"Did somebody say, confetti cannons?" asked River Styx playfully.

Tapping her staff against the deck of her boat, she summoned several fish-like cannons that shot streams of confetti into the air.

"NO!"

A pink pony with a curly puffy pink mane jumped out of the "water" onto the deck and marched angrily up to River.

"Who are you and what are you doing here?" asked River.

"Never mind that," said the pink pony, getting into River's face. "Those things you're using? They're called party cannons, not confetti cannons-party cannons! If you're going to use my merchandise, then get the name right!"

With that, the pony jumped back into the ghost water and disappeared.

"What the heck was that?" asked River.

Author's Note

Yeah, I like Monster High. Got a problem with that?