The Princess Chronicles I

by Firefly Wings

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Slice of Life, Comedy
Length: 575

Hello there! I'm Scriptless Barter, reporting live from the PON News Station. Recently the Princesses Luna and Celestia have allowed a drone to document their lives beyond the balcony. What will we find? Scriptless, reporting out.

"Hello there! I'm Scriptless Barter, reporting live from the PON News Station. Recently the Princesses Luna and Celestia have allowed a drone to document their lives beyond the balcony. What will we find? How will this go down? Scriptless, reporting out."

"Yes, viewers, you heard that right. Thanks to the help of the Equestria Defenses and Technology Institution(EDTI), soon the Princesses will be using the first ever functionally productive drone in order to broadcast their lives. The drone is a functional prototype, so can only record in written/typed word. Please check a site built for this idea called PrincessDronelestia.org for the information administrators collect from the drone in the dead of night. Again, this is PON news. Next up, a mare by the name of Cheshire G-"
Celestia clicked the TV off and stared at her reflection in the blank TV screen before turning to Luna. The forgetful princess asked "Did we agree to that?" only to erect a facehoof from Luna.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-05-06 20:48:09 UTC

The First Documentary

Celestia sighed. It was one of those big, bored sighs that are noisy as hell. The blue mare next to her flattened her ears.

It's almost a daily routine. Since when was the older sister the annoying one? Luna groaned. "Lemme guess, you're bored."

"No, that's just how I breathe sometimes."

"When you're bored?"

"Yes." Celestia nodded. Luna took note of the fact that instead of a crown, upon her sister's head was a banana.

"Why is there a banana on your head?" Luna questioned said fact, not noticing the metal box buzzing silently above.

"What are you talking about, I'm the first and foremost monarch of a country! I'm not wearing a banana on my head!" Celestia quickly wrapped the banana in her aura, opening a drawer beside the sofa and putting the banana amongst others in that drawer, labelled "BANANAS" on the front. Celestia closed the drawer again and cleared her throat.

Luna watched in stifled laughter. A bored look was on display across her face. "I'll let you finish." She sighed as Celestia reached for her crown and put it on slowly, using her magic to balance it behind her horn again.

"Finish what?" She laughed, the crown falling off of her head due to the hasty, messy job.

"Nothing, nothing." She hated this. The big sister is supposed to be the NON-annoying one, but this was simply childish.

"Well, when you find something you want me to finish we can start off there." Her voice hummed with warmth, but Luna was no longer comforted by it. Her eyes seemed icy. Celestia dropped the hoof she had raised, slumping and flattening her ears.

"I'm sick of you being so childish! I hate you fooling around when you are the first symbol of the country that comes to mind!" Luna jumped off the sofa, opening up her wings. "Learn the responsibility of being a princess, and we can start off there." Sarcasm laced her words.

Celestia flattened her ears further. "Aww, Lunie, don't be so maaaaad....." She stretched a hoof out.

Luna wished so badly to whip around and yell, but this was her sister. Her only friend when ponies judged her. The alicorn leapt back onto the sofa, hugging her sister tightly.

The drone moved ever so slightly, faintly whirring at the motion. From the new camera angle could be seen a feather of Luna's wings tracing a middle finger in the cushion, just hard enough it could be seen but light enough it faded soon after.

Later that night, Luna got up. The drone followed her out. Her ear twitched at the faint whir, so she knew to make the rise quick and steady. Luna surged up her energy, summoning it quickly. Her moon began to chase her sleeping sister's sun down the hill. Soon, darkness came like a cape her beautiful white moon wore. Small twitches of magic from her horn randomly generated stars and constellations. "Orion, Scorpio, Painted Pony..." She counted them each individually, they were so vivid in her mind. The mare cantered back inside, and into her room. She used her aura to hold the drone but close the door hard.

The rest of what the lens saw was mostly black, but the small crack behind the door soon burst to life in the middle of the night, blue, black, and green lighting up the floor.

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