Flash Sentry steals your Waifu!

You are Flash Sentry, the pony.

A FARMER!

You have just been defeated by a lowly, peasant farmer! You were just about to go for the kill when he somehow kicked you hard enough to remove the Necklace Of Pure Evil, which now lies at the bottom of a collapsed cave. Without its magical protection, Discord was able to finally locate you and exact his revenge by transporting you across dimensions to some unknown planet.

You open your eyes and the first thing you see is the color green, so much green. As you stagger to your feet, you look around to find yourself in the middle of a dense jungle. It was then you noticed...you stood up on your feet! You take a quick look down only to see you are no longer a pony! You gaze at your hands and finally realize you are a human, like the form you had when you took Sunset Shimmer.

Once the sudden panic wore off, you took a moment to observe your surroundings in greater detail. You circle only to see nothing but virgin foliage. When you circle back, you notice another human leaning against a tree, a triumphant smirk on his face. You do not recognize him as he appeared a middle-aged, fair-skinned man with dark hair, black pants, shoes, and a black and red uniformed coat. You want to demand this stranger tell you where you are, but the fear and confusion mutes you as you find his demeanor...unsettling. You figure you might try diplomacy first to inquire as to your predicament. When the man finally speaks, you recognize the voice!

"You know, in my countless millennia as an immortal, I find there are only a few things which I like more than chaos: Fluttershy, Friendship, and Poetic Justice!"

It's clearly Discord! What sorcery has allowed him to bring you here? The smirk changes to a full grin as he clearly has chosen a suitable punishment for stealing his beloved Fluttershy. He takes a few steps toward you, while you attempt backing away only to be stopped by the nearest tree. He stands nose to nose when he gladly reveals his intention.

"Don't worry so much; you'll love it here! You're going to have the harem you so desperately desire! There are countless women on this planet and no other men you have to compete with! Why, you'll practically die with pleasure!"

The way he says "die" should have raised some flags, but you're too giddy from the thought of having an entire PLANET as your own personal harem! You now want to hoof-bump Discord for allowing your ultimate fantasy to come true. Finally, some reward for the Great Flash Sentry! "DisQord" chuckles at your ignorance before making his exit to see his beloved Fluttershy once more.

"Au revoir, Mon Petit Poney!" he snaps his fingers and disappears in a sudden white flash.

You continue dancing in place when a soft, but sudden boom catches your attention. A second, louder rumble follows. Then a third, fourth, and so on, each louder than the last. Something is coming your way, something BIG! You look around and find a giant boulder to hide behind. Did Discord lie? He promised women, not monsters! You cower behind the stone when the creature approaches.

"Me thought me hear something! Hear 'nuther voice of puny man!"

You peek around the boulder and see three giant Amazons. One dark skinned, one fair with blonde hair. The leader wore a fur bikini made from a leopard-like cat and had a blue Mohawk. The three looked around for a bit, clearing the foliage with their great clubs. For giant monster women, they're not bad looking, you think. You decide to make your greeting as they will surely make you their leader and planetary sex-god.

"Well hello! I usually don't say this, but you are the most beautiful trio of gigantic ladies I have ever laid eyes on!"

Ah yes, the ol' Zapp Flash charm! Just one more pick-up line and they're yours forever!

"I find the most erotic part of a woman in the boo-AAHHHHH!"

The leader grabs you by the head and drags you away. She is no doubt trying to claim you as her own, but you must pace yourself, for you have to score with the rest of the planet.

Unfortunately, she appears angry as she drags you.

"Hmm... I like 'em feisty! Nnnyaaahhh!!" you try to play along but she drags you a little too rough.

"Me find puny man again! Only one thing do:"

Your final emotions conflict as she informs you of your ultimate fate.

"DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO!"