Code: Equestria

by SoarinSoren

Rating: mature
Tags: Adventure, Random, Slice of Life, Crossover, Human, Comedy
Length: 3234

When the Raptue happens, one pegasister instead heads to Code Lyoko. But Xana has other plans.

When the Rapture happens, one pegasister gets a choice. Heaven, Hell, or another world. I chose a different world, but not one you'd expect. I chose Code Lyoko. However X.A.N.A had other plans. Welcome to MY story. A story of love, fangasms, and general badassery. I have been…convinced to share my memories with you. So yea, if you didn't already guess, this story is true. I should know. I'm in it.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-10 06:37:12 UTC

Rapture (No, not the utopia.)

Somedays, it's just not worth it to get out of bed. Now the I only know a few people who can truthfully say this, and the dick forcing me to remember this is one of them. Says the multiverses need to know who I am. I told him to go fuck himself, and to leave me with my girlfriend. We got in a fight, and surprise! I lost. So then reader. Let me tell you about the first time I died.

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I opened my eyes. My Little Dashie plushie looked back at me. Her hooves were a little wet, and I was pretty sure it wasn't spit. I groaned as I got up out of bed. I continued that groan as I trudged over to my bathroom. I took a good look at myself. I had the worst case of bedhead, my skin was pale, and just for shits and giggles I checked on my breasts. Nope. Still flat. Well, at least I don't have acne. I smiled at my own little joke. It was the only thing that made me appealing at my school. Well, that and the fact that I was one of the few lesbians there. Most girls didn't really have any other options. I walked into the kitchen and took a passing glance at the calender. And then I froze when I saw the date.

December 21, 2012. How creepy is that? Even creepier was the angel that had appeared on my calender. I wonder if my mom put that there. Eh, probably. I pushed the thoughts from my head as I poured myself a bowl of cereal. My mother was probably still fast asleep. I glanced at the clock. I had woken up early. I still had about 2 hours before I had to walk to school. Even better, I had an episode of both My Little Pony AND the new Code Lyoko Evolution on my DVR. Score! Friday morning cartoons!

"Well hello there Amelia. You're looking wonderful." I spun around, lookin for the source of the voice. "Oh you won't find me. I couldn't walk into your house, and for that matter I couldn't even appear on your Earth." Okaaaay. This day just took a wonderful turn for the creepier.

"Um Bonjour? What is your name?" I decided a French greeting would be nice. It's the language my name was from anyway.

"I believe you know me as God." My spoon dropped, and my jaw came with it. "And I am here to offer you a choice."

"A choice?"

"Yes. You see, I realize I sort of neglected you and uh...all of your prayers."

"Well thanks I feel so loved." In the face of God, I am still sarcastic. Comes with the territory of being a tomboy. That and general badassery.

"I deserve that. And so I am going to make up for that. In about an hour the Rapture is going to happen. Everyone in it will go to Heaven. I'm giving you a choice. You'll leave with everyone else, but you have a choice. Heaven, Hell, or a different world?" My ears perked up at different world.

"What do you mean different world?"

"Well, picture a TV show or a videogame. That is a world. I can take you to one of those. Or Heaven. Or Hell."

I contemplated that for a second. For most pegasisters like me, this would be the opportunity of a lifetime. I could go to Equestria! However, I was even more loyal to another show. A show that I had been watching LONG before My Little Pony.

"I want to go to the world of Code Lyoko."

"If that is your wish, it shall be done. Now then. Have fun with your last hour on Earth."

I whispered my reply so no one but myself could hear it. "Oh I have every intent to."

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What would you do if you knew the world was going to end? If you knew all of your actions would have absolutely no reprocussions? If you said wait patiently, you have issues. Or you are boring as hell. I opted to do the fun thing. I grabbed one of my "toys" and some straps. I then walked over to the house of the hottest chick in my class. I hopped the fence, and then looked at her bedroom window. No lights were one. She was still asleep. I picked the key up from under the potted plant, as I had seen her do a million times before. I then unlocked the back door, and snuck into the house. I slowly crept up the stairs. I looked up at the door. It even had her name on it. Jayda. The name alone almost made me cum. I slowly pushed open the door, and then silently shut it. And then locked it. Didn't want any intrusions. I looked at Jayda's still sleeping body. I had a thousand fantasies about this, but never thought I'd actually do one. My final hour on Earth would be spent raping the girl of my dreams. Oh. Did I mention she's straight?

I put on a mad grin as I carefully tied her wrists too the bed posts. I then did the same to her legs, still making sure she was asleep. And then I did the fun one. I gagged and blindfolded her. This woke her up, and she would've screamed if my gag didn't stop her. I leaned into her ear.

"Don't worry. I'm not going to hurt you. And in the end, it won't matter anyway." She started pulling on her strappings. To my delight and her dismay, they held. Making sure she couldn't move a muscle, I began re-enacting all my fantasies on her.

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Shadow! You better not! I swear to God I will not let you tell my girlfriend. A bargain? What kind of...You're kidding right? Seriously? Fine. Lucky you reader. You actually get to read the sex scene.

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I slowly nibbled on the ear I had just whispered into while my fingers traced along her body. I let my fingers stop at her breasts. They were covered by Jayda's pajamas. I quickly changed this. I moved my mouth of her ear, and started suckling her tits. She stopped screaming. I smirked as I moved down even lower. She tried to gasp through the gag when she felt my breath above her warm pussy. I gave it a slow lick before plunging in. She taste like vanilla. With a hint of caramel. So sweet. I grabbed my neglected toy, a double sided dildo, and threw off my clothes. I took a glance towards the clock. Ten more minutes of bliss. I shoved half of the dildo inside of her, before plunging it into myself. I had to put a gag on myself to stop the screams of ecstasy. Just as the clock striked 8:00, I orgasmed. My vision was replaced by white, and then the whole world went dark.

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There. Happy you sick pervert? Seriously? You are? Well guess what! That got me really horny, so I'm not remembering anything else today. Guess that gives you time to hop into a universe and upload this eh? Yea yea. Spoilers and all that? Fuck you. Fuck you hard Shadow. If you need to go get yourself killed, I'll be with my girlfriend.

Corruption

This thing on? Good. Sorry Shadow, but looks like I'm covering for Amelia today. Hell where to begin? I do remember when the corruption began yes. It was...weird. Things seemed a bit...off. Normally peaceful animals became very agressive. That was the first change I noticed. Then came the storms. Us pegasi...we didn't plan them. They just sorta...happened. But we put it down to a random chance happening near Everfree, nothing to be worried about right? How wrong we were. I remember the day those monsters showed up. That was one helluva fight.

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RAINBOW DAGGER

PONYVILLE, EQUESTRIA

5 YEARS IN THE FUTURE...

(Soarin's thoughts)

/Spitfire's thoughts/

"Yo Thunder! Looks like another group of those storm clouds near Everfree. Mind if I check it out?"

"Go ahead. Those things have been muckin up our stuff for awhile. Dash might even give you a raise." I chuckled at that. Rainbow Dash was known for her laziness. She'd pay anyone extra to do the stuff she was supposed to. Currently, she was SUPPOSED to be clearing up those stray storm clouds. However, she was likely napping on a cloud instead.

(Y'know who she reminds me of? That one time in college, with-)

(Never should've told you about that.)

/Just a quick question, when will we go back to OUR bodies? As in, our original bodies. I still hate that there are zombie us's somewhere out there in this world./

(In other words, whenever we ain't broke as shit.)

I finally got a good look at it. It didn't look like a regular rain cloud. It was pitch black, like a shadow yet it had flecks of red in it. I'd seen the weather from all over the land of Equestria, and I'd never seen anything like it. Even stranger is that it seemed to be alive. Breathing. Probably just my mind fuckin with me.

(I assure you, no foreplay is happening up here.)

(...blow me.)

*skit skit skit skit* The sound of skittering made me look down. A few metal monstrosities were moving about. I threw myself into a nosedive and tucked my wings in.

(What are you, twelve?)

I pulled up to see...what the fuck was I seeing?

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What? That's really what I said! What do you mean overused line. Y'know what? Fuck you. Where was I? Oh yes.

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The machines looked like crabs. The had three legs and one giant head. It had only one eye, or so it appeared. It was shaped like a target, but had a few differences. Whatever it was, it wasn't from this world. The carvings weren't anything Equestrian, the craftmanship was too good for Diamond Dogs, and Griffin's wouldn't be able to find the materials for something like this.

/Aliens don't exist Sean/

/You don't think?/

(Yea cause you're a fuckin anthropologist.)

(SEAN! You can suck my dick.)

/Well actually he can't cause-/

(It's an expression. God I hate having a sister.)

/And I hate having a pig./

BZZZT!

A red beam fired out of the machine and hit me, defusing the arguement.

Another beam fired at me. However, this time I was ready for it. I closed my eyes, and used my magic to recreate a lightsaber. Right before I got hit, I deflected it back.

/Course it would work. You still have the chip./

I subconsciously rubbed the back of my neck before deflecting another shot at me.

(OI! Less sobby more killy!)

Soarin' was right. I cleared my head. The lazers shot past me. I saw that there were only three. This should be easy. I hopped up onto my back two hooves, and used my wings to keep balance. A model of the L118A appeared in my hooves. I looked at the middle one, zoomed in, and shot at the target on it's face. The shot rocked the body so hard it exploded! The explosion knocked the other two on their sides. I flew over to them and curb stomped them into submission.

As if to answer, the trees shook and twenty of the skittering machines came out, along with their much bigger brothers. These one's looked like a proper crab. Bringing up the rear were a few metal ball things. I couldn't see the markings on it. The crab's markings were on top. They all stared at me for a few seconds. Without warning, the balls opened up and shot a lazer wall at me. All the crabs opened fire on me. I did what any sane person would.

I turned tail and ran.

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That's what happened the day she showed up. Needless to say, the mane six weren't the most welcoming of ponies. Half the town was already destroyed, and her and her friends were in the middle of it. If she wasn't like us, she would've been thrown in jail, and shit woulda gona a bit differently. Now then, I did the interview, give me those tickets. I can finally get these voices out of my head.

New Friends

Buenos Dias cockbites. Look who's back. What? Okay fine. I won't address the readers as 'cockbites' anymore. So what's happening fucktards?

*Sounds of a struggle are heard. A hearty SMACK resonates through the recording.*

Okay. I will now stop talking before remembering stuff. Now where were we? Oh yes. Right after one helluvan orgasm, I landed on my feet. Right before the first episode to air...

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I was in a crouched position right in front of Kadic Junior High School. Children were frolicking...okay they were actually running like hell. I craned my neck to see...oh fuck.

Lo and behold, I had been teleported at the point where TeddyGozilla attacked. In hindsight, I should've realized I'd be battling evil. To be more precise, the evil demon programming known as XANA. However, I had expected to have a day or two to get to know the cast, maybe turn a certain combat wearing girl into a lesbian. However, I was going to have to play the 'Alien from another world you need my help' card. Great. I quickly set myself to a brisk run towards the gym. How did I know where that was? No idea.

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Yea. Those were really my thoughts. I was going to totally glomp the main cast. Why? Really? Those were your thoughts? How strange. We're just so different!...Yes that was sarcasm. No, I don't want you to beat me with a dildo. Where'd you even get that idea? Don't tell.

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Admittedly, I was horribly out of shape. So it took a little bit to get me there. However, despite my fat ass, I was still faster than the 50 foot tall teddy bear. I was able to burst into the auditorium...gym...area right as Ulrich was warning everyone of the danger. They laughed at him. Which means! Wait for it...The colossal teddy bear smashed in, crashing the party. I quickly ran over to Ulrich, and spoke very quickly to him.

"I know about XANA, I know about Lyoko, and I can help. You stay here, but where is the factory?"

His brain seemed to bzzt out after hearing how much I knew, but he relunctantly gave up the information. "There's a sewer opening in the woods. Open it up, and follow it all the way down. Hurry up, I don't know how much I'll be able to do from over here." I nodded my head, and prepared to turn away from him. He tugged me back though. "How do you know about us? We were doing such a good job hiding it!"

"I'll tell you later." And with that, I was off. I found the sewer opening easily enough, and hopped into it. I grabbed one of the skateboards and quickly rode to the end. I set the board next to the scooter, and climbed out. In front of me was the factory. It was pretty impressive. I quickly made my way over to the elevator, then slammed the button and struck a badass pose. The doors opened, and a surprised Jeremy turned to see me. He quickly spoke through his mic.

"Odd. Will you be okay without my help for a bit? Something just came up."

I couldn't hear the response, but Jeremy nodded his head. "I'll get back to you as soon as I can." He then slips off his headset and turns to me. "Ulrich told me about you. He said you knew about us and could help. I can't say I trust you, but Odd is in there alone. He could use the back-up. I'm sending you in to make sure he gets it." I nodded my head. He motioned for me to go to the scanner room. I hopped into the elevator and went down another level. I took a place in a vacant scanner and closed my eyes. Virtualization felt quite weird. I felt like I was floating. It was quite weird. Something I would get used to.

And then I fell out of the sky. I landed onto my...hooves? I turned around to look at myself properly. I was indeed an equine. I had a...is that a cutie mark? Holy shit! I was a pony! From Equestria! In Lyoko! The fanfic possibilities! I need to find out if the have FiMFiction over here. Turning in circles let me see more of myself. Not only was I a pony, but I was my OC. A unicorn. Trained in combat. I grinned.

"Alright. Odd should be nearby. Normally I'd let you get used to your drastically new body, but we don't have much time. Here's his coordinates." I ignored those coordinates, and simply teleported to the closest living organism. I appeared in a flash next to Odd.

"Woah! Your that new girl right? Why are you a unicorn?"

"Magic, I ain't gotta explain it!" He nodded his head like that made perfect sense.

"I like you new girl. I have a funny feeling we'll be good friends. Now then, a little help here?" He motioned to the giant rolling ball. A Megatank I believe. I nodded my head, then use levitation to pick the ball up and throw it off the cliff. Trololololol. I put on my best umad? face and turned to Odd. He was quite impressed.

"Nice job newbie!" He then turned to Aelita, who I had not noticed earlier. "C'mon Aelita, the tower is just up ahead." Aelita entered the tower, and I learned what happens on the outside. See, you don't see this part, but a huge swarm of enemies attacks the tower in a final attempt to stop Aelita. I was completely unaware of this part, and was almost killed. Luckily, Odd was a good sharpshooter with his laser arrows. He gave me some breathing room, which allowed me to start firing my own lasers at them. With little effort, the two of us cleared the enemies out quite quickly. We were suddenly returned to the regular world, earlier that day. Jeremy and Ulrich turned to me.

"Now then...how do you know about us?"

Author's note. Finally! Finally! It is done! To be honest, I had nothin else to do. I've been sick the entire day. Is the quality good? Ehhh. Can you really blame me? Sure. Will I listen? HELL NAWWW!