Elements Awaken: BLOOPERS!
Bloopers: Chapters 13-20
Previous Chapter"Pinks, calm down. Look, we both just found out yesterday. She came down for a drink in the middle of the night, we eventually struck up a conversation and..."
"And what?"
"And... I forgot what I was supposed to say!"
Soon Pinkie and some of the crew started laughing. "Sorry Pinks!"
"No need to silly, everyone screws up their lines, even I mess up."
"we eventually struck up a conversation and..."
"And what?"
"And I jumped out of a window, robbed a bank using a pen, broke into Lemon's house, forced her to listen to watch awful Michael Bay movies, broke into a jewelry store, bought an engagement ring, proposed to Sunset and now we're getting married!" That wasn't the line he was supposed to say, but Pinkie still stayed in character.
"OOH, Cool! How did you do all of that?"
"Magic. *snort, snort*"
Tox then changed the song for his next cue, but the song that was playing was not Rock and Roll Is Here To Stay, but instead was the rock tune that Lemon always liked to listen to. "Wait, that's not it, sorry." He went to hit the next song, but after constant searching, he found it wasn't his iPod.
"Hey, this isn't my...." He turned it around, and then yelled, "Lemon! Did you switch the iPods!?"
"Sorry! I needed it to charge and everyone wouldn't let me use their cables!"
"Ugh..." Tox then face palmed in annoyance.
"Morning Sparky."
Twilight paused after hearing that comment. "Sparky?"
"Yeah, I came up with nicknames for all of you guys. Pinkie is Pink, Rainbow is Skittles, Rarity is Rare, Applejack is Apple-jacks, no that's not it, sorry, let me try again.
"Yeah, I came up with nicknames for all of you guys. Pinkie is Pink, Rainbow is Skittles, Rarity is Rear, oh my god, that's not right, one more time."
"Yeah, I came up with nicknames for all of you guys. Pinkie is Pink, Rainbow is Skittles, Rarity is Rare, Applejack is Jackie, Fluttershy is Shy, you're Sparky, my Adagio Dazzle is Dagi, and Sunset is Shimmer-cakes."
Rarity and Twilight then started smiling trying not to mess up and Tox groaned. "Oh come on! I finally got it right, and you blew it!"
"Sorry!" Twilight laughed.
"And...?" Came from Pinkie.
"I robbed a bank using a ballpoint pen."
"And?"
"I killed a man-" he then raised his thumb for a visual aid "-with this thumb!"
"And?"
"I'm the one responsible for stealing all the prizes out of every Cracker Jack box."
"And?"
"I used the product you put in your hair to make it puffy."
"WHAT!?" Rarity yelled while everyone else burst out laughing.
"I needed something to puff up my hair and yours did the trick, so..."
"You don't take another woman's hair product! Oh my god..." Rarity face palmed. "I... I got to call my agent.
"My, my, someone's smitten."
"Rarity, please. Not, now. You can ship us later, we're shooting. Wait, what?"
"Cut!" The director yelled while the crew laughed.
"Sorry! That slipped!" Tox replied.
The next scene was Tox and Pinkie fixing up the party for the Welcome New Students Party, and so they got into places.
"Alright, steady, marker, and... action!"
The walked through the hall and opened the doors leading to the gym. What they were supposed to see was the entire place trashed and shredded but instead what they saw was a bunch of teenagers asleep all over the place. Evidently they were unconscious after a wild party.
"Oh my god! What happened here!?"
"Oh so that's what happened to the party Lemon threw. I wondered where everyone ended up." Pinkie replied.
Tox and Pinkie both looked at the cameras smiling and then they snickered for a bit.
"Pink! Over here! Right behind you!"
But when Pinkie turned she didn't see anything, but then heard a scream and saw Tox running right past her, and a pony was charging after him. "Why does Bob hate me!?" Tox then ran the other direction going past Pinkie again while the green colored pony chased him still.
"We need to get the horse wranglers in here. Why don't we have the horse wranglers?" Pinkie asked.
"Come on Adagio, its not going to work. Toxy the Pirate is too smart and he knows how to stop us." Aria grumbled. But then she paused for a moment to listen in on the crew. "Wait, Toxy the Pirate?" Aria clutched her sides as she was laughing.
"Sorry I was thinking about Five Nights At Freddy's for a second!"
The scene the Dazzlings were preparing for again was when they first met Queen Chrysalis, and so they got into positions.
They got ready into fighting stances as they saw a shadowy figure walking into their camp area. The darkness kept her covered until she had finally stepped their way over revealing to be...
"No I'm telling you, I despise Stephanie... What do you mean why? Its because she tried to sabotage my date with Tox by dancing on the table in her--"
"Uh Sunset? We're shooting?" The director said.
"Oh geez I'm sorry! Look I got to go, I've got a scene to shoot, I'll talk to you later Mom." Sunset then hung up her phone and walked back into position.
"Why were you searching for us?" Adagio asked.
"Because both me and the plot demand it, what do you think?" Sunset asked.
"Oh yeah I forgot, right." Adagio responded.
Later, the girls were being shot walking through the hallway of Tox's home but as they were going through a door frame, Fluttershy, Applejack, and Rainbow all got stuck, and every attempt at going forward they just got scrunched. They attempted to go through again, but got the same result.
"Okay, one, at a time." Applejack suggested. But instead they all got scrunched in again.
"I never had this problem with Coppermane." Fluttershy responded.
"Because he's a gentleman and he would never have this kind of problem with you!" Rarity exclaimed.
Rainbow just face-palmed in annoyance.
"So wait, you tried to make an online video series giving info on where you're from, but people took it as a joke?" Rainbow asked.
"Yes. It started out just as me attempting to get help to say I'm from another world, but as others saw it, they just assumed it was a comedy show. People never took it seriously. But then again I'm a human trying to tell someone I'm from a world filled with magical flying horses. Who's the crazy one now." Tox replied.
"That would be you for thinking that if you drink enough coffee you'll get super hyper and you can zoom like the Flash." Pinkie said with a Cheshire cat grin. And suddenly everyone started snickering and they just burst out laughing.
"I know why, but I can't tell you. And I'm sorry, but... I just can't. Because both me and the plot demand it."
"Alright, that's fine." The girls then responded still staying in their character but the crew started laughing.
"That's not what you were supposed to say, but I'll let that one slide." The director Steven called out.
"Oh, sorry, my fault!"
"No, absolutely not."
"Come on, its not a bad thing!" AU Adagio yelled
"I don't care, when you have guests over you need to wear pants! You can't go walking around the house in just a hoodie and underwear. I can see your butt for crying out loud and that's not an image I want during breakfast. Besides have you seen the looks on the guys in town?"
"Well obviously they like my charm."
"No they don't, that's not where they were looking."
"Oh you're just jealous of me."
"No I'm not, why would I be jealous of you!?"
"Because I'm attractive and you look like you came from a science fiction movie."
"Maybe so, but I'm hot as well! Just yesterday a bunch of fan-girls kept stalking me trying to get my autograph."
Adagio just stood there not responding to that last comment. "You're ridiculous you know that?"
"I know Dagi-" Tox replied patting the side of her shoulder, "-I know."
The next scene they were shooting was them meeting up with Principal Celestia at the high school, and all were in positions. But as they wait for everyone to be ready Tox was looking through the script and was appalled at what was written down.
"Okay, hold on. Can I speak to the director or someone?"
"What is it Tox?" Staff member Jake called out.
"Why does the script say I'm going to die? Why? Does he hate me?"
"No, the writers changed it last minute, thought it'd make a much more dramatic and emotional ending." Jake replied.
"I thought it was a ploy to just be put into the plot of that crossover with that Coppermane guy."
"No, its going to fit into the story we have for that, you'll be working with Coppermane. Besides I thought you two were friends?"
"No we are, its just... We're getting off topic, is there a reason for me to die? Can't I just be alive and meet Coppermane full in flesh in that crossover?" Tox asked with annoyance.
"No! You're possessed by a changeling and you know it!"
"Dang it!" Tox groaned.
"Now, do you have everything you need?" AU Adagio asked.
"Yes mother." Toxigo mockingly said.
"Gear?"
"Yes."
"Alicorn Amulet?"
"Yes."
"Know all of the rules?"
"Yes."
"Did you return those jewels you stole from the bank.
"Yes."
"You have your arm rifle in case you get attacked by birds?"
"Locked and loaded.
"Did you forget your lines?"
"No I haven't, thank you very much, now lets just keep shooting."
The next scene they were shooting was when all of the skaters were in positions, but then Neon's phone went off, and he pulled it up.
"Oh geez, my fault, sorry!"
"Next time, make sure your phone is off before shooting!" Steven yelled.
The next shot they were shooting was Neon skating with Lemon and Sunny, but during so he tripped over a rock and landed face first into the asphalt.
"OW!"
"Neon! You okay?" Lemon asked.
"I'm alright! I'm not dead yet!"
"SHUT UP! Its time someone told you not to come to Crystal Prep, and to never, interfere, with people's, LIVES!!!!"
Neon tried ripping off the prostetic arm parts, but they weren't coming off, so much it seemed like they were stuck. "Hang on I'm trying... Well holy crud, this is stuck. Um... I think you guys used to much on this! Can we get someone, to loosen this up a bit? Its stuck, and I can't pull it off."
"Seriously?" Tox facepalmed. "You know I never had this problem in that Duel of the Fates film."
"I know Tox-" Neon just pat his shoulder on the side. "-I know."
"What happened here is unacceptable!" Cinch yelled.
"I agree, is this kindergarten or the Hunger Games? Wait, sorry that's not right! My bad!" Neon said.
A few staff members were giggling a bit.
"Sorry! I've got Modern Family on the brain!"
"That was the old me, Indigo. Looking back on what I did, that was most unprofessional and downright evil. And I should never have blackmailed Twilight in the first place. No one should be forced to release a power they don't understand nor control, and I should never have forced her to make that decision in the first place, our world was almost destroyed due to my actions, and that is unexcuseable. Something that Josh Haber's writing department don't seem to understand."
"Cut! Cinch while that is true, we're trying to fix that in this film, okay?"
"Oh dear, I apologize. I forgot. Shall we do this again?" Cinch replied.
"Oh come on! That's not the Cinch we know! Why are you suddenly making these new rules about being more soft on us? What happened to the lady who was tough, strong, knew how to rule things!? You've become nothing but an old hag!" Neon yelled.
Cinch tried her hardest but she couldn't help but crack a smile.
"You've got to be kidding me!" Neon complained.
"I'm sorry, its hard for me to keep a straight face with a line like that."
"Lets just try that again!" A staff member yelled.
The next scene they were shooting was when they discovered the other Rainbow Dash was a robot double. And Twilight had already fired off the electricity bolts on her, and so Dash was ready. She crouched down on the ground, looked up in the Terminator makeup, and spoke her line.
"Hey. Come with me if you want to live." Rainbow said acting as Arnold Schwarzenegger
Pinkie couldn't help but burst out laughing at what she was doing.
"Oh wait, I'm not supposed to say anything? Oh sorry." She paused to listen in what a crew member was yelling to her. "Sorry this just felt like something that would be in a movie trailer."
"How did he ever manage to fix this?" Sunset asked.
Rainbow Dash then entered the room, took a look at the arm, and then responded with "I think I know how. He used his own mind to make the metal bend back into shape I think. I was there when he did it. But as for how it bends back into shape, I don't know."
"It bends back, like this." Came a voice out of nowhere.
But the arm was supposed to fly right back onto his body, but instead it flew right towards him with its palm extended out for a slap, which slapped him right across the face as it flew right towards him and he fell down.
"Ow..."
"Sorry! Can we fix that please!"
"I think this will get them to talk to each other." She hit play with a cyan finger and soon the audio began carrying over in the small booth room.
"I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world...."
"Um, I think you pressed the wrong video!" Indigo yelled.
"Oh my god, that's the wrong one!" Rainbow struggled quickly to change the video while everyone else tried hard not to laugh.
"Seriously?" Sunny asked.
"What?" Rainbow shrugged.
Rainbow hit the button on the laptop again only it played a segment of Raining Men again, and soon Tox and the Shadowbolt girls started dancing in a silly manner.
"Hallelujah its raining men, every specimen
tall, blond, dark and lean, rough and tough and strong and mean...."
Lemon and Indigo moved their arms and legs and bodies to the shaking movement of the song in an overact of silliness just being unprofessional, while some of the crew members questioned why they hired them on for the film.
The next scene being shot was Tox holding his arm gun out at the five Shadowbolt girls, but as he stood ready, the two barrels at the end of the weapon fell right off.
"Oops. Oh, oh dear. Um..." Tox was stammering at the sight of the faulty prop.
"Can we get the prop department over here? This isn't a strong weapon!" Indigo yelled.
"I am so sorry... I know you don't forgive us and I don't expect you to, but... I am sorry!" Indigo said as tears came out. And as she held onto Tox crying, Tox suddenly wrapped his arms around her and started patting her back.
"Just let it all out..."
"Tox, that's not what you're supposed to do!" A staff member called out.
"Sorry Jake! My bad!"
"Hey how about a little Sugar for Sugarcoat here, huh?" Sugarcoat whined.
"So, they have to earn his respect if he's going to fully forgive them?" Applejack asked.
"Yep. Simple as that." Rainbow replied.
"Well at least you're all finally making up. Heaven forbid we have another rivalry fight again." Rarity replied. "Then we'd have to make even more sequels to the drag out which will only be even worse than the Friendship Games."
"Uh Rarity?"
"Oh my dear, I'm so sorry I forgot, we were shooting, my bad!"
"Its alright, just know when we're shooting." A staff member replied.
The five Shadowbolts were hanging around the set ready to shoot, but then a piece of plywood that was supposed to be part of the debris smacked the side of Lemon's head.
"OW! You guys really need to work on where you place props!"
"Sorry!"
"The Dazzlings, they attacked me, and... they destroyed my warriors. They've all been obliterated. But one thing's for sure...the Dazzlings weren't alone."
"How so?" Sunny asked, clearing off more debris.
"They brought in a Terminator to help them out. The last words ever said to me was 'Hasta la vista, baby'."
Some crew members just laughed at his remark, and Tox just kept a straight face looking at them laughing.
"This is entirely unprofessional." Sour face palmed.
"Action!"
"Dah! What was that?" Indigo asked.
"Its probably just more of my house falling apart Zappy."
But before Indigo could say her next line, part of the wall set fell over hitting the ground next to them.
"That is a very powerful thing!" Sour acted in a silly accent.
"Yes, yes it is!" Sunny replied.
"Action!"
"Who keeps piles of boxes around? Seriously?" Sunny groaned.
"Hey, don't you complain about my boxes! I like boxes!" Tox yelled back.
Sunny just looked at him with an expression questioning his remark.
"That's the stupidest thing I ever heard!"
"I know right!?" Tox replied.
The scene being shot was Echo Dash showing herself from behind the boxes, and everyone was waiting for her, but she didn't move a muscle.
"Um, Echo? That's your cue."
"I'm not stepping out." Rainbow replied.
"Come on, its for the film!" Jake replied.
"I'm naked! For gods sake, I'm naked in this robotic suit."
"Dear, we couldn't even tell you were naked!" Flare shouted.
"Seriously, you don't look naked! Just come out and let us see." Sour replied.
Rainbow then stepped out in the costume she had to wear for the shoot which was the titanium outer skin, and the minute she stepped out, Lemon and Tox tried their hardest not to laugh.
"Don't. Even. Laugh." Rainbow snarled.
Once they made it through the whole scene without any issues, the crew started setting back up at Canterlot High, and Tox, Lemon, Rainbow, and Indigo were hanging in the hallways of the set, waiting for when they would start shooting.
"Anyone else think its a little overkill to have the whole Echo Dash character in this film?" Indigo asked.
"I tried asking that, but honestly I think its a little bit of an overkill to have the main character an Alicorn and be the son of King Sombra. How out of nowhere is that?" Tox asked rhetorically.
Rainbow nodded in agreement.
"I'm sure Lemon. In fact just to make it clear to you, I forgive you."
Tox was then raised into the air, but sadly he fell and his body slammed against the floor. The wiring equipment to raise him in the air was very old, and sadly it had died out.
"Are you kidding me!? You guys really need to get better equipment. Honestly its like they can't afford good technicians...."
Tox then walked offscreen to get a snack and to hopefully walk off the pain.
