What's Going On?

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“What’s going on?”

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“Hello? Is anyone there?”

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Nothing. Shoot.

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I should try to figure out where I am.

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It’s a colorful scene… why is everything so plain, so bright?

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This doesn’t seem like reality anymore.

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“That’s because it isn’t.”

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“Who are you?”

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“Derpy. You recognize me, don’t you?”

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“…Yes, I-I do.”

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“Good. Then you know where you are, don’t you?”

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“…Equestria.”

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“That’s right.”

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“Derpy… Why are you here?”

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“I’m your guide, Anon.”

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“Guide to what?”

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“I think you know, don’t you?”

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“…Oh.”

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“There we go. Figured it out?”

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“Yes, I think so.”

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“Good. Now, pay attention, Anon. You have a choice.”

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“A choice?”

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“Yes. You’ve got to places you can go. The first is here.”

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“…And the other?”

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“On.”

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“You mean…?”

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“Yes.”

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“…I think I’ll stay here.”

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“I thought you’d say that. Here, let me show you where you’ll live.”

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“…Derpy?”

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“Yes, Anon?”

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“Thank you.”

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“For what?”

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“You’ve always been my favorite. You always comforted me, even though I could never talk to you before. Just knowing you were there helped.”

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“That’s why I’m your guide, Anon.”

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“…Derpy?”

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“Yes?”

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“You wouldn’t mind…staying with me, would you?”

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“Of course not.”

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“How long will you stay?”

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“Forever, Anon, I’ll stay forever.”