Fluttershy And Discord Get Drunk.

by Lunasservant1985

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Fluttershy, Discord, Sex, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 4431

Discord is sick of tea, so he offers flutters something stronger, and then come the beer goggles...oh the beer goggles.

It was supposed to be their traditional afternoon tea, but the spirit of chaos had something else in mind. He loved Fluttershy, but he needed some "liquid courage" in order to get up the nerve to tell her. They both get pretty sauced, and then when he finally tells her...She tells him she's always wanted to try a few things with him...naughty things, the things a quiet little bundle like her wouldn't often be thought of doing.

Published 2016-06-12 20:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-06-12 20:00:01 UTC

Well...Uh, Maybe Just One Little Sip Wouldn't Hurt...Could It?

"So Tea again? Honestly Fluttershy, I like a good brew as much as the next draconiquis, but it's really getting old." Discord said as the buttery yellow pegasus mare placed the usual mugs of tea in front of him, it was tea Tuesday. The cottage had been swept clean by her and her friends, and the table had been set with her fine china tea set and a platter of cookies, and quite frankly Discord was getting quite bored with it. Sure he still felt a deep and almost...intimate respect and even love for the shy little mare, but he was an ageless, and male demigod who was the god of mischief, he needed something more...him.

"Oh please Dissy, it's a special brew this time, wormwood and water lilies for you, and lavender and chamomile for me." She said as she struggled to balance the tea pot in her hoofs and making sure to keep herself from mixing the cups up. She chuckled nervously as she blushed placing Discord's mug in front of her, he always loved how the element of kindness was even now still squeamish around him. He chuckled softly as his long serpentine tongue worked its way out of his snout and he slowly licked at the surface of the liquid.

"Not bad, not bad at all Fluttershy, you know a spirit like myself very well." he complimented as his long appendage lapped at the surface of the tea as his hostess only took a few dainty and reserved sips. Discord eyed her and the way she sipped, now was as good a time as any to make his move. He snickered softly as the little mare went from enjoying her tea happily, to coughing and sputtering a bit as Discord made his move.

"Di...Discord?! Did you just replace my tea with?" The yellow pegasus smacked her long pony tongue against the palette of her muzzle and tasted a slightly pungent, a little grainy and a bit bitter taste...beer."You turned my tea into beer?" Fluttershy said pouting a bit. Fluttershy did NOT take this joke well.

"Oh come now little Fluttershy, you're a big girl are you not? You can enjoy a bit of the brew from the scullery barrel." He said with a slightly Trotingham tone and accent to his voice, he then made a cap appear on his head and pipe appear in his muzzle before blowing pink bubbles from it.

"I don't usually drink." The tiny meek little pegasus said but she shrugged and decided...'eh what the hell?' She downed the mug and feel her hind legs grow wobbly and almost give out; her head began to swim a little as she drank. The little Pegasus began to giggle softly and chuckle as she got lost in the haze of the beer her friend was all too happy to supply. His magic giving them both mug after mug until the cottage floor and the table were stacked with them.

"HA HAHA HA! Oh Sweet Tirek I haven't felt this plastered in ages!" Discord said his eyes cross eyes and out of focus as he chugged another shot Apple family hard cider, having brought the hard stuff out for them both.

"And...I *hic*...don't think I've been...*hic*...so mellow with the liquor *hic*...before." Fluttershy said as she looked over at her friend, her eyes slightly Derpy like as she chuckled in her stupor. She couldn't help but notice...but Discord was looking kinda...handsome. Maybe it was the copious amounts of booze they were downing, she didn't really care. "Oh..uhhh Discord?" She said as she locked eyes with him dreamily. He turned to look at her and chuckled letting his forked tongue flop out stupidly.

"Yes? what is it my dear little fluttershy?" He asked as he scooted over to her, he giggled and embraced the little pegasus lovingly. Rubbing his snout into her long flowing pink mane. She didn't brush him off, she giggled and enjoyed the feeling of his grey beard in her pink mane, and his muzzle on her head.

"Discord that tickles!" She said giggling softly and cutely. her wings gently quivered and she blushed as they popped open hard. "Oh NO!" She squeaked trying to hide them. Discord chuckled softly and only found it cute the way the little pegasus was so sweet and innocent.

"No no don't try to hide it, we're all friends here Fluttershy, don't be so uptight. Just let them out and they'll relax on their own." He said as he softly began to chew on her wings. She eeped and squeaked louder.

"Ohh Discord, I...I just...can you hold me? I feel like I'm about tooooo." She giggled and began to sway drunkenly, Discord held her in his claws and and looked over her, her soft little body, so tender, so delicate, and she was all NO! He shook his head and the thought of taking advantage of her when she was like this way...though he had to admit, under her drunken sloppiness, she was still pretty cute and even...beautiful in his claws.

"It's okay Fluttershy, I've got you." he said as he locked eyes with her. She giggled and looked into his yellow ones with her soft, aquamarine ones tenderly. she giggled drunkenly as he hiccuped softly, his breath surprisingly sweet, not sour or curdled. Maybe he was doing it magically, maybe not.

"Kiss me." She begs with her eyes as they shine at him and her flushed face looks like blush. He hesitates, is it really her asking for this? is it just...punch drunk love?

"I can't...you don't really want this, I can't take advantage of you when you're not in the right mind." He says as he gently and lovingly strokes her mane, while he was just as hammered as her, he had enough of a mind to not be the bad guy in this situation...then again.

"Please, I never noticed until now how...handsome you are." She said with a coy little squeak as he inched his snout to her muzzle slowly. "I...I really like you Discord, I think I even maybe...love you. So please, make this little pega mare happy and...kiss me." She pleads again looking at him with her eyes, oh those drunken eyes. so cute and innocent yet also harboring something else...mischief. His kind of mischief too. He planted his snout on her muzzle tenderly and she tasted the hot booze on his breath, as he did on her. He didn't care, it was divine; it was sweet, it was...Fluttershy.

"Are you sure?" He asked as he softly suckled on her neck tenderly, thought the popped open wings were more of an indication that it was just as arousing to her as it was him. He ran his talons ever so gently into her coat, the hairs sticking up messily as he stroked along the back of her neck and her fore haunches. She was so soft and warm to his touch.

"Please...more of that." She said as she guided him across the room and upstairs to her bedroom. She didn't bother turn to turn the lights on, but not because she didn't want to see him as they...made love.....mad love...a very strange and very mad...love. Smirking, Discord snapped his claws as if summoning a servant. The dark vines; sans the sharp thorns, that had once attacked Ponyville and the tree of harmony, suddenly sprang up and wrapped around her. Even in her drunken state, Flutershy gasped, the binding and slippery wet coils locked her fore hooves together. One pinned her wings to her sides, and another slithered up towards her mouth. A bit tied around her neck softly, not too tight it would choke her, but securely like a collar. While yet another around her tail tip, it began to raise her tail up before latching on to the vine around her neck.

She cried out and squeaked as the coils of wet; slippery vines, clearly secreting their own lubricant, gagged her fiercely. She felt her head swimming in the alcohol induced haze and her lust addled state. She struggled in the bonds; but as she did so, she felt a tightness form in her nether region. It wasn’t painful…not in the slightest, it was enticing. She grunted into the makeshift gag and felt one of the bonds teasingly run over the lips of her mare-hood, it didn't penetrate her, just over the lips and dig into the folds like a tight thong until it ran along her chest and connected with the "collar" vine on her neck.

Discord tapped his chin. “ I thought I felt a pony mare or two, and even a stallion here and there, squirming in my vines when you; your friends, Luna and Celestia were captured.” She gave an indignant squeak and felt his piercing eyes looking over his handiwork with pride. The vines around her fore hooves coiled up to the ceiling and around one of the beams, it suspended the bound, helpless little pegasus with her hooves above her head and her tail forcefully raised up. She thrashed her tail as hard as she could, but the moans of pleasure betrayed her actions. "Is this too much?" He asked her releasing the vine in her mouth.

"No...I...I think I've always kinda enjoyed this kind of thing. I mean I've heard of ponies that have kinks and fetishes, but I never thought I'd be one of them." He chuckled at the yellow pony's sweet, almost naive nature.

"The timid pony that once yelled at the dragon of the mountains, and yet you like to play the damsel in distress as well eh?” He leaned forward and lifted her chin with his claw. “I can play that game, I like too play games too.” He said with a coy little purr in his throat. Fluttershy swallowed hard, a bead of sweat started to roll down her forehead. She pressed her hind legs together a bit more and rubbed them together to quell the burning in her loins as she felt the warmth grow between them.

“I…” She could only imagine how red she must be blushing even under her yellow coat. “If I want to stop, you have to stop too.”

“Of course.” He said as he gave her neck collar a little teasing tug to tighten it a bit. She choked just a bit as he did so.

“And…and, you can’t hurt me, like no beating or lashing me like I'm a slave. You can’t leave any marks on my body....but I don't mind if you suckle on my body or bite me...so long as you do it gently.”

“Wouldn’t dream of it....I have no intention of biting you little Fluttershy, but I do love sucking on a mare's neck...and I hear you occasionally do to.” He said thinking of the time she had her nightly excursions as..Flutterbat.

“Wel...That was just one time...my point is to not be too rough or hurt me, understand?” She said as he softly began to stroke her mane lovingly and nuzzle her tenderly.

“Loud and clear, my little pony.” He said as he leaned in and gave her another gently kiss on the muzzle. Fluttershy breathed in slowly and bit down on her lip. She looked up at him between her mane, her bright blue eyes shining.

“You’ll be gentle?” she asked with her eyes wide and cute, pleading with his cold yellow ones. Discord crouched lower and pressed his muzzle tenderly to her ear.

“As gentle as you want me to be. I’m at your service, Princess.” Fluttershy blushed and gasped softly at that remark, her? Princess? It was a nice thought, but only Twilight held that honor, could he make her one? No, but he could treat her like one, which was probably his intention with that remark. Fluttershy blushed crimson with the liquor coursing through her, Discord brought a shot of whiskey in a glass to her muzzle, she obediently gulped it down; it stung, it burned in her throat, and it made every thing in the room spin. It also made her highly sensitive to the bindings on her moist, damp neithers and coat.

With a deep sigh, she let him give her another drink, triple sec this time, and not a drop more so as not to harm her or make her sic. She was as plastered as somepony could be with out blacking out; shaking in a violent seizure spitting all over their muzzle, or getting nasty...and not the good kind of nasty. She hadn’t done this for years, not since...she first got her cutie mark and became a grown mare. Was she rusty? Would he laugh at her? Discord lowered himself in front of her and started to kiss her neck first. “I'll go slow,” he promised, his kisses going up her neck and to her ear. “Don’t let me push you too hard, my little Fluttershy.” He closed his teeth around her ear and started to nibble and chew on it.

She sucked in a breath and turned her head towards him, catching his muzzle in a deep kiss. Their mouths moved together, his serpent tongue sliding into hers, over her thick; long, and wet pony tongue. The feeling made her giggle and the moan as it turned into a more sensual and deep kiss. She found herself moaning loudly into his mouth. His lion paw touched her chest and he lowered her hooves and retracted the vine off the beams and then cradling her in his claws still tightly bound, the vine digging into her pussy. He placed her down onto the bed. She moved to the head board as he got a good look at her bound helpless pony body. “Should I add a little fun?” She nodded as he gagged her with his vine in her muzzle and the one on her tail tip raised it higher.

Discord winked and conjured more vines in his paws. He wrapped them around the ones binding her front hooves and then tied the new vines to the headboard. The bonds were tight but wouldn’t leave bad marks for very long. Discord kissed her again and trailed his kisses down her throat; belly, and finally to her warm lips below. She gasped as his claw cut the vine that had been teasing her down there, and then eeeked behind the vine in her mouth as his tongue slipped inside of her, flicking side to side as it drank in her sweet moisture.

“Mmmpphhh!” she moaned, her head tilting back against her bound forelegs. Discord chuckled in his throat as he slid his mouth out of her and tied her hind hooves to the board next, spreading them apart. They'd been bound a little more firmly, but his
vines didn’t hurt her, thanks to the lubricant they squirted her with. She was thankful for that, he slid her hoof shoes that she played dress up with for tea time off and put them on the ground then took her old element of kindness necklace from her. Once the bane of his existence; the ire of his misery, and the very root of his second imprisonment and unhappiness. He still felt like recoiling in spite from it even though she wouldn't dare hurt him with it anymore. Setting it off to the side, his kisses resumed, but he went down to her warmth much faster than before. His nose pressed in more and dug into her as he licked her folds, creating more wetness. She pulled on the bonds, but there was nothing she could do.

*“Oh, Discord yes…yes!”* Only it came out muffled and indistinguishable with her gag.

"I"m sorry, what was that?" He said smirking as he freed her muzzle for a second. She repeated what she said, and it satisfied him. Discord continued licking, but as her announced pleasure grew louder, he looked up at her with a sly glint in his eyes “If you keep making noise, I might have to...punish you.” He said raising a paw over her flanks, making her frightened a bit before he broke character to add, "don't worry, I won't hurt you. I't just a little love tap, I promise." She wiggled her rump side to side and he brought his paw down on her flank softly, just enough for her to feel it, and make her moan at the feeling. It brought back memories of her daddy spanking her when she was a bad little filly...at first she hated it, but soon she started going out of her way to get him to do it to her on purpose. She still thought about those spankings whenever she pleasured herself.

Discord’s eyebrows shot up and he chuckled sinisterly at her reactions. He crawled along her body, his paw slipping down to rub and stimulate her further as he spanked with his other claw. “Is somepony enjoying herself? I had no idea you were into this kinda thing.” He closed his mouth around hers and kissed her harder this time, even with the vine in the way. His middle digit moved to play with her clit. She moaned louder and struggled in the bonds, but it was no use. He had her firmly trapped, and by Celestia was she getting off to it!

Discord’s tail snaked down to the side of her and tapped like a whip against her flanks. She looked at him in surprise and tried to speak into his mouth, but he just kissed her harder and tightened the gag over her. With a wink, he pulled back and lifted her chin. “You’re being a very naughty girl.” He said as his tail slapped at her flanks, it wasn't any harder than his hands, but it left them free to slowly start fingering her. She moaned into the gag and began getting wetter, and wetter as he pumped. "Wet so soon Fluttershy?"

Discord leaned in and began sucking softly on her chest; unlike how most would believe, mares teats where on their upper chest. Just flat as boards and not at all noticeable, especially under all the hair. She moaned as the drunkenness of booze and sex blinded her, made her see stars as he pleasured the mare. He slid his digit between her folds and tickled her clit again, while he ran his forked tongue on her perky and swelling nipples, they began to get purple, but he attributed this to just her inexperience with pleasure. She screamed softly into her vine gag as the slimy tendrils slithered and tightened harder and then relaxed, as if they responded to the climax then the aftermath of her orgasm, the first of many.

Discord dipped back down to kiss and pleasure her sensitive, if over exerted folds. Fluttershy moaned and threw her head back, the stimulation after a climax almost too much for the poor mare to handle. Her warmth grew greater as he felt juices flow down her flesh and into his mouth. He drank in every thin, watery drop she gave him and licked his lips loudly and looked up at her between her partially raised legs. “Tasty,” he purred as he flicked his tongue at her. He pulled himself up and focused on her neck once more, going so far as to nibble like one of her field mice at her throat with his teeth. He reached down, she expected him to start massaging her once more, he instead pulled out his member from his scaled folds. Fluttershy watched and gasped into the vine at the size of it. Sweet Celestia it was huge! And long…She started to panic a bit, but Discord stroked her cheek with the back of his paw and kissed her head.

"I’ll go slowly. You’re lubricated enough it shouldn’t hurt as much, my vines have made you nice and slick. Do you trust me?” Fluttershy arched her eyebrow at him. What a question to ask after all that…Nevertheless, she nodded and tilted her head back, her eyes closing in pleasure. preparing for it, as well as the pain. Discord nuzzled her and lowered himself to her chest. He kept kissing and running his paws along her body until suddenly, she felt his member sliding into her. She tensed up, and cried softly as her lower lips seemed to squeeze and swell around his tip. Discord instantly tried nibbling on her ear, which brought so much delight, it made her sigh and relax a bit. “No, no, don’t tighten up. Easy, my little pony, easy girl. Steady girl, steady and easy.” He whispered in her ear.

Fluttershy tried to do as he suggested, slowly but sure enough she relaxed her body a bit. She felt him push his Draconian dick further and further into her tight little slit. Soon a pleasant tightness formed in her lower regions and belly. She sucked in a deep breath, her legs moving and arching to stop or increase her arousal, oh she couldn’t tell. Discord slid himself the rest of the way in then came out a little slowly, then in again. He began to pump against her, filling her to the hilt. His testicles began to sway and slap against her as she felt him thrust and sink his claws into her shoulders.

He grunted with exertion, his paws moving down to grip around her waist. She moaned and gasped as he felt him filling and stuffing her. Back and forth, back and forth he pumped into her again and again. Fluttershy felt her body move and rock with the flow of the rhythm of the sexual dance. Her back arched off of the bed, and for a brief moment there was a stab of pure; raw, and even primal ecstasy and pleasure before her body released like it never had before. Topping even her previous orgasm entirely, and she screamed into the vines. Juices exploded inside and outside of her, past the plug of Discord's hard cock as both she and Discord shouted at their climax. His thick, hot cum filling the warm oven of her womb to the brim. He whispered her name in her ear as she his name into his as the two lovers came down from their orgasmic high.

Fluttershy went limp and fell back in the bonds, panting. Discord collapsed on top of her, his long body stretching from her head down to the baseboard. He rested his head on her chest and played with her mane gently. He snapped his fingers and the vines released her, even the one in her muzzle. They withered and dried up but as they did, flowers bloomed on them and then shot the petals like confetti in the air. Which softly drifted down onto the equine and draconiqis lower gently. Fluttershy giggled as a few petal softly tickled her nose.

“I’ve missed that…” he whispered softly over her as he began kissing her again. Fluttershy lowered her head and nuzzled his chest tenderly. Discord reached up and removed the last of the dried and dead vines from her lovingly, leaving only flower petals. “It's...been so long since I knew the touch and sexual pleasure of a mare.” She giggled and collapsed sighing as she relaxed onto her bed. Discord climbed up and wrapped himself around her gently before magiking the blankets to them both.

Fluttershy snuggled up to his warm, scaly and coarse fur of his chest and closed her eyes as he wrapped his arms and coiled his body around her around her. They lay there for a long time while the haze of their previous drinking rounds began to fade. Fluttershy processed what had just happened. Did she feel guilty about having sex with Discord of all...whatever he could be considered? No. They'd known each other for some time now, and she had show the other girls that he wasn't the same, rotten, nasty discord who made everything all cuckoo anymore. He likewise was still prone to mischief, maybe even falling off the wagon and making bad choices, but isn't everyone prone to that?

She held him close in her hooves as she felt warm and fuzzy, they had gotten wasted to just that fine line between cozy and touchy, and clammy and passed out. "Goodnight Fluttershy...My little pony." He said giving her one final warm; tender, loving, kiss.

“Goodnight, Discord. My big; strong, handsome Draconiquis.” Fluttershy whispered and drifted off to sleep. He stroked her mane softly as she did, she was too hammered too dream, but it didn't matter to her.

Fluttershy woke while it was still dark out, the kind of dark where the sky is deep blue in wee hours of the early morning just before the sun rises. She moaned, not in pleasure, but in pain. Her head was aching and pounding like there was a rubber band contracting and squeezing around her brain. "ugh...Discord?" She said looking around for him. He sat smiling at her at one end of the room in her chair, had he been watching her sleep all night?

"Hangovers, nothing to start the day with right?" He asked as his magic levitated a bubbling glass of aqua fizz water to her. She placed her lips on the glass and drank it all slowly. "You got back to bed and sleep in my lovely, I'll feed the animals and collect the eggs and take care of your morning chores." He said as she noticed he had on a straw hat; a flannel shirt, and jeans on his lower body, dressed to help out around the cottage.

"Thank you Discord...for everything." The pegasus said feeling her headache already alleviating as she rested her head onto her pillow again. She sighed happily as magic covered her with her green checkered blanket and she drifted back to sleep. This time dreaming, of her tying him up and gagging him with his own vines this time. A whip cracking against his hide and flanks as she ungagged him only to shove a big strap on dildo into his throat. He gagged around it from inexperience as it speared in and out of his throat. Her eyes devious as they gazed, promising that unless he was really into this kinda thing, it wouldn't be going in his backdoor, she Pinkie Pie promised him that. Her hooves found their way to her mare hood as she dreamed, her lover outside tending to her flower pots and blissfully ignorant of just what his actions had...unleashed.