Flash Sentry steals your Waifu!

You are Flash Sentry!

However, you are the HUMAN Flash Sentry that is a student from Canterlot High School. At one time, you were the most popular, cutest, and coolest boy in your class. You even still think of yourself in that way. However, much of that changed when Sunset Shimmer arrived in your world through a portal linking to a magical equine dimension.

When she arrived, Sunset Shimmer had a fierce determination about her. She would do anything to propel herself to the top, and you were the tool she needed to gain popularity. Her plan was simple: date the popular cute boy, then dump him to show who's in charge. She used her popularity to strangle the student body in fear until she was taken down by another visitor from her realm, Twilight Sparkle.

Humiliated, Sunset Shimmer now seeks forgiveness and redemption from the teens she nearly enslaved. She has even agreed to once again date the coolness that is Flash Sentry! And why shouldn't she? You are obviously still the cutest, coolest, most perfect teenage boy any prepubescent girl would go crazy for.

It is after class, and you serenade Sunset Shimmer with your guitar on the steps of the school. She doesn't appear to be enjoying it as she buries her face into her hands, hoping nobody will see her with you, though you believe that can't be the case. She has turned over a new leaf and should enjoy spending time with you and appreciating your awesomeness. You sit on the first step, facing sideways, while you put your feet up on a higher step allowing you to recline as you face your girlfriend. She sits hunched on the other side of the steps, face still buried in her palms as she listens and barely tolerates your music abilities... or even your presence.

You proceed to sing about the coolest subject there is: the coolness that is Flash!

I'm Flash Sentry, the coolest boy in school!

I'm so cool, every boy wants to be me!

My cuteness is so cool, girls just can't get enough!

Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool! Cooool!

I play a mean guitar, even though I only know three chords!

Let's try a new one! Oop! that didn't sound right, back to the first one!

Ladies still love it, 'cause it shows I'm so sensitive,

even though I don't know how to rhyme.

I drive a cool car, it has a lightning bolt on it!

I play lead guitar in my band, and I'm front man!

I have trendy spikey hair, and a cool leather jacket!

I was created for a single purpose:

To be the dream-boy of nine year old girls!

I don't like the mean popular girls like you think I would,

I like the quiet shy girl that is underappreciated!

Don't call me the cliché perfect cool boyfriend!

Just call me Dreamy Cutebottom!

Students pass by you while rolling their eyes, clearly intimidated by the level of coolness you possess. Sunset has also stood up as she quickly proceeds to walk away. She must have had too much and can no longer handle anymore of the awesomeness. You get up to chase your girlfriend to tell her it's OK; you can save some of the coolness for later.

"C'mon Shimmie! Don't leave Flash hangin'! I can mellow down a bit if this is too much for you!" you plead, wanting her to return. She had seemed distant lately, like she thought going back to you was a mistake. But this cannot be; she is reformed and you are the coolest boy in school! What girl WOULDN'T want to be seen with you. You catch up to her as you grab her shoulder to get her attention.

"LEAVE ME ALONE, FLASH!" she shrieks as she spins back around. She throws your hand off as you recoil in shock.

A crowd begins to form, anticipation building to see the newest drama around Flashimmer. Before you ask what is her problem, Sunset starts laying into you.

"I'm not a little girl anymore! Your clueless, egomaniacal antics no longer amuse me! It was a mistake coming back to you; you have NO redeeming personality! You're just all...all FLASH, and that's it!"

The crowd begins to rally around her, "YOU GO, GIRL! TELL IT LIKE IT IS! YEAH, WE DON'T LIKE HIM ANYMORE, EITHER!"

"I know I'm trying to redeem myself," she continues berating you, "but this is too much! I...I've had enough! We're through! And this time, it's because of YOU and not popularity!"

She walks toward the statue in front of the school where the portal to Equestria is when a light temporarily stuns the excited audience. The portal is opening again! Is Twilight set to return to solve your friendship problem? Can you use her to make Sunset jealous; or just use her? A figure steps out and, to the astonishment of all onlookers, you find...another Flash Sentry!

Identical in every aesthetic, this Flash Sentry draws even more ire from the crowd, "BOOO! OH NO, NOT ANOTHER ONE!" You, oddly enough feel a strange attraction to this interloper, as if you found your one true pairing! The new Flash seems intent only on Sunset Shimmer as he approaches her with a hunger in his eyes. Sunset, initially fearful of the Equestrian doppelganger, hears him out.

"Have you had enough of the inferior version of me?" he asks, nodding over to you.

"Yes. Yes! Oh Celestia, YES!!" she raises her hand for the new Flash to take. He says nothing more as he grabs it and guides her back through the portal, into the magical land of Equestria.

You are left by yourself with much of the student body surrounding you, cheering as you finally receive your just deserts. You fall to your knees, crying visible tears as your love was just taken into another world. To think, you will never see that beautiful face again!

Well...until next time you look into the mirror.

"Curse you Sunset Shimmer for running off with my one true love!"