Butter Man meets the 6

by freezerburn7

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Original Character, Random, Human, Main 6
Length: 1375

I don't know why my telebutter took me to this place, but I'm here. In a place called Ponyville.

After I end up here because of my telebutter, I feel like I don't want to go back. But should I stay?

Published 2016-05-14 03:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-05-14 03:30:01 UTC

Pinkie Pie and Rarity

"Feel hungry Buttley?" Twilight asked as they exited the barn.

"Sure!" he replied, "Just as long as it's not toast. It's what I eat every day."

"How terrible! How about some donuts?"

"Donuts are fine." After a few minutes, they reached a giant building. They went inside, and saw two ponies. One orange with a slightly darker mane, and the other blue with a pink mane.

"What can I do for you two?" the orange one asked.

"We'll take two regular donuts and one chocolate donut and do you have a donut with butter?"

"Butter?"

"Um just change that to chocolate." The pony gave Twilight a paper bag.

"Do you know where Pinkie Pie is?"

"She's in her room." Twilight went up, and Buttley followed. When they were up they opened a door to see a pink pony with blue eyes, and a huge mane slightly pinker. She was stroking a baby alligator's back while talking with a white pony with a purple mane curled up beautifully. The white pony was the first to notice the two that came in.

"Twilight darling!" the white pony greeted.

"Hi Rarity!" Twilight greeted, "What are you and Pinkie up to?"

"Just chatting." she replied, "Who is that? And why is he yellow?"

"I am Buttley." he introduced, "And I'm yellow because of all the butter."

"Wow!" Pinkie said, "You must be really slippery! And I guess you have butterfingers!" Pinkie started laughing, and Buttley rolled his eyes.

"Do you guys know where Rainbow Dash is?" Twilight asked.

"I think she's at Fluttershy's place." Rarity said.

"Thanks girls. Bye!"

Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy

"These donuts are delicious!" Buttley remarked.

"Sorry there are no butter donuts." Twilight said.

"It's okay." Soon they reached Fluttershy's cottage. Twilight knocked on the door and expected Fluttershy to open it, but then the door swung open showing a light blue pony with a mane full of colors.

"Hey Twilight!" she greeted.

"Hi Rainbow Dash!" Twilight greeted back, "Where's Fluttershy?"

"Feeding Angel. C'mon!" The two went in and saw a yellow pony with pink hair feeding a carrot to a rabbit. After the carrot was gone, the yellow pony noticed the two visitors.

"AAAAHHHH!" she screamed, "T-t-twilight there's a monster behind you!" Then she hid behind the couch.

"The one at the door was Rainbow Dash, and the shy one is Fluttershy. Fluttershy it's okay he's not a monster!" Fluttershy went out of her hiding place, and stood next to Rainbow Dash.

"Hi I'm Buttley!" he greeted. He reached his hand out to shake hoofs with the two. Rainbow Dash shook it immediately, but Twilight had to get Fluttershy to shake hands with him.

"We better get going!" Twilight said. Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash said goodbye, and the two left.

Spike

The two finally reached the giant library Twilight lives in. Suddenly, Buttley's hands started vibrating. It molded into a phone and Buttley put it to his face.

"Hello?" he said.

"Butter Man it's me, the mayor!"

"Yes sir?"

"I have good news and bad news."

"What is it?"

"Good news is, because you weren't here for a long time, Heat Signature got bored, and retired!"

"The bad news?"

"You also need to retire. Good bye!" The mayor hung up, and Buttley just stood there with his mouth slightly open.

"What's wrong Buttley?" Twilight asked.

"Can we talk about it inside?" he asked. Twilight nodded, and the two went in. Twilight closed the door, and Buttley took a seat.

"What happened?" she asked, "Who was it?"

"It was the mayor of Toast city." he replied, "When I left, Heat Signature got bored and retired. Since there's no more villains to fight, I'm forced to retire!" Tears of butter started to form in his eyes. Twilight frowned, and hugged him.

"It's okay Buttley. You can stay here in Ponyville with me and my friends. Buttley smiled and returned the embrace.

"Does it feel weird to hug me Twilight?"

"No."

"Twilight?!" a new voice said. The two looked at who said it, and saw a baby dragon with green and purple scales. "Who's this?" he asked gesturing to Buttley. The two broke the hug.

"Spike this is Buttley." Twilight told him.

"Pleased to meet you Buttley!" Spike said.

"Oh no!" Buttley said standing up, "I don't have anywhere to stay!"

"You can stay with us." Twilight offered.

"Do you have a spare room? I can handle the bed."

"You can sleep in this room."

"Thanks!" He gave Twilight a hug, and she hugged back. "This will be amazing!" he said.

Twilight

Heat Signature, a villain who uses fried dishes to destroy the city of Toast city, was ordering his evil chef bots to destroy city hall with knives, pots, and pans. The villain laughed as he approached the mayor with an evil grin.

"So," he said, "enjoy your day mayor?"

"Please stop!" the mayor said, "I'll do anything!"

"Make me mayor!"

"Not happening!" a new voice said. The mayor and Heat Signature turned around to see a person wearing all yellow, with yellow shades, and something on his wrist.

"Butter Man!" Heat Signature said. He closed his eyes, and a flame engulfed him. In a matter of seconds he was gone.

"Where did he go?" the mayor asked.

"I'll find out!" he said. He grabbed a block of butter from his belt, and threw it down. The butter splat on the ground, and turned into a portal. One that has squiggly sides. He jumped inside, and appeared in a place he knew nothing about. He stood up, and heard a scream behind him. He turned around to see a lavender pony, with a black mane with a few lines of purple. On her flank was some kind of mark. A bunch of...stars perhaps? On her head was a horn glowing purple. Beside her, a bunch of books were floating, and there was the same purple glow around them.

"Who are you?!" she yelled.

"You can talk?" he asked.

"Of course I can talk! But who are you, and what are you doing here?" Butter Man explained everything that happened to her.

"Maybe I should explore this place for a while." he said.

"What about Toast city?" the pony asked.

"Maybe Super Smasher can handle it." he said, "I'm Butter Man, but you can call me Buttley."

"Well Buttley, I'm Twilight! Let me introduce you to my friends."

Applejack

The two walked towards a farm, while Buttley got weirded looks form all but one pony. A mint-colored pony with mint and white striped hair, who smiled when she saw him.

"So Twilight," he started, "are there others like me?"

"No." she said. They reached the farm, and saw a red pony with orange hair, kicking a tree.

"Why is he kicking the tree?" Buttley asked.

"It's called bucking." she said, "Hey Big Mac!" The red pony stopped, and looked at Twilight.

"Eeyup?" he said with a smile.

"Where's Applejack?" she asked. He extended a hoof to the barn, and Buttley and Twilight rushed over. When they got there, they saw an orange pony with blonde hair, and a brown cowboy hat.

"That's Applejack?" Buttley asked. The orange pony looked at where the voice came from, and saw Twilight and Buttley.

"Howdy Twilight!" Applejack greeted, "Who's that fella yah got there?"

"This is Butter Man." she introduced, "Also known as Buttley."

"What brings ya here sugarcube?"

"Oh!" Buttley said, "Well my telebutter brought me here."

"Telebutter?"

"I'm a superhero who uses butter as my weapon."

"Hold it!" She dashed out, and came back with a piece of toast. "Think ya can put some butter without using ya hoofs?"

"Hoofs? I have hands. But sure!" He raised his arm, and aimed at the piece of toast. A block of butter shot out of his Butter Blaster, and hit the toast. Applejack ate the entire thing in a bite.

"What do you think?" he asked.

"Even the butter has taste!" she said, "They taste like apples, freshly bucked from the tree that gives only the greatest apples!"

"How's that possible?" Twilight asked.

"My butter can change its taste depending on the consumer's favorite food."

"Should we go to the next pony?"

"Sure!"