Chaos Storm: the life in times of the villainous heroes

by MuseofDarkness

Rating: mature
Tags: Starlight Glimmer, Adventure, Crossover, Sex, Discord, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Romance, Drama, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, King Sombra, Cutie Mark Crusaders
Length: 2935

In a world where conformity and harmony determine your fate a pack of misfits is born, and strikes out against destiny

Years ago in a world much different than ours a group of misfits was born. Brought together from birth but divided by fate Chaos Storm banded together and gave a middle finger to the forces of destiny and harmony. Thus setting out to prove that you don't have to be nice to be a hero.

Additional character tags: Spike, Trixie, Diamond Tiara, Silver SpoonNightmare Moon, Lightening Dust, Flim and Flam , Suri Polomare, The Dazzlings, Tirek, other

Published 2016-05-11 19:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-05-11 19:10:01 UTC

In the beginning

In the beginning

At the beginning of time... There was absolute nothingness. Only darkness prowled the cosmos in the form of the Purveyor, a being with no emotion or feeling at all. Then came the great enlightenment in which life itself was created. The ancient gods who ruled this era once lived in peace and harmony until the ruler, the all-powerful sun God Ra was attacked by his older sibling Apothis the chaos snake who was envious of his brother's throne. It began with a simple boat trip thriigh the novjg Sky

" brother.. What brings you here? Ra asked nervously
" I'm here to take my throne brother. You're weak, you insult on creating a pointless and idiotic order! You are restricting freedom and I shall not allow that!"
Apothis struck wuth his fang out but was driven of by light from Ra's son

"... I that's what you'd like brother.. Than so be it....'

. Apothis was accompanied by his cousin Cronos the soon to be leader of the Titans , The Great Nightmare a goddess of fear who one day transform Luna imto Nigntmare Moon and Hexxus the spirit of destruction. Their rebellion was aided by one of Ra's own servents who would become the mighty demon Satan
Cronos looked at Satan as they flight alongside one another
" Lucifer.. Are you quite sure you want to join us?"
The dark angel gave a smirk as he chuckled evilly

" of coarse.. Ra is soft it's time I start giving orders around here!"
With thst they returned to bathe. Skating countless fighters fur what seemed like years .

. After waging war for coutless millennia the evil gods were banished to below the earth'. While there they encountered the Purveyor who was loosing power as his nothinhess was fading. The evil gods sealed him away in the deepest shadows and with his defeat.. Came the creation of the multiverse.

Both factions of gods began creating worlds and lifeforms even creating different versions of themselves in some cases. This split the multiverse imto three parts: the portion that followed the original natural order, that which was in chaos and had no regard for the concepts of law, and then there were the worlds in between the two. To keep the gods of evil from invading their enemies a barrier was set up, a barrier that would be broken far into the future. In retaliation the evil gods went on a creature creating spree. They made things from dragons to hyenas

Still for all the power.. Apothis longed for something more as did Nightmare.
" what more could you possibly desire Apothis? We are gods, we have minions power and respect. The only thing we lack is your brother's kingdom." Satan patted his back.

" I don't know yet.. But I'll figure it out.."

What he so desired to great surpise .. It was children.. At first he had no idea what spurred this need he was after all a god why would he need to pass anything on if he was immortal? But despite his wondering he and Nightmare created their soon to be favorite lifeforms, Chaos Storm. They were born from chaos entgry and Magic into various different forms ranging from pony, to canine to human bit these were just their mortal forms. Their Godly forms showed their true power. The gods of order however.. Did not take kindly to the new arrivals. They considered a new generation of chaos gods to be a disaster waiting to happen, so they scattered them throughout the multiverse in their moral forms.

On the day that his heirs were taken away Apothis was distressed as any father would be. However he saw a option he hadn't before. They could learn how to cause chaos in the mortal world with him to guide them! He watched from his lair as two of his sims received they're mortal names: Banzai and Eric Cartman. Now with his two remaining sons who would become Discord and Bill Cipher alongside his nephew Hades he smirked
"..... The storm shall rise ......"

Over time the young children grew, as they will. They all quickly proved to be magnets for chaos and destruction. This earned them all the hatred and abhorrence of the citizens of their respective worlds. They were different, strange and werid they stuck out and with these traits. Apothis guided them to each other. By teaching Discord and Bill portal opening spells Apothis was able to have to two of them to meet their former siblings. The reunion was .. Awkward but still it brought them together
" Ay! Who the hell are you guys?" Young Eric asked

" well ah'm Apple Bloom nice to meet ya."

" I am Ciel earl of Phatomhive Manor greetings."

" I'm Bill Cipher! "

" I'm Shenzi, and these idiots are Banzai and Ed."
After many awkward greetings the large group looked round at where they were.
" uh..... Where are we?" A young bug called Oogie ashed
" I don't know.. I'll open a portal." Discord shrugged
As he opened it with his magic most of the others were amazed by his power and in interest stuck around. They used ths new ability to hang out traveling to each other's worlds. They began growing close and started lives as low level scammers together, causing mayhem wherever they went and having fun doing so. The team worked well together and got even stronger when they met Apothia

"So... You're Discord and Bill's dad?" A boy with brown hair and a long, pointy nose called Heinz Doofensmirtz asked with a smile.

At this Apothis chuckled

" oh I'm MICH more than that...."

As time continued to go on Apothis, Nightmare and the children continued to grow close. Most of them with the exception of Ciel who held onto his biological parents who had died some years prior to now. He constantly denied his siblings were his family and had a burning desire for revenge on his parents's killer. Despite this and other problems like food shortages the group would spend their young lives happily together. It was when going to their new home dimension after a conflict with some lions that they decided they're official group name

" stupid lions! If I had the power to ID kill then several times over!!!" Hades growed in a young human form
" calm yourself Hades that temper in bound to get you into trouble some day.. Though thise lions certainly need to learn a lesson." Trixie grumbled crossly.

" yea!, what assholes!" Cartman agreed.

Outside a thick, dark thundercloud rumbled as the kids kept taking
" you know guys.. I wish the world didn't hate us.' Ths imaginary freind Bloo sighed as his creator Mac along with Ed nodded.
" hey they just can't handle our chaos!" Bill laughed

" we do cause a lot of chaos don't we? Scams, stealing food, that thing we did with Cthulhu." Silver Spoon chuckled
" well.. Next time those lions mess with us they're in a whole STORM of trouble!" Starlight laughed
" yeah!" Sombra cheered

" YEAH!!!!" They all cheered.
Thus Chaos Storm was born
"... My children.. Have returned." Apothis smiled
Little did they know.. The coming years would leave them with mental scars, in more ways than one.

Scars and starvation

Scars and starvation

Several years after their creation we are Chaos Storm once again reunited scrounging through one of their favorite haunts, the Elephant Graveyrd where there is yet another food shortage. The group grumbles as they wade through the mountains of bone and rotting flesh.

" I'm so hungry...." Banzai groaned once again thinking with his stomach.

" you're always hungry." Suri glared flicking a rat off her hoof.

" well maybe he'd be less hungry.. If we could find some goddanmed food!!!" Cartman snapped his eyes looking for any form of substance.

" why are you hungry fat boy?!! You're bigger than any of us!!" Bloo Pointed out

" I've told you before I'm big boned!"
Bloo rolled his eyes and chuckled as he spoke

" yeah, ok dude."
Dash gave the whole group a hard glare giving Eric and Bloo a shove.
" look guys.. I don't cate who's fat or big boned as long as we ear today got it?"

"... Yeah we got it...." They shook rapidly nodding their heads.
The group all let out a sigh. Life was stressful here not only did they have to feed themselves in this harsh, barren shithole but they'd also made a promise to feed and protect Shenzi's clan. So thry certainly had their work cut out for them.

That being said this wasteland did have its perks, after all animal skulls made awesome party hats as Ed was now demonstrating

"... You look stupid Ed.. In a good way though." Starlight giggled

Ed simply giggled back licking the faces of the others in response.

"...... Gross.. Yet somewhat endearing." Diamond admitted

They kept on playing in the almost endless pile of bones until that is.. Lightening fouid a nest of ants..

" GAH!!!!!" They all screamed running in all directions.

After they succeeded in escaping the horrible, and itchy ants Cartman turned to one of the group's other human members Dab", who was grumbling

" stupid ants I'll get then!

" yeah! We'll squish em!" Cartman agreed

" right, because that worked SO well with all our other revenge scemes." Spike shot at them in a rather snarky look.

Banzai looked in his direction with a slight smirk on his lips as he spoke.

" are ya saying those revenge plans weren't fun man?" He laughed as Spike sighed.

"... Point taken.....'

The group continued to wander and trek through the graveyard. Thry didn't find much, save the occasional rat to chase and play with. It was really quite uneventful and the deafening silence and dead bodies didn't help much either. That being said as they traveled closer to the border with the Pridelands they saw. A small, floundering shape in the distance promtolg them to take a closeer look.
Eddy the greediest of their band of morons was first to identify it.

" hey look guys, it's some kind of fuzzy.. Bird uh thing."

Indeed this " fuzzy bird thing" was none other than Zazu who would one day become a great ally of King Mufada. For now though.. He was nkt much more then a flightless chick with a British accent and a stick up his tiny ass.

" well, well Looks lole we've got ourselves dinner guys." Shenzi smirred wyth a demonic gleam in her eyes.

" I beg you pardon madam?!" The chick squeaked in a annoyingly British voice.
The gang looked at each other, unsure what to make of ths flappy, squeaky object who could apprently talk.

" heh this thing sure does have a squeaky voice." Lightening chuckled shoving Zazu a bit.

" yeah, abd they say I have a hard time flying!" Scootaloo agreed

" and why does it talk funny?'

" that's a British accent you ingrates.....' Ciel scowled honestly unimpressed with the intelligence levels of his friends

" can we eat it?" Aria asked clearly still focused on food.

" how about we keep it?" Sonata and Butters piped up stupidly with innocent faces.

".... Shut up....." Everyone else glared, even Ed was not impressed.

They argued for some time over what to do with their prize not able to reach a choice for the life of them.
" eat it!"

" keep it!"

" EAT IT!!"

" KEEP IT!!!"

Eventually Zazu had enough of this arguing over him. Thjs was his body and he did not intend to be eaten or kept n a cage!

" ahem, excuse me.. If I may be so kind I have a suggestion for all of you.. His about you do neither of those horrendous things to me?!

Sadly fur him his mouth was clamped shut by Tod the sly fox of the group, who wore a crafty smirk.

" shut it you I'm looking at something..."

What he was observing was a large, red and steam filled geyser. With his smirk growing wider by the minute he whispered his plan to Hades.
"..... Tod my freind.. I LOVE the way you think...."

A few minutes later the gavg could be seed. Siting by the geyser as Discord controlled poor Zazu like a helpless puppet.

" and the dumb, fluffy bird hopped all the way to the birdy boiler!!" He laughed stuffing Zazu in.

" you ruffians wo,t het azy wyth this! King Ahadi will come and put you in your pl-AHHH!!!!!" Zazu started before blasting off like a rocket.

The whole group howled and roared with laughter. Thry had no clue who Ahadi was but right now they didn't give a shit, they're sides hurt to much.

" oh man that was great! We gotta do that again!" Banzai howled

" yeah man, my sides haven't hurt this much in a long time!!" Cartman was in tears.

" I must say that was rather fun." Ciel admitted with a snicker.

" biggest understatement ever!" Sweetie chuckled

" yes!, that was simply hilarious!" Discoed agreed as they all enjoyed a good, hard laugh.

As the day went by thry treed the newly dubbed " birdy boilers" on various different creatures. From mice, to other birds even a baby Honey Badger. Their fun however would soon end as Zazu's threat to bring the king was carried out. Suri was asleep on a rock when the mobster of the group Carace came in running and screaming.

" .. Huh what is it Carface?..."

" b- big scary lion......" He managed to whimper before.. All hell broke loose

King Ahadi of the Pridelands burst into their cave, knocking the whole group down quite easily.

" uh.. He'll mr lion sir his meh we-" Apple Bloom started before a claw went to her throat.

" Silence you filthy scavenger!!!!" Ahadi roared

" w- what do ya wa t wyth us?!" Tod cried

" I've been told that you dung- for brains morons have been using innocent animals as toys!!"
Discord managed to speak beneath Ahadi's massive paw.

" well uh ya see sir.. It was a game...." He smiled nervously

This.. On,y put the gavg further in the shit- hole....

" A GAME?!" Ahadi thundered at the top of his lungs

" the circle of life is NO GAME you mismatched freak of nature!! It is the natural order of things avd all of you are on and always will be on the very bottom!, beneath even my shit! Understand?!"

Though still afaid beyond all reason the gang now peered up at the king whth lokked of hatred

"... Yes sir....."

Ahadi smirked as he walked out and chuckled

" oh and for your troubles.. Hers another worthless body to add to your collection...,"

There in a pool of his own blood.. Sat Banzai and Ed's biological father

" dad!!!!" The two pups ran to him in panic and hysteria.

As they wailed and sobbed the others stole a glance at the two teenaged cub whth Ahadi. The golden one with the red mane looked proud of his father. Happy to be defending the circle of life. The red one with striking green eyes however had a mix of malice, thoughtfulness and sympathy on his face.

Later as the gang skulked through the graveyard as Banzai cried on Lightening's shoulder

" come on man.. It'll be ok...."

" no it won't! My dad is dead... Killed by that dammed lion!!... I oughta kill em!!!"

As Banzai was about to rush off with a snarl,Shenzi put a paw on his shoulder.

" it ain't worth it Banz.. We can't fight him thoiugh I'd love to get back at em too....'

" is that so? A voice purred from above as.. A lion jumped from a nearby skull.

" grr.. Great another lion..." Dash growled preparing to attack.

The young Felipe gave a small snort and chuckled as he talked.

" come now.. I just loathe violence.. I'm just here to make a proposition."

Discord raised a brow as he spoke, clearly still suspicious.

" what sort of proposition?"

Again the lion chuckled clearly glad with whete this was goiig.

" is it true you blame the lions for starving you?"

" yeah."

" and is it also true you want vengeance upon Ahadi?"

" uh huh."

" well.. Allow me to introduce myself, I am prince Taka son of Ahadi and future king of the Pridelands."

A bit confused now Chaos Storm scratched their heads.

" .. But you're kist a cub...." Apple Bloom noted

Taka scowled a bit at this but managed to retain his composure as he smiled.

" Thatv my little freinds is where YOU come I'm.. Here's my offer, help me get rid of Ahadi, and my brother Mufasa and when in king.. Yiu can have all the food, vengeance and anything else you desire."

The group thought this over. One one hand they had no idea they couid trust this lion especially since he's a prince p, but on the other.. What he promised was so temptin.. Bill turned to Taka with a crazy look in his one eye.

" deal"

Author's Note

Well.. Looks like Chaos Strim is going to have to " be prepared " huh?
Also... Poor Banzai and Ed! On the bright side thoiugh.. At least they have the Birdy