Pinkamena's Loyal Assistant

I turn on the camera, crunching on the bone I was given. "Hi everyone, so this week was complete chaos! But enough of that, let's answer questions!" I look at the computer.

"Do you even lift bro?" asks Anonymous.

"Um, I guess I do, I lift blood bags and drain some blood from the tub and then drink it!" I answer.

"How much do you like Pinkamena?" asks Random Bro.

"... Um, maybe a lot?"

"It's dangerous to go alone take this! *Hands you shades*"

"What would I need shades for? I'm not going anywhere anytime soon."

"Yo, bro, tell Pinkamena that you love her!" says Anonymous.

"No."

"Um, can we see what your work is usually like?" Asks Flutterfly.

"Sure! I'm gonna pick today's number, so you can watch the begi-" I stopped when I look at the number. "Go ahead and lay down on the table!" I say.

"You people are a bunch of psychos! How do you live with yourself, killing ponies day by day and then eating them!?" asks Noscopbro

"Well, it took some getting used to at first, but now it's fun! You should come over and have a nice party, we make the best cupcakes!"

"Whatever happened to you and your old friends?" asks Applefruit

"... Long story... I think that's all the questions I'll answer today, bye for now! Oh right, some of you have questions for Pinkamena, welp let's go!"

Pinkamena smiles at the computer screen, looking at all the questions.

"Hey, how long has Bonebeat been working for you?" asks Anonymous.

"About five years."

"Do you like him in any way?" asks Anonybro

"Well..."

"Yo, bro, tell Bonebeat that you love him!" says Anonymous. Pinkamena blushes angrily and gets out her knife.

"I think I know who's number is up!" I walk in to see her angry and I turn off the camera and give her a worried face. "It's fine Bonebeat. I just saw a weird question, but how were yours?" She asks. I give her a smile. "Great, goodnight Bonebeat, see you in the morning." I salute and trot off. I bet she's gonna get some bad questions later...