The life of john

by Stoikmofo23

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Romance, Adventure
Length: 3063

One short sentance and one thing happened then another

Then everything changed when the kareans attacked john and his FAM get teleported to a certain place they love.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-05-08 17:18:37 UTC

Chapter 1

Jordan was watching the new episode of my little pony that john recorded yesterday i wonder what it what its like to be a pony he thought then changed it to the news .Hey Jordan did you see the news? Ugh its only 3 its too early to listen. No mark I didn't Jordan said sarcastically.

Well excuse me, well as I was saying they said the America is being attacked!

(BOOM) what the hell was that! said john running from his room with bed head

He had brown eyes and was super ripped and over protective. Jane mark get to the car NOW! He yelled hey what's with all the yelling said jordan

I just got news from the military were being attacked by the Koreans. John said with a stare. Mark get the car Jordan you go with me I'll be- he was cut off  by a low screech then a loud and low voice. Sentient beings you have been chosen to live another life, this world has too many faults I made war a living here and it is time to restart and start anew on any world dimension or universe . Then white john saw nothing not his house nor family.

What the actual fuck is going on! Eager I see, the voice said you had been reseted sadly so did your family. It seemed like time stopped but it was only him. But, John looked up, there is a world that they will be, the place is peaceful Equistria that word made john perk up.

You will be  any creature you would like Go on a portal opened up and he was hesitant to walk through.

Then there was ponies everywhere he then got an idea as he fell and yelled fuck! Hey you I haven't seen yo-, she was cut off as she saw his figure he was big and had bigger than an average Pegasus wings and his eyes they were red and he had black slits as pupils john looked at the pony that was talking to him rainbow dash his favorite pony uh hi

Chapter 2

Rainbow dashes POV

Hey whats with your eyes i said oh sorry i did'nt mean to be rude. When he looked at me I looked away and blushed profusely h-hey what's your name? I said, uh he said hey your staring doh I uh its john he said what's yours? Its its rainbow dash or you can call me the greatest flier in equistria I then heard a low growl john then put a hoof to his stomach hey you need something to eat? I asked. He said oh no thank you, oh come on dude I said, okay he said then he said he had to tell me something

                                                      John's POV

Hey rainbow dash can I tell you something ? What? she said, I'm not from here and you just met me and your being so nice ? Well in ponyville we help each other. so come on let's go to my house she said uh where is it? I said in clouds dale she said  how do we get there? I asked uh fly duh she said I looked back at my insanely large wings I stretched them out without even thinking

Huh I wonder who that is talking to rainbow? Said a purple pony in the shadows

                                                    Marks POV

Ugh what just happened? Huh he sat down looked at his …. HOOFS!!

What the fudge is going on? Who are you? said a squeaky voice it was sweety belle from MLP my pony crush. Uh hello I said who are you? Oh I  its mark and yo- sweety belle she said before I could finish oh I put my hoof to my head and felt a large bump or a HORN!!! Holy moly I'm a unicorny. Hey rarity! Sweety yelled oh sweety belle what is it darling are you okay are you hurt? rarity said running towards us no this is mark is it okay if he comes in side? Oh yes it is those dirty old rags need to be thrown out anyways I looked down to see my shirt with a fairly large tear. Oh boy

Chapter 4

Twilights POV

If i can't have john then neither can she twilight said let's see him like her after this she said with a frown

                                                                  Johns POV

One week after I met pinky pie she said we should throw a welcome to pony ville party hey I was up to it and whoa i thought she'd never stop talking about it and I did meet celestia she told me my family was here and she said there was other bronies here in equistria right now I'm looking for one I then thought I saw one i new I know who it is its o mai god hey huh he said uh do I now you well Sean i said will this jog yo mind ur moms my bitch oh its good to see you too john he said well thank you hey dud3 I'm looking for bronies mm hmm oh shit man good for you well gotta go meet me tomorrow at sugar cube corner sure man ( twenty minutes later ) inside twilights tree hey a cookie it said "to a very friendly Pegasus" I said don't mind if I do I took a bite and it tasted bitter how the hell does one simply make a bitter cookie I then began to get lightheaded and my eyes went grey then the door opened and twilight shrieked those weren't for you I then blacked out and then whiteness again. Wow said a booming voice what? I said what just went down in front of me oh well I can't seem to see how that was fair he said what do you mean it means he said I'm sending you back I smiled and said thank you

(Twelve minutes later) I woke up in white room and gasped as I gulped in air and looked around the hospital? I got up and headed to the waiting room to come in on the doctor saying I didn't make it I spoke up and said well doesn't that make me a zombie? She yelped in surprise how how are you alive you drank two much of the anti flight and your wings have feathers they fell off i watched them fall off of them how! Well I'm fucking alive bitch deal with it!

The fight part 1

Johns POV

Shit is that oh dude that's a brony I can tell cause he's smoking weed. look out below I yelled and landed like a total badass. who are you? He asked im a  brony are you one too? I said as i pointed a hoof at him. and that is? he asked dip shit a human! Oh your here too in magical pony land? Yeah and are you high? I asked oh yeah fucking shit that      hit.       The spot he zoned out and I slammed a hoof on his head. DAMN IT! he yelled what the fuck? You zoned out bro so I hit in the head I simply said oh yeah bitch how about this and he did the same to me. See ya around I said yeah see you around I said in pain and anger.

                                                           Caleb's POV

Oh I must be high again i said after he took a long drag from my joint cause I'm seeing a giant tree with a door. I walked towards it and a little small green and purple talking lizard. Okay twilight I'll go get the stinking book for you okay? It asked oh hey I yelled little lizard man dude thing. I said uh twilight can I go somewhere non weird like inside in my bed? He yelled no spike don't be so lazy oh she yelped in surprise uh hello who are you its its me Caleb what is this tree? I asked oh its a library she said cool can I use your books? I asked the purple horn bird thing. Uh okay thanks I said I went in side and saw a certain book and it said brain theories for unicorns cool that stands for cool ass shit! I exclaimed I took the book and asked little dragon if I could keep it for a while

(Five minutes later) I walked into that cupcake place and saw john and Sean

Well good thing seeing you here john said with a smirk oh just the person I wanted to see I said hey could I use a spell on you? I asked uh maybe he said I'll take that as a yes my horn emitted a very bright and then there it was a demon in person shit     just.    Hit.    The fan

                                                         John's POV

Ah starswirl the bearded thought he could contain me in that retched mini deminsion oh I'm so glad to be out of it it said oh look peasants I think I'll kill a few its been a while and unsheathed a sword but as soon as it said that a burst of machine gun fire started on it and then it flinched at the sting and sound why you little he started walking forward well well well said a motherly voice next to Caleb who was holding the gun. What do we have here princess celestia said oh its the hag said the demon after that I yelled what the hell just happened? oh shit said Caleb that was the wrong spell the demon looked at me and said well I think I should introduce myself it said I'm LUCIFER that word hung in the air for a moment wait a sec said Sean Lucifer …… isn't that the devil? Sean asked deep in thought yeah I think it is I said. Oh you should know instead of thinking he tapped his head and then if a regular unicorn can take you down then I can do it faster princess celestia yelled I then got into a fighting stance and flew towards it and hit him with a chair and looked at me with a really nigga face and slammed his claws in my face I flew through sugar cube corners wall ponies started screaming and running damn its like Afghanistan all over again I got up and flew at mach 2 speed and hit him hard and he nelt down somehow Sean had a katana in his hoof and I yelled where the hell did you get that you can summon any weapon or object into equistria he said as princess celestia shot Lucifer  with a beam of lightning and he snarled and bitch slapped her after that I said shit well he said I could summon anything then I summoned Jaeger from Pacific rim and grabbed him check mate bitch and looked at the princess and she nodded and I said you heard her he looked me with death eyes and I tossed him and he flew.

The fight part 2

Markov's POV

Oh man I said and noticed my voice was a deep Russian accent what the fuck?! I yelled and saw a giant robot and realized it was striker from pacific rim  man I just got here and its already chaos. I got up looked back and saw wings I guess it wasn't a dream. I looked to my side and saw demon and yelled mother Russia and jumped back it got up and started to grow big very big and it got up and ran over to the striker my god.

                                                          John's POV

Oh shit he's getting up I looked at Sean and Caleb and they were in gypsy danger and thunder strike I yelled let's go and started to run towards him and he put his hand out and we all stopped and fell as he used a emp damn it 10 seconds till power resupply said a female voice. 10.9.8.7.6.5.4.3.2.1 I got up fast and upper cutted him before he could slam his foot on me I ran at him as I slammed my fist into him and he flew like the wind and then I see a Titan from titan fall run towards and jump with a giant chainsaw and take an arm from him. Wait a second that's Markov I thought and then pulled a giant fucking chain katana and stabbed lucifer in the chest and Sean in thunder strike had giant butterfly knives in all three of his hands and stabbed him in the stomach, neck and eye and Caleb took a broad sword and cut his other arm off and slammed it into his side and all three of us even Markov jumped up and slammed our fists into his face causing it to explode. Damn I said as  I dropped. And fell on my ass and yelled that was bad ass we just killed Satan bro, yeah said Sean Markov its been a while same here he said with a deep Russian accent. Good job said princess celestia thank you princess I bowed its kinda hard fucking  when your in a giant robot. You are not My subjects she said you don't have to bow to me. She said thank you your Highness i said

Chapter 3

Jordan's POV

Apple bloom where are you I said we just met an hour ago and now were playing hide and seek! Gotcha I yelled and she shrieked and fell on her back laughing her flank off, they use weird words here hey Jordan do ya wanna meet mah sister? she said, oh would I? yelled let's go! A.B yelled.

                                                               Rainbow dashes POV

Hey rainbow said the purple pony from earlier hey twilight I said hows it going egghead. Oh nothing much but who's this? She asked, this is john I said john then did a pose and said the one and only! Oh hello I'm twilight sparkle she said they then shook hooves. Howdy, john said. She looked at him and licked her lips and then he flipped whoa calm down john I said she's just joking around I think?

                                                               Johns POV

                                                          Two days later                                                                  we were walking down a cloud street and then i said hey can we go hang at your place rainbow dash looked at me then smiled and said sure (5 minutes later). We then went to her room and then i turned to dashie and asked the question I've wanted to asked for years rainbow I stuttered will you be my mare friend I said really lightheaded her eyes widened she then blushed and her eyes watered up and she said yes we hugged then she kissed me hard and passionately my eyes widened but then calmed down and her tounge pushed at my mouth trying to gain entrance I opened up and her tounge slipped in. our tounges trying to gain dominance over each other for a couple minutes sadly she won, she then broke the kiss and pushed me down onto her bed and smiled then started to kiss down my neck then my chest and when she got lower she smiled mischievously and grabbed my member in here mouth she took all of it! I then tensed up and said twidlee d to the f feels good!

She started bobbing her head on my member then she let it out with a pop and then dragged her tounge on my shaft and then took my head in her mouth and swirled her tounge around it. Dashie I said she got up and said sorry with a blush my turn I said she blushed then she climbed under me I then put my member at her entrance and then smiled devilishly and hilted her she gasped as I broke her hiemen so your a virgin huh i asked and started going in and out quickly for few minutes later I'm I'm gonna cum! dashie looked up at me and nodded seconds later I then plunged into her and let my seed flow into her womb for a few seconds and layed down next to her and told her I love her she said the same

The party

John's POV

Hey pinky I said hiya john how's it goin? She asked ugh shut this bitch up said lucifer hey that's mean said pinky uh how did she hear you well duh I have one just like it um its a he said lucifer not an it he said fancy like ugh what am I going to do with you bend me over and tell me I'm bad? He asked that is kinda gross I said. Or is it? Just be silent I said and then came twilight shit she needed me in the tree and I said okay why can't you ask spike? I said well this is why she turned around and bound me and kissed me hard and sloppy oh I've wanted this for so long she said tw twilight what are yo- I don't get to finish when she licked my cheek oh and nothing is going to stop me she purred she then started to kiss my chest then she went down almost instantly and took my schlong and started licking and sucking then she got up and sat right down on it I shuddered in pleasure twilight I said in a pant rainbow dash and I are dating so what she said its going to rough tonight I've got a surprise for all of us Hey twilight said rainbow dash walking into the tree .

Well I said dash its not what it looks like I cametosayhitotwilightthenthishappened I now twilight told me that we should have a threesome wha wha what! well shit its gonna be a long day look on the bright side johnny

                                                     THREE HOURS LATER

Bright side you said look on the bright side they were so rough it still hurts well just stop whining lucifer said its easy for you to say you don't have a body like mine fuck you. Then poof a letter appeared in front of me. Well what's this? I said as I read the paper my eyes widened then I took to the air. And yelled FUCK U ALL COCK SUCKERS