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Friendship Materia

by Istaran
I just needed one last item to complete my ensemble. I never guessed it would complete change my body, including my gender, and teleport me to a world full of talking ponies. Now how am I supposed to rescue Tifa?

While preparing to infiltrate Don Corneo's mansion and rescue his friend Tifa, Cloud Strife needs the perfect disguise to pass as a woman. Unfortunately, a shady Merchant provides a piece that is a little too perfect, and not only transforms Cloud physically into a woman, but displaces him into Ponyville, just in time for the 1000 year anniversary of Nightmare Moon's banishment.

So just how much of an impact can one gender bent, mind-fucked, mako-infused human mercenary have on the destiny of the world (s)he doesn't belong in? Let's find out as we see what goes terribly wrong and what goes terribly right because Cloud Strife was in the right/wrong place at the right/wrong time.

This is not a clopfic, but does contain sexual concepts and content as suitable to telling the story, which may exceed the bounds of good taste.

Also: this is a terrible idea.

Special thanks to Queuefka Palazzo for prereading and helping to improve the quality of the early chapters, and m2pt5 for doing so for the most recent chapters.
Cover Art derived from pixels by Earthsong9405 on DeviantArt

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56 Chapters:

  1. Prelude: Getting dressed for the occasion. 2016-05-11 00:10:20 UTC
    1071
  2. Chapter 1: The Mare in the Moon 2016-05-11 07:59:52 UTC
    4511
  3. Chapter 2: The Ticket Master 2016-05-11 20:21:05 UTC
    2156
  4. Chapter 3: Applebuck Season 2016-05-12 20:42:02 UTC
    3351
  5. Chapter 4: Griffon the Brush Off 2016-05-13 18:48:23 UTC
    2949
  6. Chapter 5: Boast Busters 2016-05-14 21:15:54 UTC
    3735
  7. Chapter 6: Dragonshy 2016-05-23 15:28:38 UTC
    4206
  8. Chapter 7: Look Before You Sleep 2016-05-30 18:20:05 UTC
    3633
  9. Chapter 8: Truths and dares 2016-06-06 14:57:24 UTC
    3928
  10. Chapter 9: Bridle Gossip 2016-06-13 18:09:08 UTC
    3503
  11. Chapter 10: Swarm of the Century 2016-06-20 16:00:32 UTC
    4228
  12. Chapter 11: Poison Joke 2016-06-27 16:01:10 UTC
    3135
  13. Chapter 12: Fall Weather Friends 2016-07-04 16:01:14 UTC
    4534
  14. Chapter 13: Winter is Coming 2016-07-11 16:00:25 UTC
    3311
  15. Chapter 14: Call of the Cutie 2016-07-18 16:00:57 UTC
    3875
  16. Chapter 15: Winter SOLDIER 2016-07-25 16:01:44 UTC
    3787
  17. Chapter 16: Element of Jealousy 2016-08-01 14:57:39 UTC
    3995
  18. Chapter 17: A Midwinter's Night Dream 2016-08-08 18:00:29 UTC
    2997
  19. Chapter 18: Hearth's Cooling Eve 2016-08-15 16:26:29 UTC
    4143
  20. Chapter 19: Winter Wrap Up 2016-08-22 18:01:10 UTC
    3917
  21. Chapter 20: Suited for Success 2016-08-29 18:00:41 UTC
    4109
  22. Chapter 21: Feeling Pinkie Keen 2016-09-05 14:56:06 UTC
    3850
  23. Chapter 22: Sonic Rainboom 2016-09-12 18:08:04 UTC
    3626
  24. Chapter 23: Plunder Seeds 2016-09-20 00:13:38 UTC
    3117
  25. Chapter 24: Heart of the Everfree 2016-09-26 17:54:44 UTC
    4168
  26. Interlude 1: The Longest Day 2016-10-03 13:51:18 UTC
    4208
  27. Chapter 25: Stare Master 2016-10-10 16:54:24 UTC
    3915
  28. Chapter 26: Show Stoppers 2016-10-17 17:55:23 UTC
    3641
  29. Chapter 27: A Dog and Pony Show 2016-10-24 14:58:36 UTC
    4064
  30. Chapter 28: Green Isn't Your Color 2016-10-31 15:48:52 UTC
    3660
  31. Chapter 29: When Yaks Attack 2016-11-07 22:47:02 UTC
    3372
  32. Chapter 30: Siege Broken 2016-11-15 08:59:51 UTC
    3749
  33. Chapter 31: Over a Barrel 2016-11-21 14:29:44 UTC
    3407
  34. Chapter 32: Nanaki 2016-11-28 16:39:18 UTC
    3580
  35. Chapter 33: Railroaded 2016-12-05 17:58:22 UTC
    3927
  36. Chapter 34: A Bird in the Hoof 2016-12-12 23:02:00 UTC
    3876
  37. Chapter 35: Cutie Mark Chronicles 2016-12-19 18:58:43 UTC
    3505
  38. Chapter 36: Secret of My Excess 2016-12-26 18:44:47 UTC
    3637
  39. Chapter 37: Meteorain 2017-01-02 19:04:50 UTC
    3769
  40. Interlude 2: Owl's Well That Ends Well 2017-01-09 08:00:03 UTC
    6520
  41. Chapter 38: Ticket Remastered 2017-01-16 17:18:48 UTC
    3921
  42. Chapter 39: Four's a Crowd 2017-01-23 18:00:54 UTC
    3290
  43. Chapter 40: Party of One 2017-01-30 14:58:13 UTC
    3630
  44. Chapter 41: The Best Night Ever 2017-02-10 22:25:26 UTC
    4482
  45. Chapter 42: The Happiest Ending 2017-02-13 07:21:15 UTC
    3134
  46. Interlude 3: Interluded By Fireworks 2017-02-20 09:18:50 UTC
    2920
  47. Chapter 43: For Want of Harmony 2017-02-27 21:23:46 UTC
    2996
  48. Chapter 44: Return of Harmony 2017-03-07 00:50:26 UTC
    3582
  49. Chapter 45: Lesson Zero 2017-03-13 14:47:02 UTC
    3506
  50. Chapter 46: Twilight Eclipsed 2017-03-27 17:01:20 UTC
    3197
  51. Chapter 47: Luna Eclipsed 2017-04-03 23:49:05 UTC
    3380
  52. Chapter 49: Awkward Dinner Conversations 2017-04-10 16:32:18 UTC
    3037
  53. Interlude 4: A Changeling Perspective 2017-06-05 19:08:35 UTC
    3409
  54. Chapter 50: Sisterhooves Junction 2017-06-13 07:48:09 UTC
    2993
  55. Chapter 51: Sisterhooves Social 2017-06-19 23:19:07 UTC
    2866
  56. Chapter 52: Sisterhooves Rematch 2017-06-26 22:14:27 UTC
    2883