Code: Equestria

Buenos Dias cockbites. Look who's back. What? Okay fine. I won't address the readers as 'cockbites' anymore. So what's happening fucktards?

*Sounds of a struggle are heard. A hearty SMACK resonates through the recording.*

Okay. I will now stop talking before remembering stuff. Now where were we? Oh yes. Right after one helluvan orgasm, I landed on my feet. Right before the first episode to air...

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I was in a crouched position right in front of Kadic Junior High School. Children were frolicking...okay they were actually running like hell. I craned my neck to see...oh fuck.

Lo and behold, I had been teleported at the point where TeddyGozilla attacked. In hindsight, I should've realized I'd be battling evil. To be more precise, the evil demon programming known as XANA. However, I had expected to have a day or two to get to know the cast, maybe turn a certain combat wearing girl into a lesbian. However, I was going to have to play the 'Alien from another world you need my help' card. Great. I quickly set myself to a brisk run towards the gym. How did I know where that was? No idea.

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Yea. Those were really my thoughts. I was going to totally glomp the main cast. Why? Really? Those were your thoughts? How strange. We're just so different!...Yes that was sarcasm. No, I don't want you to beat me with a dildo. Where'd you even get that idea? Don't tell.

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Admittedly, I was horribly out of shape. So it took a little bit to get me there. However, despite my fat ass, I was still faster than the 50 foot tall teddy bear. I was able to burst into the auditorium...gym...area right as Ulrich was warning everyone of the danger. They laughed at him. Which means! Wait for it...The colossal teddy bear smashed in, crashing the party. I quickly ran over to Ulrich, and spoke very quickly to him.

"I know about XANA, I know about Lyoko, and I can help. You stay here, but where is the factory?"

His brain seemed to bzzt out after hearing how much I knew, but he relunctantly gave up the information. "There's a sewer opening in the woods. Open it up, and follow it all the way down. Hurry up, I don't know how much I'll be able to do from over here." I nodded my head, and prepared to turn away from him. He tugged me back though. "How do you know about us? We were doing such a good job hiding it!"

"I'll tell you later." And with that, I was off. I found the sewer opening easily enough, and hopped into it. I grabbed one of the skateboards and quickly rode to the end. I set the board next to the scooter, and climbed out. In front of me was the factory. It was pretty impressive. I quickly made my way over to the elevator, then slammed the button and struck a badass pose. The doors opened, and a surprised Jeremy turned to see me. He quickly spoke through his mic.

"Odd. Will you be okay without my help for a bit? Something just came up."

I couldn't hear the response, but Jeremy nodded his head. "I'll get back to you as soon as I can." He then slips off his headset and turns to me. "Ulrich told me about you. He said you knew about us and could help. I can't say I trust you, but Odd is in there alone. He could use the back-up. I'm sending you in to make sure he gets it." I nodded my head. He motioned for me to go to the scanner room. I hopped into the elevator and went down another level. I took a place in a vacant scanner and closed my eyes. Virtualization felt quite weird. I felt like I was floating. It was quite weird. Something I would get used to.

And then I fell out of the sky. I landed onto my...hooves? I turned around to look at myself properly. I was indeed an equine. I had a...is that a cutie mark? Holy shit! I was a pony! From Equestria! In Lyoko! The fanfic possibilities! I need to find out if the have FiMFiction over here. Turning in circles let me see more of myself. Not only was I a pony, but I was my OC. A unicorn. Trained in combat. I grinned.

"Alright. Odd should be nearby. Normally I'd let you get used to your drastically new body, but we don't have much time. Here's his coordinates." I ignored those coordinates, and simply teleported to the closest living organism. I appeared in a flash next to Odd.

"Woah! Your that new girl right? Why are you a unicorn?"

"Magic, I ain't gotta explain it!" He nodded his head like that made perfect sense.

"I like you new girl. I have a funny feeling we'll be good friends. Now then, a little help here?" He motioned to the giant rolling ball. A Megatank I believe. I nodded my head, then use levitation to pick the ball up and throw it off the cliff. Trololololol. I put on my best umad? face and turned to Odd. He was quite impressed.

"Nice job newbie!" He then turned to Aelita, who I had not noticed earlier. "C'mon Aelita, the tower is just up ahead." Aelita entered the tower, and I learned what happens on the outside. See, you don't see this part, but a huge swarm of enemies attacks the tower in a final attempt to stop Aelita. I was completely unaware of this part, and was almost killed. Luckily, Odd was a good sharpshooter with his laser arrows. He gave me some breathing room, which allowed me to start firing my own lasers at them. With little effort, the two of us cleared the enemies out quite quickly. We were suddenly returned to the regular world, earlier that day. Jeremy and Ulrich turned to me.

"Now then...how do you know about us?"

Author's note. Finally! Finally! It is done! To be honest, I had nothin else to do. I've been sick the entire day. Is the quality good? Ehhh. Can you really blame me? Sure. Will I listen? HELL NAWWW!