Author's Note

This was unfortunately spawned from this blog post I made not too long ago.

Except it's a first-person account of a dog being chased by the dog catchers.

I don't even know why this exists, but I needed something to take my mind off of memorizing the last 2 lines of the prologue of Romeo and Juliet.

It's coming.

Run. Don't look back. Stay strong.

Oh god, it's catching up.

Don't look back, don't look back...

Don't look...

Oh hey, a squir--

NO.

KEEP. RUNNING.

STICK.

CAR.

HOT DOG.

I just realized that I looked back.

Hello, tree bark.

"There it is! Get 'em!"

Well then, hello dog catchers.