After being abused relentlessly by the internet's most notorious keyboard murderer, Leopold's PC has had enough and decides to punish its German, hotheaded, and retarded owner by sending it to the last place the 'true gangster' ever wants to be in.

As he gets used to his new surroundings, old friends and enemies; as well as new ones will get dragged on in an adventure in which he wants no part in whatsoever. There will be many hardcore raging moments, so many keyboards dying nonstop, a lot of swearing not meant for the weak of heart, lots of school bashing, sausage eggs served on a silver platter, and maybe... just maybe, he'll finally change for the greater good.

Or not, seeing as this adventure centers around someone who doesn't learn their lesson.

Cover art does not belong to me.