Shortly after my 25th birthday, I started developing troubles sleeping. It started with your normal insomnia, trouble getting asleep, more trouble staying asleep. But after a few weeks it started getting worse. Now I don't have any trouble falling asleep, the problem is sometimes I fall asleep at random times, and every time I fall asleep I dream about polycolored equines...

I will add character tags as they come into the story.

Story has been given a mature rating due to language, and what is sure to be crude humor to come.

As of 12/18/2016, the (Old Version) of the first two chapters are obsolete, and have no bearing on the story whatsoever, however I have decided to repost them so that future readers may see how the story originally started, before I decided to redo it.