The life of john

Johns POV

Shit is that oh dude that's a brony I can tell cause he's smoking weed. look out below I yelled and landed like a total badass. who are you? He asked im a  brony are you one too? I said as i pointed a hoof at him. and that is? he asked dip shit a human! Oh your here too in magical pony land? Yeah and are you high? I asked oh yeah fucking shit that      hit.       The spot he zoned out and I slammed a hoof on his head. DAMN IT! he yelled what the fuck? You zoned out bro so I hit in the head I simply said oh yeah bitch how about this and he did the same to me. See ya around I said yeah see you around I said in pain and anger.

                                                           Caleb's POV

Oh I must be high again i said after he took a long drag from my joint cause I'm seeing a giant tree with a door. I walked towards it and a little small green and purple talking lizard. Okay twilight I'll go get the stinking book for you okay? It asked oh hey I yelled little lizard man dude thing. I said uh twilight can I go somewhere non weird like inside in my bed? He yelled no spike don't be so lazy oh she yelped in surprise uh hello who are you its its me Caleb what is this tree? I asked oh its a library she said cool can I use your books? I asked the purple horn bird thing. Uh okay thanks I said I went in side and saw a certain book and it said brain theories for unicorns cool that stands for cool ass shit! I exclaimed I took the book and asked little dragon if I could keep it for a while

(Five minutes later) I walked into that cupcake place and saw john and Sean

Well good thing seeing you here john said with a smirk oh just the person I wanted to see I said hey could I use a spell on you? I asked uh maybe he said I'll take that as a yes my horn emitted a very bright and then there it was a demon in person shit     just.    Hit.    The fan

                                                         John's POV

Ah starswirl the bearded thought he could contain me in that retched mini deminsion oh I'm so glad to be out of it it said oh look peasants I think I'll kill a few its been a while and unsheathed a sword but as soon as it said that a burst of machine gun fire started on it and then it flinched at the sting and sound why you little he started walking forward well well well said a motherly voice next to Caleb who was holding the gun. What do we have here princess celestia said oh its the hag said the demon after that I yelled what the hell just happened? oh shit said Caleb that was the wrong spell the demon looked at me and said well I think I should introduce myself it said I'm LUCIFER that word hung in the air for a moment wait a sec said Sean Lucifer …… isn't that the devil? Sean asked deep in thought yeah I think it is I said. Oh you should know instead of thinking he tapped his head and then if a regular unicorn can take you down then I can do it faster princess celestia yelled I then got into a fighting stance and flew towards it and hit him with a chair and looked at me with a really nigga face and slammed his claws in my face I flew through sugar cube corners wall ponies started screaming and running damn its like Afghanistan all over again I got up and flew at mach 2 speed and hit him hard and he nelt down somehow Sean had a katana in his hoof and I yelled where the hell did you get that you can summon any weapon or object into equistria he said as princess celestia shot Lucifer  with a beam of lightning and he snarled and bitch slapped her after that I said shit well he said I could summon anything then I summoned Jaeger from Pacific rim and grabbed him check mate bitch and looked at the princess and she nodded and I said you heard her he looked me with death eyes and I tossed him and he flew.