The Rise Of A Square World

After a long explanation as to how I got from pony vill into the princess’s bathroom the Doctor the princess me derby and dinky were now sitting in the main royal chambers the place where I assume the princess worked.  It was a very large room I really don’t know what the purpose is in a 100 block tall ceiling or why you would make it that big but it certainly did look nice.  Ignoring all the architectural details of the room I went back to the conversation we were having about the cyber ponies situation now quickly developing.

(Doctor) so you see princess the doctor explained whenever troll has brought back from his world now is in the castle and the cyber ponies want it.

And!  I added I need to very much find it as quickly as possible as I believe it is a key in how to free notch and save my world.  However from what the doctor was saying the only thing that seems to have a direct lock on it is my compass.  I said holding up the compass.

The princess then showing of her ability to levitate things took the compass from my hand and examined it closely.  I must admit to being somewhat jealous.  Having unicorn powers was really awesome and I wish I'd take more advantage of it while it lasted.  But alas now whenever I wave my hands powerfully a objects they only stood motionless as a taunting reminder to the power I once had.

As I was daydreaming about the possibilities of constructing giant structures using unicorn powers the princess took the opportunity to bean me upon my noggin with the compass she was examining.

(princess Celestica) I believe I know exactly what you're talking about it was brought back with troll after he d-died.

funny I could've swore the princess just stuttered maybe she's catching a cold.  It was not long before she explained that the powerful bedrock sword the same sort notch had asked me to destroy was now sitting in a Canterlot vault apparently be offensive weapon was quite difficult to remove from my armor and took several royal guards two morticians and angry screaming drill sergeant to remove it properly.

Nonetheless we eventually were standing before its glass case an obvious magical aura was surrounding it.  Is this magical aura which would explain why the cyber ponies were having a difficult time locating it?

(Princess Celestica) troll?  I have heard many times of this bedrock substance what is it?  She asked as she stared into the case.

Will princess and explained bedrock is an indestructible substance only the gods use it it's made to define the boundaries of all living creatures in my world.  Most gods use it to ensure the survival of keys structures landmarks and anything they do not wish the test of time to erase.  It cannot be moved nor affected in any way.  It is 100% indestructible and invincible.  as I finish the sentence the princess looked back at me.

I do not know why the princess seems to have wisdom.  Almost like she can foresee certain events or perhaps her age has allowed her review all knowledge in a greater length of detail.  Either way she got on the ball rather quickly.  So tell me troll she asked how is it that herobrine formed a soared out of it?

I thought about her question for a moment.  And now that I think about it it doesn't make sense.  That the only god heroes can move destroying or create bedrock but even they can form and into weapons perhaps this is not bedrock.  As I examine the soared more closely I noticed an inscription on the handle of the sword.  Stasis seal one of 50.  Yep! I declared this is a mod sword.

Mod?  The princess asked.  Don't you mean mob?  She asked.

No princess this soared comes from a place called the mod lands a very long time ago way before my time.  It was allowed for an ordinary hero or god hero to create a mod land.  They would section of a chunk of the world and gain powers within that chunk to make of the entire world the way they wanted it.  The of course there are many rumors about this process some say when you undergo it… it drives you insane.  Unfortunately for whoever creates a mod land it is forbidden for them to never leave it.  For a while the mud lands were permitted open borders between the normal world that notch ruled and whatever perversion of notch is domain blade created.  After several incidents it was then decided that it would be sealed off in a whole plane of their own now the only way through is a mod gate.

Notch said he was trapped in one of these lands I wonder which one.

(Celestia)  I would like to meet this notch one day it would be interesting to meet someone so powerful.  But I'm afraid this cyber pony incident must be dealt with first now doctor how exactly do you plan to use this sword she said pulling it from its case.

The doctor quickly took the soared from the princess's magical grasped and began examining it.  Amongst his tools of examination was the same strange sounding blue light he due several times before and a small set of paper glasses which seem to have two different colored lenses.  he always seemed frustrated.  I don't understand the Doctor said.

There's definitely a power source inside the soared it's nothing like I've ever seen before but the bedrock casing is indestructible how can we get through it?  Troll as anything you can do said giving the soared to me?

Though I had never thought about it before it has now occurred to me that notch asked me to destroy this sword but now I must ask him as the hell that is physically possible mud sword or not the damn things made of bedrock I'm not gonna break it easily.  I then suck the soared into my inventory which cause the squeak of surprise from the doctor.  As my eyes rolled back in my head to examine the soared more closely the princess took the liberty of calming down the Doctor and explaining some of the more interesting details about my anatomy.

I placed the soared into my crafting slot I swear I haven't used this old thing since my noob days normally I just use a crafting table but nonetheless the second I crafted it broke down into a single smaller item.  It was a small see through Cub and it had many moving and parts of me inside that you could see they seem to change color and obviously presented very powerful magic.  Presumably it acted as some form of key and was obviously important.

Nonetheless it was needed to perform a task that I assume was very important to this world and even though I did not know the doctor that well I trusted him enough to give it to him.  Here you go I said dropping it into his…  Hoof?  You know I never pointed this out before but how exactly did the ponies grab stuff?  Even I at least have fingers and inventoried hold things that every time I see a pony pick something up it just seems to float against their flesh.  O well in a world where rocks can actually fall on you and breasts are actually round I suppose anything is possible.

As my new friend examines the cube he excitedly scampered back into his blue box.  Wait here troll and hold this he said throwing a large metallic object at me.  What the heck is this thing I asked?

(derpy)  it was giving to us by the cyber council can you ever pay attention to anything?  Of course to her question I merely give her one of my square smiles I’m not sure of my face ever look sarcastic to these ponies but they sure do act like it is so I assume it’s working.

Eventually the brown pony emerged from the box with more strange metallic objects I didn’t understand it was not long before he cobbled together some form of strange device.  He seem to call it a transmitter and apparently using the Cube as a Power Supply he was going to send something he called an upgrade signal to every cyber pony in known existence.

(doctor)  OK troll here’s the plan.  All you have to do is guard this device.  It will take a few moments to charge.  You can bet that despite your golem activating the highest level security on that Moon base above us they will still come down to investigate.  But I also have a sneaking suspicion your appearance will fry there circuitry again and they won’t be able to attack.

Pulling out my sword I placed the device on a block in the center of the room.  I then was forced to ask whether or not it was safe for the princess to be present during this little experiment.

(derby)  so for the cyber ponies have only attacked those who resisted.  So long as it is only you who defends the device everything should go OK I hope.  After this is all over we should really go out for muffins it’s kind of been a long day for me.

I may have never had a muffin but for some reason I have a feeling that the delicious but getting back to the object at hand.  With a shake of my head I indicated to my new friend that he could begin.  With a flash of the device he calls his sonic screwdriver and a few twists buttons and little switches he eventually got the device working.

(doctor)  troll they should arrive down here any minute there transporters should have them appeared in a circle formation around you but do not attack they should stop long enough to scare in you and the device the confusion will give us more than enough time.

Much to my surprise a large group of cyber ponies appeared around me.  Well I should specify that it was not the cyber ponies that surprised me it was in fact the large iron golem they brought with them that surprised me apparently they sold perfect opportunity of getting rid of it.  The transportation seem to calm it down and as it was no longer fighting anymore and was now quite happy offering flowers to the royal guards and any other pony who is in the vicinity.

(cyber pony)  immense power source detected.  Non upgraded life forms detected.  Enemy too the cyber collective detected.  Hold…  Scanned on verifiable error…  Error…  Error…

Now normally I’m not one to complain when everything is running so smoothly but I was really looking forward to showing everyone my new swords ability.  I named it Call back and I made it up myself.  See I was feeling pretty bad about losing my bow when I died it was a gift from Pone ditch 22.  But it was while I was trying to make some new weaponry I had a great idea.  By and checking my sword I can now fire it out of a bow and by using callback I can bring it right back to me.  Unfortunately it looks like I’m not going to get to use it.  oh well.

Sure enough my very presence stalled to devise long enough for to create a pulse afterwards all the cyber the ponies paused as their heads began twitching back and forth.  After a few brief moments of anticipation all the cyber ponies spoke in Unison.

(cyber ponies in all the universe)  upgrade received downloading…  Downloading…  Downloading…

Oh my notch do you have any idea how long we’re standing there with them just saying downloading over and over again.  It had to have been at least an hour.  In fact it took so long the princess began doing her royal duties once more and dinky took the opportunity to play around with the iron golem.  It seemed quite enjoyed her company.

After a little while I got bored and decided to join their little tea party.

(dinky)  which you like some more muffins Mr. Golem?  She asked the large lumbering brute.  He replied with a small head nod up and down and she happily presented him with a small baked good.  As to where she got them I can only speculate.

Eventually princess luna walked in behind her walked queen chrysalis with bandages on her head.

(luna)  um…  Sister what is going on?  Why is troll bridge here?  She asked before finally looking at the doctor who waved a friendly greeting.  O that explains it.  Doctor are you going to destroy the cyber ponies now?

(queen chrysalis)  maybe I got hit on the head much harder than I thought.

(princess Celestica)  no no my sister.  The doctor and has reformed the great threat that we faced so long ago.  They are now as he said downloading something that will fix them all.  As for you miss chrysalis you must face punishment for what you have done how dare you attack pony vill!

Chrysalis was about to speak and defense to herself when a little dinky pony jumped head first into one of the holes in her legs.  With a torrent of two called the giggles and laughter from both chrysalis and small pony she made her way up chrysalis is body until finally she popped out of her ear and rested comfortably atop chrysalis is head.

Something the confuse me about this action is to how she avoided getting any slime on her as I found quite difficult to even be in the same room without somehow getting the oily substance upon me.

(dinky) Tea party!  The little pony insisted.

(princess)  no no little one you must come away from that one she is dangerous.  come here now away from the queen of changelings.

(dinky)  Tea party!  She said with a small hint of anger in her voice.

Queen chrysalis looked up the small pony who is defying the princess of the sun and repeatedly did a double take from one to the other before finally breaking down and saying…  This is the most adorable pony I’ve ever seen in my life.

An hour to past before was finally forced to pass the question how in the nether dude that pony managed to get us all in dresses?  even the golem.

(luna)  tho should really try to enjoy thine self.  For I it has been 1000 years since I’ve had the pleasure of Dinkies Company.

(troll)  so this is usually when slick with you doctor travel through time and have tea parties?

(doctor)  um when me think… Moon, cyber ponies, princess’s, running, and tea party.  Yep I’d say everything’s just about right for an ordinary day.

(derby)  all we’re missing now is a blue bucket of old folk who smells like cheese and a coconut brought back from the dead and were all set to go for a normal day in the life of the doctor.

Everyone began to laugh and even though I had no idea what anyone was talking about I started to laugh to.  The idea never laughter all the cyber ponies made it being somewhat like an oven done cooking your fish for you.

(the cyber ponies)  download complete.

Finally I declared in delight the upgrade or what every you’d call it is done.  Taking off the frilly dress dinky had somehow can’t be in it clicked on I walked up the cyber ponies.  Curiosity of course taking over me I leave my hand against one of their chests rather than cold steel it was warm and I think I felt something that simulated a heartbeat.

(cyber pony)  hello?  The metallic pony asked its voice mouth drastically changed.  where am I?  As it surveyed surroundings it began doing that various twitching head movements and small awkward pacing that you’d expect from any living creature.

(doctor)  there live I can’t believe it there a live!  The doctor shouted in excitement.  Furrow so long I’ve been dreaming of this and troll you made it happen.  I would never figure out a way to get to the cyber council but with you I sighed they brought his right to them.  This is the greatest day in history.  Imagine the planet’s we saved from the cyber ponies wrath.  Imagine the scientific discoveries we can now make with them.  A future so beautiful and so endless who knows what we can accomplish.

In a flash of light the cyber council now stood before us.

(cyber council)  quite right doctor we shall improve the designs of our metal suits over time to more closely resemble what we once were but is only up from here.  Soon the universe will benefit from living alongside the cyber ponies magic knowledge and understanding will rein in this new era.

(chrysalis)  mmmmmm…  Excitement hope also many delicious emotions.  I must say even I’m getting caught up in all this.

You know it’s strange when something bad happens…  When something very very bad happens something so unbelievable you can’t even comprehend it time slows down.  I don’t care who you talk to, what expert says it doesn’t but it does.  For that moment I saw everyone’s lips slow as they talked everyone who was bouncing about talking with laughter and cheer And expecting this to be a most wonderful day in universal history.  times slowed and in slow motion I felt a disturbance something that chilled me to the bone something that for some reason made me feel cold.  I turned around through the crowd of metal ponies trying to come to terms with their new freedom and interested royal guards looking away from the door and a queen trying to suck the love out of the from what I assume can only pass as the mouth of one of the cyber ponies I looked past them all…

In the doorway stood a familiar face.

In the doorway he stood with the body of the new eyes plopped out and now with blood running from.  Blood gray and from his mouth and out a huge gaping hole in his chest it all collected in a large pool on the floor beneath his feet.  Is sinister square smile shun through the crowd into my view.  He stood there and nestle motion moment and in his hand and I saw the small device we were trying to protect from the cyber ponies still with its glowing cube powering it.  With the additional one of his own devices that I can only speculate where he got he looked at me like you wanted me to watch.  Any press the button.

(cyber ponies)  aaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaahahsrrsfaa th.

All the cyber ponies we were so hard free suddenly fell lifeless on the floor as time began to speed up once more in I was able to comprehend what just happened I said his name.

Herobrine!!!

What?  The doctor shouted in surprise.  He just kill them he killed them all.  They were finally alive and you killed them!

The two the doctors outburst herobrine only started to laugh I knew the doctor was not prepared for the evil herobrine would bring so I shared a bit of information that today I wish I’d kept myself.

(troll) doctor he knows that.  In fact I think he was waiting for them to be alive just so he could end it all.  Just so they could feel pain.

Herobrine only confirm my sentence with the blood dripping smile.  He garbled horribly as he spoke no doubt a result of the severe ones he faced.

(herobrine)  so this is the world you escaped to.  I must say this certainly explains quite a bit.  The magic’s of this place are strong .strong enough to even hurt me he said just ring to the wounds on his chest.  But alas this sick round twisted perversion of a world disgusts me so here’s the deal tell me where my ender crystal is and I won’t kill you all yet.

Ender crystal I thought to myself.  I remembered fighting the ender dragon it was those strange crystals that gave it immortality and made it quite a formidable creature.  But I don’t know why he would think that I…

Just then I remembered the battle between me and herobrine in the battle he was so startled by the element of sacrifice he would go something when he punched his hand into my chest that must be the ender crystal he speaks of.

Seeing as I can take on herobrine once before I imagine doing so again even without my pony magic should be rather it easy.  Not even stopping to a knowledge is question a charge to head on.  He of course blocked my blow with one of his hands and though it felt as though I was hitting the wall I could tell he was definitely weaker than before the elements of harmony definitely left a scar on him.  With another swing of my sword and I managed to knock him of his footing which caused him to retreat out the doorway and off the balcony down onto the courtyard below.

(herobrine)  come out troll bridge founder of them down desolate wasteland of troll bridge city shortly you can do better than that.  He goaded me on.

I was about chasing down to the courtyards when a very pleasant surprise flew past me.  It was the iron golem still wearing its frilly pink dress.  Apparently even though herobrine is not a mob his lifetime devotion to evil was strong enough to set off the golem.  The golem landed on top of herobrine creating a large cloud of dust.

(Celestica)  guards the princess ordered surround the courtyard do not allow herobrine to escape.  within seconds the entire courtyard was now surrounded by royal guards the captain of the royal guards shining armor somehow had appear next to me.

(shining armor)  troll what’s the plan he said deferring to me.  I don’t have any experience with herobrine see you’re going have to tell me what to do.

As I watched herobrine slice the golem into bits effortlessly I decided it was simply too dangerous to allow any pony to fight him.  As I prepared the conclusion that I would have to fight him off here in now I can hear music in the back of my mind.  The music be always played an ingrate coliseum’s as brave heroes would fight armies of mobs.

-“test your might”-

I grabbed my sword and stepped up onto the ledge.

-“test your might”-

I told shining armor to keep his troops are defensive position and to protect the princess.

-“test your might”-

The ponies stepped out onto the balcony with us and I raise my hand as if to order them to stay back.

-“test your might”-

I then quite swiftly and literally jumped into kombat.

-“mortal Kombat”-

With a crushing blow I chopped straight down onto herobrine.  The iron golem that was now badly cut up and damaged finally fell unable to continue its life.  Though put off his footing Herobrine was unfazed by the below it quickly drew his diamond soared to face me.

(herobrine)  obsidian armor he remarked even I can’t do that notch it would appear is still working against me.

He used his mighty strength to knock the soared from my hand but was a simple matter of using callback I was able a slash you crossed his face which once again sent him backwards to regroup.  The blows were sloppy and did very little damage.  His skin was practically impenetrable in my armor was quite the same.  Behind the royal guards stood an assortment of upper class ponies now cheering me on in the fight.  The tip of his sword managed to do some damage to my hand but I quickly recovered and knocked into the ground.  The once mighty herobrine now was put on the defensive to my onslaught.

This evil and vial creature had destroyed everything I ever cared about and even though he is the reason I came in this new world his sins against my people are unforgivable and I will not allow them to have these ponies.  With one last blow a gem my sword deep down his throat.  My blood lust finally ended but I’m afraid it was not enough.

Herobrine with my sword gouged into his chest began his choked blood curled sword swallowing laughter.  you sick monster I screamed why won’t you die I said pulling sword out and hitting him on the head repeatedly the sharp edge of the blade doing nothing to his hard skin.  I tried my best to take him on there was none enough he stood up spit out my sword and with one mighty punch broke straight through my armor.  As I hit the wall behind me it came to realize that every bone in my chest was now completely shattered and the familiar tasted blood was once again in my mouth.

(herobrine)  well well the mighty troll did you think you could actually stop me?  did you think you can actually save these things from my wrath?  Now my dear clothed enderman usual once more know death he said as he pulled a soared high into the air.

I couldn’t believe it we had our entire adventure lined up we’re going to save my world we’re going to save everyone in with a wave of herobrine is mighty hand he can just end it all.  I was looking for to save my world but now I fear there’s no way to save this one.  Just as I accepted my fate and was waiting for herobrine sword to come down and cut me in half I heard a voice.

(Celestica)  No!  The princess screamed as she jumped down and slammed down to the ground over top of me.  But I don’t care if he’s a hero half pony or diamond dog.  You shall never lay a hand on my troll bridge ever again.

With several flashes of the princess’s horn herobrine was forced back in pain.  Slowly the giant form of the princess walked from over top of me and closer to herobrine the magic penetrating his body and even his strength useless against the influence.

He tried to swing his sword in her but it was no good she stopped it with only her horn and with what I assume would be a kick but it was with her front legs she said herobrine flying back into a building.  The royal guards through their spears at him but of course they did no damage with one order from the princess they backed off.  Another flash of light pulled herobrine from the wreckage and sent him flying courts the princess.  At first I thought this to be one of herobrine’s attack’s but as the princess turned around to allow her back to face herobrine I found a lot of enjoyment and what I was about to see.  Both her hind legs shot into the air and kicked herobrine square in the mouth.

If it didn’t hurt so much to breathe I would definitely laughed at that.  Herobrine eventually dropped his sword and before he could get back up the princess was quite literally on top of him.  It was not so much of the fight now but more of the princess jumping on trampoline.  I don’t care how strict on herobrine is those giant tree trunks she calls legs have to be doing some kind of damage.

Herobrine manage to throw one could punch and I thought at first the princess was injured but once again confusing my ability to understand how she grabs things she picked up herobrine’s leg using her own front of it with a great measure of delight slammed him back and forth against the ground.  The finally she threw herobrine back into the building she had slammed into earlier and continue her onslaught of magic.

OK I know this, some weird but you need understand where I come from fighting is a definite turn on and I’m pretty sure even in my horribly injured state I might….  Here I’m saying here might.  Have possibly gotten a cobblestone.  But not because it was the princess just because It was a fight I swear.

Such power is very rarely seen by anyone’s eyes but nonetheless herobrine cannot stand up to it.  FUCK this he shouted before finally grabbing an Ender pearl in one of his hands.  But before I go have a little present he said throwing something the pixel round with green spots to the princess’s hooves.  Crushing the Ender pearl in his hands he disappeared and the battle was over.

I looked down in horror to see something ancient something old and something only used by the god heroes themselves.  a spawn egg not just any spawn egg but the spawn egg of a creeper.

(trolls conscience)  and moved dummy move!  I thought to myself.

Without thinking or any self preservation I quickly Teleported what was left of my broken body and armor over the now standing creeper making shore the princess was protected.

(creeper)  what the FUCK!  BOOM!

After the blast and pain myself to look up the princess was fine but she was now holding me and screaming something about an ambulance.  Hey I said.  We just kicked herobrine’s  ass how cool is that?

The princess was too focused on controlling the entire situation to hear what I said so silently and without bothering her further I just passed out.

(princess Celestica)  quickly call the anthropologist lyra harp strings and teller to me as if the hospital.  Hang on troll everything’s going to be OK.  The words faded slowly as I drifted off to sleep…

End of chapter 10…

(authors notes)  well I’m not very happy at how these chapters of been turning out.  Judging from a lack of comments I would say you guys stopped following hopefully I can do better when we put the ponies and trolls world.  For those of you who are actually still following this story I thank you.  And for those at no doubt lost along the way thanks for giving my story sometime in the first place have a nice day and thank you for reading. 