The life of john

John's POV

Hey pinky I said hiya john how's it goin? She asked ugh shut this bitch up said lucifer hey that's mean said pinky uh how did she hear you well duh I have one just like it um its a he said lucifer not an it he said fancy like ugh what am I going to do with you bend me over and tell me I'm bad? He asked that is kinda gross I said. Or is it? Just be silent I said and then came twilight shit she needed me in the tree and I said okay why can't you ask spike? I said well this is why she turned around and bound me and kissed me hard and sloppy oh I've wanted this for so long she said tw twilight what are yo- I don't get to finish when she licked my cheek oh and nothing is going to stop me she purred she then started to kiss my chest then she went down almost instantly and took my schlong and started licking and sucking then she got up and sat right down on it I shuddered in pleasure twilight I said in a pant rainbow dash and I are dating so what she said its going to rough tonight I've got a surprise for all of us Hey twilight said rainbow dash walking into the tree .

Well I said dash its not what it looks like I cametosayhitotwilightthenthishappened I now twilight told me that we should have a threesome wha wha what! well shit its gonna be a long day look on the bright side johnny

                                                     THREE HOURS LATER

Bright side you said look on the bright side they were so rough it still hurts well just stop whining lucifer said its easy for you to say you don't have a body like mine fuck you. Then poof a letter appeared in front of me. Well what's this? I said as I read the paper my eyes widened then I took to the air. And yelled FUCK U ALL COCK SUCKERS