Another Human Turned into a Pony in Equestria

I awoke late in the day. It was hard to believe that only the night before I had my date with Applebloom.

"Flitter, I think that you're the greatest pony in all of Equestria."

"I think that you're even better."

The stars shone brighter, casting a light upon us.

"Aren't the stars beautiful?"

"Not as beautiful as you."

"Flitter, you're makin' me blush!"

We leaned close.

"You know, I used to not believe in true love."

"Really?"

"I used to think that it was unrealistic, but now..."

"Now?"

"I know that it's real."

Our mouths met and we kissed. It felt like all my fears and worries had been left behind.

We held for almost a minute, and then released. We looked at each other with pure love.

"Flitter! Flitter!"

I looked up from my bed and out the window to see Spike calling for me.

"Up here, Spike!"

He looked up and saw me in the window.

"There you are! Princess Luna is at Twilight's castle to see you!"

"See me?"

"Yeah!"

"I'll be over in ten minutes!"

My legs were still stuck, as the cure Twilight had brought from Zecora hadn't worked. She said that since the "joking" was old, I might need a more powerful cure. As I mounted my wheelies (as Pinkie had dubbed my "wheel-boots" something much more sensible) , I pondered over what Princess Luna could have been here for. At the time, I didn't know that Twilight had been sending letters to the Princesses.

"Morin', Flitter!" called Applejack from the kitchen.

"Morning, Applejack!"

"What do you want fer breakfast?"

"Don't have time, gotta head over to Twilight's, Princess Luna wants to see me for some reason."

"Huh, that's odd. Well, you better head right on over, then!"

"See you later Applejack!"

"Later, Flitter!"

I rolled over to Twilight's castle at full speed and made in there in just under four minutes. To my surprise, Twilight was waiting outside with Luna.

"Flitter, so glad you could come so quickly!" said Twilight.

"Um, why are you wearing skates?" asked Luna.

"Poison joke." I said, before explaining the full story to her.

"Ah, I see. But that's not why I'm here."

"Why are you here?"

"Twilight Sparkle has been sending my sister and I letters, and I came to check on you upon my sister's request."

"What does she want you to check?"

"She wanted me to check and make sure that you weren't crazy." Luna seemed very angry.

"Crazy? Flitter's not crazy!" said Twilight.

"Yeah, I'm not!"

"I can tell that you're not crazy in the slightest, however, my sister was concerned that you might be." Luna was furious by this point, "She seems to think that saying something unrealistic or unreasonable means that you're crazy!"

"That's awful..." said Twilight, "But now you can go back to Princess Celestia and tell her that Flitter's not crazy!"

"I am going back to my sister right this minute to tell her." Luna muttered something under her breath as she flew off, "Crazy my hoof..."

"Is that all?"

"Yes, I was expecting Princess Luna to be here longer, but you can go back to whateve-"

"Hey, Flitter!" interrupted Starlight, "I made you something! Why don't you come in and try it on?"

"Sure?"

I rolled into the castle and followed Starlight.

"I know that you've been using those wheelies because you can't get your hooves apart, so I made you something new!"

She magicked over a small skateboard with special hoof straps.

"Here, let me help you try it on!"

Soon, I was mounted on the skateboard. It was navy blue with light green wheels.

"Thanks, Starlight! It looks amazing!"

"No problem! I just figured that you deserved something to make you happy, you know, after the whole coma-human thing." she smiled, "Now, do you want to try it out?"

"Heck yeah!"

I skimmed to the door of the castle and prepared to take off.

"Hey, Flitter!" called Scootaloo, as she and the other CMC noticed me.

"What'cha got there?" asked Sweetie Belle.

"It's a skateboard! Starlight custom made it for me."

"It looks pretty awesome!" said Applebloom, then leaned closer to me and lowered her voice, "But not as awesome as you..."

I blushed with embarrassment.

"So, why don't you try it out?" asked Scootaloo, "If you want, I could show you how to do some tricks, 'cause a skateboard is like a scooter!"

"Yeah! Come on, Flitter! Give it a whirl!"

"Sure thing! Anypony want to give me a push for extra speed?"

Applebloom obliged and walked behind me to give me a push.

"Three!" yelled Applebloom, "Two! One! Go!"

She gave me a hard push and I buzzed my wings at top speed. I was zooming across Ponyville with perfect ease. I could move in any direction with a little flick of my wings. I aimed towards a wooden board that was propped up like a jump (that was either a hazard or complete luck). I was flying through the air over everything below. I closed my eyes to prevent stinging from the air that was rushing past me.

"What in Equestria is that?" I heard a voice cry out.

I opened my eyes to see that I had just zipped past Rainbow Dash at top speed.

"Hey, Dash!" I yelled as landed.

"What th-?!?"

I completed a sharp u-turn and zipped back to the castle.

"How was that?!?" I asked, excitedly.

The four of them were in a stunned silence.

"What?"

"That. Was. Awesome!" yelled Scootaloo.

"You didn't even look like you had to try!" shouted Sweetie Belle.

"You looked like a natural!" said Starlight.

I looked at Applebloom, who was still staring in awe.

"What did you think?" I asked her.

"I think," she said, "That you just got you're cutie mark!"

I turned to look at my flank and saw a skateboarding cutie mark with flames coming from the wheels.

"Awesome!" I yelled in unison with the CMC and Starlight.

"Hey, guys!" yelled Rainbow Dash as she flew over, "Can somepony explain to me what happened?"

"Serves you right for not telling me sooner..." mumbled the mare. She casually threw the pony over her shoulder, and calmly started wiping the blood off her hooves.

' How are thingssss going? '

' Fine, my King. ' the mare thought back, ' I located the filly's current location. '

' Where issss sssshe? '

' Ponyville. It might be difficult to obtain her. '

' Do not be foolissssh or arrogant. Do thingssss right sssso we can accomplissssh our goal... '

' Yes, my King. '

"How hard is it to give up information on a stupid filly?" she growled, "Next time, I'm just going to attack them until they cough up the information, hopefully before they cough up some blood!"

So the filly was talented at skateboarding. Agent Sneakhoof noted that on his report.

' Cutie marks are getting stranger every day... ' he thought.

He shoved the report into his bag and started back to his post.

"Hello, who are you?" asked a voice.

The Agent turned around to see Princess Luna standing behind him.

"Hello, Princess Luna," he said before bowing, "My name is Agent Sneakhoof."

"Agent Sneakhoof? Should I recognize that name?"

The agent pulled out his ID card and showed it to the Princess.

"Let's see... Special Agent Sneakhoof... Pegasus... Double agent?"

"I'm a double agent for the Canterlot Protection Agency, I pretend to work for criminals and return the information back to the Agency."

"Yes... That Agency should familiar... What are you doing right now?"

"I'm keeping an eye on the young human-filly known as Flitternet."

"Why?"

"The criminal I'm pretending to work for at the moment wants her for her magic."

"Her magic? Her human magic?"

"Yes, ma'am. I wasn't aware that you were involved as well."

Luna paused, and appeared to be thinking for a minute, "Can you send me your reports?"

"Yes, ma'am. I can send you one every week."

"Thank you, however, do not tell my sister about these reports, okay?"

"I- I guess so."

"Thank you, er, Sneakhoof was it?"

"Yes, your highness."

With a smile on her ace, Princess Luna flew towards Canterlot.

Agent Sneakhoof pulled his second report back out. What was he going to lie about to Commander Shadow this time?