Zombie Ponies! (Call of Duty WaW Zombies Custom Maps, Mods & Funny Moments)

Vanoss, Moo and Wildcat were waiting for Nogla, who was busy eating a banana during Evan's recording. Through his microphone, they can hear him slowly and crunchily munch on his elegant delicious banana. Where then Vanoss had to do something right now.

"Oh look, Wildcat's ghost returned." He said, Moo chuckled as Vanoss cam picture a zoomed picture of Wildcat's blurry 'W'. He only had to add 3 dots, 2 as the eyes and 1 as a mouth.

"We can also see that your ghosts is also back with the Eiffel tower as well." Wildcat commented, as Evan and Brock chuckled. Vanoss can also picture that the ghosts with the Eiffel Tower interrupting Wildcat's 'W'.

"Nogla come on!" Wildcat yelled angrily, they waited for him to join for about 23 minutes now or so at least.

"Cam on mann, I'm 'till munchin' on *swallow* mah banana!" Nogla said, midway, he swallowed his banana, so he can finally join.

"It's like back in Black Ops 3, you eating you're 'chocolate sandwidge' for about 10 minutes." Moo said, as Evan and Wildcat laughed weakly.

"It is actually!" Evan agreed, he can remember the same thing back in that recording/video.

"Alright, we're playing without you." Vanoss declared, as he pressed the 'start match' button.

"No, no, NO!" Nogla yelled after he started the match.

"Nope, too late." Vanoss said.

"Ohh, fuck you."

"Why does the map look like a cartoon?" Wildcat asked, while Nogla is still in the process of joining.

"It's what we're playing today!" Vanoss said, he can see the picture of the map, a cartoon like scene where there was a crystal/diamond buildings built through the street.

"Alrighty, I'm here." Nogla said.

"Alright, you guys ready?" Vanoss asked in his soldier voice, as his friends agreed and cheered. "Let's do this." He started the match, as the four can see the loading screen with a cloud and a rainbow lightning picture, another with 3 diamonds, 3 butterflies, 3 balloons--1 yellow, 2 blue--, 3 red apples and a pink star with 6 other white small stars. It's also mixed with a dash of blood.

"Holy shit, the fuck is this map?" Wildcat reacted.

"Looks kinda weird!" Nogla commented. "Evan, whatever map you picked, kinda looks like a girly cartoon!"

"True, true." Moo agreed.

"I go for the maps with awesome looking preview pictures, because it looks awesome." Vanoss replied.

The screen loaded with a mark of 'Round I'. Then shrunk into the corner. They were in front of a crystal gate, their hud also had colorful choices of color. But then Vanoss and the others reacted by looking at their player models.

"Oh shit! Moo you're Optimus Prime!" Wildcat commented. The Optimus player model exactly looks like from the live-action film.

"Woah! Oh that's awesome!" Moo said.

"Oh Tyler, you're the Terminator!" Nogla exclaimed, the Terminator model however looked like a T-800. But not an Arnold player model.

"Oh my god really?" Wildcat asked, then turned to Vanoss. "Oh shit! Evan looks like the guy from Rick and Morty!" He yelled.

"What?!" Vanoss yelled, he can picture a Rick and Morty player model in his head, damn, he wished he would've seen it. "Nogla, you're Iron Man!" Vanoss commented, as the others did agree on his player model. Except- "You hold the gun differently." Vanoss said. The player model was holding the pistol open-palmed.

"Whaat?!" Nogla mumbled.

"You're like trying to actually be Iron Man!" Wildcat said, as he saw a small figure in the distance. It got clear from the fog as it looked like a.. pony? "Whaat? Guys, look at the zombe! It's a pony!" Wildcat yelled. The 3 took notice, looked where he was looking and saw what he said. It was a stallion with a grey coat, black spiky upright mane that matched with the tail and had a tatoo of an hourglass.

"Oh shit it is!" Vanoss yelled, as he slashed his knife at the zombie pony. Getting 10+ points.

"Evan, out of all the maps you picked, it was a pony one!" Nogla complained. As more zombie ponies trotted to where they were. They started shooting their guns at them, getting points and killing them.

"Well I didn't know! It looked cool from the preview, like I said, it was a cartoon one. Besides we gotta stick with it!" He said, as he shot and slashed two zombies with his weapon. "On the bright side, we got some awesome player models."

"I'm on Evan with this." Brock spoke, as he shot another zombie.

It was almost the end of the third round, Vanoss has an Uzi, Wildcat has an MP5k, Nogla got an Olympia and a 16-Gauge for Brock. They also happen to unlock some doors, accessing to the houses and also it's where they got their current weapons.

"We need 1000 to clear this debris, and I think we get more space from the town." Wildcat announced. Looking at the table above a pile of grabage while it was burning. But then they were interrupted with echoed voices.

"AJ! Applejack?"

"Rainbow Dash, is that you?"

"Ah can't see anythin'."

"Did you guys hear that?" Nogla asked, it wasn't startling or creepy at all, but it just irritated them.

"Yeah." "Mmhmm." "Yup." They agreed, as it was followed by a laughter of a southern accent. On Vanoss' point of view, he saw a running pony towards him, at first, he sees to it as an average zombie, but when he unloaded a full clip, something was wrong.

"Why won't this piece of shit die?" He said. As he reloaded and kept on shooting.

"What's wrong?" Wildcat asked, Vanoss emptied another clip, he tried to run but the zombie smacked him 2 times, and it got him down.

"What the fuck! It's a boss! It's a boss!" Vanoss yelled and repeated, as the orange pony with a stetson was now running towards Moo.

"This one?"

"Yeah!"

"Oh no!" Brock muttered as he got smacked, then ran from the orange mare. "Guys help!" Brock said, so did Vanoss but in another way.

"I'm getting Evan!" Wildcat yelled, his character sprinting towards the incapacitated Rick. Nogla and Brock kept on shooting at the cowpony but nothing did much, they unloaded clips of their shotguns but they see it as a pebble hitting it, as some of the shells missed the zombie.  "Ah I got c'hyou!" Wildcat said, firmly said "c'hyou" as he was reviving Vanoss, who weakly laughed.

"You sounded like you sneezed." He said as he got up, they quickly went to assist the other 2.

The 2 found the others, who was backing up and was still busy shooting down the cowpony. "Why won't this bitch die?!" Nogla yelled, reloading his Olympia, Vanoss saw two other figures in the distance, it was a rainbow pegasi and a white unicorn.

"GUYS! BEHIND YOU!" Vanoss yelled, felt like the round was getting really intense. The other duo turned to see what he screamed about. And as soon as they saw that, they ran before shooting them a couple of times. They were screaming around. It says on the screen 'zombies left: 3', Vanoss unloaded a clip on the orange mare who rather targeted them than Brock and Nogla. He backed up on a wall and kept on shooting, he reloaded, while Wildcat was also helping him out. "Oh God, Oh God, OHH NO!" He yelled, as he got smacked by the zombie.

"Evan, Evan, Evan, Evan! I got you!" Wildcat yelled, backing up. Thinking it was a perfect distance, he ran to Vanoss, he started reviving him but then he gets smacked by the white unicorn. "AGHH! I'M GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS!" He yelled, as he also got incapacitated. "BROCK! NOGLA! SAVE US!" He yelled again, the teo came into sight, Nogla tried to revive Wildcat but avoided the rainbow pegasus about to hit him.

Brock was about to get incapacitated. "Ohhh no!" He said, before also getting incapacitated.

"How did we lose to these motherfuckers?" Wildcat said, Nogla tried to revive Brock but then died, ending the match.

GAME OVER

You survived 3 rounds.

"Ohhh." The 3 other said, Nogla sure was pissed off at what happened. "How strong are these bitches?" Vanoss asked, as the screen transitioned into the leaderboard. Vanoss was first from his Point of View, but Wildcat had more points, while he had most kills.

"We need some nuke to fuck em'!" Nogla said.

They were back in the starting area, or at spawn. "Guys," Wildcat said, as they listened to what he has to say. "My air conditioner is broken, my door and windows are open, and when I yelled 'I'm getting fucked in the ass!', A guy and some people walked out of the street and looked around!" He said, as the group bursted into laughter.

"AGHH! I'M GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS!"

The four switched models, Wildcat as Optimus, Nogla as Iron Man (still), Moo as Rick and Vanoss as the terminator. A thought then jumped into Evan's mind. "Whoever made this map and chose the models, he hadn't slept for 3 days, and it was like 6:00 A.M." Vanoss said, as Nogla and Brock were laughing weakly, Wildcat however chuckled.

"He was like smoking on his cigar while eating cereal!" Wildcat said, as Vanoss and the others laughed along with him.  "He was at his PC, his eyes sore and he was eating his cereal." Wildcat prepared to put on a fat retarded voice. "Shit, It's been days, I want this map to be successful, oh well. Fuck this shit." He said as the other were laughing while knifing or shooting zombie ponies with their weapons or fixing windows.

"Alright, we got this shit!" Wildcat yelled, it was round 3 again, and this time, all of them had a combo of the Olympia and the MP5k, they had it setup, and is prepared for what's about to come. Although they don't have any claymores or any explosives, but they do have hand grenades.  They camped into a street after they killed the last batch of zombie ponies, with their MP5K's in their grip, they waited and got readied for the 3 bosses. Then the same voices came back.

"AJ! Applejack?"

"Rainbow Dash, is that you?"

"Ah can't see anythin'."

"Oh shit guys, get ta' fock ready." Nogla said, as they waited on the front property of some crystal buildings. Then the southern accent laugh came to life. After the laugh, 2 zombie ponies spawned, the white unicorn and the rainbow pegasus.

"SHOOT EM'! SHOOT EM'! SHOOT EM'!" Wildcat yelled, as the others did what he said and did, shooting their weapons at the two zombie ponies. The unicorn ran towards Evan and Tyler, while the pegasus dashed towards Brock and Nogla.

"Oh God, oh no!" Brock yelled, he tried to run to where Nogla was, much more far from the pegasus. They quickly unloaded bullets at the zombies running towards them. Unfortunately they didn't have the perks yet, such as Speed Cola and Juggernog, one of a first and basic perks in zombie mode, but right now is a disadvantage to them. Vanoss reloaded while walking back, screaming also, acting like he was running from a cannibal about to eat the shit out of them. The unicorn was catching up to them, but Vanoss stopped at something, and it was really bad.

"Oh shit! Oh no! Oh no!" He screamed as he finished reloading but got incapacitated by the unicorn.

"EVAN!!" Wildcat and Nogla yelled, but the irishman screamed in a low volume. Vanoss tried to assist Wildcat by shooting the unicorn while he was down, he and the other always have time. Wildcat had was about to shoot his last shell on his current batch. He unloaded his shell as small projectiles split and hits the unicorn,  and alas, killing her. "YES!" Vanoss and Wildcat shouted simultaneously. "A'ight! A'ight! We gotta help em' out!" Vanoss yelled and repeated, while getting revived by Wildcat.

"You killed the other one?" Nogla asked loudly. Reloading his SMG while Brock shot a shell at the pegasus, who was picking up the pace.

"Yeah! We're comin'!" Wildcat replied, as Vanoss got up and quickly ran through the alleyway they backed up into, afterwards they proceeded towards where the others were. Evan looked to his right, and saw the cowpony across the street, running to also where the others were.

"Oh shit guys, the orange one is also coming towards you guys!" Vanoss yelled. As they tried to sprint faster but their character can't.

"Oh no!" Brock yelled, as he reloaded again. Nogla was still using his MP5k, luckily the other duo arrived before the cowpony did, and Vanoss still had some grenade. With no time to waste, he threw the grenade towards the other duo.

"GRENADE!" Vanoss yelled in his soldier voice. The small object landed and exploded. Nogla and Brock kept on shooting, when the smoke cleared, they saw the pegasus dead, lying down on the floor. The other pair as well saw the dead body of the rainbow pegasus. "YES!!" They all yelled in unison. "Ok, last one guys! Last one!" Vanoss announced. They all turned their attention towards the cowpony, as if on cue, the zombie entered the scene running towards Nogla. They all started using their MP5k to shoot down the orange cowpony. Nogla lost all his ammo on his SMG and so did Vanoss, who then switched to their Olympia. "I'm outta ammo! I'm outta ammo!" He said. His shotgun on hand.

"So do I!" Nogla yelled, shooting shells from his shotgun.

"Keep shooting!" Wildcat yelled as the three did what he said, they kept on shooting but Vanoss and Nogla had to reload, due to only having two shells in one batch.

"Oh God!" Brock yelled, running from the cowpony.

"Agh shit! *panic babble*" The group started laughing their ass off, they kept on backing up. Although Vanoss had to go to Nogla who was incapacitated.

"The fuck happened?" Wildcat asked, continued to rapid fire on the zombie.

"I think he got eaten." Vanoss joked and got to Nogla. "I got you." Vanoss said, as he started reviving Nogla.

"Oh shit! She's comin' towards ya!" Nogla warned, Vanoss looked up and saw the orange zombie running towards him.

"Oh fuck!" He yelled, stopped reviving the irishman and ran through the alleyway, fortunately the zombie was following Evan. While Brock was reviving him. Wildcat started running towards the zombie, also shooting at the same time.

"I'm helping Evan out!" Wildcat said, as he kept on shooting.

"Oh no!" Vanoss said, as he was cornered. The zombie pony got him stuck, he tried jumping but it was no use. Then he got incapacitated. "I'm dead." He said.

"Don't worry we got this!" Wildcat said, backing up from the zombie pony chasing him. Nogla and Brock came into view, the grenades are in hand, and they threw it. Although Nogla's grenade didn't reach the cowpony a single bit but Brock managed to finally kill the zombie. "YES!!" They yelled, but Evan was confused. Seeing how his vision is to blurry.

"Did you get 'em?" He asked.

"Yeah we did!"

"Nice!" He started to get revived by Brock, finally he got up.

It was finally round IIII, or 4. As they were preparing for the next rounds they bought new gear and weapons, due to the previous rounds, they almost wasted their ammo. Vanoss had a G3 and a Thompson, he had a total of 1034 points, Moo had a UMP-45 and his Olympia with 845 points, Wildcat had a M1 Garand and a sidearm of the MP5k but with no ammo and had 1237 points, and Nogla had a common Ak-47 and his almost empty Olympia, having about 1420 points. Where did they get those weapons? From the new cleared area the town has to offer.

"Guys, I found another place we can stack up on!" Wildcat yelled. He was looking at a crystal blue curtain that is below the giant tower/castle. "We need 2k to open the curtains." He said.

"I'm buyin' it. I got more points." Nogla said, clearing a squad of zombies. Getting more points, but not enough to afford access to the castle. He kept on shooting, and so did the others. Gaining more points, finally after clearing a small squad, he got what he needed, but exceeded about 243 points. "A'ight! I got em'!" He said, running to where he has to open the curtains. As soon as he got close, he bought it and the curtains opened, his points got down to 243. All of them heard a 'CHA-CHING!' sound. Vanoss was the first to react.

"Nice!" The others ran to where the castle is. Nogla however stood there and admired the two cylinders in the middle, looking like it's supposed to hold something. He got close to the figure, as the others came in sight.

"Woah! Are those colas?" Wildcat asked, running to one and realized it was the machine for the Juggernog. "It is!" The others also commented, they insisted to