Tree Branches And Traffic Lights

by BR425xSunset

Rating: teen
Tags: Horror, Equestria Girls, Random, Dark, Alternate Universe, Anthro
Length: 1230

Fluttershy and Tree Chomper The Claw Truck ask Sunset for help in "collecting tree branches."

Fluttershy and Tree Chomper The Claw Truck ask Sunset for help in "collecting tree branches."

Tree Chomper/Claw Killer is my OC and a talking claw truck.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-05-13 16:23:18 UTC

Tree Branches and Traffic Lights

The sky was clear. Airplanes were roaring their engines in harmony. Cars were driving along the street peacefully. All the people were commuting home from work and school, having somewhere to be with families. Rush hour traffic always happened. All except Sunset Shimmer; her place was at the statue in the front of Canterlot High School. Sunset flipped through the pages of her magic journal, reading about her past as a Regina George-like meanie wanting Twilight's crown, the Dazzlings using mind controlling singing pendants, and human Twilight with a  raging Tirek-like device walking down the hallways, ignoring the no-nos of stealing magic, and Gloriosa Daisy sabotaging the Crystal Gala so that Camp Everfree closes.

Suddenly, before Sunset can write a friendship report on a clear page to Twilight, she hears a truck horn honking.

"Hello, Sunset," said a Freightliner claw truck as it stopped. The truck's name was Tree Chomper, and he has a claw on top to collect fallen tree branches.

"Hi, there, Tree Chomper," said Sunset. "Whatcha doin' today?"

"Do you remember that you are supposed to meet Fluttershy at Crystal Prep at in five minutes? A thunderstorm knocked out the trees there. Fluttershy and I need your help collecting tree branches. Mrs. Abacus Cinch won't be happy about a courtyard full of tree branches tommorow," said Tree Chomper worriedly.

Suddenly, Sunset remembered that she was focused on her friendship report that Fluttershy needed her help.

"How can I get there in five minutes?" said Sunset.

"Hop on," said Tree Chomper. "First let me help you down." Tree Chomper used his claw to help Sunset down from the statue. Sunset then hopped inside Tree Chomper's cab, and off they went to Crystal Prep.

When they arrived at Crystal Prep, Sunset and Tree Chomper were greeted by Fluttershy, who said "Yay" in a shy way.

"It was good that I got here on time, Fluttershy. Sorry, I was writing to Twilight and didn't look at my watch," said Sunset.

"That's okay. Are you ready to get started Sunset Shimmer?" asked Fluttershy.

Sunset thought what Fluttershy is planning for her. "What? Forgiving me for blaming me because I'm Anon-A-Miss? Or for yelling at you because you took Twilight's crown from the statue? Or maybe..."

"It's collecting tree branches," said Fluttershy.

"Tree branches?" said Sunset in suspicion. "Last time I picked up a tree branch, its thorns scraped my palm."

"That's okay. They can have thorns sometimes. But these tree branches don't have thorns. Me and Tree Chomper will be doing most of the work," Fluttershy told Sunset.

Sunset agreed.

"Here, I saved this root beer for you, Sunset. Been a hot day, huh?" said Fluttershy.

"It sure was," said Sunset. She took the root beer and drank it  all. "Ahhhh"

Tree Chomper snickered to himself as Sunset drank the root beer.

"What's so funny, Tree Chomper?" asked Sunset.

"Oh, uhh, nothing. It's just my claw's funny reflex," said Tree Chomper.

Then Sunset began to feel dizzy. "What did you put in the root beer, Flutter...," before Sunset can complete her sentence, she passed out.

Fluttershy giggled at Sunset's unconscious body. "It's Temazepam."

Later, after the Temazepam wore out, Sunset regained consciousness. She finds herself in a dark room. Sunset then discovered that she had ponied up while asleep, but now she had alicorn wings. She then finds out that she was only in her bras and underwear. She tried to move, but chains, racks, and strong planks kept her stuck to a table. Only her new wings, and her legs were free. As she struggled, two voices that sounded like Blu Mankuma and Dr. Claw came out of nowhere.

"Fluttershy and Tree Chomper?" said Sunset in fear. "Let me out of here!"

"Not until we turn you into a traffic light," said the Mankuma voice.

"Agreed, Flutterguy," said the Dr. Claw voice.

"A traffic light?" Sunset began laughing. "You can't turn me into a traffic light!"

"Oh, yes we will," said Flutterguy. She and Tree Chomper (now Claw Killer) revealed themselves. Flutterguy was dressed as a scary welder, while Claw Killer was painted black and red and words that say "I HATE SHE DEMONS" were written in blood red on the sides of his dump. His claw looks sharper and scary now, and he is pulling a red and black trailer called "Flesh Slicer", who is a wood chipper trailer converted into a macerator trailer.

"We want your torso only," said Claw Killer. The claw truck snickered. "That would make a good framework for a traffic light."

"You can't do this, Fluttershy, I'm your friend," said Sunset as she began to cry.

"Awwww," said Flutterguy. "You want to talk to Twilight to say your good byes?" she said as she held up Sunset's magic book.

"Yes," said Sunset. "Please take a note; Dear Princess Twilight , I know it's been a long time, but now my heart burst its ventricles. There's no time to grieve, but now, goodbye. My book will be destroyed in 30 seconds.  Sincerly, Sunset Shimmer."

Flutterguy wrote evey word Sunset said into her book. Now the words are on their way to Celestia's book in Equestria. Twilight will be worried now.

"Now that's all you said?" said Flutterguy.

"Yes," said Sunset. "You can destroy it now."

"Good," said Flutterguy.

"And now," said Doris Burke, the NBA announcer. "She passes the book to Killer, and Killer gets a score!" He announced in excitement as Killer successfully tosses Sunset's book into Flesh Slicer, destroying it. The crowd cheered.

"The Welders win against the Ponies 1-0," said Mike Breen. "That was really amazing."

"Eww," said Flesh Slicer. "It tastes like magic sawdust."

"Sunset, wake up," said Flutterguy.

Sunset woke up. A few second later, Claw Killer's claw turned into a driller. He activated the driller and plunged it into Sunset's belly.

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sunset screamed in pain as Claw Killer's driller made a hole in her body.

Claw Killer began singing as he made three big holes in Sunset's torso.

Give me a claw

Give me a mulcher

Give me trucks

Give me more builders

Give me noise

Give me more

Give me a beat to clean the evidence

Grab a branch

Swivel round

Need a mulcher that can mulch

Turn back

Call it down

It's about to get grimdark!

This ain't a library

It's not a church

We're not sitting in a classroom

There's no shushing

No whispering

This is where we make the blood

We clap our claws

We slap the ground

We get loud in life

What is that you say

When your surrounded by trucks

Tree branches and traffic lights

Get ready, ready for a lot of blood

Clap your claws and make a lot of blood

Its a truck party so come on and read this fanfic!

Soon as Claw Killer finished his song, Sunset was weak and her limbs and abodmen were severed.

"Now for the final two game of pains!" said Flutterguy. She took out a chainsaw and sliced off Sunset's alicorn wings.

Sunset was too weak to give out a scream. The last thing she felt was her heart snapping free and her organs fell out of where her abdomen was severed. Sunset Shimmer was gone for good. Then Sunset's head was severed from her torso.

Soon, the traffic light was made. It was made for Cloudsdale Blvd.

Fin.