you two arrived home around midnight. You couldn’t stop kissing as you made your way upstair--” Cheese quickly got her attention by jabbing her in the gut, interrupting her. Pinkie Pie’s eyes widened as she quickly realized her mistake.

“I’ve been at work all night,” he was barely able to get out as his jaw dropped. Instantly he ran upstairs as quick as he could.

Meanwhile back in the apartment, Pinkie Pie eyes widened more as another realization came to her mind. “Oh, that’s why she was moaning Spike’s name the entire time.”

Cheese facepalmed.

******

A few minutes passed and the two were still naked. After that interruption, they didn’t want to argue over the blanket anymore. They decided to find some clothes to put on. While they were looking, they happened to notice an argument upstairs which most likely involved Thunderlane, Spike, and Rarity.

“I hope everything will be okay up there.”

“Don’t worry Pinkie I’m sure everything will be--”

A loud gunshot sound interrupted him. Pinkie Pie held her hands to her mouth as her face went white. Cheese himself trembled as he lifted his head and called up through the floor to what happen.

“Guys…. is everything okay?”

Suddenly upstairs a scream could be heard, “Call an ambulance!!” Rarity shouted.

Pinkie Pie ran to the phone to call 911. Meanwhile, Cheese called back up to them. “How badly is Spike injured?”

“Oh I’m perfectly fine,” said Spike. “Thunderlane shot himself in the leg trying to kill me.”

“How…. could…….you….cheat on me?” Thunderlane question in his pain. “And with him?”

“How? How?” Rarity said annoyed. “How can ‘I’ cheat on you if you rarely ever got around to touching me once?” It sounded like she was getting more and more annoyed, “We’re married. And why him?” Soon her annoyance turned to anger as she grabbed something. “Because Spike can stand up a hell lot longer than five damn seconds!!”

“What are saying?” Thunderlane trembled in terror.

“I’m saying we're done.”

Everybody tremble even more as they heard the next gunshot. “What happen now?” Cheese questioned.

“Hey Cheese, Pinkie, you might want to call us a lawyer, too. Rarity just shot Thunderlane in the other leg.”

Cheese quickly ran over and grabbed his cell phone off the charger. “Who should I call? Starlight or Trixie?”

“How about both? The two have been dating lately anyway.”

“Oh yeah.”

Cheese did just that. After calling them, he looked to his girlfriend who was still on the main phone line, most likely talking up a storm with the 911 operator. Her still naked body was leaning down with her elbows on the desk where the phone was, and her sexy ass just sticking out in the air. His face turned red as he tried not to stare. Instead, he looked in another direction. There he saw something else sticking out. He looked back at his girlfriend and then back at it. He walked over and softly grabbing it, he placed it in.

Pinkie’s eyes widened as a smile crept on her face. “I’m going to have to talk to you later, friendly operator.” She hung up the phone and looked back to her boyfriend. “Are you putting a pie in my oven?”

“Maybe.”

“No maybe about it.” She sat up and point to the pie in his hand.

“What? I’m hungry.”

“Okay, just save some for me.” She looked back at the imaginary audience, assuming they all had confused faces. “What? Just because the writer put the sex tag on the story, doesn’t mean we’re going to do it. That was just for Spike and Rarity.” She then went back to hunting for clothes as the ambulance arrived. This morning was a funny one. But the two always had funny mornings.

******

Author's Note

Perception is an excellent master of storytelling. I really had you a going quite a bit didn't I. Anyway, how was my first take at a Pinkie Pie story?

This story is heavily inspired by the picture and a small joke I pulled in another fic.